He didn't fly so good.

This thread is an allegory for your life.

You will amount to nothing and you will be the only witness to your failure.

>Literally every newborn barnacle goose does this
>"Ha ha, look at this edgy suicide bird! XD"
I'm sick of this clip.

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>>83586144
;__;

>>83586132
;_____;

>*doh* *doh* *DOH!*

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>>83586132
i am falllling
i am faaading

>>83586253
>>Literally every newborn barnacle goose does this
why?

>>83586293
it is a barnacle goose thing, he survived https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_JoetV3ZTQ

Me "leaving the nest"

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>>83586144
that was quite savage, anon

>>83586371
If that's true that's pretty incredible. Unfortunately, the vid's not available in the US. I'll just take your word for it.

>>83586371
Whoa natural selection

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>>83586132
poor parenting

>>83586367
Geese don't feed their babies, they feed themselves from birth.

Barnacle goose nests are built on high, rocky cliffs.

In order to get to feeding areas, the goslings have to jump from the cliffs onto the ground.

Not all of them survive, but hey, natural selection and all that.

>>83586132

did he died?

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>>83586132
poor little birdo (._. )

>>83586529
no, actually

>>83586426
>>83586529
>>83586541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

>>83586144
t. Projecting redditor

>>83586541
birds are fucking stupid.

>>83586144
How is it an allegory if we, not the bird, are witnesses to the bird's failure. You're a fucking idiot. I'm witnessing your failure right now.

>>83586132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

People on this thread are grade 1 idiots.

>>83586629
BAVI !

>>83586132
>stand on high ledge
>wonder "what if I just jumped?"
>not suicidal at all
Why do we do this?

>>83586541
hmmmm

>>83586132
ITT: Niggers don't know the bird survived

It's all part of the show. They usually just stand right back up, waddle around, and go about their lives. Something about how their down and fat protects them, and how they don't reach terminal velocity so they don't die.

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>>83586629
delet this right now or else

>>83586541
what am I looking at here?

>>83586681
>to the bird's failure
The bird survived, though.
And falling was intentional.

>>83586898
Hawk grief over a dead chick

>>83586861
That thing can kill a man

>>83586982
:(

>>83586581
>shurvivahz

>>83586861
I say! I SAY!

>>83586982
b-but animals can't feel grief

>>83586456
So geese are retarded.

>>83586268
>those eyelashes
This reminds me of those clips on /gif/ where a woman with stiletto heels steps on somebody's dick

>>83587207
They build their nests high up because they know that their goslings can survive the fall. Most of the time
That doesn't sound so retarded to me.

>>83587105
Exactly what I thought kek

>>83586132
Best thread on /tv/ right now

>>83586268
who was in the wrong here?

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>>83586949
>>83586144
So is it an allegory that OP's life is gonna feel like big painful drop but he is gonna make it in the end?

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>>83587536
i hope so

>>83587599
did he get died?

>>83586132
It survived the fall right?

>>83586268
ORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>83586132
those are some interesting and beautiful rock layers. you are witnessing millions of years of history there

>>83588363
It does. Watch the video.

Not even joking it actually does.

>>83588559
>a little dazed but still in one piece
Damn, what are those things made out of?

>>83588633

Fluff, fat and hollow bones.

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>>83586144

>>83588453
dude, this was filmed recently... there weren't even cameras back then

>>83586541
why does it pretends to have emotions ?

>>83586144
...hurtful

>>83586456
this is like a spartan species, they must be super strong irl

>>83587129
Humans are animals.

>>83586861
he's a big cock

>>83586861
Jesus, that thing could rip you to shreds

>>83587536
S-sure anon

>>83586371
>it's parents are there to meet it
That's some fucked up parenting.

>>83586861
Ah wiaald cockatrice!

>>83589296
Many birds mate for life and form pair bonds. Outside of maybe Dolphins I cant think of another animal as emotional and smart to a human level than them. Inb4 dur they hit window. Reason you see birds hit windows so often is they mostly do not see in same way we do so its often impossible to see windows unless they are super dirty.

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>Based Broadcast Channel

God I love all the nature shit they put out

>>83586861
GOLIATH ONLINE

>>83586898
>>83586982
More like Hawk overheating while babies are already dead from the same

Birds don't sweat so this is their method. It is foolish to attribute human-looking actions in animals to their conventional human emotions.

>>83586861
SHOOOT HEEEEER

>>83586132
Fuck man I died laughing. He sure didn't holy shit

>>83588633
Things that small have a hard time getting enough velocity to impact hard enough to kill themselves.

>>83586132

BOMBACLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>83591811
holy kek

>>83586861
That's a dinosaur.

>>83587105
>>83587105
kek

>>83592405
Is he ok?

>>83586371
>it fucking homer simpson's down the cliff for fifty years
>"good job retard"
Who are worse parents: These geese or the iguanas who bury eggs in snake beach?

>>83586268
cool dog

>>83586132

ONE WOULD ASK, WHY WOULD YOU FEED A CHICK BEFORE THROWING IT OUT OF THE NEST ?

>>83586861
Big doggie

https://youtu.be/LE3M0bgRivE?t=13

>>83588453
Can't believe the leftists want to destroy it all.

>>83589576
Fucking idiots.

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>>83586144
Imagine being this assmad. Must be shitty

>>83592375
instant ISIS falcon

>>83592375
H-hayai

>>83586456
But how do they climb back up?
Even if they survive and feed themselves they will be exposed to all the dangers of the ground from that point on.

>>83592888
That's the point. Kinda like how your parents don't expect to see you back home after you finally fuck off to college.

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>>83586144
Oof. Very hurt by words.

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>>83586268
I don't have a webm of this but it's related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE78eJx5hg

>>83592405
Fucking hell that's neat

>>83587599
F

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>>83592918
Jesus its the American documentary meme come to life
>He dies a virgin

>>83589658
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
GO AHEAD TACCOM

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>>83592918
>he dies a virgin

/an/ threads outside /an/ are so comfy.

>>83586132
This is the best thread in a while. Thanks for making my day.

>>83586268
I love birds

>>83595826
Me too, anon.

>>83592405
That shot is amazing holy shit

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>>83592918
>He dies a virgin

>>83586541
>birdo
>(._. )
Kill yourself immediately.

>>83586861
Did a bear fucks a chick and made this?

>>83591811
can someone make an edit? fuck it I'll do it

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>>83586861

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>>83586268
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING DRONGO!

>>83586861
DAMN, YOU ARE UGLY

>>83597040
(._. )

>>83586144
The goose was ok though. In fact they all do that when they hatch.

>>83589685
It is, also, foolish to assume other humans feel the same or feel at all because there is no proof that they are not merely a product of my mind.

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Anyone wants to volunteer on greenland to safely bring those goslings down from the mountain, fucking shit parents

>>83586132
I LIKE THAT JUMP

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>>83586861
[boss music intensifies]

>>83598155
would that hurt my bumper if i hit it?

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>>83586371
That's some intended comedy with the epic music while its falling and then a solid minute of silence after the first impact

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>>83598198
You wouldn't survive long enough to find out.

>>83588633
Light materials. And its skydiving form is fucking perfect, slowing down the velocity as much as physically possible.

>>83586132
how the fuck did it survive that?

>>83597798
Those mountains is what has driven the species throughout hundreds of years. It's like when boys don't get into fights with other boys when they're young, they stay pussies and develop cuck fetishes and whatnot.

>>83592375
even in slo mo theres like 1 frame of the falcon. Baller

>>83598305
If through a piece of foam off that cliff, would the foam break?

Birds are so light they literally fly away in a stiff breeze

>>83587207
Yes, most birds and animals with no predatory instinct or herd instinct are generally retards. They require no evolutionary need for intelligence since they're built for mindlessly milling about and eating whatever comes past them.

>>83592375
HE'S FAST

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>>83593180
>this ornery bird is the fastest draw in the west
>in a cowboy voice

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>>83586371
>it survived

what the FUCK

>>83589576
Dogs and cows too.

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>>83586371
Nature's fucking retarded.

>>83598527
I remember reading somewhere that birds only touch each other like that when they're about to fuck

So whenever you scratch a bird, it's like you're giving it foreplay

>>83598690
They say that about cats too.

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>*Eats your bird*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3YDdauQFEY

>>83598723
Only if you rub the base of their tail

>>83598723
So I can fuck my cat, because he want's it too?

>>83598753
Someone post that pasta about masturbating their female cat in heat with a q tip

>>83586144
troof... hurts

>>83592918
>that Music
>that comment
>red mist over the screen

I expected the america fuck yeah soundtrack any minute

This thread makes me appreciate the fact Im a human and therefore dont have to fight off snakes and eagles and shit all day.

>>83586268
Based mammal showing the reptiles who's boss

>>83592375
*Teleports behind you*

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>>83586861

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>>83592918

>>83587599
Holy fuck that scared me

>>83598660
The parents can't afford to waste time on weak chicks that won't survive the fall, unlike your bitch parents that supported your worthless ass.

>>83587599
What happened to the camera guy?

>>83599531
Slowly digesting

>>83592918

>he dies a virgin

never change america

>>83599476
That's retarded you don't even know me. You need to get good at banter or go back to Rebbit.

>>83586861
That's a big bird.

>>83592918
Is this a parody?
>Annoying music
>Constant cuts
>Red filter
>This is just not the young rattlesnake's day!
>He dies a virgin

>>83599641
>you don't even know me.
First time visiting 4chan champ? Here's a tip, lurk a bit longer before posting, you're green as fuck.

>>83586132
Cunting BBC releasing this fucking footage.

>>83586371
>little chick is sturdier than fully grown human
explain this fuckery

>>83599778

>humans made of dense muscle, rigid bone structure, and usually not much fat
>retard baby goose is literally nothing but feathers, fat and hollow bones

that goose is basically designed around falling. humans are designed around not being dumb enough to fall.

>>83599710
>you're green as fuck

not him, but no need to be a hardo you fucking loser

>>83586132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTseSi0Qgow

how in the fuck is that thing not dead

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>>83586371
>fall off a 70 foot cliff
>No visible injuries

Explain this nigra magic right now

>>83599869
If evolution is real why didn't it evolve to fly over the cliff instead of hitting rocks at terminal velocity hoping to not die?

>>83598906
what's going on here?

>>83598906
did they kill a cat?

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>>83592918
>the added sound effects

Literally a Zack Snyder's joint

>>83592405
how do you even make such a shot?

>>83586132
why did noe one told him that penguins can't fly.

>Hey pengu, we're birds man but there's something important I must tell you, let me go for a cigarrete first.
>y-yes dad

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>>83592918
>Be Rattlesnake
>Super chill, not much to life but at-least you live in the free-est country on earth
>Suddenly you get eaten
>Some asshole human watches the whole thing and tapes it
>Some other asshole human then reminds the world you got eaten without ever having sex

>>83599710
Holy fuck the cringe.

>>83600069
Can you break a pillow by throwing it off a cliff?

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>>83599710

>>83600314
A pillow would have several tears in it bouncing off all those jagged rocks on the way down

>>83600379
No it wouldn't

Who weak do you think fabric is that the weight of a pillow can break it?

>>83600379
>>83600450
Can we get myth busters on this?

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>>83600450
>Who weak do you think fabric is that the weight of a pillow can break it?
>Who weak do you think

>>83586861
https://youtu.be/45bUOIK2cAo

>>83600069
>>83599778
well for starters the chick is a tiny puff ball who's surface area is compromised mostly of fluffy feathers, so it never reaches terminal velocity, unlike a humans that are technically mega fauna and can reach terminal velocity after like what? 10 seconds of falling.

>>83600069
Actually, 400ft. So even more impressive.

>>83600702
>well for starters the chick is a tiny puff ball who's surface area is compromised mostly of fluffy feathers, so it never reaches terminal velocity,
Wrong way

It reaches terminal velocity very fast
It's just very low

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Who was in the wrong here?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfYAj1k9uZM

>>83600702
>unlike a humans that are technically mega fauna
You're moms a mega fauna fagget

>>83600714
Not really.
You could drop it from a plane and it'd have the same effect

>>83600805
that snake was fucking retarded, why the hell would you attack something that bigger than you?

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Big cat vs snek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fcYUTVnOH80

>>83600167
a sacrifice so you can have a safe thanksgiving

>>83586541
dumb bird

>>83600877
Sure but maybe it was something personal. Also the aligator was dumb for letting the python go

>>83600877
They always do that, but usually with animals that won't bite back

>>83592918
K I N O

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Damn these cats are fast
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-NALgEw9s

>>83600167
Hajj

>>83600829
Wouldn't the lack of oxygen that high up suffocate the chick before it would land?

>>83600167
Turkeys are possibly the most moronic bird in existence, figure it out from there.

>>83601155
Maybe
But bird's can breath better than we can

It'd probably freeze to death though

The point is that all heights are the same once you reach terminal velocity.
And for a puffball like that, it'd reach terminal in like 20 feet.
So anything more than just is redundant when it comes to how much it'll hurt on impact

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>>83600829
>still wouldn't die if you threw it out a plane?

Are you saying that it's necessary to shoot it first then?

>>83592375
*build up speed*
Today is the last day of your existance...
*teleports through you*
Requiestat in RIP, dear prey

>>83586132
it isn't about the flight. they do this before they can fly. it's about killing off the weak while the surviving stronger offspring survive

>>83600256
It's all fucking staged. They're killing animals for your entertainment.

>>83601239
kek

>>83601239
full circle

>>83592375
N-NANI?!

>>83598906
ARISE, MYRRAK, THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT HAS BEEN SHED. WE AWAIT YOUR BIDDING

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Electric snek vs aligator
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw6ZG860mbI

>>83601239
kek

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>>83592918
>narrated by Justified himself

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>>83586268

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>>83586132
>You jus gotta b confident lil guy

Confidence is key!

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>>83599710
This post has to be ironic.

>>83598906
what did they mean by this?

>>83601088
PULL UP WOOP WOOP PULL UP SINK RATE

my favorite scene from Rango: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3h8x67I1iw

"It's High Noon"

>>83600256
alot of it was "enhanced" by computers for this show

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>>83601724
God I hate America

>>83592375
fucking hell

>>83601724

>that violin sound at the beginning

oh god I just thought of gordon ramsey

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dde_1496669501
Why are Chinese so mean to animals?

>>83601763
t. no gunz muslim cock worshiper

>>83601873
t. insecure hick who will soon be outbred by brown people

>>83586371
this is just not the chicks day
he dies a virgin

>>83601882
This is unironically kino

>>83601910
t. inbred yurotrash who gets throw in prison for defending himself against sandniggers

>>83601088
I feel bad for laughing so hard at this

>>83589685
I honestly thought th baby chick was sleeping and was getting fucked by one of the parents.

>>83602029
stupid fucking cat

>>83602070
it's an eagle you mong

>>83586861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nudiAFnbYg0

>>83601882
>delete my browser history niggas
rip in peace

>>83589576
Elephants and dolphins recognize themselves in mirrors. All other animals are shit tier

>>83602029
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>83599710
underage fgt

>>83589269
shoot yourself

>>83586861
Source?

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>>83602029

>>83586268
Fuck you snek

>>83599214
>mammal

No

>>83600805
Damn, they fucking hate each other

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>>83586861

>>83602029

WTF is it doing

>>83602100
its a fucking stick you bitch

>>83600805
Why couldn't the crocodile bite the snake into two halfs?

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I find bird excrement to be the nastiest of all excrement. But I love birds, but yikes shit is vomit inducing with larger birds.

>>83601239
Mother of KEK

>>83601333
based BBC

>>83588363
then got eaten by a predator at the bottom because it can't fly.

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>>83600877
>why the hell would you attack something that bigger than you?

Someone dared a nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbqvqf3-14

>>83602726
So wise..

>>83602726
That five sec gif is so dense, every owl is goofy in a different way

>>83586371
What the actual fuck.

Rip 1 like one prayer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7V-C4bZwR4

>>83602029
Seems like something grabbed it from underneath right?

>>83586132
Is it dead?

>>83602882
that's one hungry doggy

>>83599778
F = MA

the little fucker has low mass.

A = delta V / delta t

its fairly softy and squishy so it ends up taking a bit longer to stop when it hits the ground.

same reason you can throw insects out of a plane and have them live when they hit the ground.

>>83602100
newfag lmao xdxd

>>83602029

in the osprey's defense, it's windy

>>83602988
cunt

>>83586144
Somebody get this hothead outta here

>>83587599
Fuck I dropped my phone

>>83603277
Phoneposters should be shot

>>83602726
>/fit/,/b/ and /x/

>>83603006
No it just got blown over by the wind you giant fucking retard

>>83603355
>He brings his computer to the toilet

>>83603406
I read the newspaper like a man

>>83603406
>he doesn't have a toilet battlestation

>>83602617
>Why couldn't the crocodile bite the snake into two halfs?
The snake is basically one single muscle solid as fucking wooden log
Crock ran out of strength first

>>83603399
Yes I didn't notice the first time I saw it. No need to be rude, over a fucking bird video most of all...

How does /tv/ feel about this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjoDEQqyTig

>>83600805
JUST

>>83603625

>the cat is just sitting there pondering how it got out hunted by a fucking chicken

>>83600138

Because evolution is lazy and only evolves creatures the bare minimum needed to survive.

Geese' current bodies allow them to not go extinct. There's no need to evolve any further.

>>83601088
Another happy landing

>>83586132
test

>>83586371

What the flying fuck?

Literally your whole survival depends on a fucking russian roulette move you do when you are a kid.

Top fucking kek, nature.

>>83588399
Noose yourself, showfag.

>>83586371
any other links? I don't have a tv license

>>83603406
>leaves his computer to go to the toilet
weak

>>83601088

>Havin a problem here
>Eject!
>I can hold it...
>Pull up!
>No I'm alr-DARN, ARRRGGHHHH

>>83598906
>You came to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker

>>83592375
That's a mallard, not a duck.

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>>83597583

>>83603804
are you retarded?

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>>83598155
>get succin boi
how do you respond?
>>83598198
it would be extremely painful

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>>83601088

Here's Michael Bay's edition.

>>83603845
>I showed you my dick answer me

>>83586132
Whaaat the fuck

Tons of birds around where I live. Seen one of the baby birds fall out of the nest a few times every couple years and all the other birds go mental and try to kill it.

I just take it to another nest I can reach and put it in there, works out fine in the end.

>>83600138
>literally not knowing how natural selection works

you fucking retard

>>83604089
>mfw no bug will ever rape me

>>83604089

>when you cum but she keeps on suckin

>>83604089
>>83604121
why haven't we killed everything under the water yet?

>>83604089
holy shit this is horrific

>>83586268

>No seriously don't tread on me

>>83603625
out fucking skilled

>>83604089
Is that a giant water bug?

>>83604621
Nah, I'd say it's about average

>>83603698
The cat was playing with the mouse, notice it didn't even go for the kill it just batted with its paw. I've seen my cat do the same thing with a mouse it had cornered. They let it run around and try to escape for a few minutes then they break its spine.

Chicken just wanted it dead.

>>83599778
birds weigh like nothing. That chick probably weighs the equivelant of a pack of cigarettes.

Might be editing as well, BBC is known for editing the shit out of their nature docs to get a narrative going.

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Is this nature kino?

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>>83589333
We need more species this hardcore.

>"I jumped off a hundred-foot cliff before I even learned to fly. You think I'm scared of your punk ass!? BRING IT!!!"

>>83592375
No way this is real

>>83602726

>Get in a car accident
>You impact and your vision goes dark
>Suddenly your eyes open
>This is what you see, except the owls are three times your size and the mouse is a person

This is what hell looks like.

>>83604727
>"Do you expect me to squawk?"

>"No Mr. Bird. I expect you to die."

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>>83604737
>Chicken just wanted it dead.
The chicken wanted to eat it.

>>83604815
those falcons can reach 150-170 mph while diving towards a target. A peregrine falcon can reach 200 mph.

>>83604881
>idiot owner keeping him trapped next to a dangerous wild animal

poor doggo ;__;

>>83604881
>That interracial couple at the back
>That retarded dog owner
The west should be purged

>>83586541
When you nut but she keep sucking

>>83604889
That eagle is gonna have an extra bloody treat.

>>83603928
I'd kill for a full mockumentary like this.

>>83604881
is that cunt fucking stupid? Those she want her dog to get an eye plucked out?

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>>83586861

>>83604881
>>83604881
Fucking woman

>>83604787
It is, these are cool af

>>83604121

that nigga eating his fucking face

fucking nature man.

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>>83604959
>>>/twitter/
Kill yourself.

>>83604889
>I'm gonna stick my extremely long and fragile neck inbetween this metal cage

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>>83601123

>>83605051
animals and even kids do that all the time

>>83605034
You can tell the running birds are talking shit
What's the bird equivalent of "?" or "ez"?

>>83604891
Is this the new alien movie?

>>83604889
10 dex vs 5 dex and 5 int

>>83605148
Fucking manlets

>>83605034
Fucking Matrix shit at :18

>>83592375
so, it took the head off with its talons, right? not its beak?

>>83599257
He kills and tenderizes it in one swoop.

>>83603625
That pussy got cucked by a cock

>>83602882
It's like watching a miniaturized Serengeti.

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>>83605034
agility > speed

>>83604887
underrated

>>83605240
It looks like they are talking to God

>>83605240
F

>>83605226
it just snapped the neck, when you see the slowmo you see the head just dangle to the side

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>>83605092

>>83604889
I like how the Eagle puts the scrap back down by the cage wall and starts snapping its beak at the other bird like he's going "go on try it, try to take it again you fuck"

>>83605240
delete this

>>83602882
I like how theres a hundred other rabbits there and they'll all just 'nah, you're on your own bro'.

>>83604881
>you'll face my wrath now
>AURORA EXECUTION!