"For England, James?"

>>83590242
He does 'it' for England, so England doesn't have to.

>007 vs 700

Anal is better with fat chicks

The diet starts Tomorrow never dies.

>>83590341
>tomorrow never diets
>diet another day
>casino royale with cheese

>>83590242
>tfw no thicc comfy boob pillow to sleep on at night

>>83590242
i think he'd like a view to a diet

>>83590394
RibEye
On Her Majesties Secret Sauce

>GoldenPie
>Tomorrow Never Diets
>The Pork is not Enough
>Dine Another Day

>>83590242
I'd do her in the asshole every night to be honest.

>From Roscoe's with love

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Full English, James?

>The Spy Who Fed Me

The Fridge is Not Enough
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Quantum of Salads

>>83590301
Why?

>>83590481
English breakfast is fucking retarded

>>83590301
this guy gets it

>>83590507
Oi u wanka i should strongly recommend u retract that statement b4 i nock u out

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>>83590242
What happened to her?

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>>83590242

>>83590481
>beans
It's so fucking bizarre.

No one has posted my favorite one yet:

Doctor Now.

>>83590653
She got fat, stupid.

She's still fucking gorgeous. Based Pierce love him some THICC!

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why is he so alpha /tv/?
he likes them high test
a weaker man would've left her

>>83590481
A daring synthesis

H I G H
T E S T

>>83590282
Underrated

>>83590394
You are a god among insects

>>83590653
She was actually pretty. Wow.

>>83590768
He likes them to have high testosterone?
Are you implying she has a dick?

>>83590653
Nobody Diets Forever

>>83590852
Just a beard. No, that meme doesn't make any sense.

>>83590768
middle one is just the perfect amount of t h i c c
he should have stopped feeding her after that

>>83590242
She's ridiculously lucky pierce didn't leave her. The man can have any chick he wants yet he chose to stay with her even though she got fat.

You Only Diet Twice

>>83590933
>lucky
Maybe he's not a cunt and maybe she gives him reason to stay.

>>83590896
And give up his dream of having both his dick and balls engulfed by her luscious warm sweaty knockers when she gives him a titfuck?

Chickenfinger

>>83590933
He's obviously a feeder

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>>83590933
He's the one feeding her, anon.

>>83590705

>Doctor Now

heh heh.

Butterball
Roomshaker
A View to a Grill

>>83590242
>falling for THICC meme

>>83590953
That's what i'm saying, lucky as in she found a man with class.
>>83590992
Yeah he doesn't like the idea of her getting a liposuction, perhaps it's better for her to exercise then ?

>>83590768
>the fatter she gets, the happier he is

>>83590768
based Pierce

>>83590992
>threatens to divorce wife if she undergoes a cosmetic surgical procedure instead of reasoning with her like a normal fucking person and not holding their marriage hostage
>real man

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Amateur

>>83590242
THICC
would plant my seed every night

>>83591076
I don't think it really threatened divorce. News likes to exaggerate.

>>83590301
yeah more shit on your dick

Thicc or tricked?

But they look happy together. Good for them. I'm glad Brosnan could fall in love again after losing his first wife. The guy needs some happiness after losing his daughter to the same cancer as his first wife.

>>83591099
Is that the Huge Jackedman's mom?

>>83591099

>poison womb
>shipping container body
>face like a diseased owl

yuck

>>83590242
>Not "For Titjob, James?"
Missed opportunity.

>it's another americans, mainland europeans and non whites don't understand love or loyalty thread

>>83590768
The more she thiccens up, the broader the smile.

Based.

>>83590506
The liquid shit acts as a natural lubricant.

>>83590705
>I want you to gain 200 pounds by next week

>>83591198
We're jaded.
>>83591203
Someone needs to make a photoshop that horribly exaggerates both her fatness and his smile.

Breaking News: Irishmen like Potatofus.

Also, the rain is wet.

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>>83590242

>>83591198
You're on 4chan. No one here could ever grasp a concept like that.

>>83590242
SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME DARLING CAN'T YOU HEAR ME

>>83591260
Leave James alone!

>>83590242
HIGH TEST

>>83591308
I could. I played a game that had a sidequest about that once.

> on her majesty's catering service.
> the man with the hot dog stand

>>83590768
Gotta make a 4th pic where we double her size and his smile leaves his face.

>>83590242
"That's my wife! I put my penis between her breasts every day! Those breasts! Every. Day. YEEHA!!!"

-Pierce "Based" Brosnan

>>83591308

Everyday is schadenfreude day

chunky monkey mmmm

i should go get some ben & jerrys now

>>83590242
No. For you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PPWANmh2E

>>83590672
>>83590507
>>83590579
>>83590481
Once mate a big old Brit who said the reason they took over the world is because of their fuckoff huge breakfast. Inferior cultures didn't stand a chance.

BURGER BONDED

>>83591099
Jack Hughman... wtf dude.

>>83590394
> Goldenfry
> The McFlurry Is Not Enough
> Pumpkin of Solace

>>83590653

She is from Vallejo.

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>>83590455
>the pork is not enough

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>>83592275
>lel

He probably just loves here. Were you guys never in love?

Ever actually had sex with a fat or chubby girl? Its heavenly, just turn off the lights.
They're also perfect for cuddling.

DR.DOUGH

>>83592560
I had sex with a fat girl and frankly it was bad. A bit chubby is cool though, the left on the OP pic I would tap until I'd pass out from exhaustion. But actual fat chicks are gross and kill my boner.

>>83590992
>5 children
jesus christ

>>83590992
K I R B Y ' D

>>83592560
No they are not. Ugly is ugly. Been with both fats and non-fats.

>>83590653
she got older

>They were married in 2001 at Ballintubber Abbey in County Mayo, Ireland.

Kek, even the place they got married sounds fat.

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>tfw no thicc GF to sit on my face

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>>83590301

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THICC thread?

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BOND BURGERED

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>>83590301
pic related, look at this gorgeous ass

>>83593220
silently pounded

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>>83590481
>that distance between the eggs and the beans

Textbook

>>83590661
>all those cuts
this has to be an edit

>>83590481
>>83590507
not english but english breakfast is fucking great
sausages, beans, eggs, whats not to like

>>83591099

Hughed Jackman is gay, bad comparison

>>83590933
>The man can have any chick he wants
it's not the 90's anymore, anon

>>83590481
Cook your eggs salmonella nigger.

>>83593481
Is that called flapper butt?

>>83593214
ANON NEEDS MILKY MOMMY

>>83591765
>a big old Brit who said the reason they took over the world is because of their fuckoff huge breakfast

and now merry old England is turning into a Sharia theme park

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happy spy-fe happy life

>>83593680
>wants hard eggs

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>>83591198
>t. perfidious albion

>>83590242
I just upped Brosnan in my respect list to the top fives.
Good for fucking him, glad to know family and bonding (heh) is still a thing for some people.

>>83593958
>cancerball comics
fuck off back to that festering shithole /int/, take your unfunny pics with you and stay there

>>83591198
Anglos are actually one of the least loyalty and in-group oriented races that exist.

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>live and let diet
>the man with the golden bun
>octochin
>license for krill

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>>83594101
>implying existence of races

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>>83593481

>>83593686
Its called the Peeeyuuuusah

>>83590394
Licence to Grill
A View to a Grill
Doctor DomiNo's (I don't fucking know)

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>>83592570

>>83590394
>On her majesty's secret servings

>>83590481
White people """""""""""food""""""""""".

>>83590394
WOOOAAAAAAAAAAH, the Turkish Delights!

>>83594579
How could someone not like the full English breakfast? Is there really anything on there that's controversial?

>>83590394
Spoon taker

>>83594635
Not a fan of the mushrooms tbqh. Chuck a hash brown in there somewhere instead and we're good. Also I'd be inclined to scramble the eggs instead, but oh well.

>>83594635
I guess some people would find the black pudding questionable.

>>83590242
No, for you

>>83590768
>no woman will ever look at you like she looks at Pierce

Just end me already

Dame Foody Lunch

>>83594689
"""""people"""""

Literally the best thing on the plate.

>>83591045
ONE
OF
US

>>83594183
kek

>>83594655
hahaha

>>83593935
Those massive tits though. HNNNNG

>>83594735
yes

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>>83590394

>Dr Now
>From McDonald's with Love
>Onion ringer
>Burgerball
>You Only Serve Twice
>On Her Majesty's Secret Meal
>Diabetes Are Forever
>Eat and Get Pies
>The Man with the Cheese Gun
>The Spy Who Feed Me
>Bedcraker

>>83594635
What's the difference between a white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for a while, it will develop its own culture.

>>83595217
We enslaved your people to pick our crops. You're communicating with me on a device we invented. Wherever you live, we probably invaded you and looted your country for profits while your ancestors watched from their mud huts.
You don't really have a solid point here.

>>83595427
annihilated

>>83595427
wow, it really upset you that much?

Fucktwopussy

>>83590435
>RibEye
Lol

>>83595217
What people don't understand is literally the only reason blacks ever got out of Africa is because we brought so many over as slaves.
I'm not pro slavery or anti-black, but honestly you would still be living in a hut if it weren't for that event.

>>83591099
That's his beard though

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>>83590242
Daily reminder that T H I C N E S S is the patrician mans preference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

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>>83595427
Rekt and kek'd

>>83590992
>having 5 children

When's she having them?

>>83590394
>The Man With The Golden Bun

>>83596959
A beard is supposed to be believable.

>>83593220
Bond Burger

>>83590394
Bond Burger

>>83591099
fag hag or just a tranny?

>>83590787
kek what a review

>>83593935
T H I C C

>>83590768
BASED

>>83590413
Not anymore. Thanks for reminding me.

>>83590394
You Eat More than Rice

>>83597664
holy fuck underrated post

>started off as a cringe fatty thread
>everyone jelly of Pierce at the end

>>83590394
>Chickenfinger

>>83590653
She is 10/10 gorgeous here, but for her age and weight she's kinda cute. Plus she seems to be a very nice lady.

>>83591099
It's called a beard. She's his. He's gay.

Are their kids superhuman?

>>83590394
Live and Let Dine

>>83590653
Married a rich guy and knew she could stop caring. He sticks with her and she has cash. He divorces her she has cash. Might as well eat another slice of cake.

>>83595040

Just imagine those dangling in your face as she rides you.

You people make me sad

>>83592560
Its fun as a gimmick fuck. Massive swinging tits and an arse as broad as a smart car. Then you cum and you want to get out of there as soon as possible and take a skinny girl or cardio bunny out for coffee.

>>83592560
Girls that are a little chubby can still be a good fuck, but actual fat girls are just disgusting.

>>83594054
Not liking country ball comics? Get off my Chan you slobbering troglodyte

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It was hard to pick my favorites but I need a finished list

>>83590394
>Octoportions

>>83590242
Tomorrow Burger Fries
Food Inspectre

>>83593214
why does she have so many sex pictures but not one sex video? wtf

The Dining until Daylight

>>83601139
"You only diet twice" perhaps

>>83601139
A View of a Grill
For Your Fries Only

Due for a Treadmill

>>83600613
Pierce fucking loves it though and completely unashamed, he force fed her in bed for england

>>83602855
Actually

Adieu to a Treadmill

>>83590768
I like my women thick, not slim... The name's Test... High Test
Nice to meet you, Mr. Test.... I'm Fertility Voluptuosa, attachée to the Russian Ambassador... would you care to join me for a midnight swim, Mr. Test?
>Fertility sensually removes her dress then jumps in the pool using the "dive bomb" technique, pushing all her weight into it, making a huge splash and draining half of the pool's water in the process
>She smirks at Test, visibly troubled and aroused by the demonstration of her BBW prowess
Tell me Mr Test, is that a Walter PPK in your pocket... or are you just happy to see me?

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>>83590768
Do you think at some point he went ''you're getting fucking fat bitch'' or was it like ''meh'' ?

>>83603198
He went "you're getting fuck fat bitch" then motorboated her blubber

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>>83596175

>>83603304
does fat sex stink ?

You only fry rice

You only live twice is set in japan

>>83603390
not by itself. like normal sex, it depends on who you're having sex with

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>>83600458
This

>>83601139
Piefall
Just change Spectre to Burger

>>83601139
skyfat

>>83590768
>The Bronson getting more and more happier the thiccer she gets

He knows EXACTLY what he was doing

>>83590653
She "settled down" and got "comfortable"

>>83603390
>>83603519
not stink per se, but there's that much more skin and folds
fat girls will also wear stronger smelling products to cover any possible stink

so yeah it depends if it stinks, but in my experience there's usually a lot more different smells mixed together in fat sex

>>83594635
Everything looks good except the mushrooms. Thats some barbarian lost in the woods tier food

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>>83590282

>>83603735
Do Americans not eat mushrooms? Mushrooms are fucking great.

>>83594054
We're just having a giggle m8
Relax and go have a pint with your paki brother in law

>>83592899
>tubber
>mayo
kek

>>83590653
she married a feeder

>>83590768
>he likes them high test
you don't understand the term

>>83603810
Mushrooms are disgusting. Both the taste and texture

>>83603902
Eh, fair enough. Taste is subjective, after all.

>>83603810
Mushrooms are popular in america, just not for breakfast. We eat them on swiss burgers and pizza, and any european dish that calls for it.

Fuck eating a giant one by itself though.

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>>83594635

>>83590394
>casino royale with cheese
impressed

>>83590242
THICC

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>>83594423

>>83595427
>>83596175
don't forget the language we are communicating in

>>83603353
You can tell this is old meme because nowadays people with red hats are the ones who act like retards

>>83590394
Quantum of Sauce

The fatter she gets, the happier he looks. Pierce is living the happy life he chose.

>>83590768
It is fucking obvious from these pics that he likes'em BIG and food is part of their sex life

>>83591003
Plateraker

>>83604087
All I'm learning from this is that Americans don't like texture.

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>>83590242
T H I C C Bond girl when?

>>83603810
Mommy raised them on chicken tendies and french fries

>>83590653
Most women gain weight as they age.

Even at her present state, she's likely far more attractive of a woman than you'd ever hope to marry.

>>83590242

I literally see nothing wrong with either one of these pics.

If you want your over 40 wife to be anywhere near skinny instead if THICC as fuck you're fucking gay.

>>83604473
that isn't even thick anymore, it's full blown landwhale mode

>>83593600
no shit, retard

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>>83604788
t. omega male with negative levels of test

>>83604436
I'm not american

The plate honestly looks like someone grabbed random leftovers from the fridge

>>83604125
On Her Majesty's Seventh Serving

>>83590394
You only eat once

>come come mr bond, you derive as much pleasure from feeding as I do

>>83604373
>>83604413

one of these days an anon is going to find the tumblr you SJW's have been running this thicc psyop from for years. I have to admit, for sjw's it has gone amazingly well. I think some anon's are legitimately wondering whether or not fat chicks are disgusting.

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What is the line between THIC and fat now?
Thats right. There isn't one.
Theres never been one.
You're just into fat chicks.

>>83590394
Butterfinger
For Your Pies Only
License to Grill

>>83593935
>5 kids and 20 years later she got fat
Yeah, idk, I think her tits and stomach skin look great for having 5 kids. That shit wrecks you.

also he's a feeder.

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>>83605007
>007

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>>83590282

>>83604976
I like women with thick fit thighs.
Women who aren't sticks and have some density to them, strong women who can run in the woods with me and take a pounding.

>>83604604
I'm not saying that she's not attractive because she actually is, I just meant that it looks like hormonal imbalance or something.

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>>83595427
To add to this

>>83590768
Middle one looks good. What a waste.

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>>83595427
>>83605603

Also:

>>83604436

I think the plate looks pretty good. I'd eat all that shit - would prob make those eggs over easy but eh. brits have awesome vegetable gardens so know that plate is fresh af (or had, before the Caliphate)

>>83605642
>the second atom bomb was just to let them know we weren't kidding the first time
After all these years, it's still hilarious.

>>83590653

Age

ITT: Young Whippersnappers

Heh

>>83590992
>a real man wants his wife to have reduced quality of life and for her to die earlier

lel

>>83591003
Spincter
quantum of sausage

>>83590992
or he wants her to lose weight the natural weight and avoid risky surgery

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>ywn marry a qt
>ywn age together until both get fat

>>83606217
He wants her to lose the weight on her plate

>>83601139
>For Your Thighs Only
>Octoportions
>Quantum of Sorbet

>>83603735
>>83603810

Excuse my pleb compatriots they've only ever had store bought GMO white mushrooms. Those of us that know how to cook/enjoy proper food love fresh vegetables.

>>83606270

>both get fat
But anon, one of them did all the fats

Brosnan is absolutely base. He is obviously living the life. look that smile.

>>83595165
>>Diabetes Are Forever
>>The Spy Who Feed Me


pure kino honestly

>>83601139
For Your Size Only

>>83601139
You Only Sieve Rice

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>>83591099
If Huge Actman was gay, he'd be called Hugh Jackman.

>>83601139
> The Living Delights or Filling Delights
> The Crouton of Solace

>>83590394

The Dinner Menu is Not Enough

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>8/10 to 3/10 after marriage
never fails

>>83590394
Tacopussy

>>83607905
He always looked like he was dead inside, but only now does he also look dead on the outside.

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>>83604202
Reblogged

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>>83597664

>>83590653
The Brosman likes 'em tubby

>>83607905
who's this?

>>83590394
MY FUCKING KEKS

>>83590507
Chat shite get fight

007:
>Dr. WOAH! (slow down!)
>The Dining Delights
>The Ham with the Golden crust
>Leave and let me eat!
>On her Majesty's secret room service
>Fryall
>Pie Every Day
>You have to Flush Twice

>>83594151
LMFAO

>>83590653
she looked fantastic

>>83591627
thank you

>>83590394

>One bowl is not enough

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>>83590282

>>83598233
Winrar

>>83601284
Underrated

>>83605057
Nice

>>83605007
Get

The Man at the Golden Corral
Want Some of Your Ritz

>hurr durr true love isn't real
if you weren't edgy 4chan asshole you'd realise how sweet right pic is, gave me brief release from my crippling depression

>>83590653
Brosnans first wife died of cancer so he became a feeder out of fear of her withering away

>>83590242
>that hand
WATCH IT PIERCE

>>83590242

>No, for meat.

>>83590394
eke

>>83610757
ya it's adorable how she through away most of her value to a man by completely wrecking her looks. it would be like if pierce became a drug addict, spent all their money and called all the producers in holywood dumb kikes so he wouldn't work ever again, dooming them to live in a trailer. SOOOOOO cute right? so sweet, the little scamp tricked her by thinking she was marrying a successful guy then fucked it all off. Doesn't sound so sweet does it?

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>>83590661
For CIA, Bane?

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>>83603854
>tfw will never find a feedee

>>83607968
Why do trumpettes feel the need to deflect to hillary every time someone makes fun of them?

>>83607968
Almost all of these are empirically false. I don't understand why people vote republican when nearly everything they project onto democrats is actually part of the republican platform. I mean "ISPs suported her"? Really? Please take a look at how the parties vote regarding net neutrality

>>83590242
Dayium nice tiddies!
Pierce is our guy.

>>83608058
David Mitchell.
British comedian who's often on panel shows.
Saw his wife on QI once, she looked amazing.
In that pic, not so much.

>>83603827
>ball in tubber

>>83593680
>salmonella
USA pls

>>83594635
I don't like that kind of beans, but everything else looks good.

>>83612582
prefer beans unsauced?

>>83590301
Nah

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>>83597664

>>83604588
Boneless chicken and fuckin fries ARE better than mushrooms cunt.

>>83606781
>mushrooms
>vegetables

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Shit was too good so I added an honorable mention category

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>>83590705
Underrated

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>>83597664
ooph

>>83604473
that's a fat person

>>83590705
should be "Doctor, Now!"

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>>83590394
Quantum of Sourdough

ExSpectre to be stuffing her face


???

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>>83590705
took me two hours to get it

>>83590672
Yeah, that's the only problem I have with an English breakfast: the beans.

>>83612326
she usually does look quite good. She did just have a kid to be fair at that point

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>>83590705
Dude I saw this this morning and didn't get it, but I got back from work and I remembered. Damn that's actually a good one.

>>83590242

>No!
>for you

>>83611482
Except none of that will ever happen and she's lounging on a beach somewhere in a giant bikini.
>Ywn have Pierce's face between your tiny boobs.
Jealous much?

>>83592560
Chubby girls sure, fat no way.
>meet girl, she fat but a lot of fun
>great head too
>few days later end up banging
>go flaccid as soon as I see her naked
>push rope for a couple minutes
>fake cum to get out of it
>break it off soon after
Fat girls are awful lays. All they can do is lay on their back like a starfish. Boring, needy, and clingy, no thanks.

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>>83597664
bombad kek

>>83601139
For Your Pies Only
You Only Refill Twice
A View to a Grill
Quantum of Soilent
Schmeckt-er

>>83610625
Rold Gold-finger

>>83601139
Wonton of Solace
These Are My Fries Only

>>83601139
You Only Eat Twice or You Only Eat Rice
The Eating Daylights
Octobelly
Skyfart
For Your Fries Only

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>>83590481
>veggies for breakfast

>>83616967
Fat girls are usually pretty good at giving head.

The problem is they are limited sexually in what positions they can do because of their mass and lack of any athleticism.

Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spooning penetration and standing are all off the table and they are some of my favorites. That only leaves missionary and doggy (by far the best since their ass is usually extra soft and cushioned) but they are entirely dependent on you for thrusting and that's a shame considering sex is tiring even if you're in good shape.

Lying on your back after giving her a good dicking while she rides you to orgasm is fucking great and fatties can't do it.

>>83590394
>Dr.Pepper
>From Buffet With Love
>Greasyfinger
>You Only Eat Twice
>Diets Are Forever
>Live And Let's Eat
>The Brunch Is Not Enough
>Eat Another Day

>>83590242
No, Gal o Sengen

>>83590394
>From Russia With Lard
>Donuts Are Forever

>>83593935
Maybe pierce can marry Gal Gadot and that will fix everything.

>>83593935
Lardraker
From Russia With Fat
License to Grill

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>>83590394

Dr. Now

>>83601139
Chocopussy
The Drooling Daylights

>>83590282

ha