>Meanwhile, on ancient Roman /tv/...

PESTIS?

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BLAVGVFSTVS CAESLER

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>he doesn't shit in the kinosseum aqueducts

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

They were /ourguys/

THE NEVV CAPED CENTVRION PLAY WAS GIVEN LXXV OUT OF C!

GREEK PLAY CVCKS BTFO

>violated the no-singles policy in the thermae
>sentenced to 6 years in the salt mine by Dominus Robertus
seriously fuck this gay earth

>>83609347
He needs to be shopped onto the gladiator image where russell crowe is holding his hands up shouting are you not entertained

>>83609429
>(Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’

et tu bane?

>>83609605
BANIVS?

where can i buy trve roman bread?

>>83609534
>Literally 'you shitpost'

Dude

Kino est hoc?

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>>83609429

I've read all of those shitposts and responses to shitposts so many times and it still brings a stirring of my heart.

We have never changed and never will.

>>83609429

>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

TOILET WITCHES

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>>83610146
FROM THE GVILD OF MILLERS! THE GVILD OF MILLERS VSES ONLY THE FINEST GRAINS, TRVE ROMAN BREAD, FOR TRVE ROMANS

>>83610246
This is legit what got me into history. Not Plato or the architecture of Shah Jahan or anything like that. It was ancient shitposts. I'm so drawn to how similar people from all epochs are. One of the very earliest written texts we have is a customer shit talking a copper merchant saying how crap his wares are and warning others to go elsewhere

Quam turpe nescire quid et irrumabo?

>tfw when the two latin majors that shitpost on /tv/ aren't around

y'all suck

>>83610516
WE WUZ FOEDERATI 'N SHIT

>>83609605
>>83610134
You're a big statesman..

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>blocks your path

>I didn't go to the Akademia, I went to the Theater
Oh it shows Quintilius

>>83610726
BIG
NUBIAN
COCK

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>>83610726
>cuckposters

>>83610726
>I CAME
>I SAW
>I DINDV NVFFIN

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>>83609429
I remember seeing an article where they talked about how some roman soldiers would write/carve messages on stones used in slings and catapults, and one literally said "I hope this hits you in the dick"

>>83610726
Would be more accurate if they were germans.
Proabbly worse for the girl though.

Not gonna lie, former Nero voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Nero crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the legion codes.

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>implying anyone has made better godkino than he has

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>It's a Veritas pisses in the aqueduct play

>>83609347
TWO CUPS OF WINE BOOLIUS?!?!

>Beware the Ides of March

What did she mean by this?

>>83610726
Spartacus was a wild show

>be me
>in coliseum
>show is boring, only 3 people dead, lion did not even tried to eat people from the front row
>decide to take my anvil out of the bag to make a few daggers while literally nothing happens
>few people start hushing me because they have trouble hearing death screams of some loser
>I have kill them with my freshly made daggers
was I in wrong here
>

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i enjoy living in the pax memana

>>83611191
What's this from?

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some of you Latins are alright

don't go to Cannae tomorrow

>>83611237
>C*rthage

>>83611225
empire of dust

>>83611271
Ah, that boring shit that I didn't finish watching. Thanks.

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so I told Pilate to crucify Jesus.. he actually did it the absolute madman!

>>83609429
>VII.1.40 (House of Caesius Blandus; in the peristyle of the House of Mars and Venus on the Street of the Augustales); 1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times

Maximus Autisticus

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TRVE DVBS

tu es magnus homo

>>83611448
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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>The Senators Julius, give me them to me

>>83611148
sorry for grammar, I'm pleb

>>83611735
who's the JEB! of the ancient world?

>>83611776
Bibulus probably. Was consul alongside Julius Caesar. Had a humiliating career.

>>83610695
IV V

>>83611964
Who is that girl and does she have any joi videos?

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>>83609259
>No. MMMDLXVIII
These, my fellow Romans, are singles
>No. MMMDCLXXVII
Fvrther, these are dovbles
>No. MMMDCCLXXVII
And these, my brothers, are trips

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Hack fraud general?

>>83612006
it's Joan of Arc and video isn't a thing yet

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>>83611600
>The first mgtow.

>>83611776

Baby Thrown Off Tarpeian Rock #5451

>>83609429
R OMA
O I L M
M L I O
A M OR

cant make this shit up

>>83612006
that's Mary Elizabeth Winstead
haven't you redditfags watched Scott Pilgrim 100 times by now?

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What went wrong?

>>83611964
Woman on the top:
>fights to keep invaders out of her country
Woman on the bottom:
>fights to bring invaders into her country

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Literally who?

>>83611776
Lepidus (third wheel in the Second Triumvirate)

>>83612436
nobody knows for certain, since it was over very long period of time, it is almost impossible to pinpoint an exact cause and it was most likely the sum of various factors (man and nature made), not all at the same time, maybe even some hundreds of years apart that nonetheless contributed to the downfall.

>>83612901
>>83612928
>ave placet

>>83610753
>teleports behind you
>alia iacta est

>>83612690
I think Joan wanted to keep everyone outside of her country. She'd probably do it with Jesus though.

>Antigone best waifu
>was Oedipus redpilled?
>*picture of Ajax* was it autism?

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Was it autism?

>>83612690
Woman on top:
>wants the anglos death.
Woman on the bottom:
>wants the anglos death.

>>83609429
>http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

Nice.

>>83612901
>>83611776
LEP!

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They have to go back.

>>83609429
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: OP likes to screw boys.

>>83613285
Back to /TribuneofthePlebs/

>>83609429
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

MGTOW

>>83613154
>tfw Nero was the first neckbeard

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>>83609429
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

REE GET OUT ANTIOCHADICUS

>>83609534
>>83610165

>(Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’

>Pottery

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>>83609429

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

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>>83609259
ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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PREPARABIT TAVRVM

>>83612928
>Octavian, now known as "Augustus", is said to have belittled him by always asking for his vote last. He died peacefully in late 13 BC or early 12 BC.

lucky guy dying peacefully

TELL ME ABOVT BIGGVS GAIVS
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>83614238
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GLADIVS

>VII.2.48 (House of Caprasius Primus); 3061: I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world
true love doesn't exi-

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I say, the Germans are severely underrepresented in theater. Perhaps we should include them in the next epic and theater presentation

THIRTEEN

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>VI.14 (vico degli Scienziati); 3042: Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?

>>83609429
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
UHH

>>83609429
where can i find these in latin?

tfw no vestal virgin gf

>>83611573
Tibi :^)

>>83609347
only time this made me laugh

>>83612264
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>83616734
It's my first time ever posting it. I usually dislike it but it's the hot meme right now so this opportunity was too good to pass up.

>>83611191
top fucking kek

>>83616788
>it's the hot meme right now
kill yourself faggot

>>83616910
t. Reddit

>>83615660
Vpcomming Vercingetorix play will featvre an all gavl cast, tho

>>83616910
t. barbarian iceni cvck

>>83609429
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1808: Auge loves Allotenus

this childish bantz kek

Lucretia a SHIT

>watching a play about the battle of Carthage
>it ain't me initiated by the orchestra

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>the historian Herodian, a contemporary of Maximinus, mentions him as a man of greater size, noting that: "He was in any case a man of such frightening appearance and colossal size that there is no obvious comparison to be drawn with any of the best-trained Greek athletes or warrior elite of the barbarians."

>>83613694
>literally an /r9k/ poster being angry about stacies

wew

>>83611776
Crassus
>one of the richest men in human history
>essentially unlimited coffers
>competing with two other politicians (Pompey and Caesar) both of which have their great military victories
>funds a massive campaign to win favor and glory with the people
>invades Parthia with 7 whole legions
>matches army through the desert like a dumbass
>get completely annihilated by an army 1/5 his size
>lose the Roman standards
>gets molten gold poured down his throat
>his son dies as well
JVST

>>83617630
he's a big gvy

>>83612436

Marius creating a professional military of poor-fags with nothing to lose from supporting any ambitious demagogue commander that promised them more money for their loyalty against the state.

>>83617013
reddit spams the retarded memes here newfag

Thinking of getting some Big Gallic Cock for the materfamilias?

Thovghts?

These threads are never funny unless the actual grad students and phds come in and shitpost, because they actually have the autistic knowledge to make the funniest posts.

>>83618479
t. Reddit

>>83610794
kek

>>83609429
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

was defecator the roman word for redditor?

>>83611297
>being proud of being a Pleb

and thats why no one will remember your name

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>>83609429
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

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>>83609429
Never forget.

>>83617938
yeah but Crussus cucked a lot of middle class schmucks whose houses burned down along the way, also he defeated Spartacus's gladiator rebellion even if spartacus was gravley outnumbered

>>83620683
i was waiting for this

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>>83609429
>Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

>tfw born too late to take hold of your servant girl whenever I want

>>83613285
Hello /r/The_Hadrian

>>83613285
buildwall.jpg

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HOLY SHIT EVERYONE GET TO THE HIPPODROME

IT'S HAPPENING

BLUES BTFO

RACE WAR NOW

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>tfw fucking gauls

>>83609429
>My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

; ;

>>83613399
>>83620822
Hello plebbit!

>>83610146
Egypt. Latins so fucking lazy they have to import all their food

G E R M A N E D

>>83613408
ahhahahaahha based rome

>>83609259
lmao why is pepe wearing a broom over his head?

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Well done, Hannibal, well done
HOWEVER

>>83611601
>>83611729
10/10

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>in 2000 years the people of the future will be shitposting with our modern day memes

>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

wew

>>83613794
Big penises were seen as signs of stupidity in ancient Rome and Greece.

POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>83609259
"Yup, that's Sodomy"

>>83622913
Greece yes but I think Roman males and females both appreciated a good BBC

In fact I suspect ancient Greek "revulsion"of big dicks was a bunch of r9k dicklets renouncing them while their women and fuckbois craved the black mamba

>>83609429
>The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”. [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.” [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”
Fucking waifufags.

>>83616070
In Pompeii :^)

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>>83623021
HOW CAN LATINS EVEN COMPETE?

>>83618161
If not for that Reform they would have not expanded as much thus creating a great empire.

The case could be made that it was a vast territory and maybe limiting it to a more manageable size could have prolongued its existance.

>>83623107
Rome also fell
just like the west will

>>83624329
>will

>They stand fucking roman

Your shitposts give rise to my desire to see your head separated from fucking head just as my cock rises for your wives cunts

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>>83609429
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

There was no TV in ancient Rome.
>op btfo
Abandon thread.

>>83610850
Why is there always one libtard who has to ruin the thread?

There is literally nothing wrong with Carthage.

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>>83609429
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>a man with a large nose
>Implicatus
truly they were /ourguys/

>>83611729
>What matters is only the Scripture

Kek

>>83617938
Wouldn't have happened if the Parthians didn't have a retarded amount of arrows

>>83609429
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

A literal shitpost

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CONSILIVUM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVM VIROS MEOS DOCTOREM PAVLVM HIC SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS

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>>83609429
>that one with Gaius and Aulus
everytime

>>83625074
>t. Gisco

>>83609259
The frog that never dies

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>>83609429

> II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

Who /panem et circenses/ here?
t. Biggus Dickus

>>83622556
Do you want to see Carthage burn?

>>83626528
bread maker was a noble profession. Dude was probably rich af

>>83609259
>Roman women getting daily dose of BGC

>>83613154
Nero did nothing wrong

Taking the opportunity to post this absolute kino trailer https://youtu.be/i5v6hPr6L7U

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>>83609429
>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

>>83609347
>colbert is the new current year man
i hate pol

Means he took a shit

>>83609429
>>83610246
>>83610349
I find this really depressing desu

Really explodes the idea of human progress

>>83609429
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

>the original Your Mother Will Die in Her Sleep Tonight If You Do Not Reply To This Post With The Most Undervalued /tv/ Meme In Your Possession.

>go to the forum
>anonius is there spewing his garbage opinions on the latest plays there

THE LAST TIME ANONIUS

>>83612436
Got opulent, relaxed citizenship standards, suddenly military service was a burden more than a privilege, outsource to Gaels, who then get free land if they move out of the boonies and onto Roman soil, and farmers are getting taxed out the ass because war isn't bringing in loot anymore since all your nearby major empires have been subdued so fuck it we'll just let the Gaels invade slowly until worse Gaels invade and then we start seeking safety in these walled in cities owned by a Gaelic lord who graciously lets you live there if he can fuck your daughter and you work for him but military is expensive and he's still a poor Gael shit-kicker so you train your family to toss rocks over walls and dump boiling pitch over the gate in an emergency so now the key to a good war is the ability to quickly penetrate walled defenses so we develop better siege engines and our understanding of engineering takes off and woah look at the time

>>83628681
Not really, we can advance our understanding of the world and pass it down to future generations. We still like to shitpost though.

>>83609429
>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this
Blondie's pusy game was ridiculous

>>83609429
R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

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>>83630276
You got a problem with Gaels, anon?

>>83609429
Damn...not very far off from now

I bet this is somewhere in the DNA as well

Kek

>>83609429
>II.2.1 (Bar of Astylus and Pardalus); 8408: Lovers are like bees in that they live a honeyed life
R9K!

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>>83630276

>>83610347
Would it have been possible for someone to be so fat back then?

>>83630451
That would explain why Straya cunts' tendency to shitpost. It's in their genes.

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>>83609429

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1811: A small problem gets larger if you ignore it.

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

>>83617938
Nah, Crassus was a successful politician and very influential, even if he ultimately fucked up enormously.

>>83620708
>beating slaves
>noteworthy

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>>83630729
>t.

>>83630995
cuckface

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Words of wisdom

>>83625567
PRIMVS AD LOQVENDI POTEST MANERE IN VOLANS MEVM

>>83609259
i just saw those svlts hanging around ethiopians

I just saw the gladiators match at the colisseum and I spent the entire fight repeating the words "This is plebbit, this is memes..." under my breath.

>>83631233

The Roman version of don't stick your dick in crazy

>>83631750
>when vir arachnus yelled at bonusaw "nice toga, did your husband weave it for you?"

how does raimus get away with this shit?

>>83609429
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1812: Caesius faithfully loves M[…name lost]

>thatfeel.pdf

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THE CARRIAGE PLAN I JVST FILLED WITH THE SENATE LISTS ME, MY CENTURIONS, DOCTORVUS PAVELLICVS OVER HERE, BVT ONLY ONE OF YOV,

THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY BIGE.

>>83609259
holy shit the OP post was /reddit/ sounding. is this where /GOT/ general people are hanging out for today? I ask because that's generally the only reddit demographic on /tv/

"Yes! The Fire Rises!"
- Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, moments before playing his lire

CATO THE YOUNGER: Well, congratulations, you got your Triumvirate caught. What's the next step on your master plan?
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR: Crashing this Republic... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>83631953

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you profligate? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Centurions, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Visigoths, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Legion. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Flat Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over papyrus? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Roman Empire and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.

>>83624679
This thread needs more Spartacus posting

>>83630680
isn't this the ultimate example of JUST? He went from being Bill Gates rich to getting his own family and himself killed.

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>>83609429
>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

BASED AF

>>83609429
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.

LITERAL SHITPOSTER

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bunch of fucking lenos

>>83625074
t. Child murderer

>>83610349
Same, though I'm more of an armchair anthropologist than anything, because it's the human aspect of history I enjoy most.

There's a hypothesis that suggests when cavemen would slap their handprints on cave walls, that was their prehistoric version of scribbling "Ugga was here". Always interesting stuff.

>>83611600
The first true Roman /fit/izen

>>83631988
kek

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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CHRISTIANS ARE EVIL.

>>83624679

JUPITER'S COCK

>>83609259
>Eh two, Brutus?

What did he mean by this?

>>83609429
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

So meta

>>83635032
This was always one of my most favorite lines. So oddly poetic for some cheap shitpost.

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>>83611191
that's ironic looking at how undeveloped the mediteranean is

>>83612436
the late legionary is the best equipped. He's got the best arm and leg protection and there's less gaps in the armor, not to mention the spear is more useful against the threats the late empire faced.

>>83617630
>Augustus Augustus

gotta love roman titles where their name is the same as their title

>>83630503
>Would it have been possible for someone to be so fat when open hedonism was a thing?

>>83612436
was the lorica segmentata even used en-masse in battle? it seems so time consuming to make and too regal. I think there's an hypothesis that argues that the L.S. was used only at parades and stuff.

>>83609429
>below a drawing of a man with a large nose
An ancient /pol/ awakens.

>>83635839
nah it's specifically mentioned in the dacian wars and is on trajan's column. It is specifically referenced when they talk about how the dacian swords were getting through their armor

>>83635629
>the spear is more useful against the threats the late empire faced.

They still faced barbarians and horses and stuff. The same things for over two thousand years. I think it was because there were more barbarians and they didn't care or didn't have the time or knowledge to train more with swords and stuff fighting as a cohesive unit and now relied in the soldier's method of fighting; spear is babby's first weapon, the ak-47 of ancient days, give it to a peasant and you have a """soldier""". Or what do you mean?

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>>83627231

Marvel is getting into historical epics?

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>>83635863
Here that actual drawing if you're interested

>>83628681

>being retarded enough to believe in progress

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>>83609259
Bow down to the queen

>>83635939
I mean that over the course of the empire's history cavalry had steadily become more and more important until it was the king of the battlefield by the late antiquity and early medieval era. The byzantines focused on cataphractarii as their go-to professional force to win battles, and the mass spread of the lance and adoption of horse archer tactics meant that cavalry could now harass and smash through infantry more effectively than before, not to mention more money was going into it than ever before. The size of the cavalry wing of the Roman army used to be like 5-8% of the army, but by the byzantine era they had morphed into something crazy like 1 cavalry for every 4 infantry. There was more cavalry, it was better equipped, and it could smash through infantry better than it ever could.

All this adds up to a roman infantryman that needs a spear a lot more than ever before.

>>83609429
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
kek

>>83609372
rec me some good antikuino Julius

>>83609259
>And your other gladius

>>83637227
The Caesars
>Tiberius is a tragic hero
>Claudius is a sympathetic fool

I, Claudius
>Claudius is a tragic hero
>Tiberius is a sympathetic fool

Which qvino was in the wrong here?

>>83637637
Theres no contradiction. Cl-cl-claudius admits he played the fool so his family would not assassinate him. So of course he looks silly in any story not written from his perspective.

As for Tiberius, well, you are just inviting those plebians obsessed with lenos drama to comment.

Germanicus had a hard life, too.

>>83610695
per tibi

>>83613794
How can latins even compete when the aksumite is literally priapus incarnate?

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>>83609429
I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

VII.2.48 (House of Caprasius Primus); 3061: I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world

>You will never experience friendship or love like that ever in your life

>>83628681
No matter the age, we'll still be human. Our decedents will be busy shitposting in cyberspace and calling each other faggots just like every other generation.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

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>mfw reading bane memes in latin
And they told me learning it was a waste of time

>>83614000
His son wasn't so lucky though

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>people say this board is dead even tho we have #LITTY RAUUNCHY threads like this every day
This board is based. Op is a gentleman and a scholar for this thread.

>>83618161
Damn, that sounds a little too close to US

>>83609347
Et Two Scoope?

>>83639953
Why os Costanza such a hype beast?

>>83635939
The Late army was so much better trained than its predecessors that it's not even funny. It was only during the third century that dedicated martial arts instructors were attached to legions and vexillations

>>83611729
SOLA SCRIPTURA

>>83636060
neat

Man, i can't wait to fuck that little boy two doors down. It was really easy to convince his peasant parents.
Will meet him at the gym tonight.

>>83617630
This guy used to take his wife's bracelets and put them on his fingers like rings to make her laugh

>>83609429
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.

gays and their orgies

>>83626528
fuckingl blogfags