Why is he driving an American car? Isn't he rich?

Why is he driving an American car when he hates America?

Real men drive pickups, which makes it even more strange for Shia to be driving one.

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>>83609101
More of a man than you'll even be, bitchboi

Where is that dumb flag now

>>83607677
Shia knows that if you don't drive a truck you must be a cuck

>>83609160
Such a bad boy in designer combat boots and skinny jeans!

>>83607677
I'm not usually a violent person, but I think I would actually take pleasure in bashing Shia's face to a pulp. Maybe it's because he's so comfortable with being violent towards so many people.

>>83609160
>More of a man than you'll even be
>5′ 9″
kekikekettity

He probably got it free from gmc on transformers

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>83609160
what's with the dude on the left about to tip over?

>>83609241
>I'm not a violent person
>But I'd love to bash his head in
>Because he's a violent person
You just don't like him because he staunchly opposes your political views you fucking hypocrite

>>83609241
It's probably because you're a /pol/tard that's still upset about the public unveiling of /pol/'s retardation that he orchestrated against you

>>83609675
paparazzi

>>83609747

>le muh /pol/ bogeyman

>>83609733
>>83609747
No.

>>83609876
>this desperate damage control
lmao everybody saw the hwndu footage
everybody knows now that /pol/tards are just a bunch of scrawny brown fedora tipping manlets

>>83610091
LMAO /POL/ HAHAHAH LOL ROFL

is he going to continue HWNDU?

>>83610091
>Americans
>white
isn't just a meme m8

>>83610252
interesting how anons who insist /pol/ is a "bogeyman" always rush to its defense
hmmm

>>83610091
I'm the guy you were originally responding to and I don't browse /pol/. Try a different button, retard.

>>83607677
Hey man I'm not some high end celeb I'm a regular guy just like you. See my tats? My cigarette? My 12 dollar watch? Hop in Chevy and let's go dirt ridin.

>>83609228
>nike
>designer
damn broke niggas up in here

>>83609241
>being an unironic faux-tough guy keyboard warrior to impress anonymous people on a Polynesian music fansite

Wew lad

>>83610091
Hello, r*dditor. Staying for the summer, are we?

>>83608808
I want /pol/ to leave.

>>83610397
Not me, friend.

>>83610520
that's what you did, faggot
are you retarded?

>>83611064
I'm not a tough guy and I wasn't trying to impress anyone.

>>83611190
Then why were you acting like one?

Where is he now?

>>83611345
Why are you defending him?

>>83611498
Defending who?

>>83611345
Was I?

>>83610337
>post a non-progressive opinion

/POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL/

>>83612573
>if you're tired of hearing about jewish conspiracies you're a progressive
you have the mind of a child

>>83609160

tell me about shia

why does he LARP as a war veteran?

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>>83607677
>implying there's anything more dope than a lifted v8 truck

And I'm not even American

>>83609101
I only ever see insecure red neck jocks driving pick ups. You can just tell they have the tiniest dicks by how huge the tires are.

>>83610091
>somehow it's the evil "racist Nazis" of /pol/ who got btfo when it was revealed most of them are just normal people of all races that are sick of the left's shit

LOL
If /pol/ is just normal normal having an good time, why are they bad? Because the brown people that post there won't join your Hate Whitey Marxist parade of unironic racism?

>>83612798
He's a broken veteran of the Meme War.

>>83612968
Not true. I'm 7" and I like trucks.

>>83609160
He carries way too much shit around. If he was serious about not being a normie shit he could get by with a regular pack. The suitcase is just too much shit.

>>83613133
And you have a real girlfriend that lives in Canada, right?

>>83607677
Nobody makes better trucks than America tho

>>83612478
Yes

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>>83613133
>7"
>big

>>83612968
>le projecting my tiny penis meme

>>83613462
>uses his oversized truck for driving back and forth from a shitty job that requires no work from the truck
>not overcompensating
If you have a big pick up and you're not using it to haul shit on a regular basis, you could save a lot of money by getting a megaphone and shouting your dick size instead.

>>83607677

without the face hair he's still good-looking. i would tie him up, shave his face and fuck him haaaaaaaardnnnggghhhhhh.

>>83613183
Na

>>83612968
>he thinks people with big dicks drive a prius

literal delusion.

>>83609241
>Being upset that Shia put subhuman pol babies in their place
kek fuckin faggot

>>83612968
probably the blandest post on this website atm

>>83614619
Am I?

>>83609228
SFB's are real combat boots nerd.

>>83614559
People who don't have tiny dicks drive whatever the fuck they want because they don't have to compensate for something.

>>83609160

>combat boots
>skinny jeans

literally what did he mean by this?

>>83615164
>>83614559
>>83612968
Wouldn't guys with small dicks drive smaller cars because they don't want people to think that they're compensating for their small dicks? All this pseudo psychology is so confusing.

>>83615253
That's not how the law works, fool.

>>83607677
I met Shia at the HWNDU thing

>>83612968
>dick sucker posts predictable post

>>83615360
>HWNDU

wat dat

>>83615386
>tiny dick anon deflects accusation in hopes no one knows how microscopic his dick is
Keep driving that truck.

>>83615164
do you seriously apply the logic of a joke to your real life decisions? you're the type of nigger that sees the "virgin walk" ms paint pic and starts doing the absolute contrary of it IRL.

>>83615484
And you takes posts on 4chan seriously. Who's more foolish?

>>83615174
edgelord compensator 5000

>>83609160
Me on the left.

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>>83615164
and what if people with tiny dicks often want to drive a fucking pickup truck because you can haul shit in it or they just want a truck

and what about people with tiny dicks driving smart cars? i'm sure there's gotta be some of them, there just aren't enough pickup trucks out there to accomodate all the tiny dicks out there

it just doesn't add up, your math is fucky nigger

>>83615697
Not all baby dicks drive oversized pick up trucks, but all drivers of oversized pick up trucks have tiny dicks. How's that for math, dicklet?

>>83615164
I don't drive, I take the bus.

Is my cock enormous, or is it in an ethereal state waiting to take form the moment I buy my first vehicle?

If I borrow a car for the day, does it transform relative to the size or quality of the vehicle for the day? Is it only while operating the vehicle? Or do I have my penis for the full day?

I can't wait for Holes 2 this summer I heard Zero's gonna be back.

>>83616066
Hey retard. Read this. >>83615801 There's your answer.

>>83616742
If this is a bit you're awful at it, so you're a retard either way. Kill yourself.

>>83615991
>F-150
>Big truck

literally a standard 80's-90's pickup

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>83609160
>More of a man than you'll even be,
>jew manlet

pick one

>>83607677
Guy is an American Patriot. A hypocritical patriot, that thinks he's enlightened from his self-elevating concept of self-righteousness.

Guy is deluded, and would not be surprised if his life ended in a murder/suicide carried out by nutso himself.

>>83616946
remember when they divided themselves

that was awesome

>>83617162
At least HE didn't divide them...

>>83616946
>>83617162
I miss that dumb fuckin stream so much. Truly Shia's magnum opus.

>>83607677

I fart money and drive a 2007 Honda Element. I love the way it looks.

>driving a truck
Disgusting. Trucks are for people who do shit that warrants a truck, not for faggots to feel more manly

>>83617506

I live in Western Montana and I still see those guys. Asshats that drive around when there's never anything in their bed. All hat, no cattle as they say here.

>>83617663
Worse than them are women in trucks. Everybody fucking knows that your hobbies include social media and attention whoring, driving a truck does not make you a cowgirl. They also exclusively drive stock and automatics, and princessfy their truck.

>>83617506
Bro in America full tank is like 5$ or something absolutely insane, why the fuck would you not drive a massive truck that you load full of shit incase you need

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>>83609160
>5'9

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83617809
Most posers who drive trucks usually don't haul anything. You see it all across America. You can look in so many trucks and the bed looks like it hasn't even left the show room they bought it out of. They drive it as a fashion statement because they can't afford luxury or semi-luxury cars so they hide behind the "oh i love me my truck. yeah I do so much cool shit in it yours can't do"

>>83617663
Where I live it's Jeeps. They always claim they love to go mudding and off roading, but their idea of it is to drive on a designated dirt path right off the main road. I even had a friend that would throw mud on his jeep and drive around town with it for days just so he can show everybody how much of a mudder he is

>>83617762

I'm guessing you're younger than me.

I get why dads put their daughters in huge vehicles. Trouble is, they're typically not physically large enough to control them.