Dwayne "The Failed" Johnson

>>83600155
Hey Critic!

>>83600155
>the failed

Is that really the best you could come up with?

Dwayne "Oh Long" Johnson

>>83600188
Hey Mr. Johnson?

>>83600155
Fuck you, you don't like a FUN movie? A little RATED R RAUNCH fest? Well it was made for the FANS so fuck off.

>>83600155
You jealous critics just don't appreciate raunchy fun #litty

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>highest paid actor
>failed

>>83600188
Dwayne "The Softy" Johnson?

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OI, ROCKY! YOUR FLICK IS A SHITTE YA WANKER!

>>83600651
Lmao

>>83600155
Its actually not as bad as the reviews make out, its a bad movie but it is fairly funny throughout

>>83600155
SUICIDE WATCH

I actually enjoyed the film, it's definitely kino. Went in without expecting much and got out laughing

The only thing I didn't like was the steady stream of piss going down my leg

CONIRMED UPCOMING ROCK RELEASES:
Jumanji 2
Rampage
Fast 9
Fighting with my Family

.... he'll be fine.

>>83600155
Just because you stuffed up CRITIC'S didn't like it doesn't mean the FANS didn't ok?? Us real fans of FUN and RAUNCHY comedies loved this movie

Lighten up brah

>>83600155
That end of the credit scene though when when the group of hooligans are driving on the sand at very high speeds and the rock chases them down in his life guard car then makes one of them spin out revealing the driver to be Dom from fast and the furious and Dom says "hello Hobbs. New job?"

Absolute K I N O

>>83602554

>Black Adam
>San Andreas 2

And Shazam if they make it.

>>83602695
Please let this be real

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>>83602981
It is you manlet