HELP, HELP, THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN!

HELP! HELP! WE NEED CREAMPIES FOR THE CONGRESSIONAL PICNIC

>*creampies a congressman's ass in the stairway*

HELP, HELP, SOMEONE IS LEAKING EVERYTHING

*makes personwl trainer leak his cum*

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>>83591178
I really, really like this face

That must have been quite a forceful throw to knock her out from falling down 4 stairs

>>83591550
It was a big push

>>83591550
He had the high ground

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>>83591344
>when you get dubs

What if she had not gone unconscious, what was his master plan in that case? damn ever since that stupid cunt of Robin Wright got control of the show it went to shit.

>>83592311
how embarrassing would that have been? really convenient that she landed in such a way that was absolutely necessary for him

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>>83591662
>when you don't get dubs

>>83592311
>What if she had not gone unconscious
Dude it was like four stairs she fell down - she's lucky she's not dead

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>push the secretary of state down the stairs
>I'm sure nobody will notice/mind/think it was suspicious

If she hadn't fallen unconscious what would he have done then? Literally stab her to death?

>>83592345
Fun fact this scene wasn't even scripted he just made that face to the showrunners behind the camera for making him do such a stupid fucking scene.
Also Mr Spacey used his first house of cards paycheck to buy a hot dinner

can i get a quick youtube link to this very scene thanks

>>83592406
HELP

HELP

THE SECRETARY FELL DOWN 4 STEPS AND THEN STABBED HERSELF 20 TIMES IN THE BACK

So the President literally murders someone in broad daylight and no one bats an eye?

In real life people are clinging to conspiracies that Obama isn't really American without any evidence.

>>83592590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQNcxHsxu1s

>>83592632
keke glad i dropped this after the first season

>>83591178
Why would he not have one of his subordinates do this instead? Doug would have done it with no hesitation.

>>83592632

It's like if Spacey is fucking tired of this character and doesn't put any effort on the performance.

Like Harrison Ford since he married Calista Flockhart.

This was the last time they spoke as friends.

>>83592730
Frank standing in the Dark
Cathy laying on the dirty floor

>>83592632
She fell like

4 steps

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STOP STOP
EURONYMOUS FELL ON A LAMP

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>>83592632

*looks directly into the camera*

>>83591178

>a guy with a strange golden tie and somewhat blonde hair pushes down a women who's in a pantsuit and a secretary


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm get's the old noggin' joggin'

HELP

HELP

THIS ANON >>83592965 THINKS GREY HAIR IS THE SAME AS BLOND HAIR

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>>83592632
>unconcious from falling 4 steps
>that stare at the end
I don't watch this show, but does shit like this happen often?

HELP posting is going to become a thing, isn't it.

>>83593086
not necessarily often but when they happen they are huge plot points

>>83593086
Yes. It took President Kevin Spacey a week to come up with that scheme, too.

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>stop cheating on my wife

>>83593086
It was a good show during the first two seasons because Frank and his wife Claire were mastermind plotters always 2 steps in front of everyone, always in the shadows.

After season 3 they're on top of the world so the writers decided to make them careless and act dumber and dumber to justify pumping more seasons of this show

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>>83592965
STOP STOP PREDICTING THE FUTURE

>robin wright starts directing episodes
>now claire is the president and breaking the fourth wall
girl power! my turn!

>>83593168
This. In my mind, House of Cards ends when Frank knocks the desk in the Oval Office with his ring at the end of S2.

>>83592628
8 more years snowflake

>>83592628
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/336319-trump-i-am-calling-it-a-travel-ban

The nice thing about fascism is that fascists are morons.

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>>83592632
Holy shit, people watch this?

>>83593549
>europe in flames, terror attacks every week
>USA, with a ban on muslim immigration, hasn't had any terror attacks since the ban
wow..... really making me think.....

>>83593591
usa had a lower rate of terrorist attacks before the ban. dunno what effect the ban had, if any.

>>83593591
>europe in flames

xD nice meme

ne of the key arguments that the government lawyers have been making is that this executive order is not a permanent ban. It is only temporary. It is a stopgap measure to defend the country while the government figures out long term "extreme vetting" procedures. Once the administration has that new vetting protocol in place, the temporary ban would be lifted and travel would resume under the stricter, safer rules.
Trump calling it a travel ban, saying that they already do extreme vetting but need additional security, and talking as if it is permanent, completely undermines the arguments that government lawyers have been making in court.
This plays into ACLU's hand in arguing that the real motivations are discriminatory against a specific religion, and therefore a violation of the Establishment Clause.

I'm almost surprised at how bad he is at every single thing he tries to do. Almost.

>>83593719
>>83593666
8 more years :)

>>83592632
pure cringekino

>>83592632
it was fine until he looked into the camera. it could have just been passed off as him really not giving a fuck (his character, not the actual spacey). what the fuck were they thinking?

>>83591178
>looks at camera

>>83592675
Same

>HELP HELP
>THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HAS FALLEN

This was a really weird way to have Frank win the election.

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HELP HELP MY PORSCHE HAS FALLEN

>>83595448
Leann drives what appears to be a Porsche (991) 911 GT3 (though the crashed car appears to be a standard 996). For those who don't know, the GT3 is a variant of the 911 which is basically a street-legal race car. It costs $150k and can outrun/out-handle virtually everything else on the road. It's not a very comfortable or practical car, and certainly not a daily driver. It's a car that is designed for the purpose of setting lap times on a race track. People who buy a Porsche 911 their daily driver don't pick the GT3, unless they really, really like to drive. Not only does she daily a street-legal race car, SHE GETS RAN OFF THE ROAD BY AN SU-fuckin-V.

>>83592632
SHE WAS A SECRETARY OF DC

>>83592632
IF I PUSHED YOU DOWN THESE STEPS WILL YOU DIE?

>>83592632
>regains consciousness
>says she was pushed

????

>>83596242
>"He pushed me down 3 stairs, hardly likely to kill me, he's lucky I got knocked out at all, he must have been desperate to try something so stupid."

>>83592632
HELP, HELP, WE'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS

this show is so embarrassing now

>>83591597
fucking kek
underrated

>>83592406
>I'm sure nobody will notice/mind/think it was suspicious
Well, the family IS based somewhat on the Clintons who I'm sure have thought that about a number of things they've pulled, so it makes sense.

>>83592345
>just watched this episode

holy shit why is this show so funny now, if this exact scene had happened in the first couple seasons I would of taken it super serious

>>83596691
Because he was one second away from winking at the camera.

>>83592632
>Didn't even add some fake falling noises

Nice production value

this is a wilhelm scream away from being self aware of being retarded

>>83593120
Ohhhhh...so that's how he knew about the blind spot.

Should there be a blind spot in the fucking white house of all places?

>>83593436
yes this

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>HELP, HELP, THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

>>83597035
nice

>>83597035
ayy

>>83597035
kek
I'm sure some autist will edit that audio into that clip. Would upvote on JewTube

>>83597035
holy shit this epic meme has potential

JUUUUUUST what an awful show

>>83596838
he actually said in a previous episode not to extend the camera surveillance when they were "looking" for the "mole"

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>>83597035

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HELP HELP

THE HIRED GUN HAS FALLEN

>>83597035
Was it an intentional reference?

HELP HELP

MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON HER

>the state of House of Cards in 2017

>Cathy, what's your favourite Michael Douglas movie.
>I prefer Falling Down, sir.

>>83591550
she's an old cunt who probably has an eggshell skull from osteoporosis

>>83591587
For you

>>83599177
She's 59, at least the actress is.

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HELP HELP THE BATMAN HAS FALLEN

>>83592965
HELP
HELP
THE ANON HAD BAITED

>>83593719
so how does disliking trump make the terrorist attacks in europe not real you retarded american? Not everything is either pro or against trump, I would like to see you go up to the families of the victims of the manchester attack saying "muslim attacks are a meme xD by the way that's only because trump is retarded"
you retarded obese country needs to be burned to the ground

>>83599764
Saying that "europe is in flames" is laughable, anon

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>>83599568
>she's 59
>59
How...how deep does this meme go

>>83592628
In real life most Americans are ignorant mouth-breathing baboons. Ive seen 43 States. Theyre all fucking morons and proud of it.

>>83593436
>so entirely missing the point

if theres no downfall theres no show. sorry its not wish-fulfillment for nazi wannabes. kys.

>>83592632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOItiVhp3L0

>>83593591
>See this rock? It keeps terrorusts awuh!

KILL YOUR SELF

>>83599855
no it is not you retarded american cuck, most european countries are suffering from a lot of internal smaller conflicts due to mass immigration and governments are doing nothing, including not preserving infrastructure so a lot of historical cities are falling apart, national governments are undermined at every turn by the EU and by endless bureaucracy, no effort is being made to protect us from muslim attacks because it would be "racist" and yet each country is obligated to spend billions of euros each year in the nato war machine that does nothing but further its own interests, not to mention national identity is not so slowly being eroded and destroyed to the point where the production of art & entertainment outside of the UK has become almost null, and national pride & identity are considered racist and fascist to the point where they are discouraged.
Not everything is in your autistic stat pages and you can't judge the fate of half a continent just by counting the number of dead people in specific attacks, europe is going to die in our lifetimes along with classical western culture and there's nothing we can do to save it, if you americans want to end up the same way be my guest, but you all seem more preoccupied on discussing whether you like one president or not as if that's the crux of the whole fucking world zeitgeist, and being pro or against this person are the only two sides available, so maybe you deserve to burn alongside us for being so retarded

>>83592345
>yes I raped the family cat

>>83600137
Sure thing Ahmed

>>83600137
okay buddy. time to go back to the_donald i think

>put an SJW as director
>show goes to shit

man this was a fucking fantastic show the first season. I fucking hate roasties

>>83600060
>terrorists will not attack us because we are good liberal sheeple

>>83593591
>every terrorist attack in the UK has been done by people born in the UK
Really makes the almonds activated

>>83600040
How should it be named? Curb your ____?

>>83600371
>every terrorist attack in the UK has been done by children of migrants
whoa

HELP! HELP!

/tv/ QUALITY HAS FALLEN!

>>83593436
Precisely this

>>83600473
>stopping unrelated immigrants from coming to a certain country will also retroactively stop crazies born in that certain country from committing terrorist attacks
whoah...so this...is the power...of /pol/posting...

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>>83597035

>>83600262
>ad hominem
>>83600312
>go back to (x)
Trump is just as retarded as the average american is, but if you think that means that terrorism isn't real, you're mentally deficient, I guess you americans got so fat your arteries are so occluded that the blood just stopped flowing to your brains.
Once your country is being destroyed I will say it is "laughable" and make it all about nigel farage somehow and see if you agree with it, only a retard faggot american would somehow link the destruction of europe to donald fucking trump ad if they were somehow related

>>83593436
let him just get away scott-free with everything he did with no repercussions or closure xd
that would be some good television

>>83600585
Since the writers are clearly incapable of writing a compelling downfall, yeah, they should have stopped there.

>>83600549
>don't close the flap of the tent to prevent new mosquitoes entering
>because there are already a couple of mosquitos inside

>>83592632

i wanted to watch the new season but if it's worse than ever i might as well skip it...

... i dont know... what you guys think?

>>83600560
>going on this much of an autistic rampage

stop embarrassing yourself

>pushes a reporter in front of a train

>>83600396
Curb Your Secretary's Enthusiasm

>>83594569
kek

>>83601436
>gets away with it

>>83601379
Skip it, I wish I did.

>>83600560
godspeed anon. Amerilards are the definition of uncultered swines. Liberals and republicans.

Only good thing about this season is Donald Blythe finally grew some balls

>just missing an N and a T

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>>83601379
It goes nowhere.
I knew where it was going but between Claire's lame scenes and Frank blowing every dude, I didnt even see the scene when Claire takes over twice

>that bohemian grove scene

how the fuck did they get away with this

>>83593719
I agree us code doesn't matter but perceived intentions do. That's a wonderful precedent to set.

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>>83601559
>>83601494

holy shit... i loved the first season... the others were okay and i was hoping for an okay season now...

... holy shit... i do feel sorry for spacey... loved his character and Claire as well...

well... we either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain... right? RIGHT???

>>83600549
It does though. Empirical data shows that second generation children of migrants, specifically from the ME and North Africa, are more violent and less likely to integrate as their parents.

Next time you try to act smug, make sure you know what you are talking about. I guarantee you are 1) underage and 2) major in a non-scientific field and are thus useless to society. Gas.

>>83600396
Curbstomp your Secretary.

what happened to all the planning and manipulation from frank? instead we get
>it was me all along claire! i fucked my own shit up
yeah no this is just awful writing

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>>83591178
Have they done a Pepe thing yet? Or an "Alt-Right"?

>>83601975
unfortunately not

>>83601975
the alt-right will be the main antagonist next season. madame president will literally kill those nazis pricks

>>83601379
It's garbage.

>>83602322
No way they can resist
This is going to be golden

>>83601406
>getting btfo
>lol u mad xD
every time

>>83600040
you should have let the credits roll as the song starts

>>83601704
how are you this mad
what is missing from your life?

>>83594569
KEK