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>managed to escape the popcorn mines
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>escapes popcorn mines
>goes to /tv/ to tell everyone
>gets his IP logged and the hawks sent to his location
Sleep tight OP
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>>83581623
>penis inspector couldnt find my micro-penis, so he just let me pass
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Is this the thread where we pretend wacky things happen at or local theatres like manlet pits and penis inspections lol
>tfw kinoclub points card didn't work in the showers
did I do this right?
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>it's another reddit tier joke thread
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>passed the penis inspection with flying colors, inspector told me I have the most impressive member she's ever seen
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>>83583667
>>83583636
>I hate having fun; the posts
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>>83581902
>hawks
Why didn't they just send the eagles?
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>they found the tendies I was smuggling in during the routine cavity search
I have to go to court next month
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>>83583636
What are you talking about? And you can't use kinoclub points at every kinoplex. Some limit the points to the food stand, excluding crab legs of course.
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>>83583636
>>83583667
>Enter thread
>Faggots are sucking cocks
Every time.
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>Local Kinaeux-dome genetically engineers a Kinosaurus Rex (tm) as a final boss to add an element of danger to the Film Shooter challenge
>Its release timing is random
>Ammo clips for your Hi-Point .22 is on the opposite side of the arena
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>>83583825
>fun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU
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> theater nemesis bribed the designated local shooter to aim at me again
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>the meat merchants haven't arrived in their caravans so there's no hot dogs
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>no pee pee in da poo poo
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>local Kinobot9000 is online near my Kinoplex Battle Arena (tm)
>fucking random single search detects my BetaMax (tm) membership in my wallet
>get thrown into the Manlet Feeding Pits and lose my hands to feral shorties
fucking kinobots
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>>83583636
>Enter thread
>Takes time to post an ironic anti shitpost on a vietnamese basket weaving online forum
Go back to your cunny threads you fucking loser
Go back to your cunny threads you fucking loser
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>>83583871
>wasting the eagles on a virgin
kek
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>>83581623
>Bring your wife's son to a Kino day at my local cinema
>2 for one shower token part of the special promotion
>Decide what the heck, might as well spend some time with the little fucker before the flick starts (I am prepping his mother for the bull after all)
>He secretly snuck his pet falcon in the shower
>Film Fascists notice and citizen arrest me and the falcon
>Mfw my wife's son sends me a selfie of him enjoying Alien: Covenant
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>>83586047
Nice try, obviously they would have arrested him and not you since it was his pet. You almost got me you sly sucker.
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>>83584087
Who is Jennifer Jason Leigh?
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