why does he so easily trigger alt right?

>>83578868
He got a show canceled because he's a faggot

He does?

I just saw the commercial for Decker, what exactly is he doing with that squint his eyes and open his mouth thing? Like what's the joke

he doesn't. he is our personal court jester. dance monkey dance

>>83578900
pure hearsay

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Unintelligent people with loud and incorrect opinions are annoying. That's why Tim Heidecker "triggers" us. It's better to keep one's mouth closed (or, in this case, one's fingers away from the keyboard) and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and dispel all doubt.

>Fat, dorky white male who rejects alt-right
He's their exact demographics yet he spurns them, it's like how feminists save their real hatred for anti-feminist women

>>83578944
its just dumb and funny

Who?

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>>83578944
i think hes just ripping off Robert Dinero / Neo

>Exploits the ugly, overweight and the mentally ill for "comedy" purposes.

He's hated by sensible people on the left too. Not a very nice person.

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>>83578868
That's their secret: they're always triggered.

>>83579118
I was just going to say something like this

>>83579023
I'm a part of what some people call the "alt-right" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual counter culture, or rebellion against the PC culture that dominates American colleges.

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his friend left him for aziz ansari, now he's on a past to self-destruction

>>83578981
>aut right babbies actually believe this
lmao

who?

>>83579177
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>83578868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHM6HtPuVxs

Made a song Trying to own up to being a cuck and JUSTed his fans even more now hardly anyone who liked Tim and Eric ever brings it up anymore.

He doesn't Trigger me he is just an Irrelevant asshole that got Sam Hydes show cancelled.

>>83579118
>Exploits the ugly, overweight and the mentally ill for "comedy" purposes.
So he made fun of Sam Hyde on his podcast. No need to take it personally.

>>83579118
Yep. Heidecker is human garbage. He doesn't even pay those people.

>>83579233
I actually met David Liebre Hart on a bus in LA. He's a very sad, very troubled person. He actually tried to sell me a CD. After taking to him for a while I suddenly realized that Tim Heidecker is a total fucking piece of shit. David us practically homeless and clearly very unstable.

>>83578944
>expecting jokes
Have you ever watched Tim & Eric before?

I'm alt right and I'm angry a hell just looking at him AMA I'm fucking angry

>>83579233
I heard he raped David Liebe-Hart once and made Eric watch. And then didn't pay alimony for his man babies. And I also saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

>>83579233
Source?

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>>83579222
dam bro hella funny u should write for workaholics on comedy central

Tim's career is over and even he knows it. They're doing bus bench ads in LA for his new show. That's pretty much the end of the line.

>>83579365
You shouldn't.

>>83579023
>Unintelligent people with loud and incorrect opinions are annoying

You just described cheeto-in-chief.

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>>83579023
>Unintelligent people with loud and incorrect opinions are annoying.
the ironing

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>>83579402
>160+ IQ
>from multiple, confirmed and legitimate sources
>"unintelligent"

Hello there, Californian.

>>83578944
Its honestly hilarious

>>83579177
Please don't associate punk with any movement, thats for assholes who think dying their hair green and wearing patches makes them a punk.

>>83579309

I went to a David Liebe Hart concert literally less than a year ago. The man is riding off his Tim and Eric fame entirely. I would say the notoriety they gave him is his meal ticket at this point, for better or for worse.

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>>83579233


A right wing retard suddly cares about blacks and the mentally ill. Lel make your mind up

>>83579478
Hey that's not fair. He could also be from NY.

>>83579478
t. evil loser

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>>83579177

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>>83579478
>from multiple, confirmed and legitimate sources
i can't tell if this is satire or not.
Trump has never taken an IQ test and transferred to Wharton after his Dad donated millions to the school. He's never released transcripts and there is no source claiming he has 160+ IQ, even among the most retarded clickbait websites.

>>83578868
why does the alt-right so easily trigger him?

>>83579478
>multiple confirmed and legitimate sources that I can't seem to find right now

MDE being cancelled to me just shows how good they are at writing funny, provocative and in some cases deep sketches. Interesting how as soon as a new contender which is doing well and drawing in new audiences gets cancelled but they have no problem funding this unfunny fat cunt and his cronies.

>>83579731
The thing is you could be part of a collective like that and be an individual. I'm no nazi and don't like ether side of politics generally but this idea that joining a movement or group stops you from being an individual is just something people with no individuality say.

>>83579732
Multiple anonymous sources claim things about Trump.
You believe all the ridiculous negative ones, but not the ridiculous positive ones.

>>83579904
Are any journalists risking their credibility on the anonymous sources about Trump's IQ?

>>83579904
these aren't even anonymous sources. He was never in class according to named confirmed classmates and wasn't anywhere near the top of his class like 'anonymous' sources claim. Only 1 (one) out of the 13 people in his graduating class even recall Donald going to school there.

really makes you think, doesn't it?

>>83579895
>says the hivemind /pol/

>>83579177
>on the same side as the puppeteers
>rebelling
Wew

Wow this show is so boring. No talent, Tim.

>>83580463
That's funny because people who went to Columbia at the time when Obama was enrolled claim they don't remember him at all either. The only reason you're likely to believe this about Trump and not Obama is that you've already decided, or more accurately been told, that you like Obama and don't like Trump. You're choosing to believe "evidence" that confirms what you've already decided to believe.

>>83578868
Blew a gasket after people spammed his twitter. Now has an ax to grind.

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Lot of alt-right autists gettin real butthurt in here. Not surprised, antifa can't kick the shit out of you pussy nazis if you're holed up in a basement.

>>83579222
;^)

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>>83578944
The whole thing is combining B-movie action stars into some autistic ball of stupid. You can tell the main inspiration is Steven Seagal.

>>83580977
Got a source for that, faggot? And please, nothing from Milo or Gavin or that Breitbart faggot bullshit. Like, a real and credible source. Don't worry, I'll wait.

>>83578868
Does he admit at least that the left is about as cancerous as the right?

>>83579023
>Unintelligent people with loud and incorrect opinions are annoying.
>But Trump is none of these things
ABSOLUTE KEK

Like everyone else I enjoyed T&E, but it's kind of embarrassing to see Tim making songs in which he targets basement dwellers and explicitly references 4chan.

It's kind of like, why does this stuff bother him so much?

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>>83580977

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Unsealed off to a good start

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>>83579023
Tell me again how climate change is a hoax invented by the Chinese. I love that story.

>>83581166
look at his twitter, he is the cANCEROUS LEFT

No career. No future.

>>83579221
>that got Sam Hydes show cancelled.
Still with this meme, huh? Clinging to it pretty hard.

>>83579139

underrated post

>>83581215
I loved Tom goes to the mayor and I really liked Awesome Show but for some reason I can't watch this crap. I just really hate it.

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>>83579478
>160+ IQ
>people believe this

>>83578944
>Like what's the joke
I fucking hate these faggots. "Muh "where's the joke" faggots. Doesn't matter what the fucking you're talking about, you know where the humor comes from unless you're literally autistic.

>>83580800
Don't browse /pol/ and don't hold any strong beliefs either religiously or politically though...

>>83579895
>You can be a nationalist drone and still be an individual
>literally what someone who is brainwashed thinks

>>83581216
It is tho, sorry

>>83579792
>MDE being cancelled to me just shows how good they are at writing funny, provocative and in some cases deep sketches.
What a good sentence.

But I was never a part of the alt-right. Would never join it. And if someone signed me up for it that means someone else sold me out.

>>83581355
It's true though, again I hold no strong views left or right and consider most of these new movements be it Antigua or the alt right pathetic but joining them doesn't necessarily stop you from having individual thoughts and feelings.

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Reminder that Timlets are in FULL damage control mode now because of his completely embarrassing meltdown over Trump and /pol/

>>83579904
>but not the ridiculous positive ones.
Because they aren't corroborated by any credible journalist, pundit, source or concrete evidence anywhere, you gullible retard.

>>83581402
?

>>83581443
>joining a groupthink doesn't make me part of the groupthink.
>literally the mental gymnastics Nazi party members held to justify killing Jews.
>literally how psychological beat downs work.

>>83578868
Why is this grown man making it his personal mission to fight autistic 13 year old frogposters?

>>83578868
I think he is the triggered one honestly.

>>83581366
>i-i-it...a..a hoax! GOTCHA!
What a compelling argument.

>>83578868
He was afraid to keep digging any further into irony.

He's a phony, and hypocrite.
Kaufman devours his soul in comedy hell.

>>83581285
Do you watch On Cinema? I can't imagine parsing this show without it, it's literally a spinoff.

>>83581512
So if you are part of something you automatically think the way they all do? That's complete bullshit and you know it, for instance you could identify with communism or conservatism and be active in each ideology but disagree with many others of your own ideology. Bevause it is ultimately your individual thoughts and feelings that will decide where you lie in any group or alternatively may end up with you finding or being in your own.

>>83581496
I said I love you, faggot.

>>83581525
There's a lot more to it than that.

>>83581625
>So if you are part of something you automatically think the way they all do?
We are talking about exceptionally polarized and loud movements, you came out of the fucking woodwork to protest a post about Nazis and gave some half-assed apologist nonsense argument that "they aren't that bad goys, they can be individuals!" Go kill yourself for being that stupid.

>>83578868
He declared war on this website

>>83581260
Tim had no problem with directing people to target advertisers if they felt that the show's content offended them.

>>83581285
yeah i just watched it for the first time when i was waiting for a torrent to finish and it was pretty excruciating
i think it's hard for me to find him funny anymore because he broke the whole ironic guise by getting legitimately assmad about the election, once you act sincerely, you're kind of stuck with that

>>83581467
He writes like my father who is a compulsive liar and sociopath. I dont believe a single one of his rebuttals.

>>83581695
Not really what happened, but we've been over this at least a thousand times now.

>>83581706
>TFW I agree with you.
>My dad is also a druggie and alcoholic.
I don't come to /tv/ to feel, Anon. ;_;

>>83581625
This is you
>>83579895
in response to this:
>>83579731

Now explain how I'm not to infer that you are just a Nazi apologist.

>>83581719
No, it did. Someone called onto his podcast and asked what do to. Tim said it's fine to complain to the network and go after the advertisers.

>>83581673
>apologist
No, I don't care for nazis and whilst I'm not going to change my views on the fact that individuals can join and be part of movements, not necessarily nazism which you're particularly fond of, I never said that being an individual is a good thing and you're implication that I did shows how bad at thinking and comprehending a different view is.

>>83581769
Yeah, that didn't happen exactly like that either but you Hydefags don't like reasonable arguments and we've done with song and dance for months.

>>83581719
How much longer are you gonna post here Tim? We dont really want to start a war with you and would prefer you just continue being irrelevant.

>>83581799
>which you're particularly fond of
Again, YOU went out of your fucking way to literally cushion the idea of people joining the literal Nazi goddamn party. Are you baiting me?

>>83581756
Because i never said anything good about the individuals that choose to be nazis or anything else? Only that they joined those movements because of their individual thoughts and feelings?

>>83581799
>I never said that being an individual is a good thing
kek, are you still trying to convince me you aren't /pol/?

>>83581840
How am I cushioning it? I never said it was a good thing I literally only stated that an individual can be part of a movement, I didn't even have nazism in mind at the time? Calm down dude we just have differing opinions.

>>83579177
You need to go back.

Thanks for swamping this site with r/donald faggots /pol/

>>83581845
>Only that they joined those movements because of their individual thoughts and feelings?
I don't think you understand how the power of persuasion and propaganda work.

>>83581886
So, is the argument that individuality is bad now?

>>83581901
I'm only talking about the individuals though, I agree that many are coerced into movements from brainwashing but not everyone is, that's what I've been trying to state this entire time. Some people choose to do shitty things, the end.

>>83581821
>he's irrelevant
Is this what you tell yourself, Sam? Nobody even remembers you have a Youtube channel anymore. That's how quickly you died.

>>83581931
Not at all, it can be bad or good. Good individuality to me is always striving for self improvement and living for what you believe in.

>>83581964
Yes, I'm sure that somehow makes some Nazis better; that some choose to be genocidal. I sure do look at Nazis in a different light now. WTF I love Greatest Story Never Told now!

>>83582022
Again I don't support any genocidal movement and hate nazis, you've missed my point but that's okay, have a good day :)

>>83582021
>Good individuality to me is always striving for self improvement and living for what you believe in.
Right....which the Nazi Party is not literally any of the above.

>>83579177
You can always tell a redditor by the fact that they won't say what they mean, instead they curtail around it because they don't want their account being attacked.

You can always tell a donald poster by the fact that they quote Paul Joseph Watson.

>>83582060
Yes and that's why I think that individuals who join any nazi movement based on their individual beliefs such as anti Semitism are bad people and worse individuals.

>>83582058
Perhaps your point was just, I don't know...dumb?

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>>83579139
10/10

ITT: Tim Heidecker is so desperate to revive his failed career that he argues both sides in a topic posted on a Chinese cartoon image board populated mostly by children

>>83582098
Fine.

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>>83581840
>literal Nazi goddamn party.
>Are you baiting me?

(you)

>>83582134
Again that's up to you, I know what I meant and if you don't feel the same way that's okay.

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>>83582145
I don't think you know what the word "failed" means, which is funny coming from you Sam.

is master of none worth watching?

>>83578981
this

>>83582195
He's funnier than you though.

>>83582195
Tom getting desperate

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GUYS GUYS WATCH AS I PRONOUNCE MY VOWELS ALL ELONGATED AND SAY REPUBLICAN THINGS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES

>>83582224
Depends. Are you a liberal faggot and/or a poo in loo? If yes to either, yes you will cream your pants over it.
If no, then no.

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>>83579023
>Unintelligent people with loud and incorrect opinions are annoying
>posts image of the best example of this
subtle post, anon. bravo.

>>83582224
God no

>>83582288
He killed Robin Williams? fuck

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>>83578900
>make tryhard, shitty show
>act like a dick the entire time
>harass your idol after he doesn't suck your dick
>act like a blistering faggot to basically everyone you work with
>make a show that only appeals to edgy /pol/ fags
>show doesn't get renewed

>>83582421
I mean, Robin killed himself, but who's to say Time didn't put him there?

>>83579402
>The billionaire President of the United States is an idiot

This talking point will never not be funny.

Oh tim your life is so pathetic.

>>83582498
> make a show that only appeals to edgy /pol/ fags

The outrage was because it got cancelled despite it's consistently high ratings

I'm liberal. My parents are super liberal. I grew up in So Cal.

And I fucking HATE Tim Heidecker. He's a fucking asshole.

>>83582498
>Does better at that timeslot than any other Adult Swim show ever
>only appeals to edgy /pol/

You're underestimating the market stupid.

>>83578868
Ask /pol/. They know what it's like to be easily triggered.

>>83582145
Yep. Basically this. Hi Tim you fucking failure.

>>83582498
There is no need to get upset Kim

Tim exploits mentally ill people for his own financial gain. Then he dumps them when they ask for money. He's a real cunt.

>>83582603
>Tim exploits mentally ill people for his own financial gain. Then he dumps them when they ask for money. He's a real cunt.
So true.

>>83582536
>rich people can't be stupid
>95% of successful rappers

>>83582570
Im conservative, My parents are super conservative. I grew up in So Cal. And I love tim and eric and everything they do

>>83582644
Sure you do Tim

>>83582624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeOUty4SWvI

Having actual valuable property that provides you with massive incomes > Getting paid by richer people

>>83582644
TEE HEE MY PARENTS WOULD BE SO MAD IF THEY KNEW I WATCHED THIS

>>83582603
I'd legitimately like to beat his ass.

>>83579478
>lied to the American people of graduating at the top of his class at Wharton.
>didn't even get the lowest of Latin honors

160 my ass

Tim has never been funny. Ever.

So Heidicker is hated by both liberals and conservatives. This makes me happy.

why is he so triggered by the alt right?

>>83582759
The left hates him. The right hates him.

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>>83581064
>Not surprised, antifa can't kick the shit out of you pussy nazis
why does antifa constantly get their shit kicked in though?

>>83579177
Conservatism is the new punk rock!

>>83582248
>Same Hyde
>funny
pick one

>>83580883
what puppeteers

it's you faggots that support central banks

why are leftists constantly butthurt?

Fuck Tim, not because of his "beef" with MDE or the alt right but his trash humor which lowers anyones iq
>>83579139
keked

>>83582828
Wtf alt righters are so violent.

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Time wishes he were as revered as Andy Kaufman.

>>83582295
>>>/pol/
Does it get boring? Do you get paid?

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>>83579023
An attempt was made

>>83582536
>pays his way into an Ivy league
>inherits a few dozen million dollars
>Trudges along as a market failure for nearly 2 decades
>succeeds in being a celebrity name-dropping whore.
>says dumb shit loud enough to win an election against one of the OTHER most unpopular running candidates in recent history
>"smart"
Let me guess your IQ.

>>83578868
why is he so easily triggered by the alt right?

>>83582567
>needs spillover ratings to be explained to him again.

>>83582691
>liberals are the violent ones

>>83578868
Because he doesn't care anymore. He just says shit for the giggles, and both sides fall for it. I mean, he made a song calling himself a cuck, so you know he isn't bothered by that.

Hyde was mad that his dream was snatched away from him, but calling up Tim on a podcast to bitch that he had something to do with his cancellation just made him look like a bitch. Even he admitted later on what he did didn't make his point look good.

Sucks that World Peace got cancelled tho, had some funny bits and I enjoyed the musical guests he had on.

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>>83579478
This truly is the most absurdly hilarious timeline

>>83583131
Nope. Read the analytics again because the spill over Andres show was literally 1/6 of the viewing audience of MDE.

It was on track to be the most popular live action AS show with almos zero advertising behind it. They pulled a 100 episode contract because the fag who got stabbed was upset.

>>83583107
he's not. It's been a bit for the last year and a half.

>>83582536
>gets millions of dollars from his father in 1970s money to operate his business
>pays actual smart people to make decisions for him

Really activates my almonds

>>83582743
I maintain to this day the majority driving force behind tim and eric was eric

I mean look at the difference in overall quality. Tim is making an "its bad on purpose low budget """"satire of conservatives"""""" one trick pony show" meanwhile, have you seen the fucking music videos eric directs? The shit he's involved in? Dude's a genius and seriously talented. Tim knows 4 chords on the guitar and makes up words like shrim while eric is making kino. He also knows how to keep his fucking cucked beliefs to himself

>>83583170
>Read the analytics again because the spill over Andres show was literally 1/6 of the viewing audience of MDE.
Not only is this objectively wrong, it's nonsense logic.
>It was on track to be the most popular live action AS show with almos zero advertising behind it.
Also not what happened at all.
>They pulled a 100 episode contract because the fag who got stabbed was upset.
Well it looks like you are already convinced on your own reality, then. That's not what happened but you are probably too far up your own ass to hear these tired as fuck arguments.

>>83582671
>Having actual valuable property that provides you with massive incomes > Getting paid by richer people
Building your own empire from the ground up > inheriting a real estate business and what amounts to billions in todays money from your father and not even managing to double it in 40 years

>>83579177
clearly bait you fucking idiots

or am I behind the curve and replying to shit like this with feigned sincerity is the new hotness?

>>83582987
so?

>>83583214
>Tim is making an "its bad on purpose low budget """"satire of conservatives"""""" one trick pony show"
Maybe conservatives should stop making it easy for comedians to rip them apart, then? Really grinds the old gears.

>>83583176
if this is a character tim is playing this is the most dedicated i've ever seen fucking anyone to a role. I mean on his podcast that gets like 200 views he was saying "if you find world peace to be racist, homophobic, bigotted, by all means contact the advertisers and speak your mind"

shit like that goes beyond a character, taking down fellow showmen.

Getting off topic here, but is Decker any good? I like Tom goes to Mayor and Awesome show, but didn't really care for Bedtime Stories.

>>83583278
but he's parodying an old outdated ill informed conservative. And even if he plays it spot on, how funny can it be after the 80th time saying "dammit i'm an american and I'm going to stop those bastards terrorists" with a squint. Like christ doesn't that get old?

>>83583290
>this is the most dedicated i've ever seen fucking anyone to a role
You faggots are exaggerating how long he's been doing it.
>"if you find world peace to be racist, homophobic, bigotted, by all means contact the advertisers and speak your mind"
So this may trigger you, but there is literally nothing wrong with that statement. I'm sorry you don't like how advertising works.

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>>83582567
>steady decrease in viewers each weak.
>the same people that tuned in at the pilot watched the finale
>consistently high ratings
>>83582576
>still ignoring all the "Sam was an insane conflict-seeking toxic dipshit" stuff

>>83581470
>anonymous sources say...

>>83583322
>but he's parodying an old outdated ill informed conservative
KEK, and did they all suddenly disappear? Also, Decker specifically is not a parody of conservatives. It's a parody of uber-masculine B-movie action stars. Stop projecting you insecure faggot.

>>83583347
>t. Breitbart reader.

>>83580463
>anonymous sources claim trump had two scoops of icecream.

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>>83583347
>news organizations with decades worth of connections and white house press passes have anonymous sources in washington DC
>"LOL """""ANONYMOUS SOURCES""""" ITS FAKE GUYS HAHAAH WE ARE EPIC MAGAPEDES!! WHATS A WATERGATE?"
it's almost like you're a libshit trying to make Trump supporters look stupid. Truth is stranger than fiction.

>>83583433
But that was true.

>>83583399
>several rumored alleged anonymous sources of anonymous sources claim Trump is a big meanie and poopoo head.

I love Tim and Eric, but Tim was clearly the triggered one. Regardless, he's clearly past his creative peak at this point

>>83583370
I don't think you know what projecting means.

>>83583463
I'm glad you are focusing on the important issues.
That extra scoop of icecream is what will get him impeached.

>>83583468
>the source sometimes is anonymous, this means I must disregard all the information even if it is 100 percent factual, independent on WHERE the source was from.

>>83583458
Is there any evidence to support the claims of the anonymous sources? You know, like in watergate?

>>83583327
>So this may trigger you, but there is literally nothing wrong with that statement. I'm sorry you don't like how advertising works.

you're a faggot if you'd go out of your way to make a statement like that for something that clearly has undue controversy surrounding it. You can play your tip toe game but you don't do that shit in any industry unless you're a bitter cunt.

>>83583260
When you start believing that everyone who holds your point of view cannot be retarded and must be baiting but everyone who holds an opposing point of view can always be retarded you've become the baiter.

>>83583484
>DECKER IS A PARODY OF POORLY INFORMED CONSERVATIVES WAHHHH! WHY HE A MEANIE POO POO HEAD! I'M NOT PROJECTING Y-Y-YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!

>>83578900
go to bed Sam

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>>83583458
>a source familiar with his thinking says

>>83583501
Where is the corroborating evidence to back those anonymous sources? Recordings, paper trails, emails, etc.?

>>83583527
bait

>>83579023
>Unintelligent people with loud and incorrect opinions are annoying.

I agree, when is Trump resigning?

>>83583526
>Let me back peddle and say that freedom of speech now is conditional and if you pay advertisers, you should NOT do what is in your best interest as a person with money in the market of advertisement.
It's like you hate the free market when it fucking suits your arguments.

>>83579118

Donald I know its you

>>83583496
Anon, I never once said it was important news.

>>83582277
Tom Heidecker.

>>83583538
>a wizened old gypsy crone who once had a silver coin handed to her by a person familiar with the thinking of anonymous sources claim that Trump is remote-controlled by a Russian branch of Disney Animatronics.

>>83583526
>DON'T SAY SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE EVEN IF YOU HAVE A FINANCIAL INTEREST IN IT! WHY ARE YOU MAD HE SAYS NIGGER? YOU ARE THE TRIGGERED ONE REEEE!

>>83583316
It's alright, not nearly as good as those other two shows. If you want to watch Tim play a dumb right winger, you should honestly just stick to On Cinema

>>83583163
>Because he doesn't care anymore. He just says shit for the giggles, and both sides fall for it. I mean, he made a song calling himself a cuck, so you know he isn't bothered by that.
This.

>>83583589
You care enough to know it's true.

>>83583647
All I said was that your example was retarded, since what you mentioned literally happened. If you wanted your joke to land, you would pick something that wasn't true...like PizzaGate or something autistic like that. Relax Trumpfag. I know shit's been hard enough on you already. I have genuine sympathy for you, we all want the same thing.

>>83583546
You ignoring it, doesn't mean it isn't there.

>>83583685
Two scoops. Truly an outrage.
Everyone else got one scoop.
Trump is history's greatest monster.

Do you have anything else that isn't
>anonymous sources?

>>83583752
Again, you keep memeing about the two scoop autism. I never once said that was news.

>>83583740
OK, got any examples?

>>83579478

Whaton alum here. Brother Trump is at least 160. He's honed his mind of decades of wheeling and dealing, never sating his desire to win with a tinge of alcohol or drugs.

>>83583780
Tell me what is on your Trump-approved "fake news" roaster so I know what to avoid.

>>83583776
Do you have any news about a Trump scandal that can be corroborated with actual evidence?
Anonymous sources weren't enough to make Nixon resign.

>>83583800
>Whaton alum here
>on a Tim Heidecker thread
>on 4chan

>>83583803
So you got nothing then.

>>83578944

The decker kino is actually kind of funny tho.

>>83583819
>Do you have any news about a Trump scandal that can be corroborated with actual evidence?
Again, I feel like there is a disconnect with you types of people and the actual developing investigation and what is being claimed. Nobody is claiming Trump is personally responsible for the leaks, or collusion, or the like. The issue is with his cabinet and administration and is overall an investigation of the LEVEL of incompetence with what sorts of information has been shared with foreign powers. What is making people unsettled is how in his quest to appear blameless, Trump does his best to look shady as fuck.
>Anonymous sources weren't enough to make Nixon resign.
...it was literally an anonymous journalist that blew the whole thing open.

>>83583833

We are testing a special interface that unmasks each anon. Some wild files you got there, titsguy :3

>>83583859
I'm asking you what are you going to dismiss? I know how your faggot song and dance works; I'll give you evidence, you'll hand wave it depending on how much it upsets you.

So again, tell me what sources to avoid or fuck off.

>>83583909
>The affair began with the arrest of five men for breaking and entering into the DNC headquarters at the Watergate complex on Saturday, June 17, 1972.

>>83583930
I'm not a tits guy. Nice try though.

>>83583958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(Watergate)

Are you straight up pretending to be retarded?

>>83583946
Why are you so certain I'm going to dismiss anything?
All I'm asking for is some form of evidence that isn't
>a witch whispered in a raven's ear that Melania is here illegally

>>83584036
>Why are you so certain I'm going to dismiss anything?
Because we are this far into a massive, multi-agency investigation where at least three people have already been fired and one dead...and you are being this fucking obtuse that there is NOTHING going on.

>>83584023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watergate_scandal
You might need to read up on why it was called the Watergate scandal.
The anonymous source was not enough.
You need evidence, not gossip.

>>83584065
Deep Throat was literally one of the most crucial and pivotal factors in the entire Watergate scandal you fucking clod. He was an anonymous journalist.

Why are you doubling down this hard to bend reality?

>>83584056
All I'm asking for is some evidence.
So far I haven't seen any.
Maybe they'll uncover some, maybe they won't.

>>83578868
Who?

>>83584091
The anonymous watergate source led the investigators to evidence. The anonymous sources you are referring to have not.

>>83584127
>The anonymous sources you are referring to have not.
THERE IS LITERALLY AN ONGOING AND CONTINUOUS INVESTIGATION RIGHT NOW, HOLY SHIT BUD.

How are you this divorced from the world?

>>83579177
HahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHA Holy shit kys.

>>83584149
Trump is innocent until proven guilty.
That's how the law works around here.

>>83584192
No shit that's why he's still in office, but you have to be retarded to not think there's something really fucked up with this administration, if it's only massive competence issues.

>>83584149
Damn why are you crying?

>>83584221
Competence issues are not grounds for impeachment.

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It's funny how a man with 0 political background can still run the most powerful country in the history of the planet better than several terms of leaders and still be called dumber than a average man of his age.
Oh but he isn't better if you're a muslim, or a lobbyist for a environmental money laundering organization.

>>83584098
>>83584127
>>83583946
>>83583859
>>83583819
https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/01/06/us/politics/document-russia-hacking-report-intelligence-agencies.html?_r=0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_interference_in_the_2016_United_States_elections

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/31/us/politics/james-comey-testify-trump-russia-fbi.html

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/319367-national-security-adviser-michael-flynn-resigns

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-idUSKBN18V0Y5

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/us/politics/james-comey-memo-fbi-trump.html

>nothing to see here, everything is fine.

Sam Hyde's humor is usually conveying a message that has a tint of truth to it or is a viewpoint that isn't entirely absurd. It helps that I agree with his politics but that's not even necessary. Even that leftist twitch streamer Destiny was talking about why he loves Sam Hyde, doesn't care about his politics, and hates the other "le randumb wacky" AS shows

Hyde does random too but there's more to it than that, whereas the vast majority of Tim and Eric and Andre content I've seen are just them doing random shit to do random shit, and I don't find it funny.

>>83584288
This proves nothing

>>83578868
keep crying, cuckboy. we're the counter-culture establishment now

>>83584192
You said there wasn't an investigation...there is. You said "the anonymous leaker for Watergate led to an investigation", as if this isn't the case now.

>>83578868
he got a show canceled because he didn't like the guy's politics. Pretty fucked up.

If it was the other way, or because of his religion, the left would never shut the fuck up about it. But because he was a right winger on TV no one cares. Only one side is allowed to control the narrative.

>>83584319
>Look at all of these reports, concerns in the intelligence communities and official confirmations that there was a proxy hack
>I'm just going to ignore all of it because r/the_donald told me so
So you did exactly what I thought you would? You aren't interested in a discussion here, you just dismiss everything like the delusional faggot you are.

>>83584319
>my house being on fire doesn't necessarily PROVE that I'm going to burn alive
You're right. This is called reasonable suspicion.

>>83583181
wow thats really stupid haha thats the first sign of a moron isnt it, to pay smarter people to think for you huh haha

>>83583538
this means FBI. this is how you protect your sources you dumb reddit nigger. it's been this way since the 60's

>>83584404
We are lauding the fact that he is incompetent now?

>>83584405
>sources say you're a cia shill sources say.
look im cnn now

>>83584356
I am not the anon you were talking too.

>>83584288
There is no evidence proving that Trump was involved in any of these alleged "hacks." Or that the Russian government was involved.

>>83582145
This seems more and more likely. Plus these threads always devolve into /pol/ vs /leftlypol/ shit, fuck off both of you.

Is it true Sam Hyde fucked a tranny??

>>83584415
>the fact
sources say he is in fact quite competent

>>83584428
>There is no evidence proving that Trump was involved in any of these alleged "hacks."
Which has never, literally ever...been the point of these investigations you fucking dumbshit.
>Or that the Russian government was involved.
YES. This is the main thing they all agree on.

>>83584390
Yeah but it still proves nothing.

>>83584424
here's the difference. they verify their sources and are in direct communication with them. For example, if I called your mom's house and verified that you were a basement dwelling virgin, you would be a confirmed, anonymous source on why reddit is so persistent in their trump shilling

>>83584424
>CNN was wrong about polling in one election and had a bias
>this means we must disregard decades of fantastic reporting and journalism and how they've been at the forefront of nearly every major political scandal for nearly 50 something years.
>HUR DURRR THEY WRONG ABOUT BLOMPFL BLUOMFS

>>83584457
>sources say

>>83584327
No, I stated that there was no evidence. The investigations based on these anonymous sources have not uncovered any evidence proving Trump's guilty of committing anything illegal.

>>83584484
how do you know they verify their sources?

>>83584467
denial must be bliss

>>83584457
Where's the evidence that the Russian government was responsible for the DNC hack?

>>83584457
>acting like they have not been screaming "russia collussion"
Why are you lying?

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>>83582828
Remember that time a white man went to a BLM rally and got beat up by blacks?
Maybe he should have had a sign about all lives mattering.

SJW are either going to get beat up by Alt-Right kids after they try to "collect Nazi skulls" or by the violent minorities they love so much

>>83584506
>No, I stated that there was no evidence.
The intelligence communities disagree with you.
>The investigations based on these anonymous sources have not uncovered any evidence proving Trump's guilty of committing anything illegal.
Again, it's not about Trump...

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My source says that the CIA is boarding a plane with some sort of masked man.

>>83584492
37 years. CNN started in 1980.

>>83584538
Still proves nothing

>>83584539
In the CIA report I just linked.

>>83584566
>the "intelligence communities"
the ones with so much evidence that hasn't leaked like everything else they do?

>>83584566
Then the intelligence communities should provide evidence needed to impeach Trump.

>>83584602
We'll see in a few months. I guess corruption only exists when it's about your Jewish illuminati meme, shit you can't even remotely prove. But this is just beyond the bounds of your ability to follow, somehow.

>>83584617
It's not about Trump...

>>83584630
>no evidence
>alert alert change subject
>well what about...
hmmmm

>>83584652
of course not it was never about anything at all but a 24 hours news cycle

>>83584653
>If I ignore all the evidence
>it's not there
Every time. All you are doing is doubling down. I have no clue why you are so adamant to defend his administration. I hope you get paid.

>>83584604
>The Intelligence Community rarely can publicly reveal the full extent of its knowledge or the precise bases for its assessments, as the release of such information would reveal sensitive sources or methods and imperil the ability to collect critical foreign intelligence in the future.
Anonymous sources...

>>83583176
>haha it's a bit that I ruined Sam's career
>haha just a prank bro!

>>83584677
>When I don't like it, it's fake news
We got it, you've been screaming this mantra for a year now.

>>83584652
What's it about then?

>>83584652
>...

Is this literally your first day here?

>>83584685
>theres so much evidence I cant even list it all
sure buddy, but get one thing straight: articles citing anonymous unnamed sources with evidence and never coming to fruition is not "evidence"

>>83584692
>It's not a reliable source because I say so and it needs to be dismissed for my meme argument to work
Who are you even quoting? How do you not see that what you are doing is a gymnastic?

Heidecker is a shit bag that exploits the mentally ill for his own personal gain

>>83584574
My anonymous gypsy crone claims CIA is fond of big guys.

>>83584734
This is an assessment without any sources and evidence. It's an opinion piece.

>>83584728
>articles citing anonymous unnamed sources with evidence
>is somehow not evidence
I think you are chiefly confused on what words mean. If the information is established as a fact, it doesn't matter the source. It's correct info. And as multiple anons have told you, sources are protected all the time with anonymity for their own protection. This isn't new.

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Tim should take a vacation. Get some recreation, some excitations.

>>83584764
>A CIA report establishing concern for actual foreign hacking
>is an opinion piece
Please just kill yourself

>>83584725
>when in doubt, complain about ellipses

>>83584765
>established as fact yet not acted on by anyone with power
who establishes it as fact? what are they establishing besides conjecture? why, if in fact, these facts are true is nothing being done about them? do you not understand what a sheep is?

>>83584794
Since when did the CIA become a paragon of virtue?
>muh WMDs
>muh drug smuggling
>muh guns for hostages
>muh South American death squads

>>83584711
If there is concrete evidence of deliberate collusion in his administration with a foreign power in some form that resulted in proxy hacking during the election. Then the question becomes, was Trump privy to that happening or not?

>>83581330
what about the people that know where the humor comes from, and still doesn't find it funny?

>>83584838
Whenever they take the Democrat/Neocon side they become infallible and only Russian spies have a memory extending beyond a year.

>>83584821
>Why isn't a Republican held House and Senate not immediately jumping to incriminate their own party members???
Because when they held a split House, they definitely just ignored the Birther shit with Obama, amirite?

>>83584855
And where is this evidence?

>>83584765
>If the information is established as a fact
>i get all my "facts" from politifact
>information there is verified by many organizations who every single one cite "anonymous sources"
>therefore it is fact
>if everyone says its true there could not be a conspiracy it must be true
>what is collusion you crazy conspiracy theorist
>all these people write the same article different ways at the same time? they all have great sources.

>>83584630
I am not antisemitic. Fuck off with your judging ass.

>>83584838
Yes, because I'm agreeing with every lie the CIA ever said. Give me evidence that their reports are false, I'll gladly dismiss them. But despite how dubious their past is, I'm not just going to be an autist and dismiss everything they say forever, until the end of time.

>Exploit the mentally ill for your own personal gain.

>Have a brief career making discomfort "comedy"

>Karma kicks in

>Marriage falls apart

>Shows you star in and show you produce get cancelled

>Appear in terrible movies that everyone hates. All financial bombs.

>Be forced to pay obscene alimony you can't afford

>Lose custody of your daughter and lose your home in Glendale

>Have to return to doing live shows, on a tour that's not selling any tickets

>Literally no one is watching your new show

>Be forced to shill your own crap online. No one cares.

>Lose your mind and eventually become mentally ill yourself

Karma is a bitch and God watches over the weak and exploited

>>83584855
US leaked documents about Putin's corruption before the parlament election in Russia, so the whole things isn't really that controversial. It's just what US and Russia do

>>83584946
>give me evidence the liars are lying
okay, anonymous sources say they are lies. my dad works for the cia and he told me.

>>83584948
See this Tim you fucking little faggot? This is your legacy.

>>83584900
>i get all my "facts" from politifact
Literally nothing wrong with them.
>information there is verified by many organizations who every single one cite "anonymous sources"
Again, I think you have a fundamental problem understanding how an anonymous source works. Do you think that a rando makes a statement and then everyone just runs it in print? Please tell me you aren't this retarded. A fact is a fact, independent on where it comes from.
>if everyone says its true there could not be a conspiracy it must be true
>what is collusion you crazy conspiracy theorist
This irony is fucking palpable.
>all these people write the same article different ways at the same time? they all have great sources.
Yes, usually when a major story breaks, people write about it at the same time.

>>83584946
There's no evidence in these reports.
The burden of proof is on them, not me.

All they're saying is basically "we have our sources, so trust us. We are the CIA and we are here to help."

>>83585000
>They lied before
>That means the same people exist in the CIA forever and ever and I should disregard every statement they make
You aren't providing a real commentary here, just being a dismissing faggot.

>>83584948
Timmy in a nutshell

>>83585044
>There's no evidence in these reports.
Because you desperately don't want there to be. Were you just super invested as a Trumpfag or something? You have odd levels of allegiance here.

>>83585022
Anonymous sources are unverifiable unless there's some corroborating evidence.

>>83579472
>can't refute
>"le irone"
good meme

>>83585022
> Literally nothing wrong with them.

Google "politifact bias" and look at the first image

>>83585093
Holy fuck I feel like I am talking to an actual person with a mental handicap that can't understand how words work.

>>83585088
I read the report and I cannot find any evidence.
Can you?

>>83585106
Everyone has seen that /pol/ image macro, kid.

>>83585022
>Literally nothing wrong with them.
oh ok, good point
> Do you think that a rando makes a statement and then everyone just runs it in print?
what stops them? principles? they've proven time and again to not have any. (e.g. the fake trump russia dossier)
>This irony is fucking palpable.
simpleton, reread it.
>Yes, usually when a major story breaks, people write about it at the same time.
what efficient "anonymous sources" to get to the many news companies at the same, certainly not collusion.

Anything else?

>>83585088
And you desperately want there to be.

>>83585113
Explain to me how I'm wrong.

>>83585135
though not everyone can read outside their college approved material apparently

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>>83585113
>YOURE SO STUPID I CANT EVEN LIE TO YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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>>83584948
>meanie funnybadman made fun of muh politiks so I actively and personally hate him about it

Y E S G O O D T H A T I S G O O D P O L I T I C

>>83583565
I never said he wasn't free to say it. Did I bring up law anywhere in this? I just said he's a smug cunt for doing so to something that was harmless identity politic absurdism.

>>83583338
>steady decrease in viewers each weak.
This is wrong, the first episode and last episode had one million viewers and everything else inbetween ranged from 600k-800k

>>83583628
finnancial? World Peace's ratings were great. The fuck are you talking about. This has nothing to do with money or success, it has to do with a faggot who is sticking his neck out for social justice when the thing in question has very little to do with it.

>>83585118
>I read the report and I cannot find any evidence.
Can you?
Then you didn't read it.

>>83585150
>they've proven time and again to not have any. (e.g. the fake trump russia dossier)
That wasn't fake.
>what efficient "anonymous sources" to get to the many news companies at the same, certainly not collusion.
You are under this autistic impression that every anonymous source is automatically greenlit and printed. You don't seem to get how a fact exists independent of who says it. Also, it is beyond palpable, you bitching about collusions because papers print a breaking news story at the same time.

>>83585152
>And you desperately want there to be.
Because there is.

>>83585162
>Explain to me how I'm wrong.
I've tried, at least three different times. You come off as genuinely autistic about how anonymous sourcing works.

>>83585178
>though not everyone can read outside their college approved material apparently
Great argument.

I'm convinced this is all one autistic samefag who thinks that every statement made by an anonymous source is automatically wrong because you don't know who said it, despite how correct or corroborated it is.

>>83585196
what does exploiting the mentally ill and being a slimy cunt and getting people's shows pulled due to your warped sense of justice have to do with politics? He's a shitty guy, why are you sticking your neck out for him?

>>83585282
>This has nothing to do with money
What a retard you must be.

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>>83585256
stready trend downward each episode m8.

and

again

he's an abrasive unfunny tryhard cunt

got hisself damn farred ya dim dummy

>>83585288
The CIA opinion piece did not contain any evidence, only the following:
>The Intelligence Community rarely can publicly reveal the full extent of its knowledge or the precise bases for its assessments, as the release of such information would reveal sensitive sources or methods and imperil the ability to collect critical foreign intelligence in the future.
Please feel free to to prove me wrong.
Tell me which page to read.

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>>83585288
>That wasn't fake.
ah newspeak, you're right comrade it wasn't fake the dossier existed, but was filled with lies.
> is automatically wrong because you don't know who said it, despite how correct or corroborated it is.
corroborated hearsay is still hearsay without evidence

>>83585244
>Sam was harmless
advertisers didn't think so, and there is where the argument ends. Bye.

>>83585356
>corroborated hearsay is still hearsay without evidence
Holy shit mate, you really don't know how this works do you?

>>83585288
>I've tried, at least three different times. You come off as genuinely autistic about how anonymous sourcing works.

"Nonetheless, prominent reports based on anonymous sources have sometimes proven to be incorrect. For instance, much of the O. J. Simpson reporting from unnamed sources was later deemed inaccurate.[3] Newsweek retracted a story about a Qur'an being flushed down a toilet that led to riots in the Middle East; the Qur'an desecration controversy of 2005 was based upon one unnamed military source.[4] The Los Angeles Times retracted an article that implicated Sean "Diddy" Combs in the beating of Tupac Shakur.[5] The original article was based on documents and several unnamed sources. When reporting on the original story, the Associated Press noted that "[n]one of the sources was named".[6]"

>>83585288
But there isn't

>>83585349
I don't have to prove that wrong on any level in order to source the CIA in their own public record you asspained faggot.

This is going in circles.

>>83585412
This doesn't disprove anything I've said about sourcing.
>sometimes it rains
>therefore it's never not raining outside

>>83585433
So there's no evidence in that CIA think piece to prove their conclusions are correct.
Can we agree on that?

>>83584948
This

Fuck you Tim

>>83585477
No, because that's wrong.

>>83585399
>Holy shit mate, you really don't know how this works do you?
not an argument. we have just gone back to you spouting "autists" without anything of substance

>>83585461
"Anonymous sources may be reluctant to be identified because the information they are sharing is uncertain or known to them to be untrue, but they want attention or to spread propaganda via the press, such as in the case of the Iraqi aluminum tubes, where tubes known to be useless for uranium refinement were presented as evidence of Saddam Hussein's nuclear weapons program by anonymous sources in the U.S. intelligence community in order to build public support for an attack on Iraq.[14][15][16][17] It may also be used to attack political enemies and present opinions as facts.[14] Several journalists, including Paul Carr, have argued that if an off-the-record briefing is a deliberate lie journalists should feel permitted to name the source.[1]"

>>83585494
>he says as he presents the evidence he says exists

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>>83585325
yes you are doing well pls yes continue

>getting people's shows pulled due to your warped sense of justice have to do with politics?

yes pls keep supporting the delusional rantings of a narcissist.

>He's a shitty guy, why are you sticking your neck out for him?

Yes this is good you are doing well. He is The Other and the scapegoat. He has to be a scumbag to justify

how

you

are

a

victim

you are and always will be persecuted for your beliefs, and NEVER your behavior. You are a good boy a verry v good boy indeed

>>83585494
Holy shit you are retarded