>when everyone starts cheering and clapping at the end of the movie

How else are we supposed to show our appreciation?

>>83626575

How about the money you spent to watch it, you fucking retard.

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>when you blatantly misuse a meme

>>83626587
I won't know if I enjoyed the film or not until after I watched it, though. How else am I supposed to show that I enjoyed the film?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

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>when the movie isn't even halfway and you have to piss a waterfall but you're at the thater

>>83626636
>buying a drink
you asked for it

>make noises on a rollercoaster
>"not like the rollercoaster's engineers or builders are there just be quiet STOP ENJOYING THINGS"

>>83626587
Your a fucking idiot kiddo

>>83626647
But all that salty popcorn

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>mfw Americunts clap at the end of a meal

>>83626647
>not dehydrating
what a jerk

>>83626669
If you dehydrate after sitting in a theater for 2-3 hours something is seriously wrong with you.

>>83626695
Salt from the popcorn will do that to you.

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>>83626705
Why are you eating during a movie? Never made sense to me.

>>83626707
i hope for your sake this is a copypasta

>>83626740
>Why are you enjoying yourself during a movie? Never made sense to me.

It's a movie. Not a punishment.

>>83626707
I honestly don't know which autism is worse at this point. I like Colbert, and I think the meme is funny if a little forced. It's the only thing /pol/ has.

>>83626707
Fuck off, retard.

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>>83626519
>Tfw the shooter opens fire during the applause

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>>83626519
>When they catch you not clapping along and fine you then find out you came in single and with out a date.

FUCK YOU OP! FUCK YOU!

>>83626636
I'm a plumber and was hired by the local kinotorium to install temporary troughs in every aisle for the Baywatch showings. According to the manager people had been violently pissing themselves with laughter.

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>>83626519
>When you've reached the height of your career and everyone loves you and you know deep down that you should have killed yourself the minute John Steward shook your hand but it's too late now you have an entire society of people to beguile into a political and cultural checkmate and your grandmother is weeping. Weeping.

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>>83626707

>yfw this level of autism

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>>83626519
>when you try to revive a dead meme

>>83626707
This ironic shitpasta is subpar.

It's weird how many people on anonymous social media come to Trump's defense by attacking anyone who speaks out against him, even though he's one of the least popular presidents in US history.

http://time.com/magazine/us/4783906/may-29th-2017-vol-189-no-20-u-s/

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>Go to university
>First ten lectures, people clapping at the end of them
>Fast forward 8 months
>Still a few people clapping and looking around at other people that aren't clapping

I mean if it's a guest lecture or a really great one or the first of a course, FINE. This really triggers me because applause even on a fundamental level annoys me because it's something a retarded monkey would come up with. Mash your flesh together to make a sound in order to show a person who's just doing his job that you appreciated him doing his job.

I don't even live in america

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>when you go outside in your indoor shoes

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>>83626519
Wait...a movie made you have emotions? I thought we were supposed to stare at a screen and be bombarded with picture and sound and then leave.

>>83630671
>What is your emotional state Mr. America?
>I feel clap.

>>83626740
amerifats cant go an hour without stuffing their face with junk food

>>83626899
>two hours without food is a punishment
How much do you weigh, anon?

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>>83630730

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ITT: personal insecurity

>>83630630
/tv/ related?

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>>83630968
American related.

>have door knobs that are impossible to twist unless completely dry, instead of a handle like the rest of the world
>need a pipe wrench to open the door on a rainy day

>>83631093
Cool. And then what happened?

>>83631093
but who was knobs?

>>83631140
Then I fucked yo mudda in her rotten fish hole

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>>83631093
>Euros are so weak they can't work doorknobs

>>83631207
And then what happened?

>>83631298
Shut up Opie.

>>8363131
>Opie?
>Literally fucking who?

And then what happened?

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>>83626707
YOU FORGOT TO POST THE PEPE

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>>83626665
>he doesn't clap after taking a dump

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>>83631287
>intentionally making life less convient under the guise of being a strong man

>>83626636
>cant use urinals anymore because piss runs down balls
>have to get naked and crouch like a monkey at home

i cant go on like this

>>83626519
listen to the old tape of a real-time reaction of a movie theatre showing the original "Star Wars" sometime

>>83626519
name one (1) country where this happens