why does /tv/ hates him ?

>>83599488
I grew up with Chris Stuckman.

>>83599488
He said something bad about BvS

TELL

He's the biggest pleb known to man
https://letterboxd.com/cuddles287/list/chris-stuckmann-the-film-buffs-bucket-list/

>>83599488
His thumbnails make me laugh

>>83599488
Because he doesn't seem to understand half the films he watches and gives simplistic criticisms that just about anybody could make. Watch his Guardians 2 review, he hardly says anything about it and gives it an A- or something like everything else. Shit, he doesn't even mention the kino-tier soundtrack and cinematography.

Also, if you can find it, watch Julia. It's cringe gold.

>>83599488
His stupid fucking face makes me want to attack him. And then he has those stupid video thumbnails with his face making a whore porn face of some kind with his hands spread in surprise.

>>83599488
He's a fucking crybaby that can't take criticism. I hate that kind of people.

>>83599488
Honestly I hate all Youtubers

I dunno he doesn't really bother me. His reviews are like 7 mins at most, I check him out and usually go 'okay, cool I guess' and move on.

>>83599488
brainlet

I don't get the hate but I grew up watching his reviews so maybe I'm biased.

I watched some extended retrospective review of his once and he shamelessly copies the plinkett videos, down to the line delivery and transition screens, he then made a video after people rightfully accused him of ripping rlm off saying he has no idea what they're talking about

>>83599488
It's only a few underage autists on /tv/ that despise Stuckmann because he made fun of BvS. He isn't a bad reviewer.

>>83600056
https://youtu.be/hBssoJLnJAg

You wrote this song

>>83600095
WHy'd you trick me int watching your shitty video

>>83599521
It took me too long to get this

>>83599488
because hotel transylvania is his favorite movie

>>83599611
>All that entry level shit

>>83599852
Isn't it on pornhub? Someone link to it please.

>>83600302
No movies from before 2000 either.

because

http://whathappenedtofuryofthefilmfan.blogspot.de/

ctrl+f "chris stuckmann"
read from there on. fits perfectly.

>>83599488
I don't hate him, but his perspective is so narrow that I don't gain any insight from his reviews

>>83600310
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e3dc50f2b0b

>>83599488
As far as reviewers go on youtube he's probably one of the least irritating ones out there. Sure he mostly reviews popular and mainstream films but he doesn't pretend to be some pseudo-intellectual retard like a lot of the people on youtube either, and has no intention of reviewing things like The Black Hen, It’s Only the End of the World or Neruda (both a good and a bad thing depending on how you see it). At least he doesn't JUST review capeshit like RLM.

say that to zod's snapped neck

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>>83600465

>>83600465

michael mann would be proud

>>83599488
I only even know who he is because he threw a sissy-fit when RLM acknowledged him with a joke. Also he has a dumb tatoo that gets posted here all the time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhJeMkMo98&ab_channel=tfwnoqtpiefagfJDIMSA

he's popular which means we have to hate him

>>83601456
of course someone who thinks /tv/ is contrarian likes stuckmann. it writes itself

>>83601456
Or that he just parrots everything everyone else says and doesn't seem to have a mind of his own

>makes corny joke
>lightly chuckles to himself

>>83599488
I could write an essay on why I hate him and why everyone should hate him

He just seems so fake. Like his personality on screen was crafted in a lab somewhere.

I remember watching an episode of the Schmoes podcast in like 2013 when they had him and Jeremy Jahns on and it was so uncomfortable. The guy has no social skills and you could visibly see the discomfort in his face.

Say what you want but at least Jahns, the Schmoes and Flick pick know who they are and don't put up this pathetic persona.

Also how fucking annoying is it when he says something with that stupid smug look on his face and bursts out laughing like a child at his own joke

>>83601303
Man. How unfunny.

>>83599488
juden
thats why

>>83601303
>when someone links your video on 4chan

what is this feel im feeling

>>83604050
Keep doing God's work so we don't give that asshole any views.

>>83599488
Because he reminds most /tv/ users of themselves. Easily triggered skinny manlet autists who have no friends and supplements their loneliness with movies and despite spending so much time watching them they still havent developed even a semblance of real taste and routinely get upstaged by black men.

>>83599611
Jesus Christ it's like he just looked up all the most recent movies in the top 250 and made it his own list
What a fucking pleb

>>83604158
Cuckmann is like 6'2 and has a really qt wife

>>83604223
He is IMDb taste in person. I like it.

I also like he went from total autist to charismatic normie.

just look at the thumbnails of his videos, you want to punch him very hard. He's a cocksucker

>>83600465
Wow, this is so original and not at all like some kind of Michael Mann/Nicolas Winding Refn hybrid film.

>>83599488
People are jealous he has better taste in kino and women than the fat autistics at RLM

>>83599488
Most of his reviews seem like he just watched the trailer and said a few nondescript things.

based our guy

>>83600356
That's actually the point of the list you colossal retard. Holy shit, can you imagine being this anon and being so stupid you actually fail to understand a list stuckman made?

How does this mother fucker get through life? Jesus christ.

>>83603210
Do it. I'd read it. It could become classic /tv/ copypasta

>>83605618
Serious or meme-y?

>>83605672
Serious, do it lad

>>83599991
Anon.....I'm so so sorry.

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>>83605840
Keep the thread alive, I'll give it a shot.

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Stuckmann is really the ultimate of plebs, but he only gets grating in large dozes. He starts off as a fairly mediocre and bland reviewer, usually tapping at the exact general feel of the public. He either has a knack for it, is just that bland or actually waits for the actual shills(which let's be fair, he isn't) to pump their meaningless tripe into the Youtube vacuum. Fact is, you'll never get something even remotely controversial from this man, even when he goes out and reviews tackier or more controversial things, e.g. Prometheus or The Rover. Which brings me to my next point.
This mother fucker will like or be fine with almost absolutely everything. A film has major flaws, like bad acting, massive plotholes or a godawful script? Don't worry, it's a B-. Or Heavens forbid, the dreaded C-, oh how daring. He seems to enjoy films indiscriminately and is either afraid his audience is so fickle they'll abandon him when he shits on one they might like or he doesn't really enjoy film as a an art form and it's just a vent for other deeper issues within. But enough armchair psychiatry.
Fact is he doesn't hate things, there's nothing that grates him and you can't respect a man that does not feel offended by things, minor or major, because tirades and pet peeves are what makes us seem more human and give us character. In a way, he is hollow on screen and we innately feel that. Take Kermode and his famous PotC rants: even those of us that enjoy the films for the fun mindless romps find them funny because that is a man that lets go and just starts chewing into a thing he dislikes. You'll be hard pressed to find this guy ever letting go, because there is nothing he's holding back: he's shallow and hollow, humorless and passionless about film.
One might be tempted to argue his criticisms are surface level, even when it comes to his 'analysis' videos, but that is moot at this point; criticism should be akin to performance art and Chris is an underperformer, in every regard.

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>>83606432
How did I do lads?

>>83606520
Glad i've never watched any of his videos.

>>83606540
Well, if that 10-minute post convinces anons not to watch that fag, I may just leave this world a better place for me passing through it.

>>83606520
good stuff anon

I WAS SAYING "I GREW UP WITH" ON PURPOSE TO MEME YOU HAHAHA

JOKES ON Y-YOU

>>83599488
Those adult braces. Fucking cringe.

>>83605233
>>>83600356
>That's actually the point
The point was to make a baby list of shit teens watch? You can easily find foreign and better films from the 2000s and present. This shit is fucking pathetic

>>83607159
anon, shut the fuck up. It's a shit list but pointing out that there is nothing from before 2000 is literally retarded. Just seriously shut the fuck up. You look fucking stupid. Stop posting. Go look at a different thread. You're an idiot. Again, shut the fuck up.

>>83606710
I didn't know he was an apologist with zero critique and terrible taste.

What's the point of listening to a critic with ZERO critical values?

Can someone post some pictures of his wife to spice this thread up?

>>83607289
You have negative(minus) critical value. Or you want to be entertained, but this is not the case, since the man's fucking boring.

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Rate my list lads

>>83606951
Did he actually make a video about this?

>p-please stop bullying me for Zod's snapped neck, I wrote the whole thing in 10 mins, r-realy
was hilarious

>>83607286
Why so mad Stuckman?

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>>83599926
yes

>>83601303

unironically makes fun of nerd culture shows while his room is lit with neon leds and plastic toys?

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because hes a chad

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>>83599832

>when you already nutted but she still suckin

>>83607560
Well he got comedic timing, I'll give him that.

>>83607457
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvctbUtnGPA

"I put it in all my videos to FUCK WITH YOU, ahahaha!"

>>83607379
top tier action right there, Ajeossi is my favorite movie of all time. New World, Yellow See and I saw the Devil are all greats too.

For a second I thought '71 was 71: Into The Fire. that would REALLY make this list great.

>>83599488
He's a poor film reviewer and can't articulate this thoughts and feelings very well.

>>83607525
He also has a NES on display because NERD CRED.

Fucking manchild.

>>83607598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCXwwCc8sxs

just gonna leave this here, if this doesn't convince you to go watch Ajeossi, then I don't know.

>>83607595
What an asshole. This is both autistic and actually insulting. Why does anyone listen to him, if he couldn't even afford honesty regarding stupid shit like that?

>>83607595
holy fuck how did i miss this
why does he keep responding to memes?

>>83607598
I don't know mang, looking back at old action films the action itself is often shockingly subpar. Escape from New York and Die Hard are notable examples of this, especially when you stand them next to John Wick or Edge of Tomorrow.

>ajeossi
Man from Nowhere? That was amazing, Leon done to perfection.
>won bin's last 2 films are 7 and 8 years ago respectively
>mother and this
Jesus Christ, the output quality.

I stumbled onto a video of his once while trying to find an old compilation of Mortal Kombat Annihilation clips. I didn't find his analysis interesting or delivering anything new.

>>83607595
love these vids bullying the prick

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>>83599926
This. What else annoys me is when people take selfies pulling dumb cunt faces. They open their eyes and mouths really wide to make themselves seem "kooky" and "fun" whereas really they're just mentally ill defectives with confidence issues and narcissistic personality disorder.

>>83607711
It's a shame Won Bin sorta stopped acting. He could have made it in Hollywood, but it's probably better he didn't.

The guy was in Taegukgi aswell, btw. Go watch that if you haven't yet, as well as "The Front Line".

>>83607560
did you see his fucking jeans in this thing?
so uncool and not intimidating.

>>83607855
I mean, Won Bin wasn't in The Front Line, but still go watch it if you like korean kino. Ddongpari is another recommendation I can make.

>>83607834
you're just jealous that he's LE QUIRKY and having fun

He's JUST LIKE US!

>>83607855
>>83607900
My favorite Gook film is The Good, the Bad and the Weird, followed closely by this. I love the manic energy. I liked Taegukgi just fine, didn't find it special tho. Ddongpari I haven't seen. Yet

need more stuckman memes u guys

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>>83608061
Forgot pic

>>83608061
Ddongpari is great, it's straight drama though. Almost no action, other than the main guy knocking a few heads together. Will make you cry almost guaranteed though, sad as hell.

I want to also recommend Silmido and The Berlin File. If you can stand slightly more k-dramaish stuff, go watch Hwayi and A Werewolf Boy. Kinda hard to find some of these movies unless you are an AvistaZ member though.

the only things of worth this autismo has made are his Drive and Only God Forgives analysis videos

his reviews are like oncinema in how he is waaay to fucking gracious to everything that is average or above

and everything else from his response videos to his own personal short films are embarrassing to watch

>>83608196
Those are shit too.

>>83608196
But dude...he grew up with those!

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i grew up with people who fought nazis for their entire life and this inspired me to the same

i give this asswhooping an A+

>>83608517
Why do I think this is what he actually said in his Wonder Woman review

This guy looks like a soviet union propagandist. When the bolcheviks took over, they raised an army of scumbags like Chris Stuckmann to infect their ideology into the minds of millions of people

>>83605125
He doesn't want to spoil things.

Somebody start a stream

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wy8xvhS9bpo

>>83608776
what an idiot

>>83608781
>It's over 8,000 meme right off the bat
And here I thought this pathetic manchild couldn't get worse.

>>83606710
I will still watch him, because I have the same inoffensive taste.

He should be more racist though.

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I though this thread was about this guy.

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>>83599611
>Creed but no Rocky
>MI4 but no MI1
>Pirates of the Caribbean
>Avengers
>Captain America
>the fucking Force Awakens without even Hope or Empire

Like half of these are just action-adventure movies. While there's nothing wrong with that, he has little knowledge of what makes a film "good". This is just stuff he likes. I don't even call myself a buff and I have better taste

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>>83599488
Stuckman reviews in a nutshell:
>So as you may know I grew up with X
>Proceeds to explain plot
>Does a really basic and surface anaylsis of themes
>Nitpicks a few things
>A+ would watch again

>>83609188
shit, didn't realize that it was movies from the 2000s

>>83607379
Good list. Glad to see New World getting some love.

>>83607595
He's like a bullied nerd trying to play the bully

I like him, he's fine.

>>83605902
Cunt

tell that to zod's snapped neck

>its a chris tries to be funny episode

>>83605233
Even if that is the point, it's still worth pointing out, because it says a lot about his garbage taste. Nice job sperging out though.

I don't know why, but I always felt like he's an insecure douchebag that gets genuinely mad when people make fun of him

>>83599488
Is that Paul Rudd?

>>83599488
He doesn't understand film and messages.

>prefaces his Get Out review by saying he grew up with black friends

>>83610144
i really want to know why he chose to include that photo in the video

>>83599488
because he is a gigantic niggerfaggot

>>83599611
Dear god, it looks like he made that list in an hour and all off the top of his head.

>>83610433
>>>/pol/

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>>83599488
>great cinematography
>great acting
>I grew up with [x]
>ambient music in his movie analysis
>Cringe thumbnails

I stop watching this hack after his Sicario review.

>>83604050
DUUUUDE 4chan is suuuppeerr crazy right?!?!?!

So far you've given reasons why you dislike him, not his reviews.

Idiots.

>>83601303
How can one man be so punchable?

i stopped watching chris stuckmann when he started trying to be funny aka when he joined channel awesome

>>83605902
I hope he reads it.

He's spineless. He tries so hard not to be offensive and please everyone. And he has no real knowledge of filmmaking beyond what is common knowledge.

He also thinks M. Night Pooinloo is a good director.

>>83607379
Raid 2 was literal shit

>>83607560
lol he was probably bullied in school

>>83611053
Why would I trust the opinion of someone I dislike?

w2c that stuckman jawline?

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>>83599488
Should he transition?

>>83611588
looks like jennifer connelly

>>83607595
cringe

>>83599488
sometimes I try to watch him out of curiosity, but every time I see thumbnail with his face that horribly trying to convey emotions I just close the tab

im mr brightsideeeeeee

>>83606520
>>83606432
Good job me boy

>>83610705
Sad thing is, he wrote than in 20 minutes

/tv/ hates mediocrity and brainlets

>>83599488
He is a shit critic who can't critique a film beyond "I liked it because it was cool" or "I didn't like it because it was strange".

He has absolutely no idea the components and the artistic merit that goes into film. If he can't recognize why a film works and why a film doesn't, then why should he have any business critiquing them?

>>83610330
Cause he's a minimal autist that's annoying and moronic.

T W E N T Y M I N U T E S

https://twitter.com/chris_stuckmann/status/721835805300416512

>>83615758
>the fake laugh
>"my friends"
>empty car

Why does he always look so sickly?

>>83617321
he has the look of a guy who literally never goes into the sunlight