Why Didn't We Protect His Smile Edition
https://pastebin.com/QKpcFUyZ
Meanwhile: >>83608647
I'm a bob to
YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
Cooper had a hard life.
He didn't fuck virgin Audrey...Fucking Billy Zane did.
>>83610720
>get trapped in the black lodge for 25 years
>miss out on having a wife and children, and a normal life
>you may never get to climb that tall hill and sit in the cool grass and feel the sun on your face
>you may never get to visit Tibet
>all you wanted to do was become a FBI agent to help people
>your best friend is dying and you don't even know it
>tfw when no one calls for help
>>83610771
MONTANA
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What can it result in, lads?
>>83610720
>>83610810
>Why Didn't We Protect His Smile Edition
Cooper will never be this person again. He didn't deserve this all this suffering. He was such a pure guy
>>83610833
this plotline was kinda shit, but I was happy Mike seemed to get into it by the end.
>>83610815
you show 'em chet
you show all of 'em
>>83610720
>*Melancholy Jazz Music*
Best ending? Best ending.
Why are all the kids in Twin Peaks fucked up?
How can Wally be the only good egg?
>>83610707
>inciting a "us vs them" fight
In your dreams buddy.
I enjoy movies like Stalker, or even Sicario which some criticize for being slow while I feel it was just right and did maintain a tension.
The problem here is that many scenes lack the necessary soul, if they want to be comedic, the timing is wrong and so is the music of which there seems to be a lack of time to time.
Reddit tier theorycrafters BTFO. You don't need to "figure out" EVERYTHING, we know you are autistic.
>>83610908
how many fucking times are you going to post this?
>>83610810
>>your best friend is dying and you don't even know it
who?
>>83610871
no anon, i believe he'll smile again
>>83610908
>>83610810
it's so sad watching him. He's a shell of his former self and all I want to do is hug him and guide him to the right path.
>>83610946
Harry
>>83610946
hairy ass truman
>>83610951
>think again
>>83610884
oh the shitte
>Who paid you to grab Dr. Amp?!
>>83610970
you're breaking my heart :(
>>83610884
>someone actually saved something I wrote.
Feels strangeman.
So how does everyone think this season will end i have know clue the only thing I think is that it will most likely be a big mind rape ending
>>83610720
Showtime: So you wanna bring back Twin Peaks great. What's it gonna be about?
Lynch: Agent Cooper coming out of the black lodge, turning retarded, having issues pissing and shitting all while a nigress, old white lady, and a young brunette all want his 8 inch cock.
Showtime: I don't think we can fund that TV show.
Lynch: I'll add coffee memes in it.
Showtime: here's your money.
>>83610989
if i take that ring off will you die?
>>83611003
I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.
>>83610833
This, probably.
But Lynch fucked that up.
>>83610884
call for help
just realised it's episode 5 but probably only 2 days have passed on the show just like how season 2 took place in only 2 weeks
>>83611013
AutismoCoop is adorable. I hope one day to experience the level of satisfaction in that pic.
>>83611003
Cooper bringing back Laura Palmer from the lodge to be with her mom. Coop lives with Naomi and Sonny Jim.
Off topic a little bit but who else watched the series finale to the leftovers
Wally is based af
Wally is coopers kindred spirit
>>83610942
This was the final time, anon
>>83611196
Kinda sucks for Janey-E and Sonny Jim that the real Dougie is gone forever and they'll probably never know what happened.
Will Maddy Ferguson ever be mentioned again?
>>83610910
Andy is pure.
>>83611160
He dude we are gonna steal it now
>>83611078
That's Audrey's son my dude.
Reminder that Norma has always been best girl and still is at 70
>>83611228
SHOWTIME CONFIRM S4 ALREADY
>>83611254
Shh don't talk about it here
got my review copy of ep 6 early. This shits crazy, I feel like they are definitely setting it up for a bowie cameo. Pic is from a room similar to the one above the convenience store.
>>83611269
This is practically confirmed the last season though.
>>83611186
Ayylmao Siefried wouldn't give Wally the time of day.
Wally is /tv/'s self insert.
>>83611289
upload it faggot
so Booper hired her to supervise the assasination of Dougie after Cooper takes over his body and if she failed she had to let the black box in Argentina know?
>>83611289
Post more screenshots
>>83611289
you know reverse google image search exists right
>>83610833
>>83610896
Am I the only one who kind of liked the Nadine/Mike sideplot? The other sideplots were so shit, but these made me laugh.
>>83611323
no. It has watermarks that flash every 5 seconds. Im not going through the work of blocking them
>>83611289
fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY4jWUnCBt8
>>83611269
Please no, I want this to be over before everyone involved is dead
>>83611289
Post another screenshot. But if you're not gonna upload the episode don't spoil anything please.
>>83611028
it would be extremely gormonbozia
>>83611289
nice try
Its lazy. Sorry dudes. Whole thing is lazily written, lazily shot, and the soundtrack is nonexistent. I get it “atmosphere” but the glasses need to come off. If someone other than lynch made this it would be considered a lynch knock off. Fight me on this. I want to like it.
>>83611257
Maybe Jerry's.
>>83611367
idgaf about watermarks just fucking gimmi that shit
>>83611333
I think jeffries supervises both BOBcoop and the assassination of Dougie (probably due to him having served his function). The box deffo has something to do with jeffries.
>>83611399
>If someone other than lynch made this it would be considered a lynch knock off.
This has too many layers of autismo
eno hsilived htiw regnagelppod ma I regnagelppoD
>>83611399
this season feels pretty either you like it or you don't. think you need to search yourself to find out
>>83611289
got entire season already
bowie does not appear but michael anderson does
pic related
>>83611333
Nope, she wanted to kill the Dougie so Bob returns to loge but she was too late.
>>83611399
"If someone other than lynch made this it would be considered a lynch knock off"
Well good thing it isn't. Nobody is forcing you to like it, you fucking faggot.
>>83611363
people will ofc disagree, but it was one of the better subplots in the second half of season 2. It was silly (tho I do like how Lynch in the final episode just went 'oh and lmao she gets her memory back and Norma and Ed will never be happy together'). And at least it wasn't Billy Zane's forced romance with Audrey, the Little Nicky drama or whatever other stupid bullshit they had.
>>83611399
just don't, drop it
Episode 6 stills
>>83611399
you've been
filtered
>>83611243
I hope so since we saw her in the lodge in the s2 finale.
>>83611240
>Kinda sucks for Janey-E and Sonny Jim that the real Dougie is gone forever
I was thinking that after all is said and done, Coop might ask Mike to turn the gold ball back into Dougie.
Also, why is her name Janey-E? Is she related to Chris-R?
>>83610989
kino
>>83611480
That was in the original script, but in that version Nadine was more of a shrew and it was played for laughs rather than tragedy.
>>83610908
This was heartbreaking. Fuck, it's a perfect season so far. To think of all the things that could have gone wrong in a remake of a series from the nineties. Instead we have brutal action, nice plots all over the place, great shots one after another, great fucking music, great acting from an ensemble cast that won't stop growing. God damn, I shouldn't have doubt Lynch. He's on a another league completely. I am just so happy to experience all this, this event, while it's happening. I don't want it to end.
>>83611399
>If someone other than lynch made this it would be considered a lynch knock off.
really makes u think...
namuh era s'avE ehT
>>83611506
Episode 6 stills
Do you own any Twin Peaks merchandise?
>>83611399
Twin Peaks LogPosting is a goldmine
So why did Major Briggs eat Dougie's wedding ring?
>>83610908
such a beautiful ending.
I did not expect it since they always end with the band but this time Lynch changed it up.
>the fucking state of this show now
>this general will defend it
>you've been le LYNCHED
Get out of the car Dougie
>>83611575
he was hungry
>>83611552
hnggggg
>>83611506
Episode 6 stills.
watching blue velvet lads haha
>>83611575
Iron deficiency
>>83611464
That's Tom Sizemore's homunculus from the glass box. This thing is filthy with Sizemore.
>>83611598
you've been le LYNCHED
>>83611606
GET OUT DOUGIE
>>83610970
The coffee is working. He will be Coop again by the end.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-armed_bandit
Are we gonna get any more cool James scenes?
I finally caught up on this show.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this general? How's the meme business going over here?
>>83611545
Beautifully said anon, I feel all those things too.
>>83611621
Episode 6 still.
>Coop gets his senses back
>Kills evil Coop in episode 10
>"Now thats out of the way, there's another crime much more important to investigate..."
>Camera slowly zooms in on his face
>"Trump's ties to Russia"
>Written by Mike Frost
>>83611624
dodnt get any bluer
>>83611675
tuo tel eb ot gnitiaw repooc edisni eil I
>>83611438
My thought is that Jeffries learned that Boop is not Cooper and has been attempting to kill him ever since.
At some point Boop tricks Jeffries into thinking that Dougie is Boop. In this way Boop kills two birds with one stone; avoids getting stuck in the black lodge and getting Jeffries to kill Dougie/real cooper
>tfw everything is so vague you can't even talk about predictions for the next episode
back to Judyposting I guess..
>>83611749
I don't think it's that vague, the plot just progresses very slowly.
>>83611747
That raises the question: Who then paid Daria and Ray to kill Booper, and who was the Jeffries impersonator on the communication device Boop used?
ytsat si niks ereht
>>83611621
Why is she so perfect?
Oh shit.
Episode 10 leaked in China.
Jefferies confirmed
>>83611828
>there skin is tasty
what did he mean by this
>>83611703
Episode 6 still.
>>83611811
It's like there's footage missing, there's no impact.
>>83611506
>>83611552
>>83611621
>>83611703
this is from her Netflix show Gypsy anon. stop trying to trick people.
>>83611269
kys
>>83611545
It's inspiring 2bh. Literally, Lynch inspired my to try learning to play piano after ruminating about it for too long.
>>83611621
>>83611703
>>83611552
>>83611506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy_(TV_series)
People who went to a live screening of this week's episode, did people applaud during "Damn good Joe"?
Let's try to summarize the activities of our mystery billionaire:
- tries to research lodge activity in New York
- has a contact in Las Vegas that expedites work to some woman (possibly the woman who is behind the Dougie assassination and who calls the black box)
any other things that are probable?
>>83611811
Easily the most disappointing scene of the series including the first 2 seasons
dlrow ruoy ni teg ot srettam taht lla si ytcirtcelE
Will Coop ever turn back to normal?
Jesus fucking Christ, these threads do just get worse and worse don't they.
>>83611811
Is this Lynch's worst work or am I missing the genius of it?
>>83611965
There was promo footage of him driving a car, his condition is likely to improve at least.
The insurance agent that was trying to find Sheriff Truman in e01....any chance he works for Luck 7 Insurance with Dougie?
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>>83611506
>>83611552
>>83611621
>>83611703
>>83611861
She is SO FUCKING HOT!
Episode 6 still.
>>83611862
They should have actually blown the car up, instead of just lighting it on fire.
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>>83611980
what else should they post about? litterally nothing going on.
>>83611997
There is "hot" and then there is that: heartbreakingly hot. She's delicious.
yag mI
DEAR 4 CHAN FRIENDS
DO YOU THINK THE LODGE SPIRITS WILL HELP DOUGIE WITH HIS HOMEWORK?
what's your favorite thing about twin peaks?
>>83611982
lynchs effects have always been fucking awful
>>83611894
anyone?
>>83612204
6 minute standing ovation
yduj tuoba klat s'teL
>>83612203
sole credit for sound design which is pretty neat
not enough catching people in death bags for my tastes
>>83612203
But most of those effects were happening in dreams so they made sense. Oh wait..
>>83612192
David, we all know you have a connection with the moon. Is that what "the cow is over the moon" meant?
>>83611982
.suineG
>>83612257
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, LAURA DERN
>5 full fucking episodes of retarded Cooper
Fuck off Lynch.
>>83612290
I'm so glad that you introduced the concept of waifu's to the general audience, David.
>>83612297
You're literally incorrect
>>83612297
Dale only entered the real world in part 3
>>83612297
E was nae retard in ep 1 +2
>>83612297
2,5 episodes though
>>83612297
He got out of the lodge in the middle of episode 3. It's only been two and a half episodes.
>>83612297
It's fine. Jacoby scenes on the other hand..
>>83612297
The whole series will be mostly Dougie Fresh being retarded, then Coop shows up at the end and something something what the fuck was that about then 3 month standing ovation on /tv/ and reddit.
>>83612364
best part of the episode
>>83611881
what have you been playing anon?
How would you feel if AutismCoop lasted the entire season?
>>83612297
are you the same guy who tought Jacoby's scene lasted 30 minutes?
>>83612406
I wouldn't even be mad. I unironically love retard Cooper.
>>83611569
I caved and bought the Cooper and Laura Funko Pops. When will Japan cave and make nendoroids? I thought the nips loved TP, and they've made nendoroids for fucking Suicide Squad so it's not like this would be out of the ordinary.
>>83612297
almost this, if next episode doesn't change the pace we are reachign a critical territory. Episode 5 was even more useful then the past,
>>83612395
L Y N C -
Y
N
C
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etc etc
You do realise he'll return, right?
>>83611819
I think the Jeffries impersonator is some kind of extension of MIKE
MIKE wants all that sweet garmonbozia BOB's been cashing in on, and MIKE's had enough of it. Maybe Jeffries is an agent of MIKE/possessed by MIKE? Or maybe Jeffries is actually dead and the doppelganger has been interacting with a doppelganger the whole time (would explain the notbowie voice on the call)
MIKE seems to be BOBs only true antagonist, that and the spirit of human goodwill
>>83612440
The new season hasn't aired in Japan yet.
I'm honestly expecting a CGI Jeffries with the quality of a playstation 1 cutscene.
>>83612456
I hope he does, because otherwise the whole "Harry's dying offscreen better have a bunch of one sided phone calls with him" will be a genuine writing contrivance of the worst order. I feel like they would only make that choice as a commentary on the nature of such plot contrivances in storytelling, having Harry show up in an unexpected way to subvert one's expectations
because why not have him be dead otherwise? What's the point, apart from some Waiting for Harry absurdism?
Quick question, did the spiders fall on Leo Johnson or not?
>>83612564
They're going to pull a Rogue One on David Bowie, mark my words, heed my warning.
>>83612596
No, he is still having the time of his life
>>83611632
Was the light intentional?
>>83612585
His absence will be a clever subversion of that subversion of expectations.
>>83612617
I would say Frank Silva but just as bad.
>>83612658
Obviously.
>>83611289
https://youtu.be/32bLpcBoxT8?t=20s
nice try faggot
>>83612617
>David Lynch having Disney's SFX budget
All of Twin Peaks special effects are literally Lynch fucking around on photoshop
>>83611811
It's like that because Lynch doesn't want to show over-the-top action violence. The important thing was that they died horribly.
>>83612758
He's just lazy
>>83612788
Lazy b8
pretty stoked to see the rest of the unseen/archival footage of Jeffries pre-freakout
couple images were on dugpa but I can't find them now
>>83612961
Whats the importance of this Jeffries character?
MIKE
IS
THE MAN
>>83613006
He causes people to shit their pants.
Why is Donna such a disgusting whore?
>>83612961
>pretty stoked to see the rest of the unseen/archival footage of Jeffries pre-freakout
care to explain?
>>83613056
Original Donna > fwwm donna
>>83610908
I loved it.
When they showed the band playing at the Roadhouse I thought the episode was over but I was relieved that it kept going.
> red room
wow what a unique plot device I have never heard of this ever before.....
>>83611257
no dumbfuck it's young Frank Booth
>>83611003
Season will end with some crazy time warping shit and Laura will never end up being killed.
>>83613143
>anime tier happy ending
>>83613024
That's a crappy superpower.
>>83611003
Cooper back in the lodge
>>83610910
It's called bumfuck nowhere mountain life. There's a town called Oakhurst just below Yosemite and guess what?.. It's full of bored drunk meth-heads.
It's yrev very good to see you again, Agent Cooper
The fuck was up with the rape man
Was one of the girls Jane Levy or did she just look like her?
>>83613132
nice one mate
>>83610910
Having a portal to another dimension in your town won't be good for the locals
>>83613195
That was her.
Character credited as Elizabeth.
>>83611003
black lodge gets nuked, kicks off wwIII between america and russia with one side blaming the other, refusing to tell the world what really happened. cooper leads his gang of fbi biker agents in neo-seattle as a vast conspiracy unfolds
>>83613143
Someone post the Cooper turning into BOB in the mirror Webm, Crave TV is shit and the quality dipped so bad during the scene I didn't see it
What happens when Cooper's hotel key gets back to Twin Peaks, WA?
>>83613078
There is no additional footage. It was all in The Missing Pieces.
>>83613006
His entire backstory heavily implies that everything that happens to Cooper is Coopers destiny/fate and that Cooper will destroy the black lodge/join the two lodges.
Either way Jeffries worked with Windom Earle and the military on Project Blue Book-whatever the fuck it's called, which is how Major Briggs also knew of the lodges
let's rock!
>>83613195
Richard Horne is a man of some persuasion & little morals it seems. This is what happens when you let a young woman get pregnant this early when she has little to no concept of responsibilities & raising a kid.
Also Richard is some kind of important...just as important as Linda
So /tpg/ Green Tea Latte or Coffee?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morley_(cigarette)
And here I thought it was just an X files easter egg...
>>83613143
Sounds like a load of shit
>>83613312
green tea latte
>>83613078
Something is missing
Soon he will be with BOB again
>>83611243
What I want to know is what comedy show was it (Family Guy, Simpsons, what?) that had someone ask why no one in Twin Peaks could tell that she was just Laura Palmer in a black wig
At this point, the best case scenario for Coop is dying and ascending to the White Lodge. I really can't see his story ending happily.
Is this canon?
https://youtu.be/kGr7_tf1Mw4
>>83613353
i think coop can have his own happy ending without dying
>>83613253
Audrey will find it and go to Hawk with the information
>>83613232
“I customized that bike for myself! It’s too wild for you to handle, Sam" as cooper boards his future cycle, “If you want one so bad, then ask Gordon for a raise!" *vroooom*
>>83613348
what are you talking about
the whole point of maddy's character is that she is Laura's double
>>83613253
it arrives at the hotel, receptionists like "huh, never noticed a missing key and we use cards biw wtf". talks to horny ben, he's like "idk, check the logs or whatever i gotta eat this sandwich", so she checks the logs, last time that key was replaced was in 1990 after the occupant dale cooper went missing.
Why was Frank so happy with the green tea latte?
>>83613302
Call me dumb, but who's Linda? And who are you saying Richard is son to?
So how many hot bitches in the season so far?
I count 6.
>>83613312
coffee
>>83613281
>His entire backstory heavily implies that everything that happens to Cooper is Coopers destiny/fate and that Cooper will destroy the black lodge/join the two lodges.
Where the fuck are you getting this from?
>>83613404
timestamp when he does the HELL-OOOOO-OOOO
>>83613353
I hope he can face his "evil" before he gets back to normal. I don't think he would have gotten trapped in the lodge if he confronted his doppelganger instead of running away from it.
>>83613441
sometimes anon, it's the little things in life that can make you happy
>>83613253
It's the thing that's missing.
It's what Hawk is looking for. The Great Northern has native american art and totem poles inside of it, relating to his heritage.
>>83613441
shit was just that good
>>83613441
that amazing feeling when you instantly fall in love with something you've never tried before
>>83613252
Guys I don't think this season is very good.
>>83613504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw
Did the key card get duplicated when the doppleganger escaped? Did they both have a key card?
>>83613552
me either. fuck lynch and fuck white people.
>>83613431
upvoted
>>83613539
Thank you.
>>83611571
Did someone say logposting?
>>83613441
This was the best scene of E5, the actors expressions were perfect.
>>83613353
>absorbs his doppelganger and his negative aspects, becoming whole once more.
>returns to Twin Peaks to prevent/solve Becky's murder
>meanwhile, reunites with Audrey and rekindles their romance.
>settles down in Twin Peaks, becoming the new watcher in the woods.
It'll never happen and I'm not stupid enough to think I can predict Lynch. Whatever he's created will blow my expectations out of the water and give me exactly what I need, not what I want.
>>83613417
I think what might happen is he'll make the decision to stay with Janey-E and take Dougie's identity full time when all of this ends, probably because he'll feel bad for being partly responsible for killing Dougie and also because it's pretty much his last chance to have a normal life.
Bonus points if he takes them to live in Twin Peaks and ends up legitimately falling in love with Janey-E
>>83613461
>timestamp when he does the HELL-OOOOO-OOOO
https://youtu.be/kGr7_tf1Mw4?t=35m17s
also at 32:39 he gives the thumbs up
>>83611569
I have an Audrey button on my EPV
>>83613539
>"lol, the effects in this show are so lame"
Get rekt doubters.
>>83613630
Because they aren't literal whos unlike original cast of TP.
>>83611569
Na, just have the Blu ray box set and Frost's book.
>>83613634
i think that would be a very nice ending. i would be satisfied if he stays in twin peaks as well, especially if they make him a deputy. kek
Hello 4chan Friends, I've handed the writing back entirely to Mark for the remaining episodes so the show will return to its former greatness next week. Have faith!
>>83613632
I think too much time has passed for Dale to settle down in Twin Peaks after all this is over, it won't be the town he fell in love with anymore
>>83613713
yrev very good to see you again old friend!
>>83613713
>We suddenly get episodes about how BOB killed JFK because of the Bay of Pigs incident
>>83613693
>got The Entire Mystery and the David Lynch collection for birthday
>got The Secret History as a random gift
>already own old edition of My Life, My Tapes and Laura's Diary
Feels goodman.
>>83613660
>January
He was telling us about Mr. Jackpots ahead of time! :O
>>83613769
>January
wait what?
that live stream was like a week or 2 ago
Why is she so perfect bros?
I thought her jokes were adorable
>>83613660
C R I N G E F E S T. muh pies, muh coffee ;3
>>83613769
It's June you idiot
>>83613713
>I've handed the writing back entirely to Mark
Oh no.
>>83613718
I'm still kinda surprised Twin Peaks hasn't turned into a ghost town, given the Palmer murders, the collapse of local industry and general Lodge weirdness.
>>83611575
It was stuffed into his stomach as a clue, left by the thing from the glass box / the thing from Hastings' secretary / the thing from Hastings (that fucked up Ruth's shit).
He wants to be with BOB again. We know this (he missed Booper in NY). He must get Gordon and Albert to assist him by any means necessary. He must point them to Cooper.
>>83613769
original stream was 5 days ago
https://www.facebook.
com/food52/videos/10154688079809016/
>>83613673
>"lol, the effects in this show are so lame"
Yeah, this is a shitty argument. It's like
>I went to see a play that took place in an apartment but the set just looked like a stage with a few pieces of furniture.
>>83613806
She ruined Hung. A show that admittedly wasn't even that great.
>>83613808
FU kyle is a cute
>>83613769
>u is a
>>83613806
HEADLINE
>>83613817
>the entire original series takes place in 30 days
>nobody seems that phased by the events
>>83613718
He'll still have most of his friends sans Harry.
>>83613832
>Yeah, this is a shitty argument.
To me the issue is not the choice of effects but the implementation of them. They are at times distractingly quite bad. The fact that so many agree with this shows it to be an issue, even if it's not one you personally agree with.
>>83613762
>no Dale Cooper Autobiography
It's a pretty fun read. And it's totally different than the tapes, btw.
>>83613795
>>83613809
>>83613827
Fuck me.
>yfw there is a /tpg/ thread roughly every two hours, that's about 12 threads in one day
>yfw you realize the autismo who makes these threads does nothing else with his day
>>83612297
>hating on /ourguy/ Cooper
>>83613885
The only one I didn't like was Dougie.
Whats up with the smoking guy in the bar that choked that bitch? Any chance he will show up again and play a bigger role in the series.
Anyone know what song was "Frank 2000" by Angelo? I am pretty sure it's the track when Cooper sheds a tear looking at Sonny Jim but I may have missed another track.
>>83613885
The car explosion scene was pretty lazy but it really doesn't matter that much imo.
>>83613886
>Fuck me.
>>83613871
Idk, I still feel that the events of those 30 days were so goddamn gruesome and weird that the town would just slowly die as the younger generation move afield for opportunities and some of the older folk can't stand to remain.
I'm also really curious as to if and how badly EvilCoop fucked with Twin Peaks.
>Jerry Horne: Now your 24 hours are up! You either charge my client or let him go.
>Sheriff Truman: Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura Palmer.
>Benjamin Horne: Good move, Jer.
>Jerry Horne: Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest that you get yourself a better lawyer.
>>83613918
Well he is credited as Richard Horne so I suspect we'll see him again. The Giant also told Cooper about a man named Richard.
>>83613918
>>83613938
>I'm also really curious as to if and how badly EvilCoop fucked with Twin Peaks.
He left and didn't really do anything.
>>83613886
>Dale Cooper Autobiography
Which is subtitled; My Life, My Tapes, as stated in my post.
>>83613762
>>83613938
He killed Major Briggs and skipped town
>>83613961
Well he killed Briggs for one. I find it difficult to believe he didn't fuck with people a little.
>>83613965
Holy shit I'm retarded.
>>83613997
>He killed Major Briggs and skipped town
what did he do with the body?
because clearly it couldnt just have laid somewhere for 25 years, it would be a spoopy skeleton by now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59XH-fcbl24
How did I never realize what a fucking pothead Jerry was in the original run?
>>83614002
He killed Briggs the same day he was possessed he got out of there fairly fast
>>83614002
EvilCoop fucked Audrey and Richard Horne came out
>>83610908
he misses his shoes, they are stuck in the lodge
>>83614015
You just need some coffee, dear /tv/ friend.
>>83614033
Black Lodge shenanigans
>>83613023
Holy shit, I had no idea that was Mike when I saw him
>>83614015
>Holy shit I'm retarded.
You tonight?
https://youtu.be/f0UIKBlEOXI?t=1m43s
>>83614047
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
>>83614060
Thanks, dude, just as long as Naomi Watts doesn't make.
>>83614047
>>83614060
>redditor tries to blend in
>>83613806
what is this actresses' name?
>>83614127
Winona Ryder.
Is the Black Lodge universal like Hell? Can it be accessed from all over the world, or is it more like a sacred grove that is specific to a part of the forest outside Twin Peaks? If the former, are there multiple "lodges" around the world with their own spirits and demons?
>>83614145
le funny XDDD
>>83614082
I wasn't that retarded, no.
>>83614101
>tryhard tries not be a faggot.
Why don't you slither back into your mother's polluted cunt, dear /tv/ friend?
>>83614060
I TOO WOULD LIKE SOME COFFEE OLD FRIEND
>>83614189
>I'll attempt edgy /b/ humor, surely then I'll fit in
>>83613084
Take that back
>>83614178
all over the world
>>83613333
quads don't lie
When will she make her return?
>>83614393
Never
>>83613895
>implying it's one guy
Retard.
>ywn have your own retarded Dale Cooper
>>83614127
Jane Adams
>>83610833
Anyone else think Mike looked like Gary Busey?
Norma aged fucking perfectly. Everyone's going off on Shelly, but Peggy Lipton still has it at age 70.