Forged in Fire

>it's a "the professional gets BTFO by the amateur" episode

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>when a smith quenches in water

>>83604714
aint ya supposed to use oil or somethan?

>>83604078
I cant stand that little manlet Mexican ewok person. Every fucking time, he just waves his hands around in the fucking air like he's Bruce Lee, or casting a magic spell or some shit, so annoying. Then when he actually goes to his amazing ninja skills with a weapon he sucks hard. For example, when slicing something with a sword you want to use the "push pull" technique, the pulling of the sword makes it easier to slice completly through something, but Mexican ewok just hacks shit like he's chopping down a tree, then he waves his hands around more like he's Tom cruise in minority report fighting pre crime. Manlet Mexican faggot.

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>it's a contestant describes himself as a viking episode

can i get a quick rundown on this show?

is it like a blacksmithing competition/reality show?

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>it's a woman makes a kitchen knife episode

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> Its a 'everyone is surprisingly respectful too each other each other and everyone understands when they don't make the cut' episode

>>83604858
It's a knife making competition. Four contestant start. Round one they have to forge a blade in three hours, round two they have to complete a finished knife with a handle and hardened edge. Final round they get five days at their home forge to create a historical weapon from the judges' specifications.

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>it's an old guy has a heart attack from overexertion episode

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>when the damascus turns out just right

>>83605185
Kek, and the show is so hardcore they just say "welp, they forfeited" and don't ever check back on them again.

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>>83604078
The only two shows on TV that are worth watching.

Someone needs to make a webm of Mexican Bruce Lee judge waving his hands around, he does it in every episode.

>>83605406
>It's a they scam a clearly demented old couple of all their valuables episode

Don't you think it's a little unfair that every weapon gets tested back to back by the same person?

Like, when he tests the last weapon compared to the first he probably isn't swinging as hard.

>>83605421
"It will kill"

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>>83605591
keel*

>>83605406
breaking
the
ice

>>83605406
I fucking hate this show

>that one episode where they leave an old man baking in the sun for 2 hours while they look around
>the poor old man is no longer in any condition to barter so they have to leave

>>83605406
>>83605449
>it's a Mike gets rug burns on his dick from dried up 95 year old pussy while Frank watches and pleasures himself with an oil can from 1908 episode

>>83605591
>>83605640
if you look it up, doug actually insists on saying "keal" - meaning Keep Everyone ALive

>>83604078
i made a FiF general like 3 days ago and got ike 3 replies :(
yeah, fucking nigger "weapon" episodes are even worse than the 2 billion indian blades they chose for the final round. i'm kinda looking forward to seeing what thay'll do once ideas run out

>>83605777
>Keep Everyone ALive
except for the fucker you're fucking up

>it's a weeaboo shows up in a kimono and only makes Japanese weapons episode

>>83605406
It's pretty fucking comfy. Apart from a few cringe episodes.

>>83605914
he explains that to him, weapons aren't meant to attack, but to defend, hence keeping ppl alive, or something along those lines

>>83605992
a shield is used to defend, a sword more often than not was used on peasants

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You can make a great drinking game while watching this show. Drink every time the judges say: cold shut, delamination, bend, crack, or quench.

>>83606154
That sounds fun.

Just once I want to hear a ping from the quench when they come back from the commercial break.

>>83606623
At least the newer season are better with that. The first two seasons. we'd hear the blade snap and have it cut to commercial.

>>83604760

It depends on the steel, some are oil quenching some are water.