>it's a love letter to Hollywood's golden age

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>>83589178
>A cinematic tour-de-force

>2 thumbs way up

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>an ode to life

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>a welcome addition to the ____cinematic universe

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>the greatest [] in cinema history

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>it's rough around the edges

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>a film by quentin tarantino

>>83589309

But that's a good thing!

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>It's a love letter to your other weapon

>Based on a true story

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>from the man who watched "Shrek"

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>an emotional rollercoaster ride

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i don't understand this thread. please help me i love posting frog tropes

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>action packed fun

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>will leave you spellbound

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>featuring breathtaking CGI technology

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>this movie is a mess
>uneven tone
>no character arc
>doesn't follow 3 act structure
>glorifies violence
>female empowerment
>post 9/11 America
>pre civil rights America
>post trump America
>prefontaine America

>>83589749
You sometímes hear movies been with these buzzwords in trailers

>>83589867
*being described

fuck

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>its hate mail to hollywoods Bronze Age

Not even sure what they mean by this one.

>the life affirming movie of the year

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>a twist you wouldn't believe and would never see coming

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>it pushes just the right buttons

>doesn't know what kind of movie it's trying to be

>knows just when to take itself seriously

>the bastard son of X and Y

>not the kind of movie that holds your hand

>speaks directly to your heart

>feelgood comedy of the year

>movie about dogs

>"Two paws up!"

>...for the Obama era

>critics EVERYWHERE are...

>only quotes critics from New York and LA

>>83590201

>good movie about cats
>it's purr-fect

>bad movie about cats
>a CAT-astrophe!

>>83590267
to the hollywood types, that is everywhere

>>83590306
name literally 2 movie trailers that do any of this

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>In a post-truth world, [movie] is just what we need

>it sums up life as a whole

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>it's a game changer
>redefines the genre completely

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> From the visionary director [x] comes a suspenseful high-octane thrill ride that will keep you at the edge of your seat and guessing till the very end!
Two thumbs up!

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>movie does for activity x what other movie did for activity y

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>"brave"
>"much needed movie in todays political climate"

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>thought provoking
>will change the way you think about [x]

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>an instant classic

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>>83592530
>a pissing-hilarious raunchy summer comedy

>>83592530

How many times have this been said and the movie is totally forgotten five years later?

>>83592802
I don't remember

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>>83589191
>a cinematic tour-de-france

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>>83590201
>movie about dog gets good opening weekend
>"[dog movie] went through the woof at the box office beating X and Z!"

>>83593926
name two million kinographs

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>>83589178
>#1 movie in America

>the movie that DESTROYED drumpf

>>83595063
But Drumpf LOVES Israel

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>just what we needed in Trump's America

>>83594994
This one I understand. They usually specify the genre to make it sound better if it's not actually number 1. If it is number 1 then all the better for advertisers.

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>>83589178
>It's sexy, but smart

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>it really make u think

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>romp

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>a Palestine bombingly good time

>>83589178
>a smart, noir inspired thriller

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>a nightmarish vision of America

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>>83589178
>reminiscent of "x director you like's" genius
>produced by the director of/from the studio of "x movie you like"

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>the city is a character

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>From the makers of...

>Plot of movie done to death
>"Most original movie of the year"

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>based on the tony-award winning musical

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>Christmas movie
>Tchaikovsky starts playing

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>>83589178
>semi-autobiographical

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>>83589178
>unnecessary violence and sexual scenes
>A movie for a mature and thinking audience

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>literally who gives it a 4/5!

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>>83589178
>RAUNCHY FUN

>>83596182
>4/5
>NUTS MAGAZINE

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>a huge wave of one word excerpts from reviews flashes across the screen

>its raunchy summer fun

Aw hell yeah

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>spiritual sequel

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>It's the Dark Souls of film

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>"the dark souls of movies!"

>>83596296
>I now remember they did this for the fucking universally hated Yogi Bear movie
EcksDee

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>breathes fresh life into the __ genre

>>83589178
>Peter Travers

>>83590677
kek

>>83589178
>my cock gave it a standing ovation

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>the movie is good, but the message is bad

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>its the donald trump of movies.

>>83592802
I remember people saying Avatar was going to be Star Wars for a new generation.

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>Two BBC's way Up!
>And my OTHER wife's son's BBC

>>83598777
A space fantasy about beating the ebul destructive Imperial force with underpowered cutesy animal creatures. I can see the resemblance.

In both cases the bad guys were the good guys all along too.

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>one of the 75 best psychological tech-noir comedies of the summer!

>>83589178
>"the best film of the year!"
>released in February

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>it's the Evangelion of [x]

>>83589204
>ywn watch Siskel and Ebert at the movies on daytime television again

>>83596372
>>83596406
whoa

>better than the original

>Star Wars For A New Generation

>>83592568
Sounds #LITTY
What movie

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>100% on rotten tomatoes

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>everybody's talking about it!

>>83599829
>... the original is right behind me, isn't it?

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>homage to both anime AND western animation

>>83595491
hehe I like this rare pepe. is it from /v/?

>>83599142
>>83597082
>>83595441
You guys don't really understand the point of this thread do you?