>character drinks milk at dinner

>>83583382

milk does a body good

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>>83583382
>character doesn't shit the bed after drinking hot milk

>>83583642
That isn't a thing.

>drinking milk

things only boring hillbilly white people do

>>83583382
Straight milk makes me projectile vomit. Stop stealing baby cow's food.

I drink milk with almost every meal
Shit's tasty

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>>83583655
>character represses bed shitting after uncle uses three fingers in his anus

>character is a manly hero with all the generic qualities of a calculating killer
>orders milk instead of booze

>>83583727
The cow is NOT your mother

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>police chief/army general/school principle/president is an illiterate black guy

>>83583731
Ever hear of chocolate? In school they had vanilla. Seriously fucking gross bro.

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>>83583866
Speak for yourself. MFW secretly a calf.

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>>83583382
I don't even find it that weird

I see lots of instances in American shows of people drinking ice tea at the dinner table. That's fucked

>>83583953
Cringe

>>83584063
Is that against Sharia law or something?

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>>83584063
>not drinking a 64oz bottle of this with your dinner every night
America is #1 for a reason. Get with it, or get bombed.

>>83584122
No, it just seems like a really trashy thing to do.

America under so much scrutiny by people obsessed with us it's crazy. Would you rather we have a liter of Pepsi with dinner?

I personally enjoy tea over coffee in the morning. It's lighter.

>>83584305
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>>83584534

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/fit/ here
Milk is shit

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>>83584631

Milk is fine in desserts, unprocessed cheese or dishes. But if you eat right, it's literally like eating vitamins as candy.

It's a billion dollar industry that is too big to fail. And it's pushed on us in our childhood.

It's also no secret that there was and are tons of antibiotics and growth hormones in it. Yuck.

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>Character doesn't end a phone conversion with goodbye.

>>83584969
Pasteurization pretty much neutralizes the benefits of milk, or any dairy product for that matter. Shit's a billion dollar scam.

>>83584969
Soy milk is the shit

>>83585094
Soy causes man boobs brah. I bet you have some juicy ass titties.>>83585066

>>83585463
Nah i'm pretty /fit/

>>83586242
:^\

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blblblbl

>>83585058

First rule in screenwriting : characters never say goodbye, ever.

>>83585463
Dairy milk is loaded with estrogen too

>>83585094
is shit is a better description

2% masterrace reporting in

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>protag doesn't do GOMAD

>>83585094
>Soy milk is the shit

t. 5'4 tiny dick manlet asian

never understood the milk with dinner thing.. is that what muricans do?

>>83585094
Only GMOs soy milk

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>character has onions on his burger

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>>83584631
>tfw she didn't puke or piss or something
Kind of a letdown tbqh

>>83584631
>50 lb
Wow dude

>>83586475
For what purpose?

>>83584969
What are you even talking about
"It's like eating vitamins as candy" I literally cannot wrap my head around that statement

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>>83585058
>character is on phone with family member or SO
>doesn't hang up saying "Love you... bye." / "Love you too. Bye."

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>>83586517
it's 165 though

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>>83584631
>25 pound bumpers

my little newphew could clean n jerk more

>>83584631
what's the point of this lift, why do they do that weird squat-lunge thing before raising the bar over there head

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>>83586475
>character dips his fries in ranch

>>83586317
why? I've seen characters on sitcoms say goodbye to delivery men at the door and things like that?

>>83583671
you just a lactose intolerant nigger

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>>83586570
>those fast paced barbell rows
That can't be good for you, correct?

>>83586584
Retarded from supplements

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>>83586595
>character is at Wendy's
>dips his fries in ketchup instead of the Sriracha sauce

>>83586646
what?

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>>83586575
>this post

burgers never cease to amaze me

delete me from this thread NOW

>>83586475
>>83586595
>character dips his burger in barbecue sauce

>>83586517
>>83586575

that's 25kg fellow subhumans

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>>83586595
My wife dips her fries in nothing, but tartar sauce or something she calls "fry sauce". I'm still not sure what the fuck she's even talking about. She's fucking weird.

>>83586683
Their acting retarded cuz the supplements make them think they look sweet as shit

>>83586584
it's a clean and jerk, it's too heavy a weight to just press over your head, so you need to push it with your legs and catch it in a lunge position

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn73_fb_eOs

>>83586738
Am I having a stroke or does anybody else think Pepe's blue shirt in the thumbnail is REALLY fucking sharp?

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>>83586769
I've been lifting for years, and I still refuse to even attempt this lift. It seems too complicated, and way too easy to fuck up. I'm probably just being a bitch.

>>83586738
Fry sauce is mustard and ketchup. I bet you married a she planet.

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>>83586788
>being able to discern anything about Pepe's shirt from the thumbnail
Gotta be a stroke.

>>83586813
you should probably stay away from it unless you have a weightlifting coach

>character orders pizza
>pizza has PINEAPPLES
absolutely disgusting

>>83586738
Wow i don't know how you hold back the urge not to punch her so hard in the head she forgets what "fry sauce" even was in the first place

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>>83586814
>she planet
No, she really isn't. Is mustard high in calories or something?

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>>83586854
>character squirts ketchup all over their scrambled eggs

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>>83586854
>character gets up to answer the door
>"Wow pizza came quicker than I expected"
>gets gunned down as soon as he opens the door

>character orders "french" fries
LOL

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>>83586885
>character squirts Taco Bell sauce packets all over their scrambled eggs

>>83586483
>No "Thanks Obama" in the end

0/10, would not laugh.

>>83586883
I could just tell.

>>83586883
>she really isn't
It sounds like you're not so convinced yourself listen truth be told only fatties mix condiments like that most normal people can barely stand their food touching on a plate

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>>83586644
Barbell rows?
They're a variation of a power shrug made popular by Dmitry Klokov.

>>83586390
No need to project your self-hating attributes, lad.

>>83586738
>not dipping your fries in a mix of ketchup, honey mustard, or bbq sauce
>not dipping it in something different every day to keep them interesting because the university food is so fucking bland and only has about 3 ediable things total.

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>character doesn't stay up until 4am in a thread where everyone makes thinly veiled posts about how they like their food

>>83587142
We really do need for realism in our capeshit. What else would Cap do in his freetime than shitpost

>>83586738
what does her son eat his fries with?

>>83583953
I can smell the reddit on you

>>83586883
Anon was wrong fry sauce is catsup and mayo. Wife confirmed for hambooooone she-whale.

>>83587142
>Anon lives on east coast.

MST masterrace.

What's gross is city milk. The milk I drink comes from some cow I probably seen in my way to work.

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>>83583382
whats wrong with drinking milk with dinner anon? my family does that every night

>>83587551
its gonna give you manboobs!

>>83587551
I don't think thats good for your digestion

>>83587016

t. 5'3 small tiny dick asian

>>83586517
thats kg you mong

>>83587551
At first glance it looks like your whole family is guzzling cum.

>>83587571
it hasnt
>>83587573
only if youre lactose intolerant
>>83587627
thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard

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>>83584063
>*drinks hot sake*
>*passes judgement*
I can't think of a nastier drink.

>>83587682
>thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard

Admitting that my family appears to be doing Minotaur semen shots for dinner is mine.

>>83587195
Fuck Peggy carter's niece

>>83585094
soy milk fucking sucks
almond milk is great, and cashew milk is god tier
>eating soy products

>>83586575
>>83586517
>>83583382
I fucking hate Americans

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>character has shrooms on his 'za

>>83587587
>t. 4'0 small tiny dick asian

>>83587142

It's 6:39pm here, and im eating Chicken Kiev, mash, corn, green beans and peas.

I like this Kiev more than my wife.

>>83588053
I remember introducing the Za' meme to 4chan. Glad she's still going.

mmm... estrogen~

>>83588285
Actually tap water contains more. All the birth control whores shit and piss tons if waste a day. The estrogen among other chemicals seeps into our water table.

>>83588217
t. 2'0 mini micro dick asian

>>83587950
Man may be superhuman but he still has a recovery period

>>83588034
>muh logical jew units
>muh waters boiling point

>>83583655
Tell that to my bed.

>>83588472
>drinking tap water

What are you a Mary?

>>83588826
Guzzle your cow cum son.

>>83583382

A friend of mine does this.

>>83588737
>ugg no like your science!

Milk is the perfect breakfast, combined with coffee/chocolate and cereals/cookies. Anyone who eats shit like eggs, bread and bacon after waking up is a disgusting pig.

>>83586595
What's wrong with that? Ranch is the best dipping sauce. That or aioli.

>>83589724
>chocolate and cereals/cookies
are you even old enough to be here?

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>Character asks for no mayo in his burger

Inexcusable.

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>>83589724
bagel sandwich with bacon with cheddar cheese and egg for a delicious home made miggmuffin is good nourishment famjam

>>83589724

>chocolate and cookies for breakfast

fat cunt detected

>>83589773
>you're not allowed to drink chocolate after a certain age
I like this meme.

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>>83589806
>no mayo

i think you mean no onion

how tf can anyone eat burgers with no onion??

>>83583382
Daily reminder that Uncle Adolf's diet consisted of milk and bread while he was broke in Viena.

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>>83589813
i forgot to add add bbq sauce to this

now you got a gem of a sandwich

>>83583671
t. nigger

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>>83588738
>>83583642
>being lactose intolerant
>having defective genes

>>83583727
Why? You must be drinking some shit quality milk if you think it tastes bad.

>>83583902
Chocolate? Why are Americans so dumb?

>>83589932
nah senpai heres how the perfect burger/sandwich goes

brioche bun, lightly toasted
chipotle mayo sauce
iceberg lettuce
ground beef, cheese melted on top
onion rings
chipotle mayo sauce

literally heaven

>>83590115
whoops i forgot, add jalapenos as well.

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>>83590115
that sounds good senpai, but i was talkin about a lil breakfast sandwhich

>>83589760
>What's wrong with that?
Nothing. Did you open the image?

>>83590324
oh okay makes sense, your brekky sandwich sounds pretty tasty btw

>>83583953
Either very good b8 or just tremendous faggot

>>83587998
>cashew milk
White people never stop