my assholes itchin

>>83614860
name 5 films where this happens

>balls get so itchy sometimes I can't sleep

>>83614860
When my asshole itches I like to scratch it with a wad of toilet paper.

>>83614998
i scratch with my finger then smell it if theres no poop in my nails

>>83614873
what is this?

>>83614860
Only cure is suicide.
Sorry, pal.

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>trying to watch kino
>have itchy asshole

>>83614860
>>83615268
You both have worms. They hang out of your asshole at night and lay eggs along the rim. The eggs are caustic, and cause the itching sensation. You scratch it, then put your fingers in your mouth, with the eggs, that then hatch in your stomach and the cycle continues,

The real question is... how did the worms figure this out?

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>scratching asshole in bed
>scared parents might hear me scratching and think its me playing with my billy boy again

>eat two exlax after work on mondays
>go to bed
>wake up
>a couple of hours later, blow ass all over toilet
>feel great
>a little bit of lotion feels kinda gay but no itchy

>>83615437
>scratching your asshole sounds like masturbating
Interesting.

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>>83615389
>scratching your asshole then shoving same fingers back in your mouth
Do people really do this?

>>83614860
I'd apply some ointment to that somofabitch.

>>83615463
Well from what I recall, scratching causes movement, which when laying on a bed can cause a sound akin to rubbing one out
At least it does in my part of the world

>>83615483

Americlaps do.

>>83615389
A guy I knew swore blind that he was banging a girl once doggy-style and a worm popped it's head out of her anus. I called bullshit, but he literally swore on his mothers life until he was blue in the face that it actually happened, and I believe him. He wasn't a liar.

>>83615483
Not really, but the eggs are microscopic and very sticky. They will stick to things or get under your nails, and eventually end up in your mouth.

It's how people get intestinal worms. All intestinal worms have come from someones ass.