This looks pretty bland and that is the truth.

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No hat?

>Dark Tower
It's a BBC metaphor

AYO RANDALL HOL UP MAH NIGGA

Poor Mr. McConaughey. Just once I want to see him play a good villain

>>83611826
But he was the best thing about Texas Chainsaw 4.

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>>83611852
He's the best part of most movies he's in but that doesn't make them good.

It looks terrible.

Wizard and Glass best book

>>83611430
The one silver lining of this movie is the possibility that it kills Sony. They've had a lot of high profile flops lately.

They just can't make good movies anymore; Hollywood has moved on.

O discordia.

>>83612209
That's not The Drawing of the Three

>>83611826
Watch Killer Joe

>Roland that neither looks nor acts like Roland
>excessive amount of time spent in Snooze York instead of the actually interesting world
>no Eddie
>whatever the fuck that bullshit with catching all six falling bullets in the chambers was, bitch that ain't the reloading trick
>but mostly the fucking first one
It may be schlocky garbage, but The Dark Tower was at least endearing, entertaining schlocky garbage with a lot of thought put into the first four books. This is a soulless cash-in that hasn't earned its title, let alone anyone's money.

Life for this movie's fuckin crop, cause I'll piss on it.

Why are they even making it a movie? It should be a television series of 13 one hour episodes per book.

It's going to be shit.

>>83612209
why does everyone keep saying that?
drawing of the three is clearly the best

the trailor looks good even though roland is black. fucking stupid decision. Kind keeps a lot of creative control of his movies so i don't think it's going to fuck anything up.

>>83614153
this, way too much bullshit to cram into a single movie

>>83614209
Drawing of the three is better in sequence , as a standalone novel W&G is far superior

>>83611430

Can't wait for Dark Tower 2: Search 4 whar da whit wimminz be at

>>83611430
wtf i love niggers now

>>83612064
But the robo legs that he controlled with a remote was the best.

>>83613963
That scene with the chicken drumstick was fucking weird

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DAE wish Idris Elba was their dad?

>>83611430
They could've have just called it the gunslinger and made book 1, fucks sake I hate Sony so much

>>83611430
The Dark Tower: WE WUZ KINGS Edition

>>83614306
Yea, not the only bit
>why are you answering the door naked?
>well I didn't know who it was did I?
Seriously what the fuck

Fuck Dark Tower, can we please get a Long Walk adaption?

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really makes you think

>>83611430
Why is Idris Elba memes so hard as a good actor? I haven't seen anything that I thought he was good in.

>>83614529
they both want the same thing though...

The secret to Dark Tower is that Flagg is a cynical Roland. They've both been to the same places and thhey're both going, or trying to go, to the same place

>>83611430
Isn't this getting a capeshit treatment?

>>83614902
Flagg's motivations are confused as fuck, he works for the crimson king who's trying to bring down the tower, he also wants in the tower himself, he wants to rule the world sometimes he wants discordia and sometimes he takes side trips to start world ending plagues and make emerald city, Flagg was a very confused individual

>>83614313
>wish Idris Elba was their dad?
Pffft!
my wife's son at least!

If it's brown, flush it down.

the black'n man vs the man in black