Memes aside, what are you go-to films to watch with a girl who's

>>83617393
Deliverance.

Ive only ever finished Snatch once by myself because every other time I was getting laid before the second half. So maybe Snatch.

Master and Commander

a serbian film

>>83617393

Boku No Pico OVA

>>83617393
AMELIE

BITCHES LOVE AMELIE

Anything by Monty Python

Dark Knight II: Big Guy for You

I've never been in that situation

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>>83617393
I want slamdunk my fucksticc into Iliza's babyhole!

Literally anything by Wes Anderson

Bitches love Wes Anderson

It would depend on her taste

>>83617393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgihkyHeym0&t=708s [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

this one's pretty good

DOCTOR ZHIVAGO, A BRIEF ENCOUNTER, And A BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

>>83617622
This guy fucks

>>83617822
A lean night

>>83617673
faux-pretentious

Says her fav film is L'Avventura but really I know it's Home Alone.

>>83617546
God damn

>>83617526
This or Chocolat.

>>83617393
i want those feet in my mouth

My brother would always have the girls he brought over watch eraserhead. It must work because he always got laid after.

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>>83617393
>>83617546
giv jew gf

>>83617393
Either something romantic, something scary or something boring to them. Depends on the girl.
A scary movie will make them squeeze upto you, a romcom will make them think about love, and a boring movie will bore them to a point where they'd rather make-out than watch the movie.

I watched Enemy of the State with a girl a few years ago and she was so bored by it I was getting a wank within 10 minutes and had my fingers up her pussy. Try that.

>>83617455
Just like this.

>blocks your nose with her feet

>>83617393
Depending on the grill, one of these:

A Fistful of Dollars
The World's Fastest Indian
Rush
Big Trouble in Little China
Escape from New York

>>83617393
A good comedy that is enjoyable, something like Hot Fuzz maybe. If she loses interest in the movie I can always just start looking at porn on my phone and jerking off and see if she gets into that.

>>83618535
>Escape from New York

Yeah, I'm sure the average 20 something chick in 2017 would be totally engrossed in that movie.

Ghibli movies are a sure fire hit. I lost my virginity while Fifth Element was on too so that may work too

>>83618602
>20 something
psssst, I'm 30. Most of the girls I date are ok with Carpenterkino. You mad, kid?

>>83618535
Those are brodude cinephile tier. You have never gotten laid, have you?

Imagine taking those feet into your mouth and pleasuring them with your tongue.

I usually go with a Mel Brooks comedy.

>>83617393
Some kind of horror. Something that's more about creeping fear than abject gore. Get them feeling like they don't want to go home and sleep alone. Works about 90% of the time.

>>83617393
Me and my girlfriend watch many different films but here's our many classics, in no particular order:
>Disney animated classics (especially Treasure Planet because it's a very special movie to us since that was our first movie date when we watched it in IMAX when we were 14, she was very hyped up for this movie)
>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (she's a huge fan of the books and she loves the movie)
>most anything by Studio Ghibli (especially Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and Laputa: Castle in the Sky)
>Star Wars
>Indiana Jones
>Mad Max
>Back to the Future
>most Wuxia films like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Hero
>Little Shop of Horrors
>Les Miserables
>La La Land
>Enchanted (she really loves musicals)
>The Sound of Music
>Hairspray (2007)
>Blade Runner
>Amélie
>anything by Makoto Shinkai (especially Your Name.)
>The Fifth Element
>The Dark Crystal
>Labyrinth
>anything by Pixar
>anything by Mamoru Hosoda
>anything by Don Bluth

And as for TV series, she generally loves sitcoms, but we also watch some other stuff, some of our favorite TV series are CSI and Samurai Jack, among others.

She also loves watching many romantic comedy/romantic drama films with me, obviously, especially the manic pixie dream girl-type of romantic comedies.

We also play a lot of video games together, especially retro games.

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>>83618855
Yes, I lost my virginity in 2009 whilst watching pic related and have sexed several girls since. Idk bro, maybe don't be so over-compensating or self-conscious and maybe you'll get laid eventually too?

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>>83619017
oy vey

>>83617509
xddd lol nice reference

>>83617393

married at first sight

its gotten me laid three times

Her shapely, bare feet.

>>83617622

Can confirm, got laid halfway through Moonrise Kingdom once

giv jew gf

>>83617504
this

giv barefoot gf

cant go wrong with brendan fraser and the mummy

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One time I brought a girl to my house for the first time and put on Drive

I don't think she actually knew what was going on half the time

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>>83617393
Well its not Pi. Over at new gf's house hotter than OP's pic legendary natural blonde and I watch Pi with her treating her like a human. Never fucked her, she broke up with me after that.

>>83619017
Treasure Planet came out like 16 years ago, how long have you been dating this broad

>>83617393
Honestly pick something that you know a girl will find somewhat boring. Makes it a lot easier to bang her when she doesn't give a shit about the movie.

>>83620288
It's a long story, but we were dating since we were 13, but she moved to another place when we were 15.
We had Internet connections even back then and we just sent e-mails to each other to communicate since cellphones weren't that popular yet at the time and she didn't have one.

While she was gone, she had a few boyfriends who eventually became her exes, while I had so many girlfriends who became exes that I lost count a long time ago.

But eventually, we reunited just two years ago and now, our relationship continued and is still going smooth and strong to this very day.

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If I were to break up with my GF in the near future I would make an effort to date girls who would enjoy watching What We do in the Shadows and The Witch.

I want to fuck a pretty goth/indie girl so I can get it out of my system

>The Witch

I actually might give this a shot.

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>>83618216
no

>>83617393
Whatever she wants, at least until I've been in it a few times.

First date is always Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and Bridge on the River Kwai; A Lean Night.

>>83617393
anything, girl will be on your dick pretty quickly, girls never give a fuck about kino, I try every weekend to make my gf watch a good movie and she gets bored and we fuck everytime

nothing I actually want to watch

>>83617393
Episode 1
If she can't get through it I don't want her.

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>>83617393
Literally any half decent romance. Course there's a few girls these days who are really into capeshit. I honestly don't know which is more painful to sit through.

>>83620452
Best of luck to you anon, glad its going well

>>83617393
am I trying to slip the pickle in?
I would put on hot fuzz, and if she doesn't find it funny boot her the fuck out
If I want some action, probably put on some gay shit like atonement or deliverance

>>83617485
KeK

Red Dawn
marriage filter

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>OP prefaces question with "memes aside"
>people post memes

baka

>>83619017
your girlfriends sounds insufferable and you sound like a git for indulging her

>>83623211
Nah, she enjoys it.
In fact, we have very similar tastes and we love each other very much.

And she has this quirky and optimistic personality that if she was a character in a movie, she would be called a manic pixie dream girl.
Funnily enough, people say that we just out-manic pixie dream girl each other because some she also thinks I am a real life manic pixie dream boy.

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>>83623282
Stop posting here

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>>83623282

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>>83618216

>>83617393
Ferris Bueller's Day Off has literally never failed me

>>83618535
>Rush
Calling bullshit. Thats like one of those movies that women do not understand, its male rivalry at its core which is boring as shit to them; the only reason they get baited into watching it is because Hemsworth is in it.

>>83617393
Casino Royale

Trust me.

>>83617393

Any horror movie.
Halloween is a good one.

>Ctrl+f notebook
>0 results
Wha
>Ctrl+f feet
Oh

Thin Red Line

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>>83623282
>>83619017
S-Class professional bait.

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>>83617393
I got my dick sucked once while watching a 9/11 documentary. I came while watching the planes fly into the towers.

Robocop
gotten me laid more times than I can count

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>>83621007
unforgivable

>>83624290

I came while they crashed live

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>>83624290
It was a different time

>>83617393

Deep Throat
The World's Biggest Gang Bang
Pirates
Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
Nymphomaniac

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>>83623282
Fuck off

Eternal Sunshine
Timer

Great for sowing discontentment in a relationship

>>83624307
Old ones?!

Spun

>>83624833
Yeah.

>>83624886
Cool, yeah pretty much you only need a movie that bores the bitch and then you just escalate phsyically.

>>83624917
Robocop's not boring

Cannibal holocaust should do the trick.

>>83623448
ayy lmao

>>83617485
Tried this. It resulted in an hour long hj

Seeking a friend for the end of the world got me laid. Couldn't enjoy the sex because the ending gave me feels

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Fuck that
what's your go-to film to watch with your best friend when he comes to your house for a sleepover?

>>83617622
>trying to enjoy Fantastic Mr. Fox
>all my girlfriend wants to do is blow me

It's not fair

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>>83617393
Fitzcarraldo, it weeds out the weak of will

>>83617393
shes great

>>83617393
The Fifth Element, it's a good character test.

how do i get a gf

>>83624989
To bitches it definitely is

The Last Samurai

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>Memes aside, what are you go-to films to watch with a girl who's coming over?

Perfect movie for that situation

>>83625820
How? It's a classic.

>>83625810
Have a personality

>>83625810
Lift weights. Having muscles just makes the whole process much easier, even if you're an uggo.

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>>83625810
Don't be an autist. Don't be ugly.

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Any Harry Potter movie. Fool proof basic bitch kino.

>>83625810
stop treating talking to women like it's a puzzle of saying the right words to end up fucking them

>>83617485
lol

>>83617393
Rampage

>>83617393
alise...

>>83617504
This was the first film my current gf we've been together 2 years now.
>it works

>>83626564
First we saw*

Got laid after Eastern Promises once. Another time during Blade Runner.

Just do whatever feels appropriate during the mood and conversation.

>>83617393
honestly always let the girls decide they usually don't know or care about good cinema anyways

>>83623448
no ayyliums allowed in this thread

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>>83619077

I literally fucked one of the hottest girls I've known like ten minutes into Things.

>>83620186

tried that

>anon why don't they talk?

This has only happened to me once. I had sex for the first and only time after watching Evil Dead 2.

If it were to happen now, it would be a choice between It happened One Night or The Quiet Man.

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>>83617815

>>83617954
Little Soldiers. Any Joe Dante for that matter.

>>83626051
> implying dumb whores could recognize kino if it bit them in the ass