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The Last Jedi Leaks

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ANAKIN
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>Finn goes to Snoke’s home planet and finds a crypt. Think dracula. Very expensive looking place and a tomb that’s opened. Basically, we learn Snoke has switched bodies and is actually well liked by a lot of races. No one alive has seen his original body.
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>Luke meets Rey, he tells her how the force brought her to him. Her parents were scared of her abilities. She is told after a couple scenes that she was born out of necessity, that this balance will continue forever with the force, since the beginning all the way to his dad and now her. Luke trains her but tells her after Snoke is defeated, they will cease to fight and will not continue the Jedi order. They have a meditation scene together where she literally walks through a beam of light and she can control everything around her. She can change shapes and warp everything around her. Luke tells her she will be even more powerful than Yoda and she says who?
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>Rey is told by Luke there is a creature in the sea consumed with hate. She eventually has to face it. It's a like giant sloth but it actually looks really neat. I'd say in the middle of the film, after she attacks it, she realizes the best way to defeat it is to get it on land where it will have trouble moving. Yes, she senses it's not real and after a moment, it changes into Anakin.
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>Luke has tried to push her emotionally in every direction on the island in order to wake her full potential quickly. He wants Snoke gone now. It’s made clear that Luke is not happy with what Snoke did to Ben and will do anything to make Rey become stronger quickly to destroy him. We get a flashback with Anakin at Luke’s school and everything is destroyed. Luke sees young Ben and says “I don’t want to kill you…but your life is in my hands now”. We learn later Luke knew someone else would come along to balance things out with Ben so he left to get answers as to why the Jedi always fail. He used the force to shut R2 down until this person was found.
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>Luke eventually understands that training one person at a time might be the best way forward and thanks to Rey, that this will never end so they’ll have to make their own rules going forward (Anakin told her that repressing your emotions is what leads to their downfall). There will always be someone out there more powerful, good or evil. Ben finds out the location of the island because Rey was alone meditating and he sensed her. Ben doesn’t tell Snoke by the way so something is going on there.
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>Ben fights Rey on the island, wins. Luke destroys Ben’s guards with one move (they come in to attack at once, next shot, they’re all on the ground). This got a great reaction but the move itself was definitely not a typical Jedi action. Ben asks Luke why he failed and that it was his parents fault for not being there for him. Luke asks Ben what he wants and asks him to help take down Snoke, that it can lead him to a new path. Ben agrees. In shock, Rey follows them (Luke has an A wing on the island!).
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>Phasma has a huge battle with Finn and some of the resistance. I'd say it's a draw because she absolutely tears them a new one (this is on the "affluent" planet where they meet Zenn). Hux dies here. Finn unleashes a bunch of horse like creatures on him. Not joking.

>Concerning Snoke, although we don't learn a lot besides he's liked, has friends everywhere and the body he's in is not his original body.

>Anakin has one scene alone with Rey, one with Luke and one when Ben shows up.
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Reeeeeeee
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Welp
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>>83616889
Her parents are Han and Leia, right?
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why do you niggas call candids leaks?
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It's not even star wars anymore. What the fuck has Rian done?
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>>83617520
Her parents are nobodies who were killed by snoke, they took her to Luke at a young age as she was unable to control her powers.
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A FUCKING SLOTH
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>Darth Sloth

J U S T
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>>83616798
>>83616889
>>83616912
>>83616951
>>83617027
>>83617056
>>83617147
You wrote this all yourself? Why would you waste your time like this?
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>>83616693
PEOPLE DOUBTING THE LEAKER BTFO HOLY SHIT

DARTH SLOTH CONFIRMED

WHAT FUCKING TRASH
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>>83617687
It was leaked by someone else you spazz
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>Porgs
>Penguin like creatures who are powerful in the force
>One of them gets in the way of the fight between rey and kylo causing rey to lose
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>>83617796
F
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>>83617147
is anakin played by a cgi sloth or hayden christiansen
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hot damn marketing anon from the other night was legit.
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>>83617824
the leaker said it was hayden, wig and all
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>>83617824
Giant sloth first, then transformed into anakin played by Hayden. Also Kylo kills his force ghost.
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>>83617147

pokemon?
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Im choosing to believe this 100%

Will they use Hayden as Anakin?

If she was so strong in the force her random parents ditched her with Luke, he should have taken her with him to this island before, why leave her to get raped in the desert
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Boy does this sound bad. If this is true when Im in the theater I will genuinely not go to the movies anymore.
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>>83617896
It was confirmed as Hayden by the leaker.
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>>83617892
>Also Kylo kills his force ghost
WTF
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>>83617056
>A-Wing taking 3 people
>Luke turned off R2D2 with the Force
What the fuck? This has to be fake
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Where the fuck is this sloth thing coming from? It seems like a completely randumb thing to add.
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>>83616693
bump because this trash has to be heard

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/
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>>83616798
>>83616889
>>83616912
>>83616951
>>83617027
>>83617056
>>83617147
Who the fuck are Ben and Anakin? I thought both died in the original trilogy.
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>>83618030
Ben is kylo you dense motherfucker anakin is anakin, force host form. Also Yoda shows up in ghost form, but kylo kills force ghost anakin or consumes him.
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>>83618030
Ben is Kylo I know it took me a second to figure it out too. Wow this sounds terrible. Anakins a ghost.
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>>83618080
Who is Kylo?
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Why do you keep saying snoak is well liked?

Is it not known to most of the Galaxy that he is the leader of the current empire or is it that most people like the empire and like snoak?
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I hope this is real. Space sloth must be canon.
It must!
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>>83618109
Yoda shows up too.
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LEAKED FOOTAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgihkyHeym0&t=708s [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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>>83618138
Snoke inhabits different bodies, I assume its like Sheev where people think he's a politician and not a sith lord.
Its probably sheev.
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>>83617896
They were trying to bring her to Luke, she never got there. They were being chased by Snoke and they dropped her off on Jakku to try and lose the pursuit but got killed.
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A FUCKING SLOTH
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I think we all knew the dipshit from Looper would make Star Wars even worse than JJ
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>>83617943
Yep. Ghost-Anakin confronts Kylo and tries to tell him that the Dark Side is the path of weakness and death and that through the light side you can live forever. Enraged, Kylo touches/seizes Anakin and uses the force to disperse him, causing him to disappear.
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This plot is so fucking stupid it could possibly destroy the series. Holy shit.
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>>83618448
100% srs, I would honestly prefer something completely original and out there like if these leaks turn out to be true over another remake of one of the OT films.
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>>83617573
>>83617607
from hence forth you shall be known as....SLOTH VADER
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This board is gonna be something else if this all turns out to be true. Levels of shitposting /v/ would blush at.
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This sounds really good. Hayden's back and Rey gets BTFO.
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>>83617687
It was posted very recently by a supposed insider, who was so new to 4chan (or so good at LARPing) that he didn't know how names work and was surprised when people "stole" his.
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>>83618815
Reminds me of the breaking bad Gus spoilers, no one believed it then it happened.

This however is a slight level above.
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>>83616693
Only contrarians won't love this movie.
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A FUCKING TREE
A FUCKING SLOTH
A FUCKING DEAD FRANCHISE
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>>83616693
If even half of that plot that got spoiled by that alleged leaker is true. This movie is gonna make tfa and r1 look like classics.
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>>83617687
I was in the thread. This is the supposed plot
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>>83618970
after seeing that biohexacrypt meme and sloth picture im convinced of it
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Hope you like crackey penguins lads
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>>83618229
sheev didnt have the ability to change bodies though. snokes is probably some darkside vampire creature with that ability
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Holy shit this sounds like the worse Star Wars movie ever.
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>>83618581
kinda like haydens acting career
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>everyone thought Lucas fucked up the prequels

Ungrateful fan base tbqh. They deserve what they get.
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>>83619027
This spoiler is compatible with the old A FUCKING TREE leaks, although Need A New Job didn't seem to know all the details about that one. Snoke is almost certainly the male first Force user.
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>>83616693
>>83616798
>>83616889
>>83616912
>>83616951
>>83617027
>>83617056
>>83617147

Honestly I would be ok with most of this. I think it's fantastic Luke is done with the (collectivist) Jedi order and now walking a path of (individual) merit with his daughter and nephew taking his place.

Grey Jedis forever
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>>83618930
I didn't read any of the leaks.

Should I just wait and be disappointed when the film is released or be disappointed now?
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>>83619027
Sheevs old massa knew how to escape death, perhaps sheev was never sheev at all.
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>>83616693
>A dishelved and distressed Rey stumbles to the intercom, presses the button, and is alarmed to hear, "Dick Laurent is dead."
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>>83616798
>>83616889
>>83616912
>>83616951
>>83617027
>>83617056
>>83617147

Fuck you and fuck your LARPing faggotry.

You posted this shit using a trip yesterday and everyone laughed at you.

Not a single credible spoiler site agrees with what you said. You're a lying piece of shit.
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>>83619101
>Snoke is almost certainly the male first Force user.

He's the patriarchy; the old guard; the MAN.
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>>83617147
>>83616798
>snoke switched bodies

Disney is trying to satisfy every meme about him that they can
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>>83619111
I don't know, do you want to see the most retarded star wars plot ever unfold on screen, or do you want to see a retarded plot CONFIRMED to be, in fact, actually that retarded?
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>nothing in the leaks about Rey building her own ship that does the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs

I don't believe it.
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>>83619145
Dude, all the photos OP posted line up with this exact plot
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>>83619111
>I didn't read any of the leaks.
There actually aren't that many out there right now.

Ignore the bullshit being posted in this thread. That's just some faggots star wars fan fic.
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>>83619213
>Dude, all the photos OP posted line up with this exact plot

No they don't. Not a single one you lying sack of shit.
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A SLOTH LORD?!
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>>83619217
What in OPs leaks and the original thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252
have been contradicted?
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>>83619145
>Not a single credible spoiler site agrees with what you said.
makingbuxoffstarwars.nerds shill detected
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>>83619225
Crypt horse sloth
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>>83619244

All of it.

Mike Zeroh
Making Star Wars
Star Wars HQ
MFN

They all have a consistent set of leaks, many of which include pictures, leaked toy images, etc and NONE of them match what the OP is saying.

He's just a lying, shit posting faggot.
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>>83619067
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>>83619225
>OP pic literally has a big fucking sloth creature on the jedi island
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>mfw star wars babies losing their shit from the sloth lord
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>>83619213
Because he couldn't make up a story by looking at some pictures.

>some weird blob on island
>kinda reminds of a sloth
>heard a rumor about a sea creature
>say the sea creature looks like a sloth
>heard rumor of anakin's ghost
>make sloth turn into anakin
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>>83619294
he asked for specifics not a list of sites in the rumor business bucko
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>>83619294
post one example of a contradiction here?

>>83619245
literally two posts later he's already shilling for MSW - good call anon
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>>83619101
He said The Tree is essentially the first jedi temple and that Luke set out in search for it after Kylo wiped out his academy. He finds a journal inside that documents the early days of the jedi and realizes that the light and dark side have always alternated between wiping each other out. Luke seems to believe that the only way to break the cycle is to abandon the strict jedi doctrine and try to go down the middle. Essentially be a light side force user who makes full use of their emotions
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>>83619328
You're gunna be let down pretty hard during the film, I feel sorry for you.
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>>83617027
>Luke literally steals the rule of two from the Sith

kek
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>>83619328
You're trying really hard now, pal. please show something that contradicts any of this
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>>83616693
That's a Sea Wampa.
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>>83619349
There's no crypt. The body switching shit is nonsense. Snoke's origin has already been hinted and set up in one of the Pre-Ep8 books, which is cannon.

What we know about Snoke is that he's a very wealthy person, a former member of the new Republic, and someone who knew Leia.

We have also heard that he was once handsome, but was disfigured in a terrorist bombing that also occurred in the same book.

OP isn't even trying
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>>83619393
A

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No one could possibly be any worse than Lucas, right guys?

...Guys?

APOLOGIZE
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>>83619385
But I'm already expecting it to be shit.
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>>83619166
Neither desu. I'd like to see a good Star Wars but I just don't think I'll see that again in my lifetime.
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>>83619413
No crypt yet the image with John Boyega exists... Hmm...
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>>83619468
post image
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>>83619434
Put your faith in Rian Johnson, he is a kino maestro
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>>83619413
>There's no crypt
>when the image in >>83616798 is literally a line in the film that boyega had a notoriously hard time saying, hence why rian johnson made him this picture
>literally a crypt in the movie

>muh snoke origin
literally what about this contradicts Need a New Job's plot leak, here? Youre saying body swapping vampires cant be involved in terrorist bombings?
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A FUCKING SLOTH LORD
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>>83619468
Just some fan image that comes from Deviant Art.

You're not even trying OP. go fuck yourself. Your shit is all made up nonsense.
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>>83619491
Its the 2nd post in the thread you fucking idiot.
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>>83619491
see
>>83616798
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>>83619518
Fuck off with your larping faggotry you lying sack of shit.
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>>83619413
>There's no crypt
You don't know that
>The body switching shit is nonsense
Opinion
>Snoke's origin has already been hinted and set up in one of the Pre-Ep8 books, which is cannon.
No it hasn't
>What we know about Snoke is that he's a very wealthy person, a former member of the new Republic, and someone who knew Leia.
None of that is incompatible with these leaks
>We have also heard that he was once handsome, but was disfigured in a terrorist bombing that also occurred in the same book.
You're just making shit up. Snoke has not appeared in any media other than TFA, his existence is only VERY slightly implied in the last Aftermath book
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>>83619537
Imagine being this far into denial?

Dude, Last Jedi is gonna have a fucking space sloth in it, sorry to be the one to break it to you

http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2017/03/john-boyega-shares-gift-rian-johnson.html
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>>83616693
>>83616798
>>83616889
>>83616912
>>83616951
>>83617027
>>83617056
>>83617147
>mfw this is probably real
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>>83619546
hey no need to be rude. eat a sloth dick
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>>83619537
You're not even trying anymore
Http://www.idigitaltimes.com/star-wars-last-jedi-spoilers-what-does-bio-hexacrypt-do-finn-episode-8-587272
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>>83617896
its hayden with darth vader's mask cgi warping over his face like in the concept art
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>>83619570
lmao its too late to change the film, Rian.
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>>83619537
It's straight from Rian Johnson himself.

Are you being paid to try and derail the thread?
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>>83619601
lmao I'll fucking leave the theater if this is true
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>Kylo pushes Rey off a cliff

Reylos are gonna have to do some mental gymnastics to defend this.
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A FUCKING SPACE SLOTH
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>>83619575
You're full of shit and none of the half dozen credible spoiler sources have confirmed anything you say.

Go fuck yourself.
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Hey LARPing OP faggot

Please show us on any credible spoiler sites where your fan fiction nonsense has been corroborated by legitimate sources.

Go on, we'll wait. Make sure you post some links.
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>mfw someone doubts the leaks
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>>83619650
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>>83619650
>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING? I'M IN CHARGE HERE
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>>83619684
Still waiting OP
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Are you guys larping a mental breakdown or are you really this invested in a childrens movies franchise?
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>>83619684
>>83619650
How much are you getting paid? Literally no poster on /tv/ would act this way about spoilers if they werent true.
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>>83619740
>Please show us on any credible spoiler sites where your fan fiction nonsense has been corroborated by legitimate sources.
>Go on, we'll wait. Make sure you post some links.
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>>83619650
I didn't "say" anything you autist, you're the one making blatantly false claims.
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>>83617804
I thought they got rid of Lucas's ideas?? Sounds like he's back boys
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A SLOTH LORD??!?!

>>83619757
How much are you getting paid to post here and where do I sign up?
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>>83619684
Rian, can you contradict any of what OP has said? Are you this mad that /tv/ doesnt like your SW fanfiction?
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>>83619684
>credible spoiler sites

>this desperate appeal to authority
why are star wars """fans""" such cucks?
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>>83619727
You do realise op isn't the original leaker right? You're not THAT retarded are you?

Jesus Christ
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>>83616693
image being the poor cunt that has to put all that scaffold up
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>>83619806
im sure he gets paid well
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This sounds so fucking stupid and Star Wars retards will eat it right up.
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>>83619111
Its fan fiction levels of bad but also believable too. I think its true.
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>it's a sloth legend
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Hmmmm,

Making Star Wars hasn't mentioned any of this. And they've been right 95% of the time for the last new movies.

StarWarsHQ hasn't mentioned any of this. They too have a very high accuracy rate.

New kid Mike Zeroh hasn't mentioned any of this, and he's the guy who broke the leaked Gold Snoke image.

MFN forums hasn't mentioned any of this. That's a place where script pages have been leaked since the days of the prequels.

Hmmmmmmmmm..... Who should we believe? A LARPing faggot who pretends he was just "fired from Lucasfilm?" Or several credible websites and communities all saying the same thing?

FUN FACT: No one actually works for LucasFilm. The company now exists in name only All paychecks are now payable through Disney. You think OP knew that? Nah...
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>>83619855
>>83619835
it's not as horrible as it sounds

everyone just seems mad that Star Wars might be undergoing a paradigm shit with the Jedi Order not being a thing anymore.

Deal with it prequeers, it wasn't a thing in the original trilogy either.
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>>83619881
You legit work for Disney.
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>>83619795
>>83619787
>>83619764
>>83619740

Not a single decent counter argument. Only shit posting idiocy. Meanwhile all of you faggots got BTFO here >>83619881

Not a single counter. Get fucked.
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>>83619881
>AHHH STOP DISAGREEING WITH THESE SITES THEY'RE PAYING MY RENT AND RAMEN NOODLES UNTIL DECEMBER

>DON'T FORGET TO BUY A MSW T-SHIRT
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SLOTH??
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>everyone ignoring the fact they're trying to make Rey the greatest and strongest most Mary sue character in star wars lore and history
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>>83617147
But Phasma is dead.
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>>83619906
You're a faggot in denial without a single decent counter argument. You just keep saying the same thing over and over again because you have a low IQ and your brain has been damaged by meme speak.
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>>83619913
>>83619881
These two posters literally work for disney and are trying to dismiss these leaks in tandem and its so fucking obvious.
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>>83619919
Nope. Still not an argument. Try harder. MSW isn't the only legit source on the web. There are many out there and you're not one of them.

Massive butt hurt detected.
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>>83619886
Found the star wars zealot. They 'll defend anything that isn't a prequel and hail it as incredible
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>>83619940
Yep. Its 100% true and your anger only proves it to us. Hope youre ready for Star Wars to die disneyshills.
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>>83619935
It's fiction.

Why can't women at least be the best in fictional worlds. Honestly who cares? We get to see a qt be badass

just like my animes
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>>83619952
>literally work for disney
>over and over and over again

LEL
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>>83619881
ZERO CONTRADICTIONS
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>>83619952
Broken record
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>>83619984
How much do you get paid and where can I sign up? Im here most weekdays 6-8 hours a day.
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>>83620009
>>83619984
>similiar insults like theyre sitting right next to each other

Jesus this isnt even fun anymore.
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Woah I guess the leaks aren't real
I'm now a
#disneymissile
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>Hey guys, I'm like, totally a LucasFilm insider! Here's some Star Wars shit I made up. It's totally true I swear.

>That's cool, are there any other sites that corroborate your stories?

>YOU FAGGOT YOU WORK FOR DISNEY FUCKIN' RIAN JOHNSON SHITS GONNA SUCK YOU'LL SEE!

The autism in this thread is awesome.

Carry on.
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>>83619881
>>83619913
>>83619940
>>83619970
HAND OVER THE LEAKS, /tv/
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>>83620010
If you have to ask, goyim, it's not time

You will be contacted
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>>83620049
Youre not even trying anymore
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A SLOTH LORD???
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>>83616693
source on any of this?
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>>83620039
That's what you're doing though??
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>>83617892
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast
>ctrl+f Hayden
>0 results
get your fanfic shit outta here
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I'm honestly hyped that Star Wars will continue to be prequel tier retarded bullshit rather than bland remakes
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>>83620049
>LIKE MY SHITTY MOVIE
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>>83620089
Original thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/
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wait so why is anakin bad again now?
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>>83620049
>>83619970
>>83619940
>>83619913
>>83619881
I've unironically never seen anyone react to alleged leaks like you are. Why are you so upset?
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HAND OVER THE LEAKS ANON
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>>83620170
Two leaks????
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I don't want to live in this timeline.
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>>83620155
Anakin is good, its a trick by Luke, they're training her to be the best of the best.
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>>83619881
yet NOTHING contradicts anything that MSWs has leaked. MSW is the only blog source I trust with the leaks since they were 90% right about the force awakens, and the parts they were wrong about were in an earlier draft.
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>>83620110
>Implying disney would spoil such a massive reveal in the fucking imdb page
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Real spoilers: Luke's Story

>Luke has journeyed to the birthplace of the Jedi order. At the center of this place is a large, hollowed out tree which houses a small library containing the origin story of the Jedi order.

>Luke learns that the ancient Jedi once viewed the Force as a whole. There was a schism during the time period fans now would call "the Old Republic." It caused a split in the users of the Force. One groups evolved into the Jedi, the other, the Sith.

>Luke realizes it's futile to carry on the traditions of the Jedi order, for it's what's causing the imbalance of the force. This is why he says "it's time for the Jedi to end." What he means is the modern Jedi. The failed order destroyed by his father.

>So Luke embraces a "new / old" understanding of the Force. He is the last Jedi. The last of his kind. Rey will be the first of the new Jedi order. The smoking gun is that Snoke sets this up in Ep7 ("the new Jedi order will rise!") and unfortunately for Disney, it's a spoiler that tells you exactly how this whole thing ends. This is further reinforced by Luke's story line from the new movie.

>Luke teaches Rey to be a Jedi, but not in the traditional Jedi way, and then later in the film he dies.

More...
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really just want to see Rey take Finn's BBC
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A FUCKING SLOTH LORD???
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Honestly, it doesn't sound that bad. I was expecting another literal remake of an OT film, but it sounds like they're at least TRYING to be original this time around. Snoke being some kind of Force vampire is kind of cool, and Anakin and Yoda coming back might be great if done right.

See, Disney? I praised your film. You can stop with all the blatant shilling you're doing in this thread, now.
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I believe it.
People getting angry and are going full-blown denial with BUH MUH FANSITE DIDNT MENTION THIS aren't real people. No rational adult would get angry over this, or be this worried about the "sanctity" of Star Wars or its horse-shit made-up on the spot kids tales.
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>>83620237
>disney damage control

PAY FOR MY FORCE SLOTHS
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Star Wars : A Sloths Tale
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A Sloth Lord?
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This all sounds like bullshit, but I didnt expect the movie to be good anyways
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Rey probably won't have a double bladed lightsaber
Chewie will be ignored again
They'll still avoid having a Rodian or Duros or some other different species as a main character

why even bother
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what was the site that accurately leaked the plot 7?
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>>83620237

Real Spoilers 2: Electric Boogaloo aka Rey's Story

>Rey wasn't abandoned by her family on Jakku. She was hidden there, just like the Millennium Falcon. She was hidden in this place because Luke and her family feared that Snoke would discover her tremendous powers.

>Rey the reincarnation of a girl who was part of a brother / sister team that existed many centuries ago. Their parents were ancient explorers. One day they land on a mysterious island near the base of a massive tree. the parents notice that the children are physically effected by the tree itself. The boy receives heightened senses and agility, the girl gains insight and spiritual insight. They both display the powers of telekinesis.

>As the pair grows the girl learns the mysteries of the Force. She goes on to be the founder of the Jedi order and she begins to teach her powers to others. The boy eventually grows jealous of his sister's unique powers. He strikes her down and flees off into the galaxy.

>The girl promised that one day she would return and that the Jedi should find her and train her. This is the origin of the chosen one story from the prequel trilogy. This connects with Anakin's story.

>Rey is the reincarnation of the founder of the Jedi order. This is why she is so confused by her new powers. She even says she doesn't know where they come from two different times in TFA. This is a set up for the reveal of her true origin in Ep8.

More...
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With all this talk about Luke trying to find a middle path, how do you know that this "giant sloth" isn't just some kinda Bendu thing?
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>>83620417
Chewie is in this one apparently he makes a nest for the porgs and gets btfo by them.
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>>83620305
This, true grown ups enjoy watching the chaos unfold and the manbabby tears
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>>83620477
Because normies don't watch Rebels. They're not going to have something from the tv show be a major character in the movies. Same reason there'll probably never be an ahsoka movie
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>>83620473
>YOU FUCKS BETTER SEE MY MOVIE
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Welp, still gunna see it and imagine loads of people will, I wonder if they'll do reshoots now though.
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>>83620574
literally a disney employee
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>>83616693
What's the point of watching a movie if you go out of your way to find out every detail about it beforehand? Why spoil the movie for yourself? What's the point of going to see a movie where you know everything that's going to be in there and everything that's going to happen? Can't you just wait till it releases? Is there nothing else going on in your life that you just latch onto every tidbit of information about the next blockbuster?
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Notice how the shills have slinked off and are not replying now that theyve been found.
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>>83620237
>>83620473
Where were you guys in THAT thread?
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>>83620601
>>83620574
holy shit sure is /disneydamagecontrol/ in here

next thing they'll be telling us how FUN and RAUNCHY GotG2 is
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>>83620599
I'm actually op of the thread, which I can prove by deleting this whole thing. Go point your fingers eelswhere dipshit.
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>yfw the new Star Wars™ movies are the same quality as the new Pirates of the Caribbean™ flick but pirates gets shat on because it doesn't have 40 year old man children defending it
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>>83620237
>Luke dies in TLJ
WRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG
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>>83620628
delete it then, rian
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>>83620473

Real Spoilers 3: Anakin's Story Re-written

>Anakin is not born of the force, as his mother implies in Episode 1. We know this already because Palpatine tells Anakin his true origin during the opera scene in Episode 3.

>Anakin is a Frankenstein type creature created by Palpatine and his Master, the one who "could influence the midichlorians to create life itself." In the old cannon this person was Darth Plageius, but the new cannon will change this.

>Anakin is manipulated into destroying the Jedi order. He is being completely controlled by Palpatine. None of his actions are his own. Anakin destroys the Jedi order and begins the process of bringing balance to the Force. The old Jedi vs Sith battle is what was creating the imbalance.

>A child killer is no longer the chosen one. Instead he's now a tragic victim of a greater evil.

Disney's plan has always been to redeem the prequel trilogy. They're not going to pretend it didn't happen. They paid billions for the Star Wars catalog and the vast majority is set in the prequel error.

The "prequel redemption" process began in Ep7, with 10 subtle references to the prequel era. Disney upped the ante with Rogue One, which features Bail Organa, a significant and highly visible character from the prequels. Disney also carried the plan over to TV, where prequel characters were being given high profile major roles on the Star Wars Rebels TV show.

The new story of Anakin will be fleshed out in new Disney approved EU materials. However this new, retconned Anakin story plays directly into Rey's story in Ep8 and beyond
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>>83620564
>They're not going to have something from the tv show be a major character in the movies.

Saw Gerrera.

Also, all this "The dark/light dichtomy of the Force is based entirely on the conflict between a brother and sister" shit just sounds like the Mortis storyline.
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>>83620677
>taking time to handwrite your fanfiction like this

disney must be paying you overtime
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>>83620628
Striking this thread down would only make the sloth more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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>>83620624
I'm just asking a question. I don't understand why people like to obsess over movies before they come out and spoil it for themselves before it comes out?
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>sloth leak confirmed
>thread moves slowly

like pottery
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>>83620396
>underrated
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>>83617147
>>Concerning Snoke, although we don't learn a lot besides he's liked, has friends everywhere and the body he's in is not his original body.
kek so he's literally INSTAGRAM the character.
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>>83619952
This the leak doesn't contradict anything that the "credible" leaks sites have posted...yet it has added a lot more information and new details. I 100% believe the I NEED A NEW JOB guy from last night. Anakin sloth confirmed.
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>>83620688
>Saw Gerrera
>Major character
Pick one. Also that was an anthology film. There's NO way Disney is going to do that with their precious Sequel Trilogy.
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>>83620707
I can't anyway- post is too old. But I like the stupid space sloth, I still think people will see this film though, it's star wars.
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>>83620779
moving the goalpost, are we?
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>>83620723
I avoided all spoilers for TFA and my disappointment was like a gut punch. I'm not giving Disney another cent without knowing exactly what I'm paying for
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>>83620650
>implying anyone other than paid shills over the age of 24 genuinely like mouseshit

bravo
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Sloths are dope, I hope there's a cool space sloth.
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>>83620788
I don't think you can delete threads full stop on /tv/.
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>>83620677

Real Spoilers 4: Finn's Story Arc

>Possibly the simplest story arc in the film. Finn once again provides most of the comic relief, only this time he's joined by a female star ship mechanic.

>Although there is no central romance theme in Last Jedi (Rian Johnson is on the public record about this) the romantic tension between Finn and his female companion is a big part of the next movie.

>In the opening of the movie Finn is seen recuperating in a medical stasis pod, very similar to Luke Skywalker in the Bacta Tank in ESB.

>Finn and his traveling companion are involved in a high speed chase on a planetoid that's one giant Casino. It's not like "casino earth." It's more like a tiny moon casino. A mini, artificial casino planet. It's a place of incredible wealth and luxury.

>This is where our heroes discover the identity of Snoke.
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>>83620830
You can just think its a ten minute timeframe.
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>>83616693
somebody give me the TLDR
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>>83620867
Its a three minute read at most lad.
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>>83620804
Do you even know what that means? My original claim was that Disney is
>not going to have something from the tv show be a major character in the movies
Which is true. Saw Gerrera was a meaningless side character. They're not even going to have a tv character do that much in one of the sequels.
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>>83620847
Really? Is that new? I've been banned before because I posted a thread with a porn image that was under a dumb filename and couldn't delete it moments after it was posted.
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>>83620867
Anakin is a sloth, Rey is the most powerful force user ever SLAYYYYY QUEEN Luke is le gray jedi meme, Snoke is a space vampire that switches bodies. basically FUCKING TREE leaks confirmed and bunch of other dumb bullshit added
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>>83620707
KEK
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>>83620841

Real Spoilers 5: Snoke: A Tale of Two Snokes

>Snoke A "True Snoke" is the spirit of the long dead brother of founder of the Jedi order. He has been kept alive all these years by the dark side of the force.

>Snoke B: The Body of Snoke, was once a member of the New Republic, and was friends with Leia and Han Solo during his time in government.

>Snoke B was a wealthy man who loved opulence. He was once very handsome, but was wounded during a terrorist bombing (Already occurred in the SW EU novels.) This left him seriously wounded, and he withdrew into the dark side of the force, where Snoke A, the ancient spirit, started to control his life.

>This is similar to how the spirit of Darth Vader began to control Anakin Skywalker.
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>>83620983
Get your fan fiction out of here. We got legit leaks last night.
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Why does Disney hate Star Wars so much?
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>>83620983

Real Spoiler 6: The Fate of Kylo Ren

>Kylo was not solely responsible for the destruction of Luke's first new Jedi order. There were others involved. We learn that just like Anakin, Kylo was manipulated into this deed.

>Kylo suffers from massive insecurity regarding his grandfather. Fearing he will never be as powerful as Vader. His eventual fate will see him team up with Rey to destroy Snoke. However in doing so he will sacrifice his own life to save Rey and to defeat Snoke. In that final tragic moment he finally realizes what it really means to be as powerful as Darth Vader.

>Kylo also captures Rey at the end of Ep8, similar to the capture of Han Solo by Boba Fett. This time together is was leads to their partnership at the end of Ep9
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>>83620983
I love gooooooooooold
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>>83620983
So who the fuck is the spirit of Darth Vader then?
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if these spoilers are true

im fucking done with this shit
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>>83621100

Real Spoilers 7: The ESB Similarities

>Finn is seen recovering in a medical pod in the opening of the film, almost exactly how Luke is shown in the Bacta Pod in ESB

>There is a long battle that involves AT-AT and small ships on a frozen desert planet. Beneath a small layer of white snow, the soil of this planet is is bright red and dusty.

>The smaller ships drag their tow hitch through the red soil and kick up a massive dust storm. This gives the smaller ships the advantage and helps them defeat the AT-AT squadron

Please note. I can't argue in favor of that scene or argue the logic. It's dumb.

>The Casino Planetoid is shares a similar vibe to Cloud City, and it's basically the CC of this movie.

>Luke was trained by an old Jedi living in a hollowed out tree. Rey is trained by an old Jedi living in a hollowed out tree.

>The levitation of rocks through the use of Jedi powers is a big theme in this movie. Luke actually levitates on a rock the size of a small car.

>Rey is kidnapped at the end just like Han was taken at the end of ESB.

>There is a long "escape scene" featuring Rey and Chewie piloting the Millennium Falcon.

>Captain Phasma plays the Boba Fett role in this movie.
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>>83621173
>So who the fuck is the spirit of Darth Vader then?
A cursed spirit. An ancient evil sith.
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>>83621264
f 0ff fag
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>>83621264
DAMAGE CONTROL
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SLOTH LORDS ARE OUR SPECIALITY
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>>83621264
You can't stop what has been unleashed
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>>83621264
>There is a long battle that involves AT-AT and small ships on a frozen desert planet. Beneath a small layer of white snow, the soil of this planet is is bright red and dusty.

You're wrong. The actual non fan fiction leaks say this is a volcanic planet, snokes home planet, the "snow" is volcanic ash, that's why its red under.

At least read the real leaks before you peddle your trash.
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Man this board is gonna be comfy in just a few months.
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>>83621264

Real Spoilers 8: Other Details

>Snoke cruises around on the largest ship ever seen in the Star Wars universe. Sorta like Darth Vader's Star Destroyer in ESB. However it's shaped like a stealth bomber or a boomerang. It's said to have at least 10 massive sized engines

>Snoke wears a gold robe, genie style slippers that curl up at the toes, and a giant kyber crystal ring. The crystal is the size of an old ring pop candy. It's very large.

>There is no central romantic subplot and no direct political allegory.

>Snoke's personal headquarters has walls and furniture that are lined with gold. He is surrounded by ridiculous opulence.
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A sloth lord???
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>>83621296
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>>83621365
There are volcanoes in snowy climates friend. Look it up.
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>>83621391
ONLY A SLOTH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES
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>>83621296
Jaguedis. Natural enemy of the Sloth Lords.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90M7kH5wCtA
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>>83621410
Nope.
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>>83621407
This is star wars nigga not real life ANAHAHAHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU EVEN. BELIEVE THOSE FAKE LEAKS LIKE NIGGA TURN THE COMPUTER OFF
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>>83621375
if sloth lord shit turns out to be true, it'll be the new baneposting, I cant wait
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>>83620983
>This is similar to how the spirit of Darth Vader began to control Anakin Skywalker.
wuuuuh
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I'm personally excited for some Anakin Sloth action.
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>>83621410
I'm sorry George
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>>83616693
Huh, he's a big Sloth.
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The oppression of the sloths will never return.
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>>83621431
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>>83621491
That shits fake real kino shit here
>>83617960
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>>83621387

Real Spoilers 9: How it all ends

>Recently Rian Johnson said there was no solid outline for Ep8 and 9. This was an outright lie designed to draw attention away from some logical spoilers that will ruin the tension of the entire new trilogy.

>Lawrence Kasdan did in fact plot out all the major plot points for the entire new trilogy. This was publicly stated. It was also done to avoid the "making it up as they went along" structure of the original trilogy.

>In Ep7 Snoke pretty much tells the audience what happens at the end of Ep9. "If Skywalker returns, the new Jedi will rise." Obviously the heroes will not fail in their quest, and the new Jedi order will rise

>The new Jedi order is the one that grows from Rey, through the new teachings of Luke Skywalker

>Luke is the last Jedi of the old order, Rey is the first Jedi of the new.
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>>83621543
Fake shit.
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>>83621561
I wonder how much Disney is paying you.

Prepare for Sloth boyo
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>>83621561
What are you hoping to accomplish with this?
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D A R T H P L A G U E I S
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>>83621532
d-did he died?
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>>83621583
kek t. Disney
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>>83616693
>>83616798
>>83616889
>>83616912
>>83616951
>>83617027
>>83617056
>>83617147
>no mention of Del Toro's character, "DJ"
>no mention of Laura Dern's new character
>no mention of the huge casino scene
>Anaking is a sloth monster
>you posted this yesterday

I'm not buying it. If you've seen it, what happens in the casino scene?
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>>83621653
>t. Disney
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>>83621677
>>83621653
holy shit literally disney

the original archive thread addresses both dern and del toro's characters
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>>83618138
Snoke is like The Changing God from Tides of Numeria. He changes bodies every so often so no one knows what he originally looked like, or was.
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>>83621613
Yes
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>>83621677
'DJ' is mentioned Op just posted the main plot. You can read the rest here
>>83617960
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>>83621653
Yep. All confirmed by multiple sources.
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>>83621677
OP isn't the leaker, read the archived thread. He goes in depth about Del Toro and Dern's characters
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>>83620473
>guy is the evil dumb asshole
>girl is the super smart empowered leader of good

BRAVO KATHLEEN
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>>83621744
>>83621653
>disney shill samefagging himself
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>>83621747
>Trusting the bullshit larping fag who said he just got fired from Lucasfilm.
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>>83621754
Hey, the force is female now. Deal with it.
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>>83621724
>RAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH I HATE YOU
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>>83621710
Ok, so can you answer it then? Also thinking Disney is posting ITT is a paranoid delusion, no different than /pol/ disinfo agents.
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>>83621761
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>>83621761
>not being able to contradict a single thing in Need a New Job's leak
>>83621787
but /pol/ literally has disinfo agents 24/7, this is confirmed, retard
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>>83621787
Im not doing the work for you, just go to the original thread and Ctrl f your querys
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>>83617147
REY CONFIRMED FOR REVANITE
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>>83621760
Not same fag, but I do work for Disney. That's how I know all the spoilers.

BTW, Benicio Del Toro;s character and Boba Fett have something in common.

They share the same amount of screen time.
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>>83621797
>Having all these pre-made so you can force your little meme

Bwahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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>>83621830
>Not same fag, but I do work for Disney.

hes a disney shill

on an image board

he does it for free
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>>83621747
>>83621740
That shit is not real guys, what the fuck. Also, I was in that thread. I never remember him giving details he just kept complaining about "I don't want to do a summary, just ask me questions." Then he gave a shitty summary and it didn't mention the casino, Dern, or Del Toro.
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>>83621847
Calm down anon. I'm just having a little fun.
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>>83621802
>>not being able to contradict a single thing
You were completely BTFO by real leaks that have been published by credible leak sites and not larping faggots.

You also missed your chance to get your forced sloth meme off the ground. This is just like how you tried to force the "A TREE" thing a few weeks back.

You're not very good at this.
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>>83621860
nigger he literally addresses all three in the thread, dipshit. there is no casino. where is it confirmed that there's a casino?

>>83621879
oh boy he's back
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>>83621852
>People who have jobs can't do other things.

KEK.
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>"Leaker" makes thread last night
>Constantly contradicts himself ("Luke takes out the Knights of Ren in one move" [next post] "the Knights of Ren aren't in the movie, they decided to scrap them entirely")
>None of his leaks line up with the confirmed leaks from MSW, toy leaks, set pics, etc
>Barely even lines up with the trailer
>gets called out and abandons thread
>returns today and reposts what he said but this time without the contradictions
>faggots still fall for it

boy it feels like summer
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Not even trying to be funny but I'm pretty disappointed that we haven't even gotten a single hint in any C-3PO related scenes for this movie...
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>>83621891
It's a casino planet anon. Mentioned multiple times even in magazine articles.
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>>83621860
You clearly weren't in that thread because he did address it it'll take two seconds for you to find it. But I guess only a sloth deals in absolutes.
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>>83621896
Yep.
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>>83621902
He's really not in it and neither is R2. This is all about BB-8 and a few new BB style droids seen elsewhere in the movie.
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>>83621892
You know KEK stands for Killing Every Kike, right? What would your overlords make of this kind of language?

>>83621896
The leaker said "guards" not knights of ren you disinfo spreading piece of shit

holy moly the disney shilling is real. I thought it was a meme, guys. jesus christ

>>83621909
post one official source confirming it thanks
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>>83621860
I was in that thread too and he DID give lots of details. Answered most questions with original content that does not contradict any known leaks or information. You're in denial if you can't see that the leaker was legit or the best faker yet.
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>>83621896
Precious young Disney shill. Visits 4chan, can't handle leaks.AUTISM! Many such cases.
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>>83621949
the fact that theyre going to such great lengths to discredit these leaks makes me all the more hyped for sloth vader and how terribly this is gonna be received
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>>83621941
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>>83621034
and this guy's stuff all sounds 100% better.
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>>83621896
The leaker never once contradicted himself.
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>>83621953
>legit or the best faker yet.

"He" Don't you mean you?

You were neither a legit leaker or a good faker. Everyone was mocking you and calling out your bullshit.
>>
>>83621978
A

FUCKING

SPACE GOLDMEMBER

>>83621985
His leaks dont take into account what a biohexacrypt is nor what the giant sloth monster is doing on atch-to. Need a New Jobs leak does, though.
>>
>>83621992
Yes he did. Many times. Worst fake leaks ever.
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>>83616693
of all the fake leaks ive seen so far this is the one i most hope is real>>83616693
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>>83622008
>A
>FUCKING
>SPACE GOLDMEMBER

Pretty much. And the weird thing is they're completely oblivious to the connection.

At least the long, creepy puppet hands and other practical effects might make up for the overt tackiness.
>>
>>83622007
Until this thread where substantial evidence was brought forth to prove that finn does indeed investigate a biocrypt and there is also a sloth on the jedi planet, now you're shitting your pants because youre gonna get fired if joblo starts reporting on these leaks

>>83622014
one example please, oh wait you cant
>>
>>83621941

>R2 and C-3PO aren't in the movie that much

Out of everything, I hope that this isn't true the most.

Please somebody tell me that they're more important in this film than they were in TFA.
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>tfw Disney shills are in this thread RIGHT NOW trying to discredit these leaks as hard as possible to keep them from gaining traction and prevent the entire plot of Episode VIII from leaking to mainstream sites 6 months before it comes out
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>>83622007
No I mean whatever anon claimed to be fired from Disney's marketing department. I am but a humble Sloth lord fan.
>>
The harder you try, Disney, the more obvious it is that these leaks are real. The best thing you could've done was leave it alone. Google "streisand effect", shills
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>>83621264
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>>83617147
>Hayden's coming back

CONFIRMED KINO
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>people say leaker contradicts himself
>zero examples
>go read original leak thread
>zero contradictions
????????
so post the contradictions you stupid niggers
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>>83621891
magazines confirmed the name of the casino planet, idiot. It's literally confirmed.
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>>83622067
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>>83622036
I tried to post the leaks on reedit but don't understand how the site works. Can someone else do it, would appreciate.
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>>83622084
Where? by which magazine? when? who?
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>>83622077
Stop trying to defend yourself. Literally no one cares.
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>>83622093
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>>83622105
Literally mousehouse employees
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>>83622084
The leaker never said that there wasn't a casino on the planet.
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>>83617538
dude it hasnt been Star Wars since Return of the Jedi
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>>83621941

That's a flat out lie. R2 has a big part.

Not sure about Threepio though.
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>>83622118
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>>83622105
zero contradictions from previous leaks, provide examples or continue to get btfo
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>>83622139
>That's a flat out lie. R2 has a big part.

Nope.
>>
>>83622149
>provide examples
Everything you said was a lie. No one cares. You're full of shit.
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>>83621949
>post one official source confirming it thanks


>http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cover-portfolio
>Neal Scanlan (seated), creative supervisor of the Star Wars creature shop, and guests at the Canto Bight casino.

This right here disproves the " I Need a New Job" leaks, guys. He didn't mention this obvious set-piece scene at all.
>>
>>83622157

Proof?

Can you even provide any scenes he is in?

Why would he even go with Rey and Chewbacca to Ach-To if he wasn't playing a bigger role?
>>
I can't wait till slothposting hits its stride. Truly it looks to be the most kino of posting.
>>
>>83622084
>g-guys! The leak is real! Some of it was confirmed a couple weeks ago!
>>
>>83622174
His only scenes are with Luke on the island. BB-8 is off adventuring with Captain Dameron and he gets the majority of the screen time of the two droids.
>>
>>83622174
You're the one claiming he has a big part. YOU prove he has a big part, dummy.
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>>83622170
Um no. The leaker calls the planet by name multiple times.
>>
>>83622008
>biohexacrypt
Please elaborate for me? Really, I missed this, please help me

>nor what the giant sloth monster is doing on atch-to
Where is it confirmed there is one? The thread yesterday was the first I heard of it and had 0 proof.
>>
>>83622201
>His only scenes are with Luke on the island

So basically he has the same amount of screen time as Chewbacca who has been rumored to have a pretty big handful of scenes?
>>
>>83622170

WOW #STARWARSSOWHITE
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>>83622220
LOOK AT THE FIRST TWO IMAGES IN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>83622170
But he does he calls it the affluent planet. Also known as snokes planet also known as volcano ash land.
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>>83622170
>>
>>83622102
Vanity Fair

see>>83622170
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>>83622215

Not the same poster that claimed he has a big part, retard.

Only doubting that he is a minor role.
>>
>>83622166
ZERO CONTRACTIONS
E
R
O
ZERO EXAMPLES
E
R
O

not mentioning the casino planet doesn't make him wrong, there being a casino planet scene could still fit just fine in what I Need a New Job posted
>>
ITT: lying "leakers" causing retards who believe them to have breakdowns.
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>>83622266
Complete crock of shit.

>>83622271
>Being this butt blasted because no one believes your lies.
>>
>>83622271
and the disney disinfo """leaks""" dont even mention a crypt, which is confirmed to be in the film by boyega himself
>>
>>83622271
He did mention the casino planet, just doesn't call it 'the casino planet'
>>
>>83616693
more please
>>
>>83622315
>which is confirmed to be in the film by boyega himself

Nope.
>>
>>83622067
I KNOW THIS THING. I CLAPPED
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Oh my God why do you dorks care this much that you're actually getting angry over whether or not these leaks are real or not? Have you ever even touched a girl that wasn't related to you in your entire lives?
>>
>>83622225

True. This does seem like a contradiction on one of these "leakers" end.
>>
>>83622243
I see no proof of any sloth monster, what the fuck? And what is that second image? Boyega staring at fan art? What proof is this of anything?
>>
>>83622310
>>83622306
t. disney

theres like 6 people in this thread and youre samefagging

>>83622332
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRO-oSrA4AX/
kill yourself, shill
>>
>>83622353
Not a confirmation. Means nothing.
>>
kek seems like a good time. Sorry it triggers you autists.
>>
>>83616798
This is honestly laughable, how hard did you try to come up with this fake piece of shit plot to try to pass it off as real?
>>
>>83622329
All here
Https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/#83574039
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>>83622353

>the word "crypt" is in the movie
>that must mean he finds Snoke's tomb!!!

Fuck, you guys are seriously pathetic.
>>
>>83622387
All bullshit.
>>
>ask for legit contradictions from confirmed sources or other possible leaks
>Stop trying to defend yourself. Literally no one cares.
just prove the space sloth wrong you retard niggers I'm not OP
>>
>>83622363
>>83622351
>>83622343
>>83622390
>>83622381
>>83622398
Disney's gonna get BTFO so hard now that its on the front page of r/starwarsleaks
>>
>>83622398
t. Disney
>>
>>83622416
>>83622423
>Being this butt hurt because no one believes your lies.
>>
>>83622423

When none of this shit happens in the movie, your shitty meme website will be BTFO.
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>>83622416
>just prove the space sloth wrong you retard
Prove it right you retard.
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>>83622423
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>>83622423
It's not anon. I just checked.
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>>83622448
>>83622454
>openly admitting youre not a fa/tv/irgin

hahahaha thanks for overplaying your hand, diskike.
>>
>>83622448
???????
I was shitposting in last night's thread too but I'm still not OP of either
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>>83622423

It is you who will be BTFO...about a great many things.
>>
>>83622390
Honestly what reason would there be for a crypt in this movie if it didn't house secrets about the old-as-fuck, nigh timeless mystery motherfucker?
>>
post contradictions now pls
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>>83622483
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/6fjp7r/supposed_exlucasfilm_employee_spills_the_beans_on/
>>
>>83622509

I love Star Wars, but I wouldn't put it past the creative team to use crypt in a way that has nothing to do with what a crypt is actually used for.
>>
>>83622448
>>83622454
>>83622464
>>83622506
>damage controlling this hard
>>
>>83622519

You have to go back.
>>
>>83616693
How did this image surface the very day after the Sloth monster was first leaked? This is fishy.
>>
>>83622571
oy vey, new strategy, eh mickey?
>>
>>83622571
It's months old. Like literally leaked almost a year ago.
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>>83622571

>this is fishy

There's always a bigger fishy.
>>
>>83622571
It's an old leak, the guy yesterday is just literally the only person to claim to know what it is
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POST CONTRADICTIONS PLEASE
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>>83622548
Nah nigger, I just think it's fucking hilarious how upset you are getting over whether or not some leaks from a shitty childrens capeshit franchise made for kikes to sell toys are real or not. Rethink your fucking life my dude.
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>>83622604
the longer they take the more certain I am that we're getting sloth vader
>>
>>83622544
Well everything the fake and "real" leaks have pointed towards say that the crypt is on the affluent casino planet where Snoke is originally from. So I would guess it is where he does his body switching or something. Oh shit, it's probably where the original force kid spent his eons until Snoke found him and became possessed. If the leaks are real, that is.
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>>83622571

It's an older leak but it checks out.
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>>83622614
>how do you do, fellow kids? the post
>>
>>83622622
No the crypt is on the red planet covered in volcanic ash.
>>
>>83622602
>>83622601
>>83622596
>>83622580
That just makes the "leak" that much less credible. He could have seen that image and come up with the sloth monster story. Even if there is a sloth, why would it be Anakin? oh god I just don;t want it to be real...
>>
>>83622622
>force kid
That's someone shitty leak homie, get with the real leaks.
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Definitely not a sloth. Op confirmed for lying faggot again.
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>>83622648

*allegedly
>>
>tfw the next trailer comes out and confirms something Need a New Job said and disney shills get irredeemably BTFO
>>
>>83622622
>"real" leaks have pointed towards say that the crypt

Show us one source.
>>
>>83622642
>I'm accusing everyone of doing damage control but when I get called out for being a massive homo that is going ballistic over capeshit I start doing the actual damage control: The post

Like I said faggot, rethink your life and maybe get a girlfriend and job.
>>
>>83622648
which is supposedly the affluent planet. I don't know though.
>>
>>83622684
He said it was a sloth like creature. Obviously not an actual sloth.
>>
Im still pisses about R2's allegedly small role.

Any of you "leakers" can clear it up better?
>>
>>83622684
NaNJ said it's a sloth-like creature dingus

>>83622697
>girlfriend and job
where do you think you are? shoo shoo shill
>>
>this damage contol itt
it's real, isn't it? we are really getting sloth vader and force siblings? fuck this gay franchise, I'm done, I'll just pretend that disneywars never existed, theres plenty of old canon anyways
>>
>>83622709
Not sloth like either. Op BTFO. Confirmed for lying faggot.

That's the creatures living on the island with Luke. We've been hearing about them for months
>>
>>83622699
No the affluent planet is different.
>>
>>83622669
It doesn't make it "less" credible. Literally any legitimate leak was going to have to explain what that is and he's the first person to do it.
>>
>>83622709

>not an actual sloth

TLJ confirmed to be shit then.
>>
>>83622736
porgs are modelled after penguins, Need a New Job mentions them as well dummy
>>
>>83622686

Who are these Disney shills you keep talking about you mentally ill DCuck? Do you really think Disney is here and it's not just people with working brains questioning your """""""""""""""""leaks""""""""""""""""""" because they sound like made up horseshit some fat nerd did cold reading on when he saw the set pics? Get the fuck outta here you mentally ill degenerate.
>>
>>83622736
The guy yesterday mentioned "force sensitive penguins" that lived there with Luke, and a sloth monster that lives in the ocean.
>>
>>83622761
>He said something after other official sources
>That must mean that "he" is true

Go
Fuck
Yourself
Idiot.
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contradictions?
post them.
please.
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>>83622767
Sorry Kathy, it's too late to reshoot the movie
>>
>>83622780
There's no crypt and that's not a sloth.

BTFO
>>
>>83622767

>drops the term "DCuck"

And the Marvelpussys have arrived, ladies and gentleman!
>>
>>83622736
No, making Star Wars leaked that image as the sea monster which Rey fights, not the porgs which chill with Luke.
>>
>>83622799
>No, making Star Wars leaked that image as the sea monster which Rey fights

Lying sack of shit.

http://makingstarwars.net/
>>
>>83622767
It's full-blown delusion propagated by the fact that denying it makes it seem more real. I promise you Disney is not posting in this thread. I bet they have seen it, but why would they post?
>>
>>83622793
>citation needed
looks like its got sloth arms to me
>>
>>83622822
>disney trying this hard
still waiting on contradictions
>>
>>83622825
Proove they're real. Prove it.
>>
>>83622767
>DCuck

Wait, what does Marvel have to do with this?
>>
>>83622844
There's no crypt and that's not a sloth. If you disagree prove it with a single source that backs your claim.
>>
>>83622709
>>83622718
OH WOW

THAT CONFIRMS EVERYTHING
>>
>>83622856

Marvelfags are mentally ill, anon.

They have an inferiority complex and will demonstrate their self conscious attitudes in every post they make.
>>
>>83622813
Dude... what? Look again.

http://makingstarwars.net/2016/05/locket-sized-photos-of-rey-kylo-ren-monsters-and-more-from-star-wars-episode-viii/
>>
>>83622848
Nothing the original leaker said has been contradicted. There's no reason to think the leaks are false until new official information proves otherwise.

>>83622869
Again, youre ignoring the first two images of this thread and expecting to be taken seriously. Go shill somewhere else, Disney. I'm spreading the thread on twitter. By friday this will be the subject of a whole host of fan speculation videos. Get ready to be irreparably BTFO, mousehouse
>>
>>83622844
If you notice that any attempt to call the leaks fake causes MORE attention to be drawn to this? Disney would not acknowledge this at all. They know how people work and market things. They would ignore this at all costs. No fucking WAY they would go out of their way to deny it, even anonymously.
>>
>>83622901
>implying jews have the self-restraint to not invoke the streisand effect

kek
>>
>>83622892
>demonstrate their self conscious attitudes in every post they make.
And you don't think you are doing this right now?
>>
>>83622894

Sea monster =\= sloth monster

Two separate beings. (According to the leaker)
>>
>>83622869
dont have to show anything more, boyega making the instagram post about how hard the line is much stronger evidence towards there being a bio-hexacrypt than you simply posting that you don't think there is a crypt.
And this photo looks like it's got slothlike arms you stupid fucking nigger
>>
>>83622899
>Nothing the original leaker said has been contradicted
Yes it has. All of it.
>>
>>83622936
No? Rey lures the creature onto land where it has a tougher time getting around. Nice try mouse
>>
>>83622931

Self projecting much, marvelfag?

By the way how's it feel that Wonder Woman was a better movie than Memers of the Galaxy part 2?
>>
>>83622929
>thinking multi-billion dollar coporations don't have the market research to know you better than you do

The kek is honestly on you
>>
>>83622894
>No sloth.

Idiot.
>>
>>83622957
Your game is old, anon.
>>
>>83622957
name one thing!

>>83622976
>big companies NEVER make huge fucking errors, just look at Rogue One!
lmao
>>
>>83622965

>sloths
>sea creatures

Pick one.
>>
>Marvefag!
>DCcuck!

Notice how the Op is shifting tactics to keep his bullshit thread bumped?

Willing to bet he's using both his cell phone and his computer to post the same time. Major same fagging.
>>
>>83622936
>Two separate beings. (According to the leaker)
No, they are the same. Rey defeats it by luring it on land and it revelas itself as Anakin.
>>
>>83622988
>Name one thing.
All of it.
>>
>>83622980
>article literally features the same creature in OPs pic

Adolf warned us of such jewry
>>
>>83622980
If you look through the picture slide show you will see the sloth monster picture. Idiot.
>>
>>83623000
>and it revelas itself as Anakin.
No it doesn't that's stupid and it never happens. Your fanfic shit is terrible. You really come off like a desperate idiot.
>>
they're trying a new strategy, bringing up more bullshit that's fake
>the sloth and the sea monster are different
this is the next one, they're just throwing in another dose of bullshit that the leaker didn't say at all to try and distract people and cast shade on the fact that these leaks are legitimate
>>
>>83623023
>>83623020
It's not a sloth you idiots.
>>
>>83622998

This.

Plus fans from both sides should be ashamed they're watching capeshit in the first place anyway.
>>
>>83622988
>>big companies NEVER make huge fucking errors, just look at Rogue One!
What was the error? The movie just passed a billion dollars globally. You mean you didn't like it?
>>
Why are Star Wars threads on /tv/ always complete fucking shit? Take this one for example.
>>
>>83623029
lmao contradict it then. why does it make you so mad anyway? whats it to you?
>>83623036
No one ever said it was, leaker said it was a sloth-like creature :)
>>83623040
shekel for the goy
>>
>>83623036
IT'S A SLOTH-LIKE CREATURE
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>>83623055
>Being this butt blasted because no one believes your lies.
>>
The saddest part of all is that no matter what the creature's name in the movie is all I'm going to think of when I see it is a fucking sloth.

Thanks, /tv/.
>>
>>83623065
>projecting
>>
>>83623048
Sloths deal in absolutes.
>>
>>83623055
>shekel for the goy
Right, so you have no argument, just a memer. Have fun with those disney disinfo agents!
>>
>>83623063
No it isn't. And it's not Anakin either dumbo.
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this fucking thread
>>
Absolute shit garbage thread. Going to bump some old crap to get this one off the site.
>>
>>83623063

I actually kek'd.

Thanks anon.
>>
>>83623091
>No it's not!

Just shut the fuck up unless you have proof.
>>
>>83623104
D A M A G E
C O N T R O L
>>
>>83623091

>dumbo

disney shill confirmed
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still no contradictions lol just people making more shit up that the original leaker didn't say
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Darth Vader's ghost is a sloth.
>>
>>83623135
not too fussed. the moment the next trailer is released it'll confirm something the leaker said and we'll be slothposting well into 2025
>>
This thread is fucking cray cray
>>
Will slothposting be the first meme from the Star Wars sequels?
>>
>>83623104
If you strike the sloth down it will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
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>>83623153
I can only hope the slothposting continues

at least until
they can find
some contradicitons
>>
>>83623172
You betcha champ.
>>
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Non believers, abandon /tv/.

It belongs to the slothposters now.
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>is it possible to learn to slothpost
>not from a jedi
>>
The Need a New Job leaker didn't have a tripcode and there were people in the thread using his name to post fake leaks. Basically some of what he said might be true, but until we get another trailer the leaks are almost worthless.
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