did you like jk rowling's madam president, anon?

>the ethnically-diverse wizarding world of America proves itself to be just as retarded as Great Britain's magical government if not moreso

kek

why do young people enjoy this so much?

who cares

>>83630954
So? Are you forgetting Kingsley Shacklebolt who was one of the best auras in the whole ministry?

>A nation where Blacks and Whites weren't allowed on the same busses
>Black President of Magic
>Doesn't allow Magic / Non magic marriage

It actually impresses me the levels of hypocrisy JK Rowling managed to put on this nigger. Makes me think it wasn't intentional.

>>83630954
>black female muslim president
>fucks up constantly and has to be saved by le white autistic brit

what did jk rowling mean by this?

>>83631282
>saved by le white autistic brit
she was saved by ricky gervais?

>>83631152
>>83631282
>>83631533
> madame oresident look what I found
> fug off you were fired
> oh fug the world is fucked why didn't you say yesterday

>>83631659
>rain will make you forget
>works on people inside houses!
what THE FUCK did they mean by this?

>>83633488
>Doesn't work on fattie i'm gonna nail a hottie until he escape the sub

>>83630954
>Volunteer with "pre-at-risk" youth
>Bring one of them to go see this movie
>His other friends overhear
>Their shitty, nigger-tier parents all unload their brats on me
>My kid is really silent and tries to watch the movie respectfully
>Other brats run around the hallways and won't shut the FUCK UP during the entire movie
>Miss literally every part of the movie except for the ending, where I pull the "leader" of the kids aside and tell him I'm going to rat out his shitty behavior to his dad, who's known for beating his kids
>Kids finally shut the fuck up
>By then, it's already near the end of the movie
>Go home fuming because it got so bad that someone from the audience had to complain to management about how loud the kids were being

I just wanted to watch the movie, bros. Why did it have to end like this?

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>>83630954
Of course you could expect shitty diversity quotas in a film written by the author of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83634466
No one care about your stale pasta faggot

Hit the bricks back on over to Reddit

>>83634512
t, potterfag

Why are American wizards so pathetic?

>>83634466
I know this is a pasta, but that /lit/ tier chart is so horrible

>>83634172
Your fault for being a retarded cuck faggot who takes other people's children on dates like some pedophile.

>>83630954
Mmm...not bad. What's her body look like?

>>83631117
People don't mind the odd Anglo-Indian, least i didn't. There is literally nothing redeemable about African Americans, though.

>>83635923
>>83631117
nevermind, youre right. i thought ben kingsley was in harry potter for some reason.

>>83634572
Guaranteed comments. Shocking how few people catch the Clifford book in mid-tier, too.