If the Movie stinks... Just don't go!

Yeah but Jay only likes arthouse films that aren't in english.

>>83620355
It's the AVGN's Ghostbusters review 20 years prior.

normies ruin everything

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>>83620355
>If you stop going to bad movies, they'll stop making bad movies
>If it's a remake of a classic, watch the classic
>If it's a sequel after III, give it a rest
>If the movie stinks just don't go

We didn't listen

>>83620906
all movies suck
carrying a camera around and trying to portray a story with a couple of trained monkeys and a super computer with millions of dollars invested into digitally removing wrinkles from a 50 year old jackass ass was a terrible ideas
There is a reason why actors play the same character doing the same story for years in theater

The executive jumping out of the window is still the best part.

>>83621018
kek

>>83620355
>Implying even a fraction of bad movie's profit comes from people who don't like it going to see it anyway to see how much they hate it

Believe it or not, most people are just plebs who will eat up actual shit if Hollywood pumps it out

Reminder that Jon Lovitz was one of the only writers/cast members of SNL in the mid-80s who wasn't fired for being godawful and causing the show's slump in quality.

>>83621165
that's not what was implied at all Anon, I don't know where you got that.

>>83621207
well that's not the link I meant. Adorable though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerv5YEiJok

>>83621182
Jon Lovitz has always been based.

>>83621217
The point is 98% of filmgoing audience is made up of complete and total, unrepentant plebeians

>>83621182

Didn't he also beat the shit out of Andy Dick for making light of Phil Hartman's murder?

>>83621287
The point is that the onus of deciding which movies to see is being placed back upon then without the consumer protection of an honest professional critic but offering them parting wisdom in how to decide.

>>83621323
Yes but in his defense, Andy Dick was the one who got Hartmann's wife into drugs in the first place so that was an amazingly fucked up thing for him to joke about.

>>83621384
I guess you could say he was a dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDPY8qlnOv8

ALL HAIL DUKE, DUKE IS LIFE

>>83620355
I AM PROMETHEUS! THE LAST MAN ALIVE! SO ALONE! SO ALONE!

>>83621569
Promutheus, no.

>>83621549
I only just noticed that the fat zombie is Tor Johnson.

>>83621323
andy put the phil hartman hex on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szx6NONRz0
>You're Satan, aren't you?

I miss this show

>>83621182
i remember seeing some episode from the early 80s and thinking who the fuck are all these people, why is robert downey and anthony michael hall there?