/tpg/ -Twin Peaks General

Amanda Seyfried webm please

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/our gal/?

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>DON'T TAKE THE RING LAURA
what did he mean by this

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>>83604327

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so... what DID they make him do, /tpg/?

>>83604390
Where are her nudes

>>83604386
>>83604352

>>83604386
I like her

>>83604327
Why did normies have to ruin one of the greatest shows ever made? I'd take the normies of the 90s over these meme-posting reddit-browsing facbook attention-whores any day.

>>83604327
Ok but who are the Becketts that keep being mentioned? I don't remember them

>>83604390
Her name is Elena Satine. She has great nude scenes. Enjoy

The giant said "Richard and Linda" in the first ep, and according to the credits of ep5 the rapist at the Roadhouse is Richard Horne

discuss

>>83604412

In Lynch's vault.

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>>83604349

>>83604349
>he watches netflix

how sad

>>83604386
Lynch is such a femme connoisseur that he managed to find the most attractive ghetto black girl that can actually act alive.

>>83604446
Maybe DoppelCoop is the father of 2 children named Richard and Linda. Richard obviously with Audrey.

>>83604446
doppelganger Coop slipped it into Audrey and then vanished into the dead of night.

But probably not.

I'm glad to see him.

>>83604429

What gets me is the sense of entitlement; "this show that made it onto the air by some fucking miracle and has been gone for twenty five fucking years isn't exactly what I expected it to be and I know better than the creators so I'm going to throw a hissy fit on the internet."

So much fucking REEEEEEEEE

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>>83604503
forgot the pic

>>83604499
>>83604500
Wouldn't she know that something is up?

>>83604398
lmáo look how jealous lucy is

Did you like this episode's guest band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2hkZBVya4

>>83604446
Richard must be Richard Horne, and Linda must be the girl Richard was trying to rape?

>>83604429
There were no "normies" in the 90s. Narcissism and egoism weren't traits that were respected back then.

Who is Mr Strawberry

>>83604386
>Nubian
>/our gal/

Never in a million years.

>>83604543
Not if DoppelCoop just fucked her and ditched Twin Peaks for good the next day. She probably hates Cooper and thinks he's an asshole if that's the case.

>>83604453

what was with the camera lurch

seemed very poorly done

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The secret history stuff...why are there no Indians apart from Hawk in Twin Peaks...was it the aliens vs. natives battle that I heard Frost wrote in the book?

Reminder that Coop is never coming back and Dougie will reign supreme

>>83604602

Because Lynch is a white supremacist and forbade their inclusion.

>>83603148
But then how come Jacoby was preaching far-left ideology? He sounded like a crazy hippy, not an Alex Jones type.

Reminder that Lucy is the most underrated waifu in history.

>>83604602
>the aliens vs. natives battle that I heard Frost wrote in the book
No fucking way.

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This is Bowie (Jeffries), right?

>>83604586

>not recognising quality ass

You may be a cocksucker, dear /tv/ friend.

>>83604327
why nobody calls a doctor to him, that he had a stroke? it was alrifht for 1-2 episode, but her wife should'ev call for help

>>83604600
t. Someone who watches YouTube videos on filmmaking and thinks they're more qualified than David Lynch

Are you one of the Redditors who watched the Every Frame a Painting channel once and always talks about Kurosawa even though you've never seen one of his films?

Why did Sonny Jim make Dougie cry?

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>>83604654
Totally

>>83604667
call for help

>>83604453
I think most of the stuff that is considered "poorly done" is purposefully done by Lynch

>>83604398
lucy was undoubtedly cutest girl

>>83604679
He was blinking backwards

>>83604673

good non-answer

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>>83604446
This is Linda. She'll be appearing in Part 6

>>83604602
Ayylmao's? I really ought to give that book a read

>>83604679
Coop has regained part of his essential self: empathy <3

>>83604602
>was it the aliens vs. natives battle that I heard Frost wrote in the book

This is what happens when you get all your info from people on /tv/ instead of reading things yourself

>>83604679
that moment when you realize that you got KEKED

>people still don't know where the series is going despite it being called Twin Peaks: The Return
It's about Cooper's journey back to Twin Peaks. And chances are, his doppelganger will return there as well for an easy dose of garmonbozia since at this point, he needs a healthy dose to act normal again and Twin Peaks is basically a goldmine for it.

>>83604439
SOMEONE ANSWER ME OR I'LL START TALKING ABOUT JUDY

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>>83604654
>mfw Jeffries has been phasing through time and has been involved in many major events in history

i thought i read somewhere that time travel/dimensions would be a major part of this season.

>>83604636
Because people are really mad at capitalism but refuse to name it due to decades of public school indoctrination and mainstream media, so they call it "globalism" instead.

>>83604586
faaaaaag

>>83604327
Dougie is cute! CUTE!

>>83604602
>.why are there no Indians apart from Hawk in Twin Peaks
The realtor who took Coop to Dead Dog Farm

>>83604600
Hey man, too bad you weren't there to show them the ropes.

>that fucking explosion
really?
Was this meta?

>>83604734
Coop has to return to normal first, which is not exactly an easy task considering he's a barely functional husk of a man

>>83604660
>>83604753
Call me a racist, but please don't accuse me of being a sodomite.

>>83604654
>>83604683
Looks more like an old school Sheriff to me. Maybe it reminded him of Harry Truman?

The smoking guy gave the pack of cigarettes with money to the Deputy from Twin Peaks.

>>83604772
>my people... we have a legend about this twenty year old ranch house

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>>83604734
>post yfw the show literally ends immediately when cooper returns to twin peaks

>>83604561
Quite a bit actually.

>>83604565
stfu you probably didn't even live back then, everyone was a fucking normie back then. What they didn't have was internet smartasses like you.

So how many episodes will it take for Coop to return to normal? inb4 all of them

Anyone have a torrent for Episode 5?

>>83604781
>Coop has to return to normal first
it feels like Coop is being guided by fate. He might end up being guided to Twin Peaks in the next few episodes, that might bring him back to normal

>>83604561
My favorite ones so far, I love me some raunchy sax

>>83604796
good catch

>>83604561
Fucking loved them. I've got the song on repeat right now.

>>83604387
I'm curious too. Some people view the ring as if it saved Laura, but surely it can't be that simple.

>>83604831
rarbg.to
have fun

>>83604667
That's the joke dude. It's Lynch poking fun at the shallowness of middle class life. Dooper is able to coat through Dougie's life because nobody actually cares about what he has to say or how he acts. Ironically, the only person who expressed concern was the prostitute.

>>83604442

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I looked it up and I really want to but I can't fap right now

>>83604654
I thought it was Cooper remembering his best bro, Harry Truman.

https://archive.org/details/JackNanceeraserheadUnknownFetishFilmRole

daily reminder

>>83604792

>catamite detected

>>83604828
He's back episode 7. If not, I promise to switch my waifu from Annie to Jade.

>>83604726
Christ, you really have no idea about the weirdest shit in Twin peaks, do you: http://popapostle.com/Twin-Peaks/html/episodes/The-Secret-History-of-Twin-Peaks.htm

>>83604796
His name is Chad

>>83604327

How will Dougie get off the Statue??

>>83604600
How would you have done it seeing as you're such a cinematographer

>>83604698
Dunno if you are joking or something, but none of them were.

I thought it was some kind of pointer to how pure Dougie/Cooper is now.

>>83604698
Dunno if you are joking or something, but none of them were.

I thought it was some kind of pointer to how pure Dougie/Cooper is now.

>>83604904

focus on her face form the start instead of suddenly panning up

>>83604773
I mean, look at Vince Gilligan's presence on Breaking Bad/BCS and look at that. Breaking Bad had the best cinematography ever.

>>83604561
>David Lynch's son's band
They were shit ofcourse

>>83604749
it was literally a commercial advertisement

>>83604483
I want her black hole so much. Last black woman I wanted was a boss (was just there for a temp amount of time).

Fuck.

>>83604776
I loved it!!!
Little dude is just sitting there eating his crackers and BOOM!
Meanwhile his mom is killing herself in the corner, but that explosion is what seems like the real tragedy to the kiddo.

>>83604602
Frost is legit retarded

>>83604894
His name is Hank

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Remind me who the Becketts are

>>83604794
Oh, good point.

>>83604794
Damn, good point!

Also that stuff about "agent", I think Coop will catch up soon.

>>83604673
Kek, he got BTFO'D

>>83604776
What's the problem?

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YOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83604327
>1. Evil Coop created Dougie to escape the Lodge
>2. The Hitmen trying to kill Dougie are contacting the same box in Buenos Aries as Evil Coop
>3. The Hitmen and Evil Coop are either actively working together, or are all part of a larger scheme


discuss

>>83604745
>Twin Peaks = Twin Towers
>yfe Bowie did Nine Eleven

Am I the only one who actually likes James?

I think he's cute when he tries to be all cool

>Cooper turns back to normal
>Winds up in Twin Peaks
>Wants to see Harry
>Frank informs him Harry passed away of cancer
>Cooper is notably saddened by this information

>>83604924

It's done on purpose to accentuate the close-up, you fucking retard.

>>83605028
evil coop created dougie to avoid being recalled to the lodge in a coopswap.

>>83605016
The establishing shots of the Cities so far have been incredible.

>>83604533
Who is that? HOw do you know him?

>>83605016

>the clock

ohshit

>>83605014
effect looked weird and everyone but the three people is fine despite standing so close.

Why wasn't Hawk phased at all by the strange bubbling pit of black goo that he came across in the middle of the woods, in the dead of night no less?

And why hasn't he bothered discussing it with anyone?

pretty sure he saw the red curtains too...unless he didn't actually perceive them, because he isn't "the gifted" or "the damned"

>>83604704
Please be true

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>>83604916
>>83604908

>>83605016
daily reminder lynch is an ISIS insurgent

>>83605016
>11 minutes to 9

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>>83605016

>>83605033
Nah, man, James was always cool.

it's fucking amazing how fast these reddit generals move without ever actually having a single moment of quality

>>83605028
I'm gonna guess that the people that dougie owes money to are a red herring and that the hitmen, along with the woman, want dougie dead because evil coop knows that realcoop would inhabit dougie's body when he returns to the world. Evil coop probably also knows that one of them has to die because of his decoy shenanigans, so he got some hitmen to finish the job for him. Now they're scared shitless because the fact that dougie isn't dead yet is bad news.

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>>83604412
you fucking retards literally in previous thread

>>83605071
Ernie Hudson!
Winston Zeddmore!
Warden Glynn!

>>83605032
I think you mean Jewdy did 911 (119)

>>83605033
New James is cuter and seems cooler.

>>83605087
I think it looked okay, it's not a suicide bomb, the bomb is meant to kill whoever's in the car and not blow up a city block.

>>83605097
that would be frost, seeing as he's a literal fucking commie and pushes his cuck ideology in every obnoxious episode he's written

>>83604828
Episode 8

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>she will NEVER sit on your face

>>83605116

It's amazing how fast your mother goes through cock.

>>83605032
>Black lodge occupants are the masterminds behind everything

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>>83605069
>when your production value is so shit the only thing they can praise is the stock footage

>>83605016
>that clock
how will you react when they'll reveal that cooper is responsible for 9/11?

>>83605016
What's the significance of 8:55AM, idiot?

>>83604872
Is this still canon?

>>83605160
Cellulitis buttocks.

>>83605160
>you will never eat her ass then go home to eat pancakes with sonny jim
KILL ME NOW

>>83605096
he's just looking down, then up and blinking normally

>>83604636
>Jacoby was preaching far-left ideology
>not an Alex Jones type
fucking what

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>>83604446
>>83604499
>>83604564
>>83604704

>Richard and Linda

>>83605055
and to mimic her mood

>>83605160
wow a black fridge

The thing that keeps blowing my mind and makes the episodes a required multiple viewing is the amount of stuff Lynch is trying to convey about the actual medium of television...frequently trying to stretch the limits of what is acceptable cognitive dissonance in regards to the acting and how long he can lampoon tv tropes.
Its so in your face, but at the same tiem you're trying to watch the episode.

He is a master, we only feel the tiny undercurrent of how avant-garde he is treating the medium of modern television, because we're living it.

>Thank you Warden Murphy.


if his plan doesn't work out, soon evil coop will be as retarded as dougie coop

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WE'RE GONNA GET THAT BLACK MOOOOOOOOOOOOLD FRANK

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>>83604683
Merry Christmas, Mr L. I raise my cup.

>>83605189
You are retarded.

>tfw Lynch is providing waifu overload

I started with Shelly as my all-time waifu. Then i was into Tracey, then Tammy, but now i'm definitely into Janey-E.

Will Lynch be providing such exquisite ass this entire season?

>>83604974
Post more and I just might.

I actually have no idea, but maybe Otis and his freakshow of a family?

>>83605285
*stares blankly*

>>83605016
>people don't know Lynch is a lowkey truther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ0pOIZpFlc

>>83605285
This scene made me laugh my ass off, awesome writing

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>Solo Waltz
>Laura Palmer's Theme
>Dark Moon Woods
>The Red Room
these tracks have been confirmed for the soundtrack release

RICHARD AND LINDA
SITTING ON A TREE
K-I-S-S-E-N-G

>>83605096
>>83605223
Yeah I don't think it's backwards either, but that it's an effect of him looking down.

It would be really creepy however, but he doesn't do anything else backwards, and only being in the lodge does stuff backwards from what we've seen so far.

>>83604483
>can actually act

>>83605340
We heard Laura Palmer's theme already, when Bobby saw Laura's photo in the conference room and started tearing up.

>>83605090
Hawk knows more about about the Black Lodge than most people, he gives Dale a good bit of information about it in the original series

>>83605370
>Yeah I don't think it's backwards either
That's fine but, just know that you're wrong.

>>83605317

BASED LYNCH

>>83605318
its a reference to Infinite Jest

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This might be the first time in history a character was 10/10 after just one scene.

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>>83605370
>>83605223
Here it is when it's played the right way.

>>83604561
They look like absolute fuckboys, but they did good.

>>83605370
>YREV VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU

>>83605370
>Yeah I don't think it's backwards either,

Yeah, you're fucking retarded.

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>tfw haven't watched the new episode but I wanna browse /tv/ and /tpg/

>>83605418
I think my favorite part about this scene is that it's quite obvious that people know who he is in a way, because the girls don't instantly kick up a fuss and alert nearby people. It's a nice way to show off he's a Horne, and as such has a lot of power and weight in town.

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Do I have a low quality rip or does it look like this photo of Coop is in the lodge? How would the FBI have it?

>>83605424
Isnt this the Rainmaker kid from Looper?

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>>83605291
Why was the typeface/font on the coffee mug the same as the common "David Lynch" font from the credits of FWWM/Wild at Heart/Twin Peaks S3 etc?

What did he mean by this?

>>83605402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj6akvriqJQ
jacoby scene from episode 5 CONFIRMED BASED ON ALEX JONES

>>83605302
i have remained a Shelly loyalist you filthy traitor

What did BRIT gave to CGI TOAD (the cook, not the fat one) and why?

>>83605474
It's wood

>>83605474
That's not the lodge, that's just a standard wooden wall.

>>83605394
that didn't mean it was confirmed for the soundtrack, since the original tracks has already been released on the soundtrack for the first season. This just confirms that some tracks are being rereleased on the new soundtrack

>>83604561
Hell yeah I liked it. That 7" looks nice too.

>>83605471
that in of itself seems odd though since the Horne brothers seem to be morally good characters now.

>>83605457
Watch that episode right NOW anon

>>83605506
>shelly loaylist
more like a coalburner fan

>>83605407
I specifically remember the mold he ate being described as orange and that's a real fucking stretch either way

>>83605400
>>83605437
>>83605444
Chill down, did Dougie steal your coffee this morning?

This post makes me question my thoughts, not your internet toughness.
>>83605424

>>83605506
>sticking with Shelley after Jade, Tracey, Preston, and Janey-E
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, anon.

>The cow jumped over the moon
What did he mean by this?

Also, who the fuck is mr Strawberry?

>>83605474
Wood paneling, from the sheriff's department, in-universe it was probably taken for his hearing after the one eyed Jack's incident so it would be his most recent photo

>>83605548
Well, some people raised the theory that he's evil coop's + audrey's son

Why is Naomi Watts' character is literally named January Jones?

>>83605567
I want facebook to go

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>>83605592
Open only if you want to get spoiled.

>>83605490
>twin peaks theme in the background as lynch talks about 9/11

AHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83605548
They're the same

Ben doesn't want any unnecessary attention

>>83605400
>>83605444
bullshit..

And coop started crying before the kid blinked anyway

>>83605474
That's wood behind him.

>>83605490
I think Alex Jones and David Lynch had a nice conversation, I see why Lynch would agree to an interview like that seeing as his obsessions with 50's americana and red scare paranoia perfectly reflect our current times.
It's not s critique, it's just a repetition of politics and society that he grew up in just as Twin Peaks was a repetition.

It's all cyclical, it's so interesting...Lynch is obviously obsessed with it.

>>83605592
DAAAAAAARYLLLLL....DAAAAAAARRRRRRYLLLLL

the cow jumped over the moon

>>83605622
t. cuck

You happy now?

>>83604386

>best gal of season 3 is totally black

Uncle Ben is spinning in his grave

>>83605490
I hate when artists talk about anything else but art.

Stay in your lane, Lynch.

>>83605605
But Doppeldale vanished like the day he took over Dale after killing Briggs, meanwhile Audrey would be in the emergency room over that bomb she took to the face

>>83605567


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FBI academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous blue rose cases, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in tibetan method and I’m the top investigator in the entire FBI. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dugpas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meditation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FBI and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>83605506
I will always be a shellyfag but if Lynch isnt going to cast her very much i'm gonna enjoy the other babes.

who is more autistic, dougie or some of the people in this thread?

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Did anyone else notice that Bargain Bin Elijah Wood who gives Coop coffee is also the camera guy on Better Call Saul?

>>83604327
Why is Dougie Coop retarded? What would it take for Agent Cooper to come back?

>people defend the Bobby crying scene

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Coffeefags get out this is now a green tea latte thread

>>83605697
it's okay to be embarrassed about having to be spoonfed something so fucking obvious before you realize you were wrong but holy shit get a grip before you post shit like this >>83605567

>>83605736
THIS JUST IN: People on 4chan have autism!

>>83605736
yes

>>83605722
He's a human being. He's allowed to talk about whatever he wants, and he has talked about a number of things beyond art all throughout his years. Go suck an egg.

>>83605661

idk anon, those numbers seem pretty Mr Jackpots to me.

what is the name of the unreleased documentary about pedophiles in the government that uses Laura Palmer's Theme as placeholder music? creeped me the fuck out.

>>83605739
Fuck, that's where I knew him from. Thanks, anon.

>>83605757
Because when Cooper replaced Dougie, he replaced an artificial human who disintegrated upon return to the lodge so he didn't get his memories back. His doppelganger has all of his memories. Simple stuff.

>>83605739
I knew I recognized him from another show where absolutely nothing happens

>>83605129
>pencil erasers

>>83605800
Why would Evil Coop hold Agent Coop's memories?

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Reminder that Leftovers>Shit Peaks

less than 100 posts to go for the next epic le normie general!

>>83605667
Lynch hangs out with weirdos, physically deformed/disabled people, and crazies on a regular basis. He is drawn to them and likes fetishize them


However, edgy retards probably think he's a "redpilled" paranoid whacko just because he indulged the literal snake oil salesman Mr. Jones for a chat.
Those are the types of people he opens up to, not interviewers or journalists

>>83605839
If those are the waifus in it, I'll fucking pass.

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>I'm thinking we should get a hold of Tom Sizemore for this role David-
>Let me stop you right there, Mark, I've got someone even better!

>>83605835
Because he is a copy of Coop, just with the opposite personality.

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>>83605764
Oh, my dad died

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>>83604327
Wow hey Dougie! You movin' back here? Good to see ya! You still masturbate?

>>83605839
>shittier version of lost
>better than twin peaks
no.

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>tfw "he's lying"

>>83605766
drinking red tea right now highly recommend it caffeinecucks go

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I want to ______ a David

Should I download the MOROSE 1080p rip or just wait for Deflate or NTB? Seems like MOROSE is an amazon rip, but it doesn't say on the page

>>83605888
He's my best agent.

>>83605908
cuddle

>>83605839
Don't make me choose between Naomi Watts and Carrie Coon, you sick fuck.

>>83605839
Season 1 was good. Season 2 finale was all right. Rest is shit

>>83605839
jesus christ is that the best women your ""show"" has to offer?
embarrassing

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>tfw you just wanted to be a FBI agent to help people
>tfw all that hard work led to you being trapped in some surreal, nonsense room with people who talk weird for 25 years
>tfw no one calls for help

>>83605848
jfc it's only been roughly 45 minutes. Imagine if these normie retards would actually have something of interest to post and refrained from all this unnecessary shitposting.

>>83605766
This scene was fucking hilarious.

>>83605908
>cryogenically preserve

>>83605910
Doesn't look any better or worse than DEFLATE on previous episodes.

>>83605910
wait for bluray rip

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>>83605957

>>83605766
>Lynch's longwinded metaphor for cuckolding
Top lol

This is a damn fine thread xD

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>>83605945
genuinely heartbreaking anon stop

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Why did Lynch make MIKE do the dab?

>>83605970
this

>>83605839
Both are great, let's not start a fight now...

>>83605770
Thanks for the lesson. Do you have time for another one on wednesday?

I'm still not entirely convinced since Dougie looked hard and cried before the blinking. But whatever, kys.

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WAIT. So the job interview guy was Mike? Why did I not realise it while watching?

>>83605945
>tfw all that hard work
you mean cheating with your fbi partner's wife? yeah, real hard work. He deserves it

>>83604848
The ring prevents BOB from possessing you. Not having it stopped BOB from killing her pre-emptively as she was his next target for possession, then having it immediately before he possessed her sent him into a fury where he merely murdered her rather than sent her soul to an eternal, hellish limbo like her father.

>>83605957
>>83605848
nice samefagging

>>83605985
>projecting your cuckold fetish onto literally everything

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>>83605945

>tfw that scene legitimately got me choked up
>tfw no one will help Coop

Thoroughly LYNCHED over here.

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>>83605016
Lucky Larry Silverstein
Building 7
INSURANCE

>>83604386
>the most positive portrayal of a sex worker I've ever seen in tv or film
>"BUT THE MALE GAZE!!"
the lynchings continue.

>>83606036
It was pretty damn obvious.

>>83604386
Eternally, Coop better wife that by the end.

>>83606040
Hey, Windom, nice to see you again.

>>83605868
But
It
Is
?

>>83606036
probably because Mike was basically an extra in the original show

>tfw the show ends with Coop getting is memory back and nothing else happens.

>>83606040
Post the lovecraft pasta

Are SJW's pissed about the Richard Horne scene?

>>83604387
He didn't know what it was.

>>83606109
Greatest blue balls in television history, Coop.

>>83606059
look at the rug bro

some twin towers there, on the ground

>>83606121
Probably

>>83606121
yes after they rubbed one out.

>>83606121
That was a great scene. A huge fuck you to those cunts always wet for "bad guys". That's what a real bad guy would do. I hope to see more of that cheeky motherfucker.

>>83606147
Lynch knows.

>>83606036
fuck i knew i recognised him from somewhere
the only thing i could think of was a washed up macauley culkin for some reason

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check these dougles

What song on credits?

reminder that this is the best scene in twin peaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62P6Gm9jpE

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>when you kill a police deputy during a drug deal gone bad and end up becoming one yourself years later

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>>83606036
Is he still the man in the new series?

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Can't get more alpha.

A little bit of Bob is still in Cooper's Doppelganger. But does that meant the rest of him is in someone else?

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>>83606269

>>83604970

>>83606269
Yup

Just wanna say that Naomi Watts can still get these inches.

>>83606269
it's like a completely different show. will twin peaks ever be even remotely similar to what it was?

>>83606380
LOL COFFEE SO RANDUMB1!!1

>>83606376
W-what did you mean by this?

>>83604327
Guide to being a Twin Peaks™ try-hard fag or normie:
-Shit on the original show whenever and as much as possible.
-Post nonsensical memes from the series, the more absurd or pathetic the better.
-Post as much and as fast as possible in /tpg/ - Twin Peaks General™, regardless of how asinine or immature your posts are.
-Claim to be familiar with Lynch and try to "BTFO" people by always using such meme phrases like "lynch'd" whenever applicable.
-Always defend the shit characterization and writing of the new season. No exceptions.
-Remember to mention whatever is currently popular among other """fans""" of the show

>>83606376

all two of them?

>>83606324
Just a sicko rich kid that no one can touch

He probably has terrible taste in everything, just like Frank Booth

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I just noticed the whole neighborhood is for sale.

Weird.

>>83606324
Nah, Coop Truman Pete Denise Cole Albert Mike (lodge) all best boys

>>83606411
>Guide to being a faggot
-be you.

>>83606416
>being this assblasted that your waifu is now obsolete
gotta be a Josie fan

>>83606416
Yes. And?

>>83604602
Bob is Native American.

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what the FUCK was her problem?

>>83606324

he will die or get buttfucked this season, i guarantee it

>>83606455
Typical cunt nagging wife?

>>83606324
>edgy lanklet with a wicked sense of humor who smokes in no smoking areas because he doesn't care about ANYTHING man
>alpha
kek nice power fantasy faggot

>>83606411
>How to be a retarded Lynch fan
>wait for fifteen years after a release then pretend you always liked it

>>83606411
are you upset that people enjoy aspects that you don't and that you are somehow more in the right?

>>83606455

she was going to get black mold you pleb

>>83606411
All true except for the 5th one. The new season is great in its own right, and not even 1/3 complete.

You're comparing what we know about characters through 5 episodes to what we know about characters that we know from 30 episodes, a movie, a deleted scenes compilation, and 3 books + 25 years of discussion and theories.

>>83606479
t. kissless virgin

NEW

>>83606494
>>83606494
>>83606494

>>83604828
10 or more

>>83606443
Also, I know everyone already noticed this, but it's called Rancho Rosa, like the logo in the opening (production company I think)

>>83606443
I assumed it was a new housing development that was just completed.

Michael Cera?

DROPPED!

>>83606455
BLACK
M
O
L
D

>>83606452
Well his actor is, BOB is a black lodge inhabitant

>>83606514
You forgot the meme arrows friend, don't be so hard on yourself over the virginity

>>83606092
The Nadine/Mike /ss/ subplot was based.

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>>83606455
She's just ready to move to Lake Havisu is all.

>>83606376
I found her a little flat in the rear area.

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based jacoby scene

>>83606657
>/ss/
He was 18

>>83605096
I would be lying to myself if I said this wasn't backwards, especially compared to this >>83605424

STOP TEASING US LYNCH WHEN IS JEFFRIES GOING TO SHOW UP

>>83605908
that dude styled his hair once and never looked back

>>83606679
Still basically a kid.

>>83606709
He's not.

>>83606514
>projecting this hard

LMAO

>>83605766
I love that he actually liked the green tea

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>seven days till the new episode airs

>>83606744
He is, Lynch has never commented about Bowie being in show, Frost said it was "classified" which means yes

>>83606269
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you

>>83606455
YOURE IMPOSSIBLE

>>83606869
Shit, I will have hanged myself by then.

So the blackberry pretty much gives aways that Dougie Jones is in 2003, right?
Or am I just being Lynched?

>>83606681
Yeah the comparison made it kind of obvious. But still though, a backwards blink outside of the lodge?

Is Sonny Jim the kid from FWWM? Mrs. Tremonds Grandson.

>>83604872
KEK

>>83605160
I'd like to spend 25 years in her black lodge

>>83607040
The guy who gave him the coffee in the boardroom had an iPad so get off this stupid theory.