why is mike so bashful?

B R O W N
B R I C K S

WHAT ASSHOLE

>>83617586
>why is mike so bashful?

because hes true. hes a good guy.

and hes got a big fucking dick

MOINEY

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>>83617586
What a fucking cuck
Didn't Mike ask someone else to take it down and the guy told him to fuck off and Mike just deleted the comment in shame?

>>83617688
>measuring it incorrectly

He's 9 inches.

>>83617725

this one is still there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbDeCW2xBu8

How is a guy with a 9 inch dick not a porn star

>>83617792
Can you please delete this? Thank you.

>>83617688
>this is what white """"""men""""" think is """""""""""big""""""""""
My sides, haha!

>>83617792
Jesus Christ, no wonder they wanted it deleted.

>>83617925
Bigger than my 5.5" dick hard.
It's only an inch soft.

I don't even think Mike is that bad of a guy.

>>83617964
I'm better than you are so I should be doing the review

>>83617586
He can't run from those Loco Bandito comics his whole life. He's gonna have to address them, and then when he does, everyone will know about them

>>83617792
There's just something about this video that cracks me the fuck up. Maybe it's because it's so stupid, or that Mike is so triggered by it, but I can't stop laughing while watching it.

>>83617962
LOL

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Mike seriously is his own worst enemy. He DOES have good videos like this one, where he comes off more eloquent than James:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VXyHuVjCpU

And also some misc reviews of Disney and cartoon games. But all of that gets buried by Mineycrafta, Elmo and his cuntish behavior as a person. Self destruct when?

>>83617792
This video is just as bad https://youtu.be/tHsxCjuKfoY

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MIKE! CUT HIM OFF

>>83618294
i honestly think this one is worse than the minecraft one

>>83617764
Yeah he is 9 inches long, not 10. It's still huge though.

>>83617833
Because the shadow under it from placing that mutant gross thing close to the camera is shopped out and people want to watch good looking dicks in porn.

Gross looking dick. Puke inducing.

>>83618321
Please post more of these
>hilarious
Comics by michael matei

>>83618433
his balls and cockhead are on the table along with the ruler

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>>83618441

>>83617792

I legitimately laugh me ass off at this video.

>>83618441
Most of them here, don't judge me for linking to reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/avgn/comments/6eq4c2/_/dic5ayb

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>>83617586
This vid was funny for all the wrong reasons.

>>83617925
You don't have sides fatty.

>>83617962

Are you me?

>man is so BTFO by his own video he has to shove a cucumber in his pants for damage control

>>83618454
Nope. The Reddit site you e-celeb people worship proved this when they exposed the "modmail"

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>>83618469
Thanks

>>83618534
Dont worry anon. Mike is enough cringe that you are immune.

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>>83617792
Mike needs to eat a bullet immediately.

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What are some kino where a bad guy victimizes the elderly?

This ones my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06ItyuoBxs

>>83618321
>>83618469
Judging by the links on the website he was obviously going for an edgy Johnny Ryan style

https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20040805003226/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/links.html

>James and Mike Monday posted on schedule
JAMES ROLFE = WHITE SUPREMACY ENABLER

guys Mike's not such a bad guy

>>83618725
>fires Bootsy for being a political
>mike is a white supremacist

You cant make this shit up

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>>83618825

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>>83618923
Everything i know is a lie

>>83617792
>unlisted

Technically not

MOINEY CRAFTA

>>83617586
The best part of the vid was when Mike died.

>>83619218
I prefer Gadget getting a free ipad

>>83618643
Explain how this makes him a bad guy? Seems pretty based to me.

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>>83619274
Thats a dick move.

But then again he does have a 10 inch dick.

>>83618946
if there was a demand there would be money to be made
everything is a business
if it's not profitable it's not going to be used

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y

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Rip Bootsy.

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y

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>>83617688

>>83617792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-meNeZ-tios

>>83619305
what is this

>>83617792
My favorite part of this is the beginning, like he threw in that little back and forth thinking it'd add something. Also why is Inspector Gadget even there

>>83619338

We all know it's all about ideology and not money.
And the demand is there and moved to the internet, because it's a free platform for now.

And big suit liberals were going apeshit and pulling out ads for all over the place even when they make mad cash, just because of some super calm and lame non-left jokes.

>>83619703
It's a callback to a previous video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZPOHxG5Vuk

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why does Mike feel so easily humiliated? for a man with such a huge cock, he sure is insecure

Why does Inspector Gadget hate nerds?

>>83619761
Just because he posted a picture of A dick doesn't mean it was HIS dick. He pays fanbois to mod for him and clean up all of his messes. I wouldn't be surprised if he got that dick pic from another dude and posted it as his own. He does seem kinda gay. Plus, he posted the same picture on 3 separate occasions, months apart. Wouldn't he take a different pic each time? I call bullshit

>>83619462
There's no way he didn't stuff his pants

>>83617792
delete this now if you know what's good for you

>>83619752
"Move the glow around my asshole"
Mike is truly a comedic genius

>>83618294
Lmao this is really embarrassing

>>83618294
Mike needs to be kicked in the balls with golf cleats

>>83618294
This video is so much worse than Miney Crafta because you get to see how painfully unfunny Mike is and how delusional he is about his own self image. It's just that Miney Crafta is visually easier to be memed than this Elmo one, so that's what caught on

>>83618643
>An authentic costume
It's not authentic if your great grandma makes it.

>>83619916
Can confirm, have sucked off Mike in a Jersey rest area.

>>83618469
What the fuck is the joke suppose to be?

>>83620740
miney crafta has some suspension of belief where it can be 'supposed to be bad'

>>83619023
>This video is unlisted. Only those with the link can see it.

>>83620862
The Mexican obviously knows how to play the game because he's lazy and doesn't have a day job so he watches the popular morning game show. It's subtle because the punchline isn't in the last panel, truly the work of a genius.

>>83620862
Why would you expect anything funny to come out of a Mike Matei comic strip? Are we both talking about the same guy?

>>83621042
I never expected it to be funny. The problem is there no joke.
A Mexican goes to the price is right, plays Plinko and loses he then tells Pat to suck his balls.
What's suppose to be the joke,

>>83620963
Truly comikino


It underlines the white middle class furor that pushed Trump to the presidency.

>>83621120
The extent of Mike's humor is vulgarity and nothing else. You can totally tell that no one liked him when he was younger, and he never grew up. He's a fucking jackass. An insecure, bitchy idiot

>>83618684
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>83618923
But what is the theme song?

>>83621211
Now that I think about this more, I have a myriad of questions

Why is Charles Nelson Reilly, who was apparently an actor and game show host, in the comic?
What warranted a reference to him?
Why does he have cocaine? Is Charles Nelson Reilly notorious for his cocaine use?
Why did after doing the cocaine, the Mexican felt like fucking a bus?
Why did Reilly already fuck the bus?
Did the Mexican set up Reilly the fuck the bus to get AIDS?
What does AIDS have to do with anything? Did the actor die from AIDS?
What does the cocaine have to do with anything at all? It didn't even play into the joke.

I can't fucking imagine people were reading this

>>83621530
>Why is Charles Nelson Reilly, who was apparently an actor and game show host, in the comic?
He's hosting a game show in the comic. I thought that was obvious.
>I can't fucking imagine people were reading this
No one read it, as Manchild Mike could never get it published, and it only exists on the internet for people to ridicule.

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>>83621616
Oh, I was commenting on the wrong comment.

The questions were in reference to this comic

>>83621673
wrong comic*

>>83621530
Because it's absurd

>>83618294
Is mike genuinely autistic?

>>83621673
>>83618923

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I've met Mike Matei, I hope one day I can get a signed print of the Loco Bandito

>>83618534
holy shit! Mike is such a fuckhead. these are hysterical. how on earth does he think this shit is funny?

This is like a poor man's Electric Retard or whatever that comic is

>>83621888
Can I save this image?

>>83621966
at least Electric Retard has punchlines

>>83619411
whatever happened to them must be between him and Mike because James still follows him. Maybe he said something negative about Ryan and Mike took offense to it?

>>83618294
There is something clearly wrong with this man.

>>83617586
>be Romanian burger
>Matei is a very common Romanian name
>I share ethnicity with Mike Matei
This is worse than getting called a gypsy tbqh.

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>>83622795
It is no laughing matter! We Mineycraftas have a right to be proud! What devil or witch was ever so brave as Gadget, whose brown bricks flow in these veins?!

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>>83617792

>>83618504
this

it's not exactly good, but it made me actually laugh.

this is above average as far as cinemassacre is concerned

BROWN BRICKS
BROWN PEOPLE
SURROUNDING ME

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>>83617586
>Yes I'll remove it
>Sent 5 months ago

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Why doesn't Mike just ask Inspector Gadget to use his cybernetic implant in his brain to moderate the Cinemassacre rebbit?

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>>83617586
Here is where Mike got the idea for that video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdU00m4MgU0

>>83623099
what strikes me so strange about this is that Mike does a far better impersonation of Gadget here. So why was it so awful in Mineycrafta? Did he forget how to do an impersonation? Was he going for the cartoon voice more than this actor's who he was much better at mimicking?

>>83622535
I think it's safe to assume that Bootsy had a problem with something that Mike did or was doing and that led to whatever conflict they had. There's literally new shit coming out every day about what a mental fuck up Mike is. Does anyone really believe Bootsy did something wrong? Seriously, Mike makes bad decision after bad decision after bad decision

More cringe kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3-JAAgbP8

>>83623155
at the moment most people are certain he's estranged from Bootsy out of sheer jealousy, i can believe it too

>>83621211
He admitted that he had no friends growing up on the Pat the NES Punk podcast he was on

He also admitted to using save states and editing them out

>>83622895
>actually have Minecraft Pocket Edition installed on my phone right now
>both Inspector Gadget live action movies are in my VHS collection
Dear God, I'm Mike Matei without the 10 inch donger.

>>83617586
Did anyone save the elvis8atari posts? They were so sad and pathetic. I need to read them again lol

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>>83623210
who /roughpatch/ here

>>83623146
I wish the dark Mike ages were better documented. We know that James was busy with the movie or something and Mike had to take over, but why would he create stuff like this?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOkB_bTqRuU

He's obviously trying to emulate the popular clickbait videos of the time but why?

>>83623234
>james DID NOT scold mike
I believe that. james probably doesnt care. or he finds it hilarious.

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i want to die chocking on his 10" cock

>>83623245
SHOOT PEOPLE ON THE HEAD

>>83623248
t. elvis8atari

Why would James find it funny that Mike is posting fake dick pics through the official cinemassacre account and banning fans who donated to his movie from Reddit? James seems like a decent human being who tries to avoid drama and so I'd imagine he is disgusted with elvis8atari right now

>>83623321
james has no backbone. he will not scold mike.

>>83618294
haha holy shit dude this guy is a full blown asspie

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fucking kek

Can someone give me the quick rundown on Mike?

>>83623455
>Nothing beats the original with paddles!
What did he mean by this? Like seriously I have no fucking clue what he's saying here.

>>83619761

because maybe, just maybe he doesn't have a huge dick?

>>83623464
he did some edgy comics in vein of Johnny Ryan R Crumb style. And has a huge penis. He claims 10 inches but its 9. He also made a dumb video about minecraft many years ago.

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>>83623480
paddle controllers

>>83623480
Buttstuff

>>83623480
He's talking about Kaboom on Atari which has paddle controllers.

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>>83623464
Quick rundown on Mike Matei

>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is

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>>83623539
>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea

>>83617586
Has he never heard of the Streisand effect?

t. looked up a reupload of the video because of this post

>>83623455
Oh, I guess he did have a "friend" growing up. The creator of a video game that he almost certainly never met

>>83623579
>2001
He was like 17/18 at the time

>>83623601
21

>>83618294
CUM BLANKET

>>83618643
Well, it is problem of maker, they can't make costume fast enough.

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>>83623161
Well I certainly don't remember this.

>>83617586
The racist loco bandito comics will never go away. By Mike posting as elvis8atari on reddit..... he unknowingly gave /v/ and /tv/ memes that will haunt him for years

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>>83623234
What the fuck is tough about "this tough time in his life?"
You can't be upset when you're the one sharing images of your 10 inch dick.

>>83623161
That one is funny you mong

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>>83623455
>that guy online who always signs his posts

>>83623161
How is this cringe at all?

>>83623725
t. elvis8atari

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>>83623539
>>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?

>>83623234
What is he talking about there? What's the "simple mistake"?

>>83617792
kek this was pretty funny

why would this trigger anyone

>>83623844
He posted his dick on Reddit for no reason and decided to ban people who acknowledged it.

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>>83623680

>>83617833
Because his sick isn't actually 9 inches.
Mike used forced perspective (in an extremely obvious way) to make his sick look bigger.

>>83623539
>>83623547
Thanks senpai

>>83623830
You could ask that question about literally everything he does. Dude is straight up retarded. Being an alcoholic drug user isn't helping his schizophrenia either

>>83617586
Which JUST individual would you rather be?
>Anthony Burch
>Mike Matei
>Christian Weston Chandler

>>83622031
We're all lucky he chose a career where he can't do any real damage. If he were a plastic surgeon, he'd be carving dicks into the back of your head

>>83623970
Jake Rapp

Any central place where people post dirt they find on Mike? Or is it just random threads on here

>>83623970
>m-my name is christianwestonchandler

>https://forum.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?133760-CastleVania64
I feel like I'm finding some deep lore by searching elvis8atari.

>>83623970
Mike at least gets to hang out with James.

>>83624018
/r/cinemassacretruth I think, not sure if that's the proper name

>>83618294
FUCKIN HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS

>>83623970
>>Christian Weston Chandler
Who the fuck is that? I don't know that guy

>>83617586
Has OneyPlays been responsible for the resurgence of interest into Mike "10" Matei? I remember SiivaGunner made a a bunch of rips referencing Gadget and the BROWN BRICKS line seems to be be uttered on OP a good lot.

>>83624147
Does the name "Christine" ring a bell, Anon?

>>83624051
He tried saying that the elvis8atari shit on reddit wasn't actually him, it was someone pretending to be him. Amazing. Like anyone would believe him. He can't live up to anything

It takes an idiot to get caught shitposting on here (which has happened to him), but it takes a monumental asshole to get caught shitposting on reddit with an old user name you've used for years

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>>83618294
>did he get that trophy for fucking his girlfriend in the ass?
wew lad

>>83624051
KEK!

He's been shilling for James anonymously online for years. He probably starts threads on /v/!

https://forum.digitpress.com/forum/search.php?searchid=9541

>>83624147
The original creator of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog pokemon.

>>83624230
>>83624202
Oh god fucking Chris-chan... I never even knew his actual name

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>>83624210
He was starting 16-bit console war threads in 2012? Goddamn, Mike, what's wrong with you?

>>83624158
Yes. They mentioned it on a ton of episodes last year.

>>83624269
I assume he was looking for opinions to help out James with his SNES vs. Genesis video he posted shortly after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb73kHBAirU

>>83624210
Anyone get the feeling like the worst has yet to come? Like we're gonna find out some really terrible shit about Mike soon?

>>83624018
r/TheCinemassacreTruth/
r/AVGN/

>>83624297
I almost feel bad for Mike. All this shit he wants to hide in the past only to be utterly ruined by a bunch of bored animators running a let's play channel. Can't say he didn't bring this upon himself though.

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>>83624210
>that post defending james's hairloss

>>83619338
If you think television programming is entirely market driven and not ideologically driven, sorry but that's just naive. If all they wanted was money, there would be no politics on Saturday Night Live, no black men coming anywhere near Asian women in movies (China), etc. Hollywood does things all the time that they know are going to cost them money, but it's a town full of extreme leftists with certain messages they want pushed.

>>83619761
because the big dick meme was started by him and all the redditors repeat it because they think its a funny meme

>>83619091
kek

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>>83617792

Does Mike hate Chris Bores so much because he's no better than him? What with the sockpuppet accounts, shitty humor, and taking down videos that make fun of him.

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>>83624477
>Mike's face when he realizes he's just like the Irate Gamer

>>83624394
Tbf all they ever said was brown bricks. It's not like they were telling people about the video.

>>83617792
Kino

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I hope you're archiving everything you come across because Paranoid Mike WILL try to scrub it all
http://archive.is/ZRttp

>>83617792
>these are the people that kids worship
LMAO

>>83624505
That GTA deaths video.... Mike is so much more obnoxious and cringier than Bores

>>83624557
Get outta here, Chris.

>>83624557
I love Oney Plays XD
*brofists*

>>83624507
Which is why I don't feel too bad. Oney and the gang probably had no idea they'd bring a man one step closer to his JUSTening.

The pic is really of Jame's dick.
Mike is such a jealous asshole that it's not enough for him to try to steal all the attention on the channel. He needed to steal James's massive penis as well.
He knows James has a massive behemoth dong and it drives him fucking nuts that he doesn't. The character of the Nerd is obviously based on Mike, yet James gets all the glory. Mike thinks James doesn't deserve his fame since he's mildly retarded and just wants to chill with his daughter watching old movies all day. So Mike found a dick pic on Jame's phone, uploaded it and said it was his own.
James doesn't know because James doesn't want to have any part of the social media aspect of Cinemassacre. Mike runs the website, the youtube channel, the Twitter account, etc. This is why Mike freaked out so hard about the backlash from the dick pic. He knows it's all over for him if Jame's knows he tried to steal Jame's dick thunder, and he doesn't want any of the fans informing James of what's going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNTujmP1Qj4

MINECRAP

>>83617586
It was confirmed that Ryan is the one who handles the social media accounts and website. The person asking him to take the video down was Ryan, because the video offended him (he's a big minecraft fan).

>>83624642
xD

>>83623869
this could go in a filename thread if i were smart enough

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>>83624621
>the Nerd is obviously based on Mike
oh shit it's been so obvious

>>83624573
Holy fuck, I can't deal with that

>>83617925
It is bigger than 99% of dicks..

>>83624597
Fuck off tripfaggot

>>83618294
>elmo has an idea
>suck elmo's dick that's an idea
>don't you think that's a good idea?

Holy fucking shit it's the critic equivalent of darksydephil

these comics are pretty good desu

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>>83624930

>>83624377
Mike is extremely sketchy. I wouldn't be surprised desu.

>>83618294
Tbh this is probably one of the best movies for toddlers you can get on the market.
Mike's gotta reassure us about his manliness and how he's better than this movie with his cutting edge humor that is only rivaled by George Carlin, though.

>>83625133
>>83625157
What the fuck is wrong with him?

I wish the official Nintendo forums still existed. It's probably guaranteed he posted on there under that alias.

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>Ai-VGN

The Angry Video Game Nerd falls in love with the Irate Gamer.

Unable to confess, James Rolfe is gifted by a deus ex machina with Chris Bores' phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Bores, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "GET THE HEYL OUT OF MAH PROPERTY!" then heaves an exasperrated sigh. After some investigation, James finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy who plagiarized him. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the Irate Gamer's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PLAGIARISM.

>>83624661
:P

>>83618294
>I'll show you how to eat a cookie

Post more mike cringe videos

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>>83625618
FINDS

>>83624573
Kyle is the worst of them at games

>>83625618
Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>83625898
I'LL PLAY THE NUMBER TWO ROLE!

>>83625898
What does this mean?

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>>83625618

>>83625915
Whoa, Whoa wall of text What's that all about

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>>83625618
The best /a/ meme ever.

>>83625938
whoa this is awesome, I dare someone to solve it

>>83625898
MEME MAGIC
E
MAGIC
E

>>83625618
Do they end up doing the nasty

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>>83625938
LIES

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>>83625938

>>83626071
What is the solution

>>83625938
i meant to respond this what is the solution? Do you know it

>>83626018
you are supposed to fill the walls

>>83626179
ah I will try

>>83625938
FINDS

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>>83626179

>>83626179
So there is no solution I gather

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>>83617586
I used to host the minecrap video before this Op's pic dude like 2 years ago, got to like 3k views then out of the blue fuckin Mike Matei took it down. Didn't even ask to take it down or anything. Pic related

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>Mike thread
>ctrl + f "dick"
>22 results

Never change, /tv/

>>83626683
Well its Mike so its a lot of dick

>>83625898
I still don't undertstand this

>>83617764
9 inches is impressive to be real here

>>83617833
what would it be called the motherfucker massacre

>>83618684
I enjoyed this

So what exactly is going on with Mike?

>>83626934
he did some edgy comics and a dick picture came out. He has a huge one.

>>83621888
you forgot the 10 incher hanging from his lap

>>83627505
he's got a 9 incher

·B·R·O·W·N·B·R·I·C·K·S·

>>83625133
How is his gf going to ever recover?

>>83624210
>https://forum.digitpress.com/forum/search.php?searchid=9541
Am I the only one getting no matches on this page?

>>83627862
>tfw he's smashing a blonde girls pussy every night and I'm on here reading this..

>>83627983
Dont worry anon I'm sure you are going to find a qt gf to destroy with your huge cock any tine now.

>>83624210
>https://forum.digitpress.com/forum/search.php?searchid=9541
Guys...its gone

>>83628648
HE'S HERE

>>83617792
true experimental cinema

moin trump