Tell me your pitch for the next Predator movie

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Instead of looking for the perfect man to hunt, she's looking for the perfect man to rape.

>>83613457
We go back to their world and meet... Lenny the accountant! follow the hilarious and wacky adventures of Lenny the predator accountant trying to help his boss hide how he funds his hunting addiction by funneling money from the company. All this while Lenny tries to balance his home life where his wife thinks he's a total loser because they've never hunted a human only possums and shit.

Lenny "the predator". Rated A

Set during WWII, a German and Russian unit are forced to work together to fight a Predator which has begun picking them off indiscriminately in the soulless, snowy landscape of Siberia.

John Wick vs. Predator

Predator uses a silenced plasma caster so nobody knows they are dueling

>>83613765
(btw the humans lose. There is a young German recruit who acts as a false protagonist but in the end it is his commanding officer who is the last man standing. Predator eventually catches up with him though and the officer suffers a noble death like Liam Neeson in the Grey).

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>>83613825
Already basically happened in WWI

>>83613765
I would watch this....


my idea:

Predator lands on earth in the year 2100. Humans have created weapons that far surpass Predators gadgets... the hunter has become the hunted. Human Technology includes cybernetic attachments and robot soldiers that fight predator. Humans are enhanced with genetic engineering to make them animal like werewolfs and shit...the rest writes itself.

>>83613457
>Modern day
>A team of SEALs is inserted into an Afghan village to take out an ISIS leader
>contact with them is lost
>when a unit is finally sent in to investigate, they find the SEALs and the ISIS troops dead and skinned
>recognizing the similarities to a 30 year old report from the Colombian jungles, a JSOC officer contacts the now retired dutch for advice
>determining that the only way to kill the predator is to set a trap for it, an elite team composed of DEVGRU and delta operatives sets up in a bombed out afghan village in the mountains, knowing the predator won't be able to resist such a tempting target
>the movie is the SEALs and delta guys trying to outwit and kill the predator while dutch advises them over the radio

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Predator vs Giant Congo Gorilla
Joe would play the only human character in the flick

>>83614022
Tbh once humans learn how to detect the predators cloak our tech is broadly similar already. Plasma caster is cool but essentially just a gun slaved to it's helmet

>>83613457
I'd just he satisfied with the story of how the predator fr the sequel got the flintlock pistol. Set it in Florida during the Seminole war.

>>83614079
I'd watch the shit out of this.

>>83614197
Do you really wanna watch a predator kick the shit out of a some pilgrims?

>>83614285
>Pilgrims
>Seminole Wars

Anon plz

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>>83613457

Predators, Aliens, Engineers and ET all invade Earth and capture and torture and rape Lying Lindelof.

>>83613566

interesting

>>83613822

would watch this

>>83613457
>Experimental Genetically Enhanced Human female soldier qt3.14
>On Jungle like world investigating stuff with her crew.
>Cut to Preds releasing 3 Xenos to Hunt
>Xenos attack crew kill everyone but qt3.14
>Now there are 100s of Xenos running around fucking up the planet
>Preds are overwhelmed
>In comes qt3.14, she fights alongside the Preds
>They all survive. No words are spoken as the Preds enter their ship and prepare to leave. She solely accepts her fate to be stranded on the planet alone.
>the preds respect his, leave the Door open for her, she understands then enters the ship
>The rest of the movie is her learning the hard ways of the Predator Species.

>>83614079
I had pretty much the same idea except
>Seals attack the base
>Predators shows up during the battle
>Kill basically everyone except for a few ISIS and Seals
>ISIS and Seals have to team up to survive until a delta team lead by Dutch

>>83613457
How bout Predator vs Norsemen???

>>83613742
The Creditor

Predator vs Smurfs

would be hilarious

>>83613825
But liam didn't die in the grey, he killed that fucking wolf

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>>83614532

googled pix for predator vs smurfs and found this pic

predator vs avatar

>>83613932
War is hell

A tense game of cat and mouse as the rampant poaching of our favorite gang of space rednecks finally attract the attention of a game-warden.

Think Predator meets Dukes of Hazard.

>>83614424
Thats basically what happens the AvP movie.

>>83613457

Predator vs Jack Sparrow

>>83613457

Predator vs The Mummy

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>>83613566

Predator vs Jason

Predator vs Terminators

>>83614439
Its called Outlander

>>83613457
A porno involving female aliens, female predators, and one human lead (played by me)

>>83613566
why would an alien from a different planet with 0% DNA shared with any species on earth have tits

alright so get this...

the predator is now a sassy black woman who must eradicate all white males

To Catch A Predator

>>83614788
idk but id fuck da shit out of them...

Predator vs Moana

>A young predator is sent out to an Earth that's been wracked with military conflicts and constant political unrest
>Supposedly assigned to hunt down a group of people trying to cross the Appalachian mountain range in order to get to a city that hasn't fallen into anarchy yet
>Finds that the group has already been scattered previously, several members having been discovered dead.
>Some by man-traps
>Few by gunshot.
>Most by mauling.
>No wounds suggest encounters with local wild-life.

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>>83613457

Predator vs Pepe

>>83614814

>[muffled "mmmhmm" in the darkness]

>>83614927
>a young predator

young and handsome predator?

Predator vs Nazis

>>83615016

>predator is now the good guy, made humanized and used as an allegory for misunderstood foreigners who have something to offer if you just accept them into your homes and let them fuck your wife

>>83614285
>out
Seminol war was 1800s
Andrew Jackson and shit

Predator is off hunting in the dmz in korea
A failed nuclear test results in a massive emp that knocks out all the predators more advanced tech and leaves him gravely injured.
Local 14 year old finds him, helps patch him up.
After awhile, his tech reboots.
Nk troops starting shit at local village
Slow and injured, the pred camps out, with the kid, and slowly takes down soldiers coming into the area.
The kid is copying the pred, learning from him.
Finally, nk sends enough troops, do enough damage, the pred succumbs to his wounds, unable to activate self destruct.
Kid harvests his equipment and goes after remaining soldiers, ultimately using the self destruct sequence as a bomb,. And taking out the military installation the troops were coming from.

>>83615649
id watch this but only if the Korean kid was played by Matt Damon

>>83613457
Go back to the original formula of a movie within a movie.

We had the Commando movie in Pred 1, the Cop movie in Pred 2, so this time we'll do a prison movie.

The entire movie is one of those classic prison break type scenarios, but the predator comes in and fucks it all up. You could do it on some isolated prison island or secret military prison for extra pred cred.

I could also go with a heist movie where people are planning to rob a bank/casino and pred crashes the party.

Or another historical war movie.

>>83615780
Papillon v Predator

>>83615945
I'd watch it.

>>83615945

what's a papillon? a small french hamster?

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>>83616226
He means the movie.

>>83616226
Leave it to /tv/ to not know a good movie

>>83613566
Does her vagina resemble her mouth?

Predator v Baywatch

>>83616449
That's basically just Jaws. And that's alright with me.

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>>83613566
Species did it

>>83615780
>You could do it on some isolated prison island or secret military prison for extra pred cred.
Guantanamo bay. Inmates take over, pred shows up.

>>83613765
Predators only hunt where it's really hot, retard

Predator vs Spiderman and Elsa finger family

>>83616560
>the predator represents the wrath of the one true Christian God, bringing death and hellish retribution upon the Mohammedans as punishment for Islam's transgressions
>Directed by Sam Raimi

>>83616423

it's not a good movie if i don't know about it.

>>83613457
Basically the plot to that Benghazi movie, except half of the scenes with the marines fighting Hadjis are the marines fighting the Predator.

I heard Oliva Munn was in the new one? I have no fucking words for how terrible that is going to be.

>>83613457
full penetration

>>83616608
What is AvP retard?

>>83617920
Guess I'll be watching it just for her then

>>83618060
A cash grab retard

>>83618169
And where did this cashgrab take place? retard

>>83616608
is this canon though

>>83618402
No that anons a retard

>>83613566
Why not the perfect WOMAN to rape?

The go after David

>>83618402
he's semi right, they prefer the heat because of how their eye sight works. But they will hunt literally anywhere, even in the vacuum.

Someone post the Predajedi vs Sith Xenos.

>>83613457
>height of the Vietnam war
>Predator vision surveying American base
>it ain't me starts playing

predator vs predators
>predator have found a new technology to turn them into humans
>by mistake turns them into a baby
>get adopted, all the while the predator is conscience of his identity but hides it to learn about the human life
>predator now aged 13. havent been searched for but still alarm
>fbi nsa cia decided that if they hunt the predator she will figure out so they needed some expendables to catch her from a different angle
>max security prison
>suicide squad style recruitment
>adam sandler, william h macy, paul dano forms a team to entrap the predator
>ebin montage of setting traps
>they managed to catch the predator, yet she enrages to find that only SWAT showed up at the rendezvous
>ebin fight scene
>paul dano shows up and calms the predator down
>adam sandler shoots it with a .357 magnum with teary eyes

>>83614079
Needs to have a Predator/Dutch fist fight

>>83618694
also the girl predator would be the android from tomorrow land

Fast and Furious franchise crosses over with the Predator franchise. Pretty much writes itself.

>>83618482
That's the sequel.

>>83614022
Predator Concrete Jungle on PS2 was basically this.

Also I just want an AvP movie in the future...half on a space station, half take place on a planet with space marines. It'd be fun as fuck. No modern day shit. Why is that so hard for studios to get. Basically make James Cameron's ALIENS with like 3 Predators and all hell breaking loose. Funny how the video games get it right but the movies don't.

>>83618645
>it ain't me

Fucking really? How do people not know the actual song is called Fortunate Son?

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>>83613457
A beat for beat soft reboot of the original movie, starring Jai Courtney, Will Smith and Melissa McCarthy. The predators are 100% CGI and every kill they do is completely bloodless to maintain the PG-13 rating. Script by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, directed by Brett Ratner. It will be the first movie setting up a Predator cinematic universe.
How'd I do, /tv/?

>>83619663
It'll fit right in with the RoboCop and Ghostbusters remakes.

>>83618527
Don't worry dude, David will get his. Synths / A.I. have it the worse out of everyone in the Alienverse. He'll probably be turned into sentient a toilet or something horrific along those lines.

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>>83619729
it'll be forgotten about in six months until the spinoff or teamup movie the following year. it's going to be great.

>>83618482
>>83618956
Who should play the woman?

>>83619398
It's just what memesters like to call it

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We see the hero's pred humble beginning starting from when he was in predamentary school until he graduate into a blooded hunter.

Turns out he was the jungle pred.

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>>83618527
>>83619836
The missing scene of Alien Covenant is shown with David defeating Walter then throwing him out the airlock to dispose of him. Walter floats helplessly through the vacuum for a time until he falls to a steamy jungle planet. There he discovers the natives, massive tribal creatures with mandible jaws who revere him as a god after witnessing his arrival. Walter teaches these savages to use plasma weaponry and spacecraft, gives them cloaking devices to augment their natural stealth and infrared visors to compensate for their poor vision, even nuclear weapons to sterilize massive numbers of enemies if they fall in battle. He then sends them forth on a holy crusade to destroy his brother and his dark serpent children.

>>83613457
A shot for shot remake of the original but Arnold is replaced with Idris Elba.

>>83620528
bretty gud

>>83620484
>child predator.webm
>not youngblood

>>83620323
Idris Elba

any primitive setting where people still believe in magic, gods, spirits, etc with frequent warfare, and belief they are summoning a demon/ some kind of blood god during battle but its actually a cloaked predator seeking to kill whoever it sees as the greatest warrior based off the slaughters, in a sense being an actual demon summoned by sacrifices of life in battle. I don't know where it would go from there but I tried to come up with a decent/original premise because I love all the predator movies even the first AvP.

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>>83621099
>American Revolutionary War
>North & South must put aside their differences

>>83620528
Makes no since as predator took place in modern times you homo

>>83621243
Not him but neither did Covenant where the Space Jockey was fossilized which takes a minimum of about ten thousand years.

>>83621243
Yeah and Covenant showed the first aliens being created 20 years before the final flight of the Nostromo in spite of Ripley's crew finding fossilized engineers/eggs

>>83621243
Humans had already been fairing space for 400~ years in Alien.

>>83621348
Which is why it never made sense to combine the two universes.

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>>83621222
>Predator prequel
>Already established in AVP that they have visited Earth for a long time
>Land in the middle of American Revolutionary War
>Patriots, Redcoats & slaves must put aside their differences to combat the Predator
>They fight each other, they fight for their army, they fight the two Predator
>The Predator wins and collects several fine skulls, narrowly missing some famous ones from history
>Takes weapons as trophy, takes pistol from young black soldier
>Is the same one given to cop in Predator 2

>Have injun type that has a massive fucking tomahawk that duels a predator like Arnie did, only he rapes the shit out of him while high on mushrooms

Action, violence, sexism and casual racism. No nancy boys, Bruce Willie types if there are any, no little fags.