Alright, let's settle this once and for all.

It used to say "Cheed's Cheed & Cheed", but nobody knew what a cheed was and they quickly went out of business.

>>83621661
worst meme in existence

kys already you unfunny faggots

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>My sign lists feed and seed, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my patio

>>83621661
The humour is that the rhyme is lost with the previous owner.

>>83621661
chuck would feed himself the stores seeds so sneed fired him.
thats his fat ass sitting on the porch

>>83621739

ok but who the fuck names their kid "Sneed?"

It seems so out of place and forcibly written into the content. If that is indeed the case, couldn't they have come up with a better store name in general?

>>83621804
Chuck changed his name to Sneed in the hopes that the catchy rhyme would bring in more customers

>>83621661
the joke is that chuck was his dads name and the dad died
its pretty morbid

>>83621851
>>83621862
these can't be it, it's not even close to funny that way.

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The real question: Who are the two guys in front of the store? Are they Sneed and Chuck?

>>83622091
They're Smee and Maimen.

This has gone on so long I can no longer tell if you're joking.

>>83621804
It's a fucking cartoon

>>83622091
The skinny guy is Sneed, the fat guy is Seed.

>>83622311
the fat guy is feed

A man had 3 teenage daughters. On a Saturday night, the doorbell rang. The man answered the door. There was a teenage boy standing there. He said
>"Hello, I'm Bo. I'm here for Mary Jo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?"
The doorbell rang again in a few minutes. It was another teenage boy, who said:
>"Hi, my name is Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?"
A few minutes later, the doorbell rang again. It was another teenage boy, who said:
>"Hi, I'm Chuck..."
***SLAM***

>>83622413
>"Hi, I'm Chuck, I work down at the Feed and Seed Store"

Your joke doesn't make any sense

>post-season 9 Simpsons
Off yourself op

>>83622493
Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

Take out the "eed" from Feed and Seed and replace it with "uck."

DOES IT WORK NOW, FAGGOT

formerly chuck's fuck & suck
you can stop making these threads

>>83622413
What female name rhymes with Chuck? Also, what words rhymes in the final rhyming slot?

>>83622550
>take the words and make them different words

that's not how comedy works pal

>>83622493
'Chuck' is a cheap cut of meat, and also a word for how it's processed and prepared. Basically, it's really tough, so you have to hammer at it with a special mallet to break up the fibers in it to make it soft enough to be edible. The original joke is about a farmer, where the association would be clearer, but you can see the implication, right? The previous characters wanted to do things based on their names, but this man is named Chuck, so he might want to treat his daughter like chuck steak, and beat her. He slams the door to protect her.

snEED's fEED & sEED
chUCK's fUCK & sUCK

That's the answer, faggots.

>>83622766
Where does the fuck and suck come from?

This is MatPat levels of straw grasping here.

>>83622713
ah ok. thanks for the explanation. does that mean in the original OP they were referencing the store used to actually be a place that sold cheap, poor quality goods (in this case meat i suppose?). i can see how that would transfer across, it would be like a white goods store advertising that they used to be a mens shelter or something

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>>83621661

>>83621991
Changing your name to something bizarre just so your business can have a rhyming name is actually pretty funny.

Chuck's sneed and feed

>>83622898
Like a lot of Simpsons stuff, it's multilayered. The Chuck to Sneed part is a reference to the joke, obviously. But at the same time the situation is trying to suggest a gentrifying small town in that odd period where they need to really play up how connected they still are to the older ways, while making clear to the new customers they're trying to attract that they're actually upmarket now. They need to be folksy or authentic, or whatever. They can't just change all at once. So the sign changes, but it keeps a big reference to what it used to be as a kind of ironic nod.

>>83622702
>I'm here to fuck your son buck

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>>83621661
>dude BORT lmao
Can you stop now?

>>83622766
What kind of store is that? Makes no sense you idiot.

What the fuck kind of name is Sneed anyways?

>>83622593
Nah that can't be it. The joke is that it used to be called Chuck's feed and seed not really funny, but what do you expect from the Simpsons now a days.

>>83623372
>he's a cityfag

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>>83623371

>>83622861
The episode writer literally confirmed it to be so. It's retarded

>>83623654
a last name

I'm gonna regret this...
The name of the place is Sneed's Feed and Seed. (formerly Chuck's) The joke id, the audience thibks that because Sneed rhymes with feed and seed, that if the original name Chuck, would make it fuck and suck.
But it wouldn't. It would be Chuck's Feed and Seed.
It's a joke that the audience would make the misinterpretaion of what the writers were doing.The smart people would get the fact that it was playing to the lowest common denominator, the less intelligent in the audience.

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>>83625119
The audience doesn't immediately think that, you know why? Because it makes no fucking sense for a God damn store name and not everybody is trying to form ryhmes like you autists . Fuck you and your illiteration writer bullshit.

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>>83621804
Hearthstone or WoW enthusiasts

>>83625119
This guy here is clearly right. I got it after thinking about it for a second. It's not that clever and it's really poorly executed but you have to be retarded to not see that's what they're going for.

I giggled the first time and moved on.

When will you do that, OP?

>>83622413
>>>/yahoo/

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>>83625318
I actually called this card "Sneed's Feed and Seed" before I knew it was a meme. Imagine my surprise.

>>83622766
Makes sense

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>>83621704
Spbp

>>83621739
But i just figured that when Chuck was in charge, it was just "Chuck's Fuck & Suck"

>>83621661
Bond Burger's feed & seed.

>>83621661
Charles "Chuck" Walter retired as a sound technician. Jim Sneed replaced him. It's in the credits idiots.

I have lost track of how many layers of irony these threads are under.

>>83621661 (OP)
The joke is actually an inside joke about the market crash of that year. Small town business would go under and have to change owners, and occasionally names. The sad part was older generations would not be to kind to the new name, stating that it just wasn't the same, so they would have 'formerly known' signs to draw in the old customers from the previous owner. Mainly because older people wanted the same quality and service they would get from the previous store, and not be fooled to think that it was entirely different. So, in the case of this joke Sneed's Seed and Feed was to ensure that people knew they would still get the good ol' quality Suck and Fuck that ol' Chuck would shuck. Ya get it now for fuck sakes.