I'm in a bit of a predicament /tv/. I wish to make Frankposting

>>83607808

Hire the sheevposters. They can meme anything into reality.

They meme'd so well it spread into everything else, even medieval video games.

>>83607808
Just start testing stuff out m8. The board is anonymous. You'll learn more by doing! :)

>>83607808
Then it is not to be, anon

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>>83607868
>ywn be a meme innovator

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>frankposting

>>83607808
HELP

HELP

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START A MEME

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Senator OP wishes to make a humorous thread but lacks the necessary fortitude and quick wit. I myself have no time for such childish distractions. While he's sweating over the keyboard I'll have my claws deep in /tv/ itself, derailing threads left and right - after all, few discussions can withstand the power of a well-placed banepost. OP may be organizing his flight plan, but I've already crashed his plane...with no survivors.

>>83607808
>ah do declayya, mah wife is truly a cunt
>ah'd neva say that to her face, she'd dump me faster than a truckload of peaches on a hot summa's day

It's easy anon

>>83607808
Just repeat, repeat, repeat

(I was one of the early adopters of the sardines meme on r9k.)

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>>83607808
It was a thing you were 2 seasons late anon

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>The thing about cuckoldry most people never understand is it is the ultimate expression of power.
>Power ultimately is about getting other people to do your job for you, the best make them think they are even enjoying it.
>I no longer have to clean my house, mow my lawn, and now I don't even have to fuck my wife. I can just sit back and relax.
>But one must never close there eyes while in power, for they can fall asleep at the wheel. Allowing Tom to fuck other people than my wife would be doing just that, I can't let those under my power whose is supposed to run a train on my wife run the train off the track.
>Zoe found out the hard way just hard way just how hard getting hit by a train can be.
>So please Tom if anyone has to take something the hard way, makes sure its my wife.

>>83608307
kek

>>83608484
Underrated post

>>83608926
sounds like a monologue from the actual show, wtf I love cuckoldry now!

>>83608535
Haha that was actually quite good. I applaud you, good Sir.

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>>83608926
fucking kek

>>83607808
It's amazing how much respect I lost for this character as the seasons passed.

The show just has to end. It's reached Homeland status. There needs to be a final season on his downfall and that's it. It should have been this one.

>>83608926
Best one so far.

>>83608926
Eh bretty gud. Funny thing is I can see him thinking this part exactly:

>But one must never close there eyes while in power, for they can fall asleep at the wheel. Allowing Tom to fuck other people than my wife would be doing just that,

>>83607849
>even medieval video games
Also porn

>>83608484
Now here's a big poster.

>>83608926

really really really good

>>83608484
>>83608926
This shit is what I'm talking about, 10/10

Thanks op, for making this happen.

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>>83608926

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>>83608926
>You see, Petrov having a sexual relationship with my wife is something that will strengthen my position substantially
>Our country would gain an active US citizen inside the Kremlin and be able to leverage any positions he tries to take against my regime
>She always wanted to be a foreign ambassador, so I view this relationship as a fulfillment of my promises.
>Walks back into the White House's formal dinner with the Russian guests
>"Petrov, take my wife - please!"
>everyone laughs while Petrov is staring at Claire
>After the dinner
>"Francis, I hope all of that was simply a way to soften Petrov into accepting our de-escalation plan"
>"I've decided to make you Russian ambassador, so you two will be spending a good deal of time with each other in the future"
>"This is unacceptable... you said that we will rise to power together"
>"Haven't you always wanted to be an ambassador? I'm accomplishing our dreams at the same time!"
>"Now go on over to Petrov's car, he is leaving and asked for you to spend the night at his hotel suite."
>Francis looks down at a reluctant Claire being guided by Petrov into his car
>Petrov looks up to Frank's window before entering and waves
>"It feels so good to be president, and now I can finally be myself"
>Meechum made into the unofficial first lady

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>The reason I leaked is because I understand what it means to be covered in shit
>To most people, taking a shit is the height of weakness and vulnerability
>Not to me. I understood early on the power that can be obtained by turning a weakness into a strength
>I remember it well. It was my first week on capitol hill when I had Freddy's barbecue. It was good, but what it did to me was exceptional.
>I rushed home and had to rush to the bathroom and unloaded my bowels. It got so forceful I was drenched in shit.
>Claire opened the door because it sounded like I was in distress and she looked at me in shock. I looked her right in the eyes and hugged her. I took the power when others would have felt shame.
>I learned that day that someone who embraces the filth is not dirty. Just as someone who is submerged in water is not truly wet.
>I will always appreciate Freddy's for teaching me that lesson, and my fixation on what comes from behind taught me the true value of certain lovers.
>So yes I was behind the leaks, I needed to cover myself in the shit. Because then and I only then do I have the power, and all my enemies are forced to leave the room. The smell of my shit forces the weak out, and gives me the power.

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>>83608917
>Pizza Hut every night this weekend or I swear to God I'll kill myself

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>>83607808
> What those like OP fail to understand is that the key to forcing a meme is never so direct. One must plant the seeds of shit posting into the heads of the feeble minded. Before long, you'll appear to be one late for the bandwagon.

>>83608484
>meta memeing
when are we gonna come full circle and tear the space-time continuum apart? how many levels of memeing will it take, do we currently posses the meme technology?

>>83608484
This might be the idea.
Treat him as someone who needs to explain his shitposting in autistic hways.

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>>83609900
>Anon fails to consider that there is no such thing as a forced meme, just engineered consent.
>Some may say my Presidency was forced, but eventually all consented.
>In the same way you all knew what I was doing in my shit posting. Some objections may have been heard but eventually all consented.
>I did not force the meme on you, you just consented to it

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>>83608484
Pretty good.

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>>83608484

>>83608821
>we meet at my favourite restaurant
>i order mcribs
fucking kek

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>>83608484
Kek'd

>>83608484
This is why I keep coming here, tbph.

>>83608926
Caspere knew this

wtf Frankposting is better than the actual show

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>Hwhy, Frankposting is the easiest thing in the hworld if only you've got the guts and the gaudy hwit to pull it off.
>Take these asinine displays of human memery above me for instance, such joy they feel at such a juvenile enterprise.
>I myself would never stoop to such lows, such things are, after all, beneath the power behind the curtain. My hwife thinks she betrayed me, but she hwill soon realise hwhat an error of judgement that hwill prove to be.

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>>83608484
Now, to the layman this may seem like a 10/10 post. It's smart and witty, and has earned many ((you))'s.

But when you look closer, you'll see that this anon's post has in fact ended on single digits. This is being overlooked by almost everyone, and this is why he we'll never go down in the /tv/ archive as a great meme.

I don't care that a post is funny. I don't care that a post contains valuable information.

At the end of the day, all that matters are those two little repeating digits at the top of your post.

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>>83610931
MY TURN

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>still watching House of Cards when The President Apprentice just started in January airing a new episode every weekday

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>This man thinks he's already leader of the pack, but nothing could be further from the truth.

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>>83608484

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>>83608995
Underrated?

No.

Underwood.

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hwhat an a-MAZing display of memeory this thread has become.

>>83607808
no one cares about your softcore gay porn show

>>83614323
Your mom and myself care.

>>83608484
>>83613176
FUCK YES