>it's a Truman doesn't shower for a week episode

>>83581118
>its another truman edges to xev bellringer mommy porn for 9 hours straight episode

>it's a Truman didn't get out of bed all day but swears he'll go back to the gym tomorrow for the seventh month in a row episode

>its Truman ironically posts racist shit while on 4chan at work episode

>It's a Truman sits down and pretends to be interviewed about his new film The Godfather and acts very sweet and humble while low key knowing he is a genius episode

Its a truman jerks off from his car while looking at the kids at the playground episode

>>83581457
Fuark forgot to epic text it

>>83581457
>it's a Truman forgets to greentext so his post is legally admissible as evidence in court episode

>it's a Turman can't ever over his ex

>it's a Truman listens to HOMELAND, HONOR, SINCERITY for 14 hours straight and then tells one of his "friends" that he should really start considering the mass genocide of the kurdish menace episode

>it's a truman has already masturbated 3 times in a row and haven't washed his hands yet episode

>it's a truman masturbates 6 times in a row to tranny porn and has to go to the doctor to see if his dick is OK episode

>its a "since you started thinking about simulation universe there are far too many coincidences happening and the world has gotten too bizarre for it to not seem like we are being fucked with so you start feeling like Truman more and more and eventually everything you do you do under the impressiom someone or something is watching you so you can barely function in day to day life" episode
schizophrenia episodes are goat

>its a Truman gets a urinary tract infection and cant stop going to the bathroom and struggle to piss episode

>its a truman runs up the stairs on all fours like a gorilla episode

>>83581118


>its a truman gives his girlfriend several STDs then she kills herself episode

>it's a Truman sits on /pol/ all day, slowly becoming rediccalised episode

>its a truman gets the sunday night blues despite having nothing to do all week long episode

>it's a Truman bawls his eyes out when he tells his mom that he'll give his kids a life that he wanted and didn't get episode

>it's a Truman fucks his leather sofa just to see what it feels like episode

>its a truman feels shame after drunkenly fapping to trap porn episode

>it's a Truman is a 29 year old virgin and has worked overtime for the past 2 weeks to have enough money to possibly proposition the cute girl at work to have sex with him episode

>it's a Truman spends 8 hours walking through the parking lot of the local supermarket and sticking his penis into all the car mufflers episode

>it's a Truman only needs to write three tiny essays to wrap up his portfolio and graduate but has been procrastinating all night so he tells himself he'll definitely do it tomorrow

>it's a "Truman essentially full on shits himself because his mom has company and he is afraid to leave his room and attract their attention and is subsequently is afflicted with a virulent rash that leaves him essentially unable to sit in a normal manner for almost a month" episode
you never appreciate being able to sit till you can't

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>>83581899
>it's a Truman is definitely failing a class despite putting all his effort into it, so he decides to just rile up his leftist professor instead
It's weird how he went from getting A's in every masters class until this, and now he won't pass this one. Thank God he doesn't have to use student loans, otherwise he'd be pretty upset about it.

>it's a Truman is scared of people so he spends all day in his university dorm room, pissing out the window, only ever leaving in the very early early morning to shit and buy food episode

>It's a Truman watches porn that looks like his ex for thirteen hours and then finally breaks down into tears and starts experimenting with auto erotic asphyxiation episode.

>its a truman is almost 25 and realizes he's done nothing with his life episode

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>>83582033
Why would he go away to school if he's terrified of people? Seems like a waste of money.

>>83582082
I really connected with this one. The part where he decided the solution is to masturbate some more really struck a cord

>>83581118
>it's a Truman cums in his friend's asshole episode

>>83581118
It's a Truman starts being more social and goes to coworkers dinner parties so he can slip off during dinner and swipe a handful of their thirteen year old daughters used panties episode.

>It's a Truman spends his entire weekend locked up in his house alone watching CEI porn episode

>>83582303
>It's a Truman just made the FBI watch list episode.

im living that episode right now

>It's a Truman posts in Truman threads pretending to talk about the Truman show but in actuality he's talking about himself to deal with the feeling that hes living a failed life and to not feel so alone episode

Really made me feel

>it's a Truman cries himself to sleep every night for a year because his penis doesn't reach his asshole to self fuck season

>its a Truman tries jerking it to trap porn but suddenly realizes he's jerking it to a man with bolt ons episode

>>83582445
>It's a Truman posts made up shit in a Truman thread so people will read it and relate but in reality their more alone than ever episode

>>83582477
In the directors cut he finishes anyway

>>83582404
It's a Truman doesnt realise that bailey jay is more than half a decade past "her" prime and the only way "she" ever looked hot was in clever angled and heavily retouched photos, meanwhile "she's" getting fatter and older and balder by the minute and becoming a literal slob episode

>It's a Truman gives up his NEET-status, gets a girlfriend, gets a job, becomes an alcoholic, loses the girlfriend and job, but keeps the booze episode

>It's a Truman sits in discord all day waiting for one of his online friends to log on episode

>>83581457
Truman doesn't jerk off you freak he stares longingly at the 12 year old girls wishing he could take one home and marry it.

>It's a Truman gives up his NEET-status, gets a girlfriend, gets a job, loses the booze but wakes up episode

>It's a Truman realises he's thinking about suicide unironically more and more often and he doesnt know what it means or how to stop it episode

>>83582588

Sal?

>it's a Truman doesn't even like his friend of 12+ years but doesn't know how to break it off with him episode
Unfortunately this episode keeps airing every week.

>Its a Truman stays up for three days for no reason and steadily becomes more and more paranoid about surveillance episode

>>83582622
this happens in the background of a lot of episodes but its pretty easy to miss

>It's a Truman starts going /pol/ to troll and shitpost and is unironically buying neonazi literature an amazon within a week episode

>>83581516
>his post is legally admissible as evidence in court
is this true?

>it's a Truman spends too much time listening to Diamond Dogs by Bowie and starts to understand it episode

>>83581118
Oh so Truman is being a normal american? I swear to god you fuckers smell like shit.

>it's a Truman starts thinking other people can read his mind so he thinks "I know you can read my mind" to one up them episode

>>83582741
I hated the part where the friend starts becoming obsessed with weaboo shit and going to every con within 200 miles

>>83582806
>Truman kills a woman
>Green texts the murder on /r9k/
>He gets arrested later
>All evidence is vague and not quite good enough except for his online confession
>Defense merely points out the confession was in green text
>Case dismissed, Truman freed

>Another woman goes missing the following week

>>83582848
the episodes where he has telepathic fights with his roommate that alter their in person interactions are insane

>>83581522
but will he ever never? hello??

>>83582871
I liked the spin off episode where the defence had to explain to the jury every facet of chan culture so they understood. They did a decent job desu

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>it's a Truman brags on the internet about being depressed episode
He should at least have taken it to [r9k] instead of being an attention whore on /tv/.

>>83581118
>It's a Truman gives up drinking for one day then caves, figures he'll just buy some beer instead of whiskey but instead of buying two six packs buys a slab then gets drunk alone shitposting online and then orders $65 worth of Indian takeout

>>83581735
I loved the dark humor in this episode

>>83582806
Its like you didnt even saw the episode where truman reveals where he hid the body of her ex girlfriend online but his case gets dismissed because it was posted with greentext

>>83582975
Damn I really felt this episode.

>>83582961
>It's a Truman is a newfag and writes /r9k/ wrong while trying to fit in and seem superior episode
I didn't really like this one

>it's an anon didn't read any of these thread

>>83583029
Keep being proud of being depressed anon. Your friends love all those post-ironic depression memes you post on facebook

>>83583083
>it's a Truman is angry about life and is taking his frustrations out on a friendly anon episode

>it's a truman uses his xbox controller as a vibrator episode

>>83582806
>>83581516
on top of 4chan says everything false fiction hood fool only take as fact blabla

everything you post on 4chan is ironic

>>83583250
>It's a Truman gets gets a dildo stuck in his ass and then tries to get it out with a pen and that gets stuck to and he has to call 911 episode

>It's a Truman tells his friends of 15 years how he was abused and raped by his ex and they laugh and blame him episode

>it's a Truman feels like a hacker by encoding his webms

>its a truman stays awake until 2am reading fan fiction despite having work at 7am

>>83583345
>It's a Truman finally makes that PMV he's had stuck on his head for ages and uploads it to his private tracker after hours of work but it barely gets any snatches episode

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>It's a Truman doesn't have any money or way to the store so he eats spoiled chicken and moldy bread mixed with ketchup then throws up for four hours and as soon as he feels better he eats some more and throws up for four hours again because it tasted really good episode

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>>83581637
>it's a truman reads a comment on a truman enthusiast website that makes him ponder just how many people actually wash their hands after masturbating and how much of the world is just coated in dick to hand to insert worldy object here and comes to the conclusion that 99% of the world is probably coated in dick - episode

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>>83581688
>it's a you don't believe in fate but coincidences start becoming too coincidental way too often episode
>it's a truman discovers the universe is out to get him episode

>its a truman takes speed and sexually assaults a bunch of girls on the dance floor and gets a lifetime ban from his a nightclub episode

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>>83583270
>tfw you start posting ironically in real life
>tfw you don't even know how to stop any more
>tfw life decided to start posting ironically
>tfw life doesn't even know how to stop any more
Seriously, shit's getting retarded.

>>83581118
>it's a trumans wife beings over her hot friend for the night and Truman needs to shit but hes too nervous when there is only one toilet and she might use it right after and smell the stinky episode

It's a Truman hasn't had sex or a job in over 8 months episode
Really not liking the direction this show is going

>>83583083
>yet another episode where Truman doesn't know why he's mad

>>83583590
>It's a Truman listens with disdain to his friend complaining about not having sex for 8 months when he's 25 and never had a girlfriend

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>it's a truman undercooks a chicken for 10 minutes then slide his dick inside it

>>83583649

>its a season long arc

>>83583680
>It's a Truman REALLY wants to buy a fleshlight to finally know what a pussy feels like but its too paranoid that the sellers will somehow tell someone or make fun of him and to make his paranoia worse he still lives with his family episode

>>83583812
I saw the episode where Truman got one and while it comes close to pussy, he complained about it after a while since it doesn't self lubricate or clean

>>83583878
Is it really that much of a pain?
I can only imagine how good it feels like. It must be worth it right?

>>83583932
it's only worth it if you've given up completely on getting laid I guess. it's nice but it's not warm like pussy is plus you have to clean and lube it yourself and when I want to masturbate cleaning afterwards is the last thing I want to do

>>83583932
I didn't see the episode that guy you responded to saw, but I did see the episode where Truman bought an onahole thing for $40 and fucked it for 4 sessions in a row. That episode was great. I think the onahole Truman bought was the Bocca de Veritas or something. He's bought so many I lost track.

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>>83584012
>it's a Truman can't get laid so he acts like birth control doesn't exist episode
Really didn't understand what the writers were thinking with this one.

>>83581118
>it's a Truman ignores the chest pains and palpitations for the third day in a row episode

Fucking writers.

>it's a Truman is still lying to his parents and is in too deep to give it up now, but is holding onto the out of killing himself if they ever find out episode

Really curious what the conclusion to this is gonna be.

>>83581118
so ? last time when I made a shower was more than 2 weeks ago

>>83581118
I went for 3 months once.

>>83581434
I enjoy this episode very much

>Truman then pretends to be talking to Conan about his new project, the audience loves him, Truman then drops a subtle bane reference for his 4chan bros

>>83582913
She's not Jewish.

>>83584012
>it's a Truman gets a virtual reality headset and can't even get hard anymore watching porn on his PC episode
One of these days someone's going to walk in on him without him even knowing.

Just got in late on the Truman train by watching random episodes on YouTube, but there are just so many. Which season was best /tv/?

>it's a truman sets up a toilet-cam for when his wifes friends comes over but forgets to tape over the recording light episode

>it's a truman tries autoerotic asphyxiation for the first time and something goes wrong

>it's a Truman constantly thinks to himself if he's missing something because his jewish parents butchered his dick when he was a toddler episode

>it's a Truman tries to seduce his 13 years old student episode

>it's a Truman stalks random girls on the street for the entire afternoon episode

>>83585639
>It's a Truman gets his dream job in the film industry as a scriptwriter but keeps slipping in subtle references to Baneposting in multi-million dollar scripts because Truman just wants to have fun and shitpost episode

>it's a Truman is broke so he smokes cigarette butts to satiate his addiction episode

>>83581118
>it's a Truman pisses in a bottle while playing videogames for 30 hours straight episode

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>It's a Truman wakes up in the middle of the night, says "fuck it God, kill me, I'm ready to die," rolls over, and then falls back asleep episode

>>83581118
>>it's a Truman doesn't shower for a week episode
A week is pushing it but I'll go 4 days if I'm not planning to leave the house

I live in a desert, water conservation is everyone's civic duty.

>it's a Truman mutilates his hand in the garbage disposal just to see what happens episode

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>It's a Truman goes on a weeklong bender because Josie turned into a doorknob episode

I cannot joke about this movie.

It was the beginning of my descent into paranoia.

>>83589385
I just broke my 2 and a half week spree and had a shower yesterday, I thought /tv/ was much more powerful than this

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>it's a Truman returns to his parents basement episode and cries himself to sleep while fondling a gun every night

getting pretty tired of this ru-run desu

>>83589743
I-I tried Jackie-sama, b-but it was t-t-too hard for me...

I'll try again t-tomorrow...

>>83589457
We've all been there at one time or another

>it's a Truman Baneposts episode

>>83589994

>It's a Truman gets close to quads but misses by 4 digital entities.

>>83581740
>It's a Truman sits on M6-117 all eclipse, slowly becoming Riddickalised episode

>>83583270
Tell that to LeXplorer.

>>83582082
>>83582142
Fuck.

>it's a "Truman sings along to the radio on the way to work and pretends he's singing in his high school talent show even though he graduated 15 years ago and his classmates largely ignored him and wouldn't know him if he walked up to them right now" episode

>it's a Truman didn't have to go in for a job interview because someone he knew at the office died in a car accident and now he has extra time to study for the exam tomorrow but is spending it jerking to momdom and shitposting

>It's a Truman comes upon a piece of incest erotica and it jumpstarts a secret lifelong fetish episode

>>83591354
It gave us that great running gag of Truman being terrified every time someone uses his computer though

TACOS

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>>83591389
>the episode where he closed the regular mother-son doujin just in time for his mom to walk in on the futa mother-son he had open in another window

>it's a truman posting memes in the television board of a Filipino basket-weaving forum

>it's a Truman asks his wife to fuck one of his friends episode

>it's a truman goes out hunting with his bare hands only to end up fucking a deer episode

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>falling for the "i have to take a shower each day " jewish scam

>>83581118
>It's a truman saves his cock cheese for a year and uses it to make pizza for the orphans

>>83581457
>>83581457
REPROTED

>>83581699
Men can't get UTIs, I thought i had one too cause I can't piss and when I'm done when I can I dribble all in my pants

>it's a Truman can't wait for the day to end so that he can finally got to sleep and fantasize about being Rey's love interest in the upcoming Star Wars movie.

>>83595522
Men can, it's less common because of the longer urethra.

>>83585428
What was he lying about?
I think i missed this episode

>it's a truman wakes up and is happy to see his thread still there and it feels like he's less lonely (but he's not) episode

>>83583396
link?

>>83581118

>it's an anon posts in a Truman thread not realizing we're all watching him right now

>>83596696
2meta4me

>>83596696
>It's A Truman knows that he's being watched but it's the only thing that gets him off episode.

>>83596696
one of my biggest fears 2bh

>>83596696
>it's a Truman is flipping through the channels late at night and sees a show called The Pooman Show about an indian man who is living in a simulation and starts to question reality episode

>it's a Truman edges for 3 hours then vows to turn his entire life around tomorrow and ends up doing it again at the same time the next day episode

>>83581118
>Its a Truman drinks another bottle of cheap whisky in an attempt to feel okay and get some sleep and lies to himself that tomorrow he will quit episode

>>83596852
h-haha wh-who in their right mind would do that?

>it's a Truman finally gives in to the temptation and downloads CP and has the best wank of his life, but as soon as he comes down from the euphoria he feels like the human garbage he is and swears to never do it again episode
I'm surprised he actually managed to abide so far, even though he clearly got aroused at a lot of scenes with Daphne Keen in Logan

>it's a truman is emotionally ghosted while being expected to offer something in the relationship episode

>it's a Truman checks his ex girlfriends Facebook only to see that she just had a baby and couldn't care less about him while he is still a jobless neet that thinks of her everyday
show's getting worse and worse

>Its a Truman goes down on his girlfriend for ages and is covered in sweat, pussy juice, and is almost gasping for air and the bitch still isn't coming and starts doubting himself episode

>it's a truman put a glass in his ass because of his BLacked fetish but the glass broke and he's bleeding but is too shameful to go to the ER and bleeds to death episode
too bad the tv team was too late. It was a weird series finale

>it's a truman got kicked out of college a year ago and he still hasn't told his parents episode

>It's a Truman "gets stabbed in High School Math class and develops PTSD, even worse in classrooms, so he stops going to school and has to work in unskilled labor. Truman then seeks professional therapy and goes to Community College to get credit to get into real College. All the while he is addicted to marijuana because it's the only thing that makes him feel good anymore. Eventually he curbs his addiction and begins a Law degree, only to be 4 months from graduation and scared as hell of the world that awaits after entering it previously as an unskilled PTSD young man and only ever knowing a world that paid him the minimum and showed him the minimum gratitude and taught him that humans are maximumly evil and will try to kill you in benign areas that are expected to be safe" episode

That episode lasted for like 14 years

>>83597766
really smart of him. he should keep on going for a few years

>>83597766
Isn't that the plot of Catcher in the Rye?

>>83598002
the plot of my life desu

>>83581118
>it's a Truman was feeling happy until he woke up episode

>it's a truman was feeling happy until the effects of alcohol wore off and now he feels like shit episode
>they repeat they same episode for four years

>>83597253
>it's a Truman drinks to fall asleep but it doesn't work anymore and he just lies in bed feeling anxious, sweaty, dehydrated, and needing to pee

>>83598263
>It's a Truman starts drinking his own pee because he doesn't want to leave the bed to get water episode

>>83598263
>it's a Truman drinks to fall asleep but it doesn't work anymore and he just lies in bed feeling anxious, sweaty, dehydrated, and needing to pee
I'm really getting sick of watching these episodes. The last 5 seasons have been painful to watch.

>it's a truman befriends a gorgeous girl who seems to like him for some reason but is always hanging out with chads who are most likely fucking her but truman is sad and lonely and enjoys what little human connection he can get episode

>>83598106
>It's a Truman has a dream he's with his ex lover and they're in love and he remembers what love feels like and what it feels like to be loved then wakes up and starts trying to think how everything is shit

>>83582806
yes

>>83583270
That's only in /b/ retard

>its a truman has a sex change and regrets it forever episode

fuck I hated that arc

>Its a Truman starts talking to a girl in one of his classes and after a few week he even ask her out but apparently she prefers to stay alone, seeing how she sits as more distant as possible to every human being because she's an asocial piece of shit

LOL, for sure Truman never understand women's behaviour

>>83600276
* episode

>>83600276
>it's a truman sees that same girl sucking Chad's big dick while masturbating herself in a backalley 3 days later episode

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>>83581322
>xev bellringer

>It's a Truman listens to music and imagines that he's playing it in front of everyone at school

>It's a Truman secretly takes videos of girls on the bus and can't wait to get home to masturbate to blurry, shaky footage of a girl's calf before deleting the video immediately after orgasm

hate these episodes desu

>>83581322
>xev
hell yeah, m8

>It's a Truman dusts off the old Pentium and makes a Doom map of his office before going to the gunstore episode

>it's a Truman finds out his friends went to a party without him and gets pissed that he wasn't invited even though he knows he wouldn't have gone anyway episode

>>83582322
What's CEI?

>it's a trueman spends most of his free time on 4chan episode

>it's a Truman gets blue balls on a date and has the least pleasurable orgasm of his entire life as he spends a solid half hour beating the cum out of his dick without pausing or looking at porn episode
it was really weird to see him so unhappy even though the date went really well

>it's a Truman drives past his ex's house and throws some cigarette butts where she parks her car episode

they've shown this rerun like 8 times in a row now

>it's a Truman wishes he wasn't so fucking dumb so he opens about 200 tabs of self improvement guides again that he never reads episode

>It's a Truman sits waiting in the library for the hot girl opposite him to leave so he can sniff her seat episode

>>83601185
someone post the webm

>it's a truman porpusely misses his appointment with the dr. because he secretly wants to die

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>it's a Truman spends whole day pressing F5 on streaming site to see camrip of newest capeshit

>it's a Truman stops applying for a job halfway through because the last question asks you to list your top three lifetime accomplishments and he can only think of two episode

>it's a truman gets trips episod

>it's a truman installs league of legends and wastes 5 years of his life playing chinese commie f2p bullshit, then stop playing and starts drinking and realizes gaming is way more self-destructive than alcohol episode

>It's a Truman can't get the encrusted shit out from under his fingernails and keeps sniffing his hand all day episode

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>>83600426
>it's a Truman listens to music and pretends he's a DJ playing it at his senior prom that he didn't even go to episode

>it's a Truman and his friends go to a strip club for the third time in as many weeks and his two friends get the cute strippers to give them dances while Truman has to tank the ugly one episode

This episode fucking sucks.

>it's a Truman has sex with his best female friend and ruins their friendship episode
what sort of reality do the writers live in where this sort of thing would ever happen?

>It's a Truman commits a hate crime episode.

>It's a Truman gets into reggae episode. Like really gets into reggae.

>it's a Truman stumbles across CP while browsing /tv/ and realises nothing else will give him the same rise again episode

>>83597429
Go kill yourself, buddy

>it's a Truman sabotages every chance at a romantic relationship he gets season
Holy shit every season has been like this Cristof you fucking hack

>>83582895
>It's a Truman tries to telepathically demoralize his beer pong opponents by transmitting insults to their subconscious episode

>>83602132
Videogames don't cause physical harm but they literally rob hours of your life, make you nervous, depressed and disconcentrate you, for some people are an actual drug
I hope Truman stopped with both alchol and games

>>83581385
>it's a Truman gets unironically fired for posting racist shit on 4chan at work episode

>it's a Truman spends all day wondering why she isn't talking to him

>>83581118
>it's a Truman masturbates 3 times a day for 10 years, starts growing hair on his shaft in which some become ingrown hairs and now his dick looks like it has herpes so he abstains from sex out of fear and embarrassment episode.

>>83604639
Stop looking at me

>it's a Truman is getting bald with only 23 years episode

>It's a Truman sees a lot of the weird shit he does in Truman threads and triggers his schizofrenic paranoia episode.

>>83581385
Literally me.

Nigger

>it's a Truman decides to kill his wife for the insurance money episode

>It's a Truman has a 200 word essay due tomorrow but he spends the day shitposting episode

>It's a Truman goes to the supermarket and buys junk food to make up for the fact that he's done nothing all day episode

>It's a Truman hears his roommate having sex with his gf episode

>>83581322
>Xev Bellringer
My man

>It's a Truman forgot to turn the flash off before taking pics of his coworkers feet episode

shenanigans were experienced

>>83597804
Oh shit, good luck anon

>>83602164
>>83600426
>>83590793
DELETE THIS
DELETE IT NOW

>it's a "Truman looks up pictures if his 15 year old cousin's beach trip on facebook and masturbates to all her bikini pics" episode

That part where he almost clicked "like" scared the shit out of me

>it's a truman is literally unable to do any paperwork whatsoever and prefers to pay huge fines and risks losing his job over filling out these 5 shitty pages to get a long-term care insurance episode

>>83605445
There's this scene where he prints out all the paperwork and throws it all away instead of filling it out because he's too afraid his boss will see he still doesn't have the insurance which really makes you question what life even is.

Dude I was going to shower today, no need to make a thread.

>>83605414
>that episode where he clicks save and she gets notified

>it's a truman steps on a lego and lots of cars start driving by honking their horns to drown out the sound of his endless stream of curses coming from this mouth.

>>83589367
based

>>83604962
How is 7th grade treating you?

>>83606144
>the follow up where she didn't say anything to him but never talked to him directly again and suddenly all her photos seemed hidden from her timeline but when he was on his brother's account the photos were still there

So the Truman threads are really just low key softcore /r9k/ threads? Flying right under the rest of /tv/s radar too...Shame

>>83581118
>it's a Truman still doesn't know what he's passionate about or skilled at episode
I feel like they recycle this plot far too often

>it's the very special episode where Truman keeps calling in sick all week to watch Vin Diesel's entire filmography

>>83606778
I don't think they're ever going to resolve the issue, honestly.

>>83606964
>when Truman included The Fast and The Furous: Tokyo Drift
was a nice twist I suppose

>>83607489

>he hasn't seen the episode where Truman takes a risk for the first time

>it's a Truman gets drunk off cheap wine and pisses his bed episode

>>83606144
>clicks save and she gets notified

why do you sheep use facebook? She can get notified if someone saves her picture? Are you guys not suspecting that facebook could pretty much know everything you do? Do you like being spied on? Why do you have to be such assholes?

>>83608230
>arguments from 5 years ago that everyone has heard to death
no one cares nerd

>>83581118
>its a truman finds a thread he enjoys, but it dies after he posts
Really felt for that one

>>83585639
>It's a truman what the fuck you do that too episode

>>83608412

>it's a Truman makes a long, thought out post in a thread without realizing that everybody abandoned it 40 minutes ago and now he feels dumb and kinda hopes no one notices episode

>>83608332
you should care and you 're the nerd if you have facebook

>That 3 week period where Truman nearly dies daily to auto-erotic asphyxiation
>He still didn't click something was up when a number of surprised visitors and trespassers found him

wait do people actually get notified if someone saves a picture on facebook?

>>83607557
Looking for a job on the internet is hardly a risk.

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>>83608562

>>83608679
Only if you click the "Options" button under the picture and then click "Download". Nothing will happen if you just right click and press "Save Image As" through your browser.

>>83581118
>Its a truman gets banned hundreds of times for breaking GR15 and gets doxxed

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>it's a Truman loses all emotion except for smugness episode

>it's a Truman continues to hold his shit in for over a week even though he always tells himself this is the last time episode

>it's a Truman couldn't read what was written on the board during lecture but is too shy to raise his hand for clarification episode

>>83606513
Newfriend detected

>>83606733
>It's a Truman browses reddit then tries to fit in on 4chan episode

>It's a Truman can't find a public bathroom so his body automatically shits itself and he pisses himself and vomits out of shock all while being a grown man episode

>it's a truman stares at the ceiling in bed for hours depressed, only getting up to eat and masturbate

Poor guy

>It's a Truman has been awake for three days because someone slipped him methamphetamine in his drink and decided to fap to SFM porn constantly edging for 20 hours straight episode

>>83581118
>these episode plots
Truman had a tough life hasn't he, lads?

>>83608950
I live that feel

>>83609063
>>83609336

Truman lived these episodes.

>>83581118

>It's a Truman is a raging alcoholic and can't stop no matter how much he tries.

>>83581851
Kek

>It's a Truman meets an anonymous guy to give a blowjob because he thinks it'll be hot to suck a dick. He regrets it as soon as the cock is in his mouth but he's too beta to say anything and let's a stranger fuck and cum in his mouth. He goes home, throws up, then alternates between drinking and crying.

>it's a truman gets a call back for an interview but he gets nervous and never returns the call
what the fuck is truman's problem, why does this keep happening

>>83609763
n-no... these are normal storylines, right guys?

>It's a Truman accidentally shakes hands with the black guy at work and spends the next two hours scrubbing his hands until they bleed episode

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>>83592588
>The episode where he almost got caught sniffing his mother's underwear

>it's a truman talked to a cute girl today and is now fantasizing about a life with her episode

>It's a Truman's girlfriend finds out she's pregnant and starts to wistfully plan for their future family by picking out baby names, buying clothes, furnishing a nursery until she accidentally trips on the skateboard Truman left at the top of the stairs and ends up having a miscarriage episode

>>83611473
Did anyone else find it weird how he only took up skateboarding after she told him?
Or how we never actually saw him skateboard?

>It's a Truman sticks his arm in a Pringles can and pretends he's Samus Aran, then has to spend fifteen minutes later to remind himself it's not gay to pretend to be a woman episode

>it's a Truman tries getting to the bottom of himself by taking a hundred personality tests but ends up dissecting his own personality until he doesn't know what parts of himself are real and what parts of himself he only thinks are real anymore episode

These navel gazing arcs never go anywhere, do they

>>83611637
>it's a Truman has baby hands episode

>it's a Truman decides to fuck with the HOA by painting his house ten different colors and burning the lawn episode

I feel like after the third house he was really just doing it out of spite

As someone who's never heard of this show before, please explain the show to me so that I can understand the meme

>its aTruman plays a new video game all day for two weeks and the audience starts yelling at the screen because he misses sidequests episode

>>83613339

watch the Truman show and then project autistic 4chan habits on him.

>>83581688
>Its a Truman uses the internet 16 hours a day and starts thinking that people online are talking directly about even going so far as to set up fake accounts just to make fun of him.
Man those schizoaffective episodes were strange

>it's a Truman thinks he's being gangstalked and sets up a Youtube channel so he can upload videos of him filming random strangers in their cars and claim they want to rape him episode

>>83581322
>xev bellringer
patrician taste

>It's a True man listen to ASS TO ASS video loop for the 10th time today episode

>>83581322
Only 9 hours?
Anybody got some good xev sauces?

>>83581118
>its a Truman escapes the matrix episode, discovers internet porn and doesn't leave his house for a week.

>>83608703
Goat

>That week where Truman spends all his free time trying to piece together the Seth Rich conspiracy

>It's a Truman gets drunk and drives straight through a playground episode

>Its a Truman spends five minutes in his car outside his flat pretending to talk to someone on his phone because his neighbor is out having a cigarette and they always want to have a catchup chat, but Truman really just wants to get in to the house so he can have a wank and then order Chinese food episode

>its a truman puts off eating as much as he can bear, smokes a lot of handrolled cigarettes and constantly drinks water instead because he can't afford food episode

>That 3 week period where Truman lives off nothing but eggs then sees how far he can ejaculate, only to stain the wall and tell his mom he spilled some glue

>It's a "Truman pretends not to hear the nigger next door beat his wife and kids senseless because that's none of his business" episode for the 4th time this week

When's he going to man up?

None of these things would happen because the producers would do whatever they could to run interference.

The Truman show is basically the ultimate normie show, because he'd never be allowed to become anything else. He's a living billboard. Hell, if it was a modern show they'd probably give him a black gf, and his bf would be asian.

>>83600776
Cum eating instructions. Mostly seems to be weird sissification porn

>it's a truman samefags in a thread episode

do you guys actually live like this r is this all a big mee mee

>it's a truman is out of toilet paper so he leaves his turd floating there without flushing and goes back to work stinking of human feces for the rest of the day episode

>it's a truman spills his heart on an african sculpting imageboard and a normie asks him if he's meemeeing so truman is even sadder than before
episode

>>83614818
>it's a truman is out of toilet paper so he uses his hand, but no matter how much he washes his hands the smell won't come off episode

>it's a Truman jacks off in his car and cries himself to sleep in a Wendy's parking lot episode

>>83610295
Many such cases!

>>83611473
>They remove the fetus in the next episode and it's black

>It's a Truman knows he shouldn't be getting upset at a 4chan argument but his chest starts feeling tight regardless episode

Was I supposed to empathize with this? What a loser.

>>83615153
>It's a Truman has a dream he's cuddling with Wendy while eating a burger and shake realizes he will never feel that happy in real life episode

>it's a Truman finally seeks help for his alcoholism, depression and anxiety only to be told he needs to attend group therapy 3times a week from 3pm to 6pm which conflicts with his work schedule so he contemplates not even bothering episode

>it's a Truman masturbates at work and doesn't wash his hands before shaking everyone's hand at a big conference meeting episode

In retrospect the looks of restrained disgust on everyone's face should've been more obvious to Truman

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>>83581118
I shower like once every 3 months or so, sometimes much longer. I go out, have friends, and get laid sometimes. Really, no one notices.

>the episode where Truman broke into his neighbor's house and stole their daughter's bra and panties, tried them on, and then masturbated with the panties over his face, stopping to like the bra every few seconds

I love how in the followup episodes you can always tell the neighbor suspects him. Great subtlety.

>>83608679
>wait do people actually get notified if someone saves a picture on facebook?

haha i also am wondering about this. would explain some things.

>it's a Truman watches anime and posts on 4chan all day then feels motivated to improve his life an hour before he goes to sleep episode
gets a bit boring after the first season desu

>>83583649

i understand anon, i haven't had sex since saturday, can you IMAGINE?

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>it's a Truman posts in a " it's a Truman does blank episode " thread on 4chan episode

>>83602410

>it's a the only people willing to sleep with Truman are his ex of four months and a close female friend that he views as a little sister, but he doesn't care that he's ruining his relationships with either of these people because all he cares about is getting laid also neither of them know about one another episode

>>83615362
>it's a truman seeks help for his depression but realizes that any kind of "treatment" is futile because you can't heal chronic self-hatred with a pep talk

>It's a Truman realizes his life would still be less empty if he was the ignorant star of a major tv show and everyone he interacted with was a paid actor with no interest in him on a personal level

>>83614407
seriously what the fuck truman

>>83616973
>it's a "Truman goes to a therapist and only realizes he's just completely unable to talk about his feelings so he and his therapist just make small talk for an hour and when he quits his the therapist doesn't even ask why" episode

I think they're gearing up for a suicide in the series finale

>>83601996
are you me? Truman asked himself

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>it's a truman listens to 3 terrence mckenna podcasts in a row episode

>it's a Truman skips all of his college classes for 2 weeks but now is afraid that it's been too long so he just decides to skip the next week too and just show up for the final exam episode