>wake up >see this >wat do

Tell her to get out. I need my REM sleep.

What is this pedophile bullshit?

>>83626082

Ask her who Ted Williams is.

>>83626082

id piss myself if a skeleton came in my and tried to bribe me with shit

>>83626082
tell her to get the fuck out since she didnt bring me any sips

>>83626082
>this is the woman Jim Carey married for a year in the 90's
Has he no shame?

>>83626122
Twas a different time. We didn't decide that sex is evil yet

lick her speical place

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>>83626082

>wat do

Ask Aunt Diane what is happening.

>>83626082
I'll take the GameBoy, leave it on my bed and gtfo.

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>>83626082
>so get we go
Christ, close the door first my parents are in the other room.
Also what Gameboy game?

>>83626185
you have it backwards lad

>>83626122
Just your typical hollywood double standard. They would never have done this with a grown man and a little girl.

>>83626082
WHERS THE TENDIES

How is a baseball card that she pulled from her ass mint?

>>83626471
Hey ads smells minty

>>83626191
It's "What's going on" not "What's happening".

Please correct your mistake before you post here again.

>>83626408
Shut the fuck up you little bitch

>>83626471
>implying the ass sweat doesn't add value to the car

>>83626082

She didn't bring me batteries for my Gameboy so I would probably smash that cake into her face and throw her down the stairs

so where's it from

>>83626082
Wtf, I love child molestation now

>>83626082
tie her up and blast the money store while whipping her

is this picket fences?

Holly was my first fap

>>83626679
Like you didn't already

>>83626408
That's cause women can't dominate a male of any kind.

How many child emperor's? Plenty. Child empresses (with lead power)? None.

>>83626082
i wish this was a porno. Anything similar to it that I can wank to?

>>83626408
Little boys think girl's have cooties, but are fascinated by naked ladies.

Little girls think boys are gross and just want to play with barbies. They don't think about sex of any kind. That's why the ideal fantasy is between a boy and a grown woman.

>>83626082
when i was 6 years old our neighbour invited me in their house and asked me to lie down next beside her. she was naked. i really felt uncomfortable during that time, i kept making excuses to get up but she won't let me until her sister heard the commotion and knocked and i managed to get away.

that was a weird experience

>>83626966
faggot

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Reminder that if you hate how women are allowed to get away with being sexually intimate with young boys. That just means you're a pedophile because you fucking wish you could get away with doing the same thing to young girls. Women should be allowed to be sexually intimate with young boys, it's beautiful thing and it teaches them how to be an alpha early in life. A man and a little girl on the other hand is absolutely degenerate. Double standards exist for a reason.

Personally, I fucking wish I could've experienced the love of an older woman when I was a kid.

>>83626995
i was just 6 years old you fuck how am i supposed to know what to do

>>83626999
If older women fucked young boys there would be no male pedos.

most pedos are the way they are because they never got laid

>>83626082
Is this movie worth watching? She fulfills my fantasy of having a woman take control of the sexual activities and fun.

>>83626999

>People think this

>>83626999
>Personally, I fucking wish I could've experienced the love of an older woman when I was a kid.
You would have grown up with psychological problems believe me. Fantasy and reality are two separate things, friend.

>>83627063
>Having this embarrassing of a sex life

>>83627083
>Projecting

>>83627056
way to generalize famalam

Child molestation trauma is caused by society
If people would say wow cool when a little girl said a grown man licked her cunny she would be happy and there would be no trauma and issues

>>83627137
You're the one that posted the your fantasy is simply women actually wanting to have sex with you, not me.

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>>83626191
YA GETTIN YA CACK SUCKED KID

>>83627171
honestly, the only people who use the projecting buzzword are the ones who've hit a brick wall in an argument

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>>83626999
Why does this turn me on? Help?

>>83627229
it's called /ss/ my good son, and it's the true patrician's fetish

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>lel ew cunni
>DUDE MOMMMII TITS DUDE

All these autist tards looking for a circle jerk validation for their sexual repressed Oedipus complex.
>bu bu bu its NORMAL
It only implies that you didn't have a strong motherly role in life, thus need sexual compensation.
>bu bu bu PEDO

If you condone this you condone pedobear you filthy hypocritical niggers, so go masturbate to Bates Motel and wallow in your post fap while the hollyjews openly flaunt their sexual deviancy to the plebeian serfs.

>projecting
nigger did I ever deny that I don't fap to milfs? No. kys, eat memes , die.

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I vaguley remember my aunt babysitting me while she lounged around in pretty much nothing but big shirts.
While my mom and the rest of my family freaked out when I accidently walked in on them in the bathroom, my aunt would leave the door wide open, and didn't seem mad at all if I looked or walked in on her.
It was never anything sexual, it just seemed like she didn't see what the big deal about nudity was, though she warned me that my mom would get mad if I told her.
Thanks to her, I pretty much already knew in extreme detail what tits and vagina looked like before the other boys in school, so I never got nervous around girls who wore tight clothing and started to grow boobs.
Thanks to her, I had confidence growing up. Shame many other boys never get that chance.

>>83627337
fuck off actual pedophile
go post pictures of little girls since that's all you enjoy in life

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>mommyposting OP
>7 images

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>>83627399
>surmised all of that from my post
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Stay mad nigger, remember where you're posting cuck.
>fuck off
kek kys

>>83626082
hOw in the platinum fuck did this go anywhere without being banned

>>83627693
you know how Trump always says america used to be great?

>>83627777
I didn't answer anon's question, but checked.

Holyshit, never saw this. Season 1, Episode 14 of Picket Fences entitled “Bad Moons Rising”.

1993? Jesus.

>>83627925
lel. she was a cop too

>>83626082
>pulling a "mint" card out of your ass
>putting a plate of cake on the bed
shiggy diggy

>>83627457
Stop pretending you aren't a massive newfag

>>83626082
Oh..didn't know they made a macron biography movie already.

>>83626517
Wow, calm down. Why did you get triggered by that post?

thank you god

rub cake all over her body and lick all that off

>>83628300
kek

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>>83626082
>mint card
>full of her butt sweat

>>83626408
Same scene with a grown man
>"I've have something else to show you"
>drops pants
>"here we go"
Yeah nah

>>83626082
>Gameboy
Fuck that, I already have one. Leave the chocolate cake though.
Also, get out of my room. I am sleepy.

I'm guessing we don't actually see her tits because TV.

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>>83628772

that young man has a nice smile

>>83628846
It's not the same.

>>83626157
The greatest hitter of all time.

I don't think I was attracted to women yet at that age, so i would just want the choclate cake and gameboy. Also fuck sports of any kind so that baseball card can get shredded. Also would take the mint she said she had as well.

What movie?

>>83626122

Sjw were not born yet

>>83626082
I'd pick me

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>>83626408

are you sure ?

>>83626408
A little boy or girl being raped by a man is more damaging.

>>83630709
well of course millionaires are going to get away with it but he was talking about something that the general population will see on tv

>>83626408
Could /pol/shit get any more cringey

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>>83630835

>>83627248
Starting Strength?

>>83626082
Sex.

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>>83626182

Requesting webms from that one Eva Green movie where her son is her boyfriend and she's horny around him.