Why does she only do shit, and melodramatic indie films?

>>83599281
because she is a cunt

>>83599281
Because she is patrician.

>>83599281
After twilight that's all she can get

because she is an artist

>>83599281
Damn Eminem looks like THAT!?

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>>83599281

because she has good taste

smelly dyke

>>83599281

serious actress. also hot and bisexy.

>>83599281
Why do I still think she's hot with that hair, while pretty much everyone else with it is repulsive?

>>83599281
>she will never give you a reluctant handjob

What a hideous freak she's become

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>>83600813

because shes perfect

>>83599281
She doesn't have the "it" factor or "star" potential. After Twilight they tried to keep her in the spotlight with Snow White and look at how that failed.

She's pretty much forced now to do these shitty indie movies because she has absolutely no screen presence and a very limited dramatic range.

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>>83600813
Because she looks like a man and you're a closet homo

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what went

>>83600853
She's not even remotely hot enough to pull that look off. Gross.

>>83600918
i wish i was a female lesbian

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>>83600911
Superior version

>>83600911
Is it gay that I like how she looks here but would be disappointed if she revealed a small little flaccid cock upon sliding her panties down?

>>83600889
I think snow white was the only character that I thoroughly enjoyed her as. She was so beautiful in that movie.

>>83599281
She's fucking beautiful

>>83601015
not at all. she's an attractive woman, just with short hair

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>>83600918

right

>>83601015
Yes you are gay

Shady is back?

>>83599281
I don't understand his hair. Neonazi??

>>83601075
She looks like a scrawny white-trash guy in these. Doesn't she have handlers? Is she sharing Miley Cyrus' stylist?

>>83601178
yeah she hates niggers espeically krager

>>83600918
>perfect opportunity for underboob
>flat chested
i'm not saying she's a boy but come on...

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>>83601178

yes

KKKstew

>>83601259
What's going on here?

>>83601307
She's a klutz and had sweaty hands so she asked him to place it there so she wouldn't drop it.

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>>83601307

racism

>>83601427
>I think black people should worry less about the oscars and more about finding their fathers.

-Kristen Stewart

>>83601089
Would it be gayer if I wished that she would peg me with a strap on, or rather with a natural girl cock?

>>83601259
Christ, what a fucking racist cunt. Did she think she'd get black cooties or something??

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its only a matter of time

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>>83601634

blacks are filthy desu

>>83601686
>thinking she hasn't gotten filled with black seed already multiple times during her "experimenting" days

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i want kristen to bully me

>>83600918
More like what went TIGHT

>>83601839
me 2

>>83601686
she's a lesbian, retard

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She's still hot, but longhair thicc kstew was the best

>>83601906
>that
>thicc
kys

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WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!!?

>>83601839
I want her to beat the shit out of me and then aggressively rape me with her clothes still on and then give me a dirty look and start walking away and stop for a minute to let out a big wet fart and then lean over to blow out a snot rocket and then continue walking away

>>83601921
Amerifat detected

>>83601906
flat white sad ass

>>83601901

shes bi pissface

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>>83601865
>>83601940

:(

>>83601938
>tfw no pure stew gf

>>83602036
i want xer to pet me!

>>83600853
I bet she paid $1000 for someone to paint that dirt on her

>>83601940

she seems like the type who swallows cum aggressively

>>83601991
Amerifat detected

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>>83601686

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>>83602058

>>83599281
Remember when she was in Twilight?

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>>83602073

its for a movie you dunce

>>83602091
>Not even a real kiss
Utter hatred averted

>>83602103
now i want to pet xer!

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>>83602106

yeah those were good times

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>>83602169

>>83602103
Who is the middle one

>>83602255
I don't care if she is a bisexual. Just don't racemix

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Kstew triggers something primal, i just want to pin her down and breed her.

>>83602314
it's your inner homo because shes a dude

>>83602265
Her gf stella maxwell

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>>83602265

stella maxwell, kstews gf

>>83602336
>shes a dude
You are not a smart man, are you?

>>83602380
It's ok to be gay anon.

Although in your case it's both gay and stupid.

is this what dykes do when they decide they want to be a top as opposed to bottom?

>>83602255
Parapa?

>>83602489
>decide you like women
>you want to be with other women who like women
>you then proceed to give yourself a male haircut and dress in a boyish fashion

I don't get it.

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>>83602489
How does the dyke top and bottom mechanic work? I thought they both just 'munch' on each others rugs so to speak?

She's perfect

>>83602578
It's a glib facsimile. Since there is no penetration involved the roles are completely fabricated, much like the nature of the gay sexual orientation.

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She's so perfect

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>>83602812

>>83602812
vampire queen

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Is her best film still Panic Room?

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>>83602992

>>83603086
bite me :>

I had a dream months ago that I hit the jackpot and moved next door to her in California. She approached me one day and spit in my face yelling that n*ggers weren't allowed to live near her.

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>>83603086
>tfw she will never her teeth inside my dick

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>>83603150
Sounds realistic desu

>>83599281
Looks like a Bang Bros thumbnail

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>>83603080
Clouds of Sils Maria and Adventureland are both good.

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Post smiling Kres10. Her smile is so perfect, shame she doesn't do it very often

>>83603838
Is she sad?

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>>83603879

shes just introverted

>>83603838

>>83603960
im like that too.

Clouds of Sils Maria was good, even though it was like a Euro version of a Kiarostami/Makhmalbaf film

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>>83601427
>posting the Ben Garrison shop

>>83603150
Sounds like something a fake shitposter would say.

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>>83604304

sounds like something a nigger would say

>>83604407
Go home reddit. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>83599281
Because she's perfect and will never be in any of your capeshit, now gtfo amerifart.

>>83604495
dumb nigger

>>83604255
That edit isn't even close, it looks like 10 mins in Paint.

>>83600918
She wrote a letter to slim but he still ain't calling

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>>83601901

she wont be labeled.

>>83599281
She's so fucking hot.

>>83606239
I wanna pet her fuzzy head.

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Why is this thread still here?

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>>83607162

janny is nice today

>>83609292
This is a nice pic.

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>>83609444

>>83609645
You spoil me with all these nice pics.

she has more personality now that shes a lesbian

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>>83609793

shes just more confident now and speaks her mind more

>>83602373
her style is pretty good

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>>83610086

yup

>>83599281
>ywn fly with KStew to a island resort, eat a fancy dinner together to the sound of some island natives playing their local tribal music, then take her back to your ocean side hotel suite to have consensual sex while looking at each other in the eyes
FUCK this cruel fucking world jdimsa

>>83610140
more?

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>>83610234

:(

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>>83610303

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>>83610234
>implying she wouldn't ditch you at the resort
a girl has needs

>>83610086
Standard lesbo dyke isnt "style"

The next step is weight gain after she gets clean off of drugs.

>>83599281
gross

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>>83610493
how much weight are we talking here?

>>83599281
she really wants to be in a luc besson movie

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>>83609714

>>83611397
Simply marvelous!

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tfw she's no longer pale

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>>83611683

hard to be pale living in LA desu

>>83611683
Why is she so cool?

>>83601014
best kstew

Working with Olivier Assayas is bad now?

>>83601991
Irishman detected

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>>83612568
If you're an american who only watches capeshit, probably

>>83601014
>>83601014
who is this semen demon

>>83599281

Cause she couldn't act before, and she's a worthless full blown dyke now. No one is going to touch her except other dykes and indiefags who think lesbos are sliced yeast infections.

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>dropped this dumb bitch when she shaved her head
get fucked slut

>>83599281
because she's young and have already made a lot of money and can do what she thinks she wants

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>>83599281
Honest to fuck, what the fuck happened?
She looks like a discount slim fucking shady, I don't want to scapegoat feminism, but can I scapegoat degenerate, western culture?

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>>83610493

>>83602091
what movie?

I just want her to be happy :(

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>>83614445

she looks happy with her new gf

>>83601014
>>83612709
Riley Nixon
holy shit

>>83599557
After Twilight that's all she wants.

>>83599281
It's called being a tryhard. Hence why she overacts in everything she does.