>tfw real life isn't like a sitcom
>>83621497
*laughing track*
>And your other sitcom
>>83621497
I do the jim face sometimes and look to the side like there's a camera there
>tfw it's been 23 seasons already
>still nothing interesting has happen
>the opening sequence is just the sound of the alarm clock going off
>they haven't changed this for two decades
don't these dweebs have a budget for licensing a song
>haven't seen most of the supporting cast since last season
>>83621497
>tfw thought you were Ross but you're actually Gunther
>>83621618
>tfw season 25 and the MC has been getting progressively more disapponting since season 20
>>83621497
This is the most truest and saddest statement I've ever seen from this meme
>something you predicted in RL happens
>you turn your head to the imaginary camera to break the 4rth wall
>"see I told you"
I cant be the only one
>>83621497
>>83621516
>movie or tv show has loser protagonist who still ends up with gf
>>83622128
I literally Jimface irl. I try to do it towards a casual observer, but if no one's around I'll just a face a wall.
>>83621618
>tfw show has jumped the shark since season 16
they need to just cancel this shit now
>27 season sitcom based on highly improbable, unlucky and unfortunate events happening to the main character and how he wearily, yet valiantly fights back - despite the deck being heavily stacked and the hard fact that he hardly ever ends up winning
>3 seasons ago he stopped fighting back at all, the ratings have plummeted and now no one watches the show
>in fact, hardly anyone knows it's still on air
>>83621727
>Although Gunther is a permanent fixture in the everyday lives of the friends, he never penetrates the inner circle.
Fuck.
i'm pretty sure I've seen this exact thread before
>>83622771
Must be running out of episode ideas
Curb your enthusiasm is pretty much like real life
>>83621618
>tone of the show gets darker every season
this can't go on much longer
>>83622771
>its a recap episode
>its a recycled footage episode
>>83621516
>tfw not a roach gf (male)
>it's the 100 episode celebration
>>83622771
it's like a strawbrary
>>83621497
>No one told me life was going to be this way
post yfw you realize this guy has been in twice as many relationships than you will ever have
>emulate character I like
>everyone treats me like the autist I am instead of the cool character
why
>>83623016
>tfw my job is a joke, i'm broke, and my love life is actually DOA but no one's there for me
>>83621618
>been on longer than the Simpsons
>quality has dropped even lower than them
>>83623054
>go to rewatch friends
>around season 5-6 I realize it's going to end eventually and restart so I don't have to deal with my friends drifting apart
>>83623057
>same exact run time as the simpons even down to the month
>quality has followed simpsons almost exactly
>>83621497
>no quirky/crazy best friend
>just people who are stupid or mildly unhinged
>no eternally happy best friend
>maybe that one guy at work, but you couldn't call him a friend just yet, and you're pretty sure he's doing cocaine or something
>no best friend who's intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
>just a friend with a banal and spiteful nihilistic sense of humor, and another who's nihilistic and somehow way too peppy but definitely not on drugs
>no best friend with magic abilities/superpowers/super technology/a genius mind
>just a bunch of nobodies
>no best friend at all really, any more
>just a bunch of relatively close on-line friends and a few former real-life friends who are only seen via Facebook now
>this show is so fucking boring
>but your mom can't stop watching it
>>83623052
perhaps you are not simulating the correct characters. try hannibal lector or tony soprano next time, sport
>>83623045
so 0?
>>83622437
Shit dude...
>>83622771
>catched
>>83621516
>tfw no scarlet eyed femboy
>>83621608
Do you like having autism?
>>83621657
Set your phone alarm to song m8
>>83623052
It was naruto wasn't it?
>>83623710
Hey, that kid who imitated Gaara was pretty famous.
>>83623710
no what the fuck? It was Coach Taylor from fnl
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Sooooooo, yeah, I bet right now you're probably wondering how I ended up in this thread, huh?"
>footage rewinds through the entire movie like a VHS tape
>stops at a crying bloody fetus covered in various muddy fluids being lifted up and accidentally dropped by some doctors
>"Kids in America" starts playing
>>83621497
>fall over in an unusual way
>nobody laughs
>>83621497
>tfw it's the season finale
>it ends on a cliffanger about The Normies finding about the main character's virginity (it should be noted that the mc is 24 and a white male)
>end credits roll
>it ain't me starts playing
>>83621618
>season 30 starts in a few days
>>83624760
Yeah, they really need to just end the show, there are hardly any viewers left.
>31 seasons in and Anon is still a moron with no prospects
Is this supposed to be a comedy?
>>83621618
>tfw about to get renewed for the 26th season and just want it to be canceled already
>it's another anon is depressed but does nothing to better his life because he doesn't have any will or motivation due to his crippling depression episode
far too common tbqh
>30 season about to start
>anon is still working at a dead end job and wasting his life arguing with strangers on the internet
Literally Simpsons tier
>>83621497
>tfw my actions actually have permament consequences
>>83621618
>tfw 24th season and still no lead female role
>season 29 is starting to get a lil raunchy
>22nd season finale just played
>was the same as every other episode except mom brought in a single cupcake and a gift card
>>83622178
Cringe
What show you guys talking about?
>>83621497
>tfw your real life is like the golden girls but you are all in your 20's living with an 80 year old Italian woman whom none of you are related to.
I'm the Blanche of the group.
>its a rerun
>never the good episodes from the early seasons
>current format isn't working
>writers too scared to change anything because every time they try they get terrible reviews
>>83625636
kek
season 26 here
>>83624883
No, it's a tragedie
>>83621618
> thinking about cancelling show every day
>this episode has lasted for 22 hours
Not sure if giving the main character insomnia was a good idea
>tfw my family is basically like My Big Fat Greek Wedding
>>83625684
Australians always need to let us know their nationality. Like we hit the fucking lottery by meeting them online.
>>83625941
I'm Australian and this isn't true.
>>83625941
>it's a Truman is angry about life and is taking his frustrations out on a friendly anon episode
epic thread
>>83625882
Pull a Costanza and do everything opposite for awhile.
>>83624324
Sounds kino
>season 25 is starting to target the lbgtq audience
>it's another season of anon pretending to improve his life by opening about 50 tabs of self improvement guides that he never reads
Thought the directors had something different planned for this season, however the few remaining audience members must be enjoying the decay of anon's mental health
>phone suddenly breaks for seemingly no reason
>try to repair it myself and just break it worse and need to buy a new one
>get my nose broken during jiu jitsu
>car window gets smashed by a thief
>randomly banned from a website I like for seemingly no reason
>get sunburned sitting in my yard reading a book
I don't like this week's episodes so far
>mc gets lost in a dumb fantasy
>takes a few seconds for reality to set in and for him to remember he's barely even human
We need a new showrunner
>mc secretly gets off on how miserable and shit his life is
>complaints that he can't improve it, but doesn't actually ever really try
>>83623057
>>83621497
>tfw reruns are better than the new episodes
I cant wait till someone cancels this show.
>>83621497
>tfw new season unexplainably has a character killed off because they couldn't negotiate with the actor
>>83621618
>tfw my show peaked at season 13
>litteraly nothing in the last 3 seasons
So far the end of season 2 and the transition to season 3 has been pretty odd
>finish up semester at college by moving out
>move in with recently divorced friend
>rarely hang out with my regular group of 'friends'
>live the comfy life for a few weeks
>start wearing Hawaiian shirts
>start an online dating profile
>deal with rejection now on a daily basis rather than a monthly/yearly one
>have to move back in with family due to monetary reasons
>depression is starting to creep back to a new all time low
>still have a few months until the next semester of college
>starting to fall for my friend's sister
>can't tell if she is interested because I keep avoiding going over to his house
>friend wants me to go camping with him later this month
odd arc so far
>tfw it's an "ironically" bad show
>>83621497
>tfw main character hasn't interacted with anyone other than the sitcom family for 2 months now
>tfw main character's friends want to hang out but main character just finds an excuse to be bored and lonely all day
This next episode better not be as boring
Only americans could want something so fake and simplistic as sitcoms to be true.
>show has run out of budget
>every fucking episode is in mc's bedroom
Boooooringggg
>its another "main character sits on his ass indoors all day shitposting on 4chan" episode
Christ, these are so boring. I feel like the writers have lost all interest in moving the plot forward.
>>83626624
It's almost as if the writers don't want the main character to succeed.
>>83621497
>tfw dream sequences are cut during production despite being the most interesting part of any episode where the mc sleeps
>>83626524
>2 and 3
huh, that's supposed to have a 22 and 23, but i guess i'm getting worse at typing by the day
figures
>tfw real life isn't a neo-Dadaist Italian-Futurist Weird-West fantasy with a laugh track
>>83621618
haha you loser haha
>>83621497
>tfw HBO bought the rights and turned the high school sitcom into a dark drama with hour long episodes.
>tfw it will never go back to the sitcom style
>>83621618
>20 seasons in
>still not ONE romantic interest
that's a bold move in this genre
>mc decides to go outside for a walk for once
>gets overly paranoid, has a pathetic inner monologue and returns home early
When he told his mother he claims to understand that no one outside cares about him or is making fun of him or even notices him when he walks by but he still lets it bother him. What do the writers mean by this contradictory behavior?
>>83626673
you'll be working for me one day
>out of nowhere the producers decided to add sexual themes and full frontal nudity in the 23rd season
>>83626761
>show is a hard R for sexual themes
>still no sex scenes
>>83621618
>mfw about to start season 31 and it's been the same since season 16
>>83626785
Im pretty sure the show still maintains an R rating for suicide themes
>>83626822
> writers obviously foreshadowning future suicide of main character
> every episode still ends on cliffhanger
Why don't they do it already?
>>83625941
This. Obnoxious fucking faggits
>>83621516
>>83621618
>show jumped the shark back in 2004 when the main character became a shut in playing WoW all day
>every episode the same for years
>the show has reached a renaissance as the character just graduated college and got his first good job
>show is relocating to a new set
>show dropped the WoW plotline
>finally no more 'he's masturbating in his parents house' scenes
>character just recently fugged a thicc 19 year old too
Almost to season 30, but the show is finally turning it around. Pretty optimistic for next season.
>>83621497
Real life is a sitcom, you just aren't the MC. You're an extra. Remember, don't look at the camera :^) (i.e., don't look people in the eyes)
>>83627055
The writers are probably preparing for a sucker punch arc where a tragic incident sends the main character down into a spiral of depression and self hatred.
>>83627106
Why don't the writers want us to succeed?
>season 37
>season finale
>hospital scene
>doctor: you got parkinson's disease
>realise michael j fox will play the MC in the inevitable biopic
Can't remember when i heard the laughtrack for the last time. Worst sitcom ever. Dropped.
>>83627164
lol
>>83621618
I still can't tell if those three full seasons where the MC did nothing but sit on his computer and lose any will to find a job were a really bold, experimental move or just dull
I mean, any sensible network would've cancelled the show after just one
>>83622437
>he thinks that's the only show on the air with that plot
>>83626937
Get mad
>>83626025
Underrated
>it's the season where the MC gets their life together after a rollercoaster of events
>>83626654
>Tfw the serie it's a postmodern tragicomedy
>>83621727
>>83622654
Just make new friends then you autists. Sometimes people don't like you as much as you like them and vice-versa. That's life. This thread is fucking pathetic.
>>83621608
>>83622128
>>83622178
the fuck is jimface?
>>83627106
But he just escaped that, you really think the writers will put themselves back into that corner again?
>>83627613
>>83625941
cheers cunt but seriously we're everywhere
>>83627410
hemad
>>83628217
sauce?
underrated thread
>They waited until season 24 to introduce any supporting cast
>Not one of them is likable
>Things are getting even more unstable for MC even though he has friends and shit to do now
Who writes this shit? Real human beings dont act that way, he should be happy
>Writers plan all along was to lure the viewers into the show by having it start out great and with lots of memorable moments, then slowly change the show into a darker tone
>They thought this would be an interesting twist but there's noone who actually continued to watch it after the 20th season, having the show peak during the 14th-16th seasons
>They're now desperate to get viewers back so they're planning on either having him become a criminal or to change the setting to a mental institution or prison
>If that doesn't work out the show will be cancelled
>>83621497
>tfw nearly throw up on girl I like
>she tells me I'm allowed to not work that day
>everyone at work thinks I barfed on girl
>if life was a sitcom, I'd spend whole workday trying to prove I didn't
>instead I nearly die on the job
My sitcom, senpai
>>83621497
>>tfw real life isn't like a sitcom
it is, you just can't hear the laugh track.
>>83630748
Ohoho yes I can, it plays whenever the protag ruins his dreams or makes a mistake
>>83622178you're not alone anon
>ITT: jimface spergsI used to do it too back in the day
>>83621618
>creators already knew it was a shitshow since episode 1
>>83621618
should've ended at season 19
Is Australia even real? I don't know anyone from there irl only in movies and tv.
>showrunners decided that MC should work in a different place
>nothing clear yet
>it's a meta season where character stops trying irl and immerses himself in tv/movies and videogames
We all know that the character has to go back to uni (hasn't registered for classes yet cause of a couple of holds he's not going anything about) but what happens in the upcoming episodes will surprise you. The writers after thinking of doing a traveling season but the budget isn't so tight and there aren't many co-writers around. No one involves really knows what to do.
>>83621497
>tfw no friends to hang out with in a Caffè and have wacky adventures with.
>>83623452
>>83622928
Anzu is a girl
>its an mc does nothing all day again episode
the writers better be waiting on a fucking budget, the last 720 episodes were like this and its getting fucking old
>>83621497
>tfw no friends to be there for me
>>83633815
(male)
>>83628217
What a wacky read that was. What is quiche? The ancient Maya language?
>>83623016
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
>Tfw show is in its 36th season
>MC is still a lonely captain to his sinking ship
>Tfw the captain always sink with his ship
>>83630769
>laugh track starts at birth and never stops
>>83631687
they're an ex machina from the plot writers whenever the shitpost level is too low, they don't actually exist
>tfw halfway through the 18th season, brilliant ratings and the protag is full of optimism and realises their life is down to them=
boy i hope it lasts
>>83635298
>kids who were born in in '99 post here
>they're legal now
>>83635394
'98 acktually
Also
>being old and wasting your time on 4chan
sad (or sick)!