>Darth Sloth J U S T

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>>83632087
LET HIM GO YOU CUNT

>>83632087
star wars btfo

>>83630667
I wonder how much of this flick is going to take place on that island. Luke's all but confirmed not doing shit, what an absolute waste

>>83632087
Are sloths niggers of the animal kingdom?

>>83632448
Sloths don't bother anyone, They just wanna chill and be left alone.

>>83630667
Oh no, maybe that shittoster was saying the truth after all.

>>83630667
I don't see it.

>>83632481
so they're the amish?

>>83632499
Yes

>>83632448
Absolutely not. Lazy, sure, but they're chill.

Try the cuckoo bird.

>>83632448
Try mosquitos.

Africa confirmed worst place: every disease, every parasite.

>>83632484
quick rundown, please

>>83630667

Is that Melissa Mccarthy's body washed up on the shore? Damn, Ghostbusters failing must've really damaged her.

>>83632448
Sloths are the abos of the animal kingdom

>>83632613
>Implying abos aren't the abos of the animal kingdom

I don't get it

>>83630667
>sloth
how can you even tell what that is?
>anakin
how do you even know thats supposed to be him?

autists give me answers

>>83632539
>>83562252
>never contradicts himself
>zero contradictions with other leaks
>huge amount of detail
>doesn't avoid any questions
>all seems plausible
Either a legitimate leak or the best larper of all time on this site

>>83630667

Can anybody enhance the image?

>>83632641
Heh

>>83632674
See>>83632733

>>83632432
>tfw it's a world heritage site but our government doesnt care and lets them wreck the place because muh tourism

i'm physically ill with rage when I think about it

>>83632432
It sounds like Rey and Luke stay on the island pretty much the whole movie and only leave at the end

>>83632941
literally shaking with rage right now at your appropriation of the indigenous peoples lands

>>83632826
Fuck I believe it
I hope none of it is true though because if it is I'm done

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ZERO CONTRACTIONS

>>83633295
You mean contradictions.

>>83632087
what's this from?

>>83633333
There was one anon in previous bread that kept saying contractions to piss off the Disney shill.

Or he was a phoneposter, I don't know.

>>83632087
LEE ME ALONE
I JUST WANT TOBE LEFT ALONE

>>83632733
Not to mention
>tons of original info that's too weird to make up

Luke meets Rey, he tells her how the force brought her to him. Her parents were scared of her abilities. She is told after a couple scenes that she was born out of necessity, that this balance will continue forever with the force, since the beginning all the way to his dad and now her. Luke trains her but tells her after Snoke is defeated, they will cease to fight and will not continue the Jedi order. They have a meditation scene together where she literally walks through a beam of light and she can control everything around her. She can change shapes and warp everything around her. Luke tells her she will be even more powerful than Yoda and she says who? (this got some chuckles). She also battles a creature that Luke claims is filled with evil intent and has been threatening the porgs, creatures more in tune with the force than even himself (think penguins on crack). She defeats this creature only to see it become a ghost of anakin. Basically, Luke has tried to push her emotionally in every direction on the island in order to wake her full potential quickly. He wants Snoke gone now. It’s made clear that Luke is not happy with what Snoke did to Ben and will do anything to make Rey become stronger quickly to destroy him. We get a flashback with Anakin at Luke’s school and everything is destroyed. Luke sees young Ben and says “I don’t want to kill you…but your life is in my hands now”. We learn later Luke knew someone else would come along to balance things out with Ben so he left to get answers as to why the Jedi always fail. He used the force to shut R2 down until this person was found. I’m cutting out a ton of details but basically you find out the force is literally connected to everything and even something like a droid can be aligned to it if it is willed. Rey confronts Luke about his feelings towards the Jedi, his abandonment of his friends and everything that’s happened and they don’t come to an agreement. He speaks with Yoda, she meditates.

Yoda admits she is right, that the Jedi of old were hopeful but arrogant and a the dark side of the force can’t be the only future (something like that).

Ren spends the majority of the film with Snoke. He’s more unstable and leaves to trace Vader’s life in hopes that he will meet his spirit. From the way Snoke acts, he doesn’t seem to care much. Also, force ghosts can be destroyed. They’re adding new powers into this film the same way J.J./Kasdan added new abilities in TFA. Rian did write the film he wanted but there was definitely things they wanted included in this film for future media.

After Finn wakes up, the entire ship they’re on is destroyed. Leia asked him to go find Snoke’s weakness, she’s been told someone has information on how to destroy him and they’ve arrived at the meeting point (a new planet). No one likes Leia on this planet. Rose leaves with him because it’s the last escape pod and her sister trusts Finn.
Poe leaves after the ship is destroyed as well with Leia and some remaining resistance. The FO take prisoners.
They spend most of the film on the run and meet up with Holdo who immediately butts heads with what they should do next. She wants to have an alliance with the FO, Leia thinks thats a bad idea and in the meantime, sends Poe to rescue the remaining resistance supporters.
Finn goes to Snoke’s home planet and finds a crypt. Think dracula. Very expensive looking place and a tomb that’s opened. Basically, we learn Snoke has switched bodies and is actually well liked by a lot of races. No one alive has seen his original body. He’s with Rose and Zenn. All of this takes place after they escaped the “affluent planet” and found the kidnapped resistance members who after these past few years have decided to join the FO. Finn appeals to some of them but not all.

This is taking too long and I’m everywhere now in the story so I’ll cut to the chase with everyone. Luke eventually understands that training one person at a time might be the best way forward and thanks to Rey, that this will never end so they’ll have to make their own rules going forward (Anakin told her that repressing your emotions is what leads to their downfall). There will always be someone out there more powerful, good or evil. Ben finds out the location of the island because Rey was alone meditating and he sensed her. Ben doesn’t tell Snoke by the way so something is going on there.
Ben fights Rey on the island, wins. Luke destroys Ben’s guards with one move (they come in to attack at once, next shot, they’re all on the ground). This got a great reaction but the move itself was definitely not a typical Jedi action. Ben asks Luke why he failed and that it was his parents fault for not being there for him. Luke asks Ben what he wants and asks him to help take down Snoke, that it can lead him to a new path. Ben agrees. In shock, Rey follows them (Luke has an A wing on the island!). Honestly, the Luke/Rey stuff is way more interesting than Finn’s story. This has almost turned into a weird review haha. The film ends with Luke standing before Snoke as the destroyer flies away. Rey and Kylo flew off after she attacked his ship.

My friend wrote all of this out as I spoke, I'm that lazy. And there is no way they would know which employee I am.

>>83634151
Looks like sandman is back.

>>83632539
https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/83562252#top