/tpg/ -Twin Peaks General

>>83627704
So he's Audrey's son by EvilCoop, right?

cossacks

>>83627727
!

>>83627760
Hm
Noice.

This show is full of barthesian third sense scenes.

A kiddly divey too wouldn't you

>>83627704
That shit actually works if you aren't a sperg about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfksVBDF-A

>>83627727
T-THEY'RE FAST

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>>83627880
>David Lynch has women issues
>YES, YES HE DOES !

>>83627939
I thought this was pretty good

>>83627880
They are right about the Twin Peaks town scenes being the least interesting ones though.

Booper scenes are the best.

>5 full fucking episodes of incapacitated or retarded Cooper

Fuck you Lynch. This stupid shit better be resolved quickly.

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>>83627704
/tpg/ is already dead after only 15 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83628031
>muh ratings

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>>83627704
refute this lynchfaggots (protip: you can't)

>>83628027
It's like 2.5, fuck off.

>>83628027
just drop it

>>83628030
Do we know who this character is

>>83628030
imo Briggs was in on the Cooper doppelganger mystery and that's why he got banished into space, and that's why he had Dougie's ring in his stomach

>>83627704
>ugh, no, just, no

>>83628071
try watching the fucking show

>>83627727
Babies are so spoiled with Michael Bay's EXPLOSIONS they forgot how actually a car explodes.

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Who does this semen demon play?

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>>83627880
>DAVID HAS WOMEN ISSUES

How does this fat faggot watch Fire Walk With Me and come out thinking that? What an absolute airhead. How do you sit through Laura's story and not understand how it comes from such a sympathetic point of view? Lynch did this out of love for that character, and he wrote that character in an unapologetic way, it isn't a guilt trip, it's an honest look at her final days and it's incredibly powerful and ultimately when it ends really uplifting and beautiful.

To leave that film thinking he has issues with women, that they're all "victims" "bitches" is like, whoah, kill yourself.

>>83627727
>no slowmotion replay of the explotion
DROPPED

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>>83628050

>>83628085
Is it Hammond of Texas? Be nice Anon, I'm not rewatching the original until season 3 ends.

>>83628152
You FOOL

>>83628050
Yfw people realize Lynch not directing every episode was actually for their own good

>>83628120
He does often portray women as directionless thrill seekers. Which they are.

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>>83628050

>>83628170
HELP

>>83627812

thank you based booper

>>83628197
He does, yes. But Fire Walk With Me was not one of those portrayals.

>>83628214
Don't be a spider expert, watch the original for gods sake

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Haha fuck wait if brigg's headless corpse investigation with shaggy is a parody of modern procedurals does that mean dougie's shit is a breaking bad parody?

>>83628248

call for help

>>83628187
Lynch needs to kept constantly on a leash. His best movies are the ones where he is not allowed to put every stupid nonsense that went through his head on screen.

>>83628050
>Why is David Lynch, art school trained painter and avantgarde director, not catering to my fan needs to see characters and things I'm familiar with? We all know the original Twin Peaks was "Inspector Cooper's Murder Mysteries" and I want more of that.

this is just a normie massacre jesus christ there's blood everywhere and i am loving it

THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT

>>83628286
Dune is the only one that fits this description. Can you really call it his best?

>>83628316
Get lynched normie, Dune is great.

>>83628316
Maybe not his best, but it's a good, cryptic, dark movie. Why does everyone hate Dune so much? I don't get it...

>>83628353
Is David Lynch a normie for hating his own movie too?

>>83628369
Mostly because it cuts out the middle and skips from the beginning exposition right to the end of the book.

>>83628302
Agree. But I understand the poor bastards. The sight of retarded Cooper it is painful.

>>83628243
I already watched it. You mislead me by acting like I was wrong >>83628152 here. The fact is the actor/cg isn't exactly a dead ringer for MacGyver's pal.

>tfw Cooper will returns to his old self and the normies will claim to miss Retarded Cooper

>>83628302
Why do you care? Besides there are thousands of "normies" that watch it.

>>83628394
He tried his best mate. Enjoy the ride, if you can and don't be too Judge Mental. Not talking about the book here, also.

The cow jumped over the moon.

>>83628455
SHHH

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>>83628453
>why don't people like it
>told why
>d-don't judge it
>but the source material doesn't matter

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>>83627880
>177k subs
>sub-10000 views on most recent videos

>>83628248
I really, really like this picture. Can I save it?

>>83628453
Judge Mental sounds like a funny comic about a retarded judge.

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>>83627880
>HE'S SO ICKY ABOUT SEX

>>83628498
Jodorowsky wanted to change the final completely by making Paul die, and that movie would've been great as well, no matter if he would've changed the storyline. Besides, I know plenty of people who read the book and liked Lynch's Dune as well. Go watch that 90's crap in I don't know how many chapters with the fremen with shiny blue eyes and "better but crappier" CGI. Maybe that's your cup of tea.

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This is forever going to remain the best revival of a television show ever.

Nobody else is brave enough to do this, revivals have always been about recapturing the spirit of the old show, the memory that people have of it, and that is an impossible task that has never and will never pay off, yet they'll continue trying forever because it is the safer option. You're never going to get a revival show that is better than a meddling 7. The state in which they exist just does not allow for it to transcend the original show. This show is unlike anything else on television right now.

Twin Peaks: The Return may be a little rough around the edges, it won't be remembered as a flawless show, but it'll be remembered and it'll be divisive. It isn't a show that everyone that loved Twin Peaks is banding together for and thank fucking god it isn't, it would have been a failure had it not been divisive. I would have absolutely hated seeing an overwhelming positive consensus flood the internet after the premiere. Don't get me wrong, that is just what happened for a lot of the Lynch fans that watched it, but that is not speaking about the internet at large. There's hardly any dialogue going on outside of specific Twin Peaks circles, and even there you have people that don't all agree under one unifying opinion.

This is the best thing that could have happened and I'm so happy it did. I haven't felt this way about a television show in years, and I'm so glad to be along for the ride, these /tpg/ threads have been the best thing on /tv/ in many, many years.

Showtime may be a shit network, but bless those executives that were actually crazy enough to take a gamble on this, and let Lynch make the most esoteric revival of all time. It may get shit ratings, but they'll be remembered for doing something good for the art of television in the long run.

>>83628513
I would draw it if I knew how to.

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>>83628561

>>83628050
> 0 fan service
> a bad thing
> wants CSI crimes and solutions

Who is this idiot?

>>83628561
I'm loving it too. And this is the first thing I've had in common with /tv/ for years. This board can be insufferable, but I'm so comfy here. And hey, Showtime gets it right sometimes. Though for some weird reason it feels like they barely would have sought out this weird show.

>>83628561
>This is forever going to remain the best revival of a television show ever.
Well let's wait for the season to end first before making outlandish statements like that, eh?

Retarded Coop is getting really stale now.

>>83628627

The rest of the season could be just focused on Jacoby and Coop monging around a statue and it would be applauded by this general so I don't think they'll wait to make it even halfway into a season before branding it as genius, no

tfw everyone I know who loved the original series, including my mom, think the new episodes are way too weird and they only like the parts with returning characters

>>83628627
>Bitcoin is going to be huge
Well let's wait for 2017 before making outlandish statements like that, eh?

>>83628675
That's perfect.

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>>83628663
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83628671
It reminds him of his best friend Harry S Truman, how can you not be moved by that?

>>83628677
>Watching Almost Human
>"We found a Bit Coin with the body"

>>83628241
Any others?

>>83628072
>in on the Cooper doppelganger mystery
Unironically what do you mean by this?

>hey guys did I tell you that I collect Bitcoin?
>I know it's not relevant to the conversation nor even the board

More bitcoin discussion please.

>>83628715
you're just a mad poorfag because you didn't buy them, they went up 300+ dollars just this month

Bitcoin is a meme currency

Can you even snort coke with bitcoin? No you can't. Therefore BT is SHIT

>>83628248
All the Rancho Rosa stuff is a Breaking Bad parody

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>>83628304

>>83628663

Really stale now.

>>83628756
>he doesn't know about Bitcoke

>>83628749
Is there a purpose for bitcoin? Who would buy them? Is it really just a thing for drug dealers?

I would give my Bitcoin wallet to see a season 4.

>>83628050
>0 fanservice

Did he miss the Jade scenes?

>>83628551
>and that movie would've been great as wel
You fell for Hackorowsky's lies

>>83628749
1300 actually but can we please drop this discussion, and no I'm not a nocoiner

>>83628790
Well people have found that you can mine it properly again, so after being BTFO on their meme currency for years, they're piping back up again.

>>83628627
Fair point, although artistically I feel like it has already stumped all the other revivals. Like I said, revivals by their very nature are not good. This could take a turn for the bad of course, we have a lot of episodes left, but I feel like given the spirit of these first 5, it seems unlikely that it would suddenly lose all its flair and turn into something so bad it has no redeeming qualities left.

So who is Doctor Pavel going to play?

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Ordered a "Laura Palmer", it came wrapped in plastic!

Why was bitcoin even being mentioned

What a weird cult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W94qI1tSFTc

>>83628837
Somebody post the facebook post of the father that dressed his 5 year old up as Laura's corpse and him as Bob

>>83628811
You really have absolutely no idea how this whole cryptocurrency thing works, do you.

buy coopcoin

>>83628835
Does this tie in with the statue of Aidan Gillen from episode 5?

>>83628790
? it's money, you can buy stuff with it, legit stuff not just drugs. You can even convert them back to real money with gift cards and lots of stores started accepting them.

>>83628870
HELLLOOOOoooooOOOOO

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>>83628551
Jodorowsky didn't read any of the source material at all and the film he wanted to make had very very little to do with Dune. That film was impossible to make ("let's pay actors millions per second of screentime and make a 10 hour film!"). Paul does die, but Jodorowsky wouldn't have known that anyway.

>Besides, I know plenty of people who read the book and liked Lynch's Dune as well.

I didn't say it was bad, I explained to you why people would reasonably dislike it. Lynch did try and stick to the source material and worked closely with Frank Herbert who afaik was happy with the film.

> Go watch that 90's crap in I don't know how many chapters with the fremen with shiny blue eyes and "better but crappier" CGI. Maybe that's your cup of tea.

The best chance Dune could have for a good adaption would be television rather than film. Be more familiar with what you're talking about instead of gushing over the Jodorowsky documentary. As interesting as it was it highlighted how unsuited he was to making anything of the kind.

So is season 3 worth watching?

>>83628900
Lord yes

>>83628834
It's certainly a different sort of resurrection for a show, I'll concede that much. They didn't play it safe.

But on the other hand you have 'people' who will argue tooth and nail that it's clearly still the same show.

>>83628781
underrated

>>83627704
So how many times you have guys masturbated to this scene already? It's about 15 for me.

>>83628872
Is it like stocks? I'm a retard when it comes to crpytocurrency sorry, seems like a sketchy thing to invest in.

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Lynch is my favourite director lol I'm such a nerd.

>>83628936
Casual Lynch "fans" are just posers

I bet they haven't even watched The Missing Pieces lmao

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Is there a director with a better taste in women than Lynch?

whats the significance of Bobby Briggs and his friend Mike Nelson having the same names as killer Bob and the one armed man is?

>>83628934
Imagine not having any bitcoin at all lmao

>>83628961
I don't think it was explored further than Harry jumping to the conclusion that they killed Laura after Cooper's first dream about Mike.

Maybe Lynch has something planned for that duo now.

>>83628708
He knew what Boop was scheming and tried to interfere so he got Lynched

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>>83628998
>I was 14 when bitcoin was released
>wanted to actually buy some coins but lolnomoney
fuck

>>83628961
It's probably not a coincidence but I still don't think there's anything deep in it. I know there are a few other Bobs in the show, very minor characters who escape me right now. Surely a few other Mikes, too.

>>83628961
red herring for theoryfags imo

>>83628961
Lynch loves duality, they're also red herrings for season 1

>>83628501
To be fair this happens to most Youtubers nowadays except the ones who have millions of subs. The system is screwed up and there's probably countless dead accounts too.

>>83627704
Literally me

>>83628961
They become Mike and Bob after falling into a Black Lodge time paradox at the end of season 3.

Bobby gonna kill Mike

So how did everyone feel when they finally revealed why Doc was painting the shovels?

>>83628715
If I was a coiner I would brag about it too.

Since this is a comfy /tpg/ thread maybe someone can give me the rundown on how I can get started. I have about $6000 on hand, is that enough to make inroads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRvPmONjVY

>it's a Donna is a psycho hose-beast episode

>>83628958
I bet you haven't even read all the books

>>83629114

I'm confused as to why everyone is drawing Alex Jones comparisons. As if the phrase "global conspiracy" is exclusive to infowars.

>>83629114
I thought it was hilarious.

>>83629139
cuz Mark Frost

>>83629114
I thought "yeah that sounds about right"

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We live inside a dream.

>>83627704
Me on the left

>>83629130
Let's keep it as a comfy thread by not talking about entirely unrelated bullshit, please

Like seriously there is no link, I went back in the thread and saw some weirdo mentioning his little pyramid scheme currency for no reason

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>>83629171
Judy?

>>83629186
This.

I'd even rather talk about Judy.

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>>83627724

Yes, indeed, good sir. I endorse this theory.

So Donna commited suicide after finidng out she's a Horner?

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>>83628050

>>83629131
The tits are nice. They never really showed them on Twin Peaks.

>>83628891
how unsuited he was to making anything of the kind...
I disagree. It would've been a blast. They just rowed against him.
Anyway, fair enough. If someone reads a book and then sees a movie adaptation that doesnt respect the storyline, then he's definitely allowed to criticize (I did the same when Trainspotting 2 came out). Still, watching that movie without background, aside from anything, felt good and still does. For me is a good movie. That said.. de gustibus.

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what if lynch doesn't mention Judy ever again
what if we actually never get to talk about Judy at all

>>83628102
Uh, was she the middle showgirl in the pink getup last episode?

>>83628695
Wild At Heart. All Lula does is follow Sailor. She isn't wild, he is.

>>83629276
They never showed tits in the original show.

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>>83628958
>mfw so fucked up by Lynch I saw the Missing Pieces thinking it was the actual film

>>83628837
Yikes!

>>83629345
>90s
>network television
>showing tits

>>83629298
He's going to leave her out of this.

>>83628120

The women in the revival suck so far though.

>>83628849
end my life

>>83629420
>implying you don't want pissfu listening in on your wees

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>>83629420
nah you're wrong eh

>>83629345
>>83629362
That's not what I meant. I meant they never really presented Boyle's boobs decently, i.e. showing cleavage or something, she was always wearing sweaters etc.

>>83629420
Ye, only good for eyecandy.

>>83629488
Well, that's not 100% true. She started putting on more sensual clothing at various times in the show, but it's true we never got to see cleavage. My point is that Lynch has no problem with nudity (in fact he showed a lot in FWWM). We'll probably see quite a bit more nudity in the show moving forward since we're already seen two characters, Tracey and Jade, in 5 episodes.

>>83629535
>he showed a lot in FWWM
I only remember Donna II's boobs

>>83628917
decentralisation

most of the currency is owned by a few individuals

So he's evil Coop and Audrey's son right? Calling it now Bobby got roped into transporting drugs across the border for him and ends up killing him in one of the last episodes after normal Coop returns.

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>the actress on the right is 70 (SEVENTY) years old

What the fuck? This is basically the hottest gilf I've ever seen.

>>83629552
m8
even James saw Laura's boobs

>>83629552
Donna and Laura. Plus lots of close-up kissing with tongue. Definitely more explicit than the TV series.

>>83629591
Ronette too.

>>83629488
Well, isn't february/march in washington pretty chilly?

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>>83628050
> casual lychfans

>>83629558
Coop's return will literally be a cliffhanger at the end of episode 18.

>>83627880
holy shit, I hate fat people

>>83629552
well, fix your memory

>>83628050
>BUT MUH MEMEZ

>>83627880
>I sided with Candy Clark's character
>She actually had a point
They're all fucked in the head, honestly. I can't imagine being so deep in the feminist social experiment that I actually felt the need to defend bitchy TV characters.

>>83628960
Dario Argento

>>83629629
I'll fix you're mom first

>>83629617
I'll ree. I swear to God.

I don't think a fellow brother who is connected to the Moon would do that to me though. We're gonna get at least six episodes of Coop back doin Coop thangs.

>>83629192
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>83629564
> cgi
next question

>>83629131
Was the inspiration for that porn bathtub lifeguard scene?

>>83629700
Nah. Just got done flipping through loads of pics. Also it's hilarious of you to imply Lynch would waste the cgi.

>>83629608
You think women care about that? Audrey was wearing dresses with bare legs.

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WAKE ME UP

>>83627704
>watching the episode with my mom
>that scene comes on
>"yea that's how I approach women too mom it's what the new generations do"

>>83628369
Because it has the stupidest ending ever put to film

>>83629564
So is Susan Sarandon an she looks better.

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>>83629753

>>83629769
Did you choke your mom hard or soft before you laughingly gave her the D?

>>83629784
That's why I said basically. I agree Sarandon is number 1.

>>83629769
>"that's exactly how I met your father!"

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is this canon?

>>83629769
Your mom's gay?

>>83629753
really gives new meaning to hose monster

>>83629753

She looks hot as fuck there I don't know what is wrong with you people.

>>83629769
lol are you 12 yo?

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>>83629753
She was real waifu material ;_;

>>83629780
You're the stupid ending of mankind's evolution. What's wrong with that ending, cmon. Make me laugh.

>>83629753
>>83629816
How does this even happen?

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>>83629816
>>83629753
life is so cruel

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>>83629800
>attendants of the exclusive One Eyed Jack's casino, hotel and Roman baths resort
>wearing some hick clothes
Nah

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>>83629753
I'm pretty sure thats just her post surgery

>>83629827
The rain

>>83629800
OEJ had a no nigger policy, so no.

>>83629851
Do I even wanna know how they make lips do that

>>83629864
...so?
what's wrong with that?

>>83629851
geez shes a fucking toothpick..

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>>83629753

>>83629896
Imagine a situation in which you are blackmailing somebody by threatening to kill their daughter. As a gesture of power you kill their daughter.

Thats the ending of the movie.

>>83628120
It's not the first time I've heard this criticism about Lynch. My parents and their friends have been long time Lynch fans and most of them have always agreed that he's "abusive" to women in his work. Almost every single one of his movies involves some woman's suffering as the focal point of the story.

To me it's not really about women. He uses women because there is an underlying notion that women are sacred and innocent in his work, so their suffering is more painful to watch, and he wants to express that.

>>83629937
Still not clear..
Are you saying that the ending was gratuitous? Or too predictable? Or..what?

>>83629162
There are better and more direct parallels to radio conspiracy theorists than alex jones

>>83629993
His only bargaining position was that he can destroy the spice if he wants and that they should get in line because of that.

Then the rain destroyed spice and he lost the bargaining position. Plus destroyed the planet and people living on it.

Audrey when?

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>>83629139
>>83630043
alex jones is a meme

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>>83630091
meme and a half

i'vE goT gooD newS

Can someone post the green tea latte webm pls

>>83629753
glad, she deserved it

>>83629671
Coop's coming back before the end. Watch some of the promo trailers.

>>83629114
i lol'd

>>83630181
Will non-retard Coop still have his clairvoyance?

>>83630061
Wait wait wait...
This happens in the book, right?
Cause the movie ends with Paul becoming the Kwisatz Haderach. He becomes something similar to a God and therefore controls the planet, brings the rain so that Arrakis might be green again and that's it! The Arkonnens defeated, the Emperor is powerless..there's no need to bargain anymore. If in the book is specified the fact that the rain kills the spice, ok. But in the movie is not. It could have been stored somewhere or whatnot...

Is the doc supposed to be Alex Jones?

>>83630186
Same, seeing "SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS" in big letters across the screen was literally Lynch kicking us in the nuts

>>83629114
I said to myself:
"ahahaha
L

Y

N

C

H

E

D"
then i went to bed

>>83630250
the anti alex jones, because Frost is a political faggot after all

>>83630232
Its been a long time since Ive seen the movie, so I dont remember if it was specified or not. But knowing the book, the rain thing was just beyond stupid.

At least the movie had amazing intro and theme, I´ll give it that.

>>83629114
I loved how his only viewers were stoned Jerry and Nadine.

>>83627704
fuckin smokin babies..

>>83630296
I think he knows he has a limited audience, that's why he only painted five shovels.

>>83630250
No, it's just that Alex Jones can be easily confused with absurdist comedy.

Btw, Lynch was actually on Alex Jones to talk about how 9/11 was an inside job.

>>83629966
I think it's worth criticizing after a certain point, it may start feeling like a bit of a hollow and exploitative trick. Take the Richard Horne scene from episode 5, that scene isn't very inspired, it's violent in an almost contrived way, all for the express purpose of telling us that this guy is bad.

The female characters definitely is the one lacking aspect of season 3. I hope it improves, after Fire Walk With Me and Mullholland Dr. I had high hopes, but so far none of them are ancillary, and haven't had a chance to show any kind of agency either. Hoping Laura Dern steps in and changes all this.

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>>83630294

>>83628031
>yeah wtf is streaming anyway

>>83630426
The FBI is for boyz, boy.

>>83630252
I like that hes aware of his fanbase and their obsessive need to comb every scene for the DEEP STUFF, then he just goes and makes the shovels be about shoveling shit.
It gave me a good laugh

>>83628198
stop using this meme it is a bad meme

>just finished s02e08
>main storyline of the show is over
should i just stop here? i heard it gets pretty bad after

>>83630426
>show any kind of agency
hello tumblr

Leave town

>>83630496
yeahhhh skip it. you got better things to do

>>83629346
this fucking happened to me and I still liked this movie

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>>83630426
>implying

>>83630496
>should I wip my ass? I can't make decisions for my own yet!

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Are the Andy/Lucy scenes still the worst part of the show?

I started skipping them because they were so obnoxious.

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>>83630496
just stop watching and read the secrets of twin peaks

>>83630496
assuming you watch it on your pc: watch it skipping all the parts you don't care about, till the last episode. Watch that and then FWWM, then you're good to go for season 3.

>>83630583
Constance is my waifu

>>83630496
You know I was thinking after re watching everything to get ready for S3, I wouldn't change anything. The entire arc of Frost's goofy nonesense after Ray Wise dies really sets the stage for the final episode going full throttle Lynch and the 25 year time skip.

>>83630599
>reading fanfiction

http://www.thewrap.com/twin-peaks-revival-dream-analysis-first-four-episodes/

>Dream Expert Has Made Sense of ‘Twin Peaks,’ and It’s Very Sad

>>83630500
Shutting down a discussion like this, is acting just like a 19 year old feminazi though. You're both guilty of the same thing, just on opposite ends of the political spectrum. If you can't engage in conversation, you're proving yourself as an equally vapid cunt as the tumblerinas you hate so much.

Also pretending that it is nothing worth talking about, is probably going to make you dumber in the long run. These conversations can exist outside of the total absolutes that 4chan presents. Not everyone that brings the mere subject up, is going to be an unreasonable twat, entertain that notion the next time, and maybe you won't end up looking as ignorant as the people you oppose.

>>83630641
It's not fanfiction if you were the original author. And in any case it's not fanfiction. It's lore, background information.

Twin Peaks revival. If you’re not caught up yet, now is the time to leave.

Last year, when Showtime announced the very long cast list for David Lynch’s Twin Peaks: The Return, there was some concern that the series would struggle to find room for that many (217!) characters. But the show is already zooming along at a steady clip, and Episode 5 alone managed to casually toss Jim Belushi, Tom Sizemore, Ernie Hudson, and more into the mix without missing a beat. Still, there are two very important people who have yet to pop up: Kyle MacLachlan’s original forbidden love interest, Sherilyn Fenn’s Audrey Horne, and the woman many hope might be his future romantic partner, Laura Dern playing Who Knows. Neither woman showed her face in Episode 5—but this Sunday, Lynch may have sneakily laid the groundwork for at least one of those two to enter the narrative.

A main focus of the fifth episode, in addition to MacLachlan’s comedy of errors masquerading as Dougie Jones, was the introduction of the younger generation of Twin Peaks. And as was the case with the original series, the kids are not alright. Shelly’s (Mädchen Amick) kid, Becky Burnett (Amanda Seyfried), has followed in her mom’s footsteps by marrying a loser named Steven Burnett, played to creepy perfection by Caleb Landry Jones (Get Out, X-Men: First Class). Meanwhile, it turns out the Bang Bang Bar isn’t just a hangout for the older generation of Twin Peaks. As Lynch’s real-life son Riley Lynch plays onstage with the band Trouble, Jane Levy’s Elizabeth and Grace Victoria Cox’s Charlotte have a very unsavory run-in with an assault-happy character played by Eamon Farren. That character’s name? Richard Horne.

>>83630777
As is the case with a lot of the new characters this season, the only way to know Farren was playing a young member of Twin Peaks’s famed Horne family was to go through the closing credits with a fine-toothed comb and IMDb at the ready. To ensure maximum secrecy, the new character names weren’t announced in advance of the premiere—and though the show is going to great pains to drop first names into the script as often as possible (“Send in Steven!” “Hi, Becky!”), the closing credits remain a rewarding, if oddball, place to discover new Twin Peaks info.

While it’s possible that either Ben (Richard Beymer) or Jerry (David Patrick Kelly), those randy old goats, fathered this awful kid, it seems much more likely that we just met the son of Audrey Horne—who is also potentially a person of interest for the spirits of the White/Black Lodge.

Perhaps the bigger mystery is not the identity of Richard’s mother but, rather, the question of who his father might be. The last we saw of Audrey’s Season 2 love interest, Jack Wheeler (Billy Zane), he was flying off, never to return. The only other person to be romantically linked with Audrey in the original series was Agent Dale Cooper himself, who nobly rejected her teenaged advances in Season 1. Since Twin Peaks went off the air, Fenn herself has dished some behind-the-scenes dirt on why that Season 1 relationship dissolved:

>>83630736
>It's lore, background information.
And also completely ignored by Lynch, the only person who matters here. Consequently it's retarded fanwank of the kind he hates so much and has no relevance outside of your theoryfag circlejerks.

>>83630796
What happened was that Lara [Flynn Boyle] was dating Kyle [MacLachlan], and she was mad that my character was getting more attention, so then Kyle started saying that his character shouldn’t be with my character because it doesn’t look good, ’cause I’m too young. Literally, because of that, they brought in Heather Graham—who’s younger than I am—for him and Billy Zane for me. I was not happy about it. It was stupid.

If Fenn’s account is accurate, and if Lynch agrees that the Audrey/Cooper relationship was worth further exploration, it’s possible that a Kyle MacLachlan character is the father of young Richard here. Not Cooper, of course; he’s been trapped in the lodge for 25 years. But a very decent facsimile of the agent that Audrey carried a torch for did come out in his place in the Season 2 finale, and it’s not hard to see that this particular rotten apple doesn’t seem to fall too far from the evil doppelgänger tree.

This is all conjecture, of course—but it doesn’t seem too far outside the realm of possibility that Evil Cooper may have impregnated a teenaged Audrey and then left her flat. It would also explain why Richard would have her last name, and not his father’s. It doesn’t explain how Audrey survived the bank explosion that threatened her life in the Season 2 finale, though that answer can be found in the pages of the 2016 The Secret History of Twin Peaks novel. And if a Cooper double did use and abuse Audrey, any on-screen reunion between Fenn and MacLachlan is bound to be tense.

>>83630777
>That character’s name? Richard Horne.
how do we know?
Also,
>777
HELLOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>83630596
no

>>83630814
Although this is just a theory for now, the violent similarities between Richard and Evil Cooper are a little too irresistible to ignore. Lynch’s Twin Peaks has always dabbled in the corrupt and debauched behavior of the town’s angelic-looking youth. Amanda Seyfried’s coked-out gaze skyward as the Paris Sisters’ “I Love How You Love Me” played was a classic Laura Palmer-esque move. (Even if Shelly sees a lot of herself in Becky.) But Richard here is an evil of a different color, and given Good Cooper’s burgeoning affection for his quasi-adopted offspring, Sonny Jim Jones (Pierce Gagnon), I wouldn’t be surprised if the theme of fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, and a little bit of history repeating played a huge role in this ongoing return to Twin Peaks.

>>83630683
Holy fuck, this is reddit-tier retarded.

>>83630805
No, Lynch and Frost collaborated for over a year on writing the script for this new season of the show.

>>83630818
It's in the credits

>>83630826
Isn't this supposed to take place in the 2000s? Why is this retard wearing a biker jacket with his own name on it? Why is there an old ass car in the back? Why is Andy still a cuck?

>>83630852
Watch The Wild One.

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>>83630852
Read a book.

>>83630496
>Skipping season 2 kino

>>83630625
Holy fuck do you people actually do this. Why even bother watching it at all if you're going to skip parts lmao. Its all or nothing

>>83630852
People generally don't grow out of being retarded. Since Andy and Lucy were both quite show in the original, I don't see why that should be different now, when both of them are already nearing retirement age.

>>83630683
>Dream Expert
every modern psychiatrist agrees "reading" other people dreams is a meme and only the one who lived the dream can give meaning to it, so I'm not gonna even read what this retard has to say.

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>>83630777
>>83630796
>>83630814
>>83630834
do you really expect me to read all that shit

>>83630736
let's face it, twin peaks has split in two. the show is a david lynch project through and through with frost barely even present on set. as a consolation prize he's allowed to write some goofy loredumps that read like the wiki for lost, and lynch is ignoring all that and making actual twin peaks. unless you like this sort of garbage there's really no reason to read frost's wanky tome about richard nixon chasing aliens or whatever.

>>83630683
actually it's all about david lynch expressing his anxiety over having a dick too big to fuck bitches without making them bleed

>>83630496
I'm rewatching as well.

After Leland's funeral, I've skipped every scene of James+Evelyn and SuperNadine. So far it's going great actually, obviously not as good as S1 or start of S2 but still it's good TV. Denise is good, Windom is coming along, I like Ernie and Audrey just stepped on General Stuart. Pretty comfy.

>>83628031
>look ma, he posted it again

>>83630496
Watch e09, then skip to episode 17.

>>83631090
I'd also suggest skipping Little Nicky arc but otherwise this is correct. Windom Earle storyline begins in those episodes and you need to be familiar with him for the finale. Plus you get to see Audrey dressed up as a Southern Belle.

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>>83631217
Yes definitely, also skip Little Nicky, maybe even the Pine Weasel.

Everyone in this thread needs to get a life, punk!

I hope you guys already ordered your shovel before supplies ran out. Enjoy being stuck in the shit, losers.

Why the fuck is there dougie's ring inside the body?

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>skipfags

>>83631327

So plot threads can converge.

>>83631349
People seriously do this?

>>83631375

Why run when you can skip?

they should release a version of Twin Peaks without the shitty music

especially when binge watching, it gets really old really fast to hear the same song over and over and over again

>>83631397
The music is godtier and cute FU

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>>83631260
>skipping the Pine Weasel
"No!"
That's essential comfycore
The rest of what you mentioned definitely skip, if it's a rewatch

S2 does have a lot of filler and nonsense that went nowhere (James Hurley on the road, Ben Horne's miniature civil war). But the S2 finale is legit one of the best things ever put on TV. It'd be a shame if anyone missed it just for skipping some harmless bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXi5VKPyWLE

as far as amateur parody videos go, this one is pretty good

Most scenes with Dougie wouldn't be too far off in a dumb modern comedy movie when you look at it a certain way
This puts it into perspective rather well

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>>83630981
I don't know about you but I find it more tiresome scrolling through the same old stale memes and one sentence replies of no substance.

someone is posting something to sink your teeth into and you dismiss it.

plebs are the worst thing about the internet, you cant escape them!

>>83631432
I guess it's not that long of an arc anyway, you're right.

>>83631445
>wouldn't be too far off
>when you look at it a certain way
Don't be a pussy, if you wanna make a point make it without compromises
It's true Dougie would definitely fit in a dumb modern comedy movie

>>83631217


LOOK AWAY!
LOOK AWAY!
LOOK AWAY!
DIXIE LAND.

>>83630583
she's a qt

>>83631090
Don't skip the James singing scene.
It sets up one of the best scenes in the show.

>>83631470
isn't that picture and old stale meme too

currently rewatching and I noticed that SuperNadine arc already started in one of the episodes that are supposed to be good (like E04 or E05) where she breaks the rowing machine after she got angry at Ed.
Who wrote this crap?

>>83628905
Just finished the episode.
You're so fucking right.

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Of course, I will be exonerated in courts of law.

>>83631509
I'm assuming you mean "Just You and I"?
It's before Leland's funeral, S02E02 I think.
And you're right, BOB approaching is very well done.

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>>83630683
>What if“Twin Peaks” is really just the story of aman withDissociative Identity Disorder?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH such entry level crap is the best they could come up with? Let me guess, he's also loving a coma dream

>>83631513
Well, it's not like they just wrote the first eight episodes, then they needed to pull the rest out of their ass as asap as possible. S1 had its fair share of sillyness too.

I don't think the show turns BAD after episode 8. It just feels really aimless as they try to figure out where to take things now.

>>83630583
Look at how smug she is

>>83631543
I mean of course Lynch is aware of this. He's even talked about psychogenic fugues in some interviews. But to want to reduce the whole plot to a mysterious psychiatric condition is fucking retarded.

>>83631566
Kinda mean when you realize it's Major Briggs' body below her.

>>83631511
not for me

>CAR SICK!
>screeeeeeeeeeech
Who else /laughed/ at this scene?

>>83631594
I'm sorry
I guess the episode has just gone to my head

>>83631631
I mean her joking, not your post.

>>83631631
CARLOS!

Is David Lynch the GOAT waifu generator?

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>>83630116

>>83630599
Go to bed Frost

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I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!

>>83631728
That was brilliant

red room me on the dugpa forum. are they ultra liberals who will ban you if you say anything bad about frost?

Dr. Amp on Joe Rogan's podcast when?

>>83629139
>blue/red (pill) glasses
>"fucking globalists"
>"they're poisoning our food"
>adds

>>83629139
because he is, at this moment in time, probably the most well known conspiracy theorist lunatic

>>83631795
Love that outfit, especially the hat

>>83629139
>>83630091
>>83631853
>>83631941
Perhaps some people simply aren't really familiar with Alex Jones, video related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Q_n57uJ3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ0-5jowmC8

>>83632006
performance artist alex jones

>>83631941
What "conspiracy theories" does he hold, exactly? —That are unique to him, signaling his lunacy?

new


>>83632148
>>83632148
>>83632148

>>83632101
inter dimensional pedophilic vampires.

>>83632163
You're an easy mark.

>>83631795
That whole part was so cringy I just had to fastforward.

>>83632573
>skipfags

>>83632573
>mahcringefag

>>83632725
Cringe is my weakness.

>>83628050
>Instead, I am getting a skit show with 0 fan service.
disgusting

>>83630826
>>83630852
Why is he so pure compared to the degenerates at the bar?>>83627704

>>83630496
anon ignore everyone else

WATCH FUCKING EVERYTHING

to experience twin peaks you need to see all of it, good and bad

Most of it is fine apart from the James stuff