How do we improve the quality of this board?

we have to post faster than ever before

This place weeds out people who want to discuss films reasonable while at the same time attracting meme shitposters

>>83576073
By deporting reddit refugees like you.

>cherry picking conversations

By banning people who make cherry picked reddit apologist posts.

>>83576073
/tv/ isn't for discussion. It's only used for shit posting, memes and the occasional political argument thread.

just go to reddit if you want faggy reddit posting

op, explain what you like about the r/movies conversation

It's quite simple, really. Just ban all /pol/lacks. Then we can have nice non-political shitposting, the way it should be.

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So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>>83576364
I realize this is a pasta but I unironically believe that the government should make suspected pedophiles' locations public and then we should publicly lynch them.

>>83576364
holy shit

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>>83576073
>mfw i started that thread explicitly to see how many people fell for the impending falseflag invasion

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>>83576073
post wiafus ;DD

>>83576073
Banning anyone that whines about /pol/

I don't ever want to see /tv/ get fixed. I want to see it get progressively worse. That's part of the fun.

>>83576546
Yeah, and start banning everyone that mentions Trump. I'm fine with /pol/posting but the flood of MAGA Reddit refugees is fucking annoying

>>83576558
it won't and it will

>>83576472
Good idea. That couldn't go wrong at all.

>>83576504
This post is a falseflag

>>83576472
sounds like something a pedophile would say

>>83576645
Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear.

>>83576609
Pretty sure a lot of people do it just to piss off redditors.

Autoban anyone who has posted on /pol/, /b/, /v/ and /r9k/ during the last 48 hours
Autoban phoneposters

>>83576301

>occasional

You mean 95% of threads posted here?

>>83576803
I post like a redditor to piss off 4channers.

>>83576845
>not /co/
/co/ capeshit babby detected.

>>83576803
But anon, the Trump supporters ARE the redditors. They came flooding in during 2015 and 2016.

>>83576177
So sounds like there's no problem then.

>>83576887
>he thinks /co/ is a problem
Oh child

>>83576850
holy shit.

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Maybe fire the person who is getting paid to keep the board shitty?

you have to understand the endless VOLUMES of subtext lingering underneath and between the posts on the left; the uncountable decibels of the primal screams of a generation

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>>83576850
>Like I'm a dude
When did guys start speaking like valley girls?

>>83576850
How can anyone unironically and sincerely champion a group that they're not a member of? I don't understand this about redditors - we're all, at our core, self-interested. We are naturally inclined to only care about our in-group. We compete against other in-groups. Why would you want to make the competition harder by empowering those other groups who would never do the same for you?

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>>83576850
>think it's a woman's post, that it's somewhat endearing
>take another glance
>"Like, i'm a dude"

>>83577021
this. even when antagonistic in surface, /tv/ conversation looks like a group of friends passionately debating their interests; also the use of deeply semantically packed insider lingo shows that the level of intimacy is proper of a healthy community. all while the reddit conversation just shows a bunch of jerks trying to impress each other and passive-aggresive-polite the fuck out of everyone.

>>83577166
>and passive-aggresive-polite the fuck out of everyone.
You sound like a redditor

>>83576845
>/tv/ dies as literally ever user is autobanned

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>>83577166
what a retard you are

>>83577037

>that teeth grinding thing

still trying to make sense of that

>>83576790
>criticise government for some unrelated reason
>they mark you as a pedo and have you lynched
bravo

>>83577342
neurosis.

>>83577063
>we're all, at our core, self-interested. We are naturally inclined to only care about our in-group

And where did you get your Phd from, Dr. Anecdotal Evidence?

>>83577392
A patriot shouldn't be criticizing their government except during election year

>>83577463
good goy

>>83576870
How is this different from a guy pretending to be retarded then getting 20 replies, it's pretty much the same kind of toxicity

Literally just ban phoneposters

>>83576073
You can't, that's Reddit, and this is 4chan, you want a discussion? Go there.

You want to argue with autistic manchildren, you come here.

That's the way it is.

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>>83577559
Are you trying to do a point-in-case thing?

>>83577522
what are you, some kind of anti-fascist?

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Less pedo threads
Ban capeshit
Less blacked threads
More best emma threads

>>83577559
replies are always fun.

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>>83577614
heh

>>83577614
I get amusement out of the pretend-retardation because at least it's something original. the reddit shit is literally just quoting things, and you're supposed to laugh because "oh wow, I've heard that song before"

>>83577652
Talking about movies is even more fun, we should try it some time

make pusyposter a mod

>>83577743
good people don't want to do that shitty job. It stems from a need to control others, which only losers want to do.

>>83577624
>yes goy, if you don't agree with everything the state does you belong with antifa

>>83577681
/tv/ is pretend retardation with the hint of cleverness

i'm still surprised at how far baneposters will go
there was a how to cut a hole in a fence thread on /k/ i let you guess how baneposting was inserted into that topic

fucking 4chan is obsessed with reddit

4chn was created by reddit

>>83577837
sorry pal, but christfaggotry is dead. the State is God now.

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>>83576073


everyone's just memeing and baiting in here. during the golden age L O S T era there are still some comfy cinematography threads, nowadays the only good threads are LOTR threads

>>83578025
>LOTR threads
yikes.

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>>83578025
Then why are you here?

>>83576073
We need flags so we can filter out all the shitposting Ameriboos.

Just nuke Australia. The solution to all problems.

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>>83578025
>cinematography threads
I had completely forgotten those threads used to happen here.
Baneposting truly transformed this site into autismal school for virgins.

>>83578098
dependence

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Need more bunnyposting.

>>83577166
Don't let them hurt you anon you're right

>>83578389
FAT
RABBIT
ASSES

>>83577799
are you seriously saying redwood and swaglord are loser?

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>>83578389
BUNNEH

>>83576106
Fpbp

>>83576364
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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More cunny and more baneposting threads.

>>83576364
Absolutely fucking based

Give people usernames then they'll soon conform.

>>83579544
this desu

>>83579493
This image is dated. Pol isn't based fascifags anymore, but rather ridden with zionist-cocksucking redditors from /r/thedonald

>>83578140
Baneposting is like the Resident Evil 4 of /tv/. It's amazing itself but it ruined everything.

>>83577392
t. scared pedophile

>>83576073
Those reddit posting fuckwits need a bucket of wet shit thrown in their faces to make them less annoying.

>>83579544
the last ten years have proven people (read: the mainstream) will conform with or without usernames

>>83576364
Where did Indian-Canadian from Vancouver come from
>Captcha: JUST st

>>83576353
Are you retarded? /tv/ is /pol/ even the mods admit it. How fucking new are you?
>WAHHHH BAN PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH
Just admit that youre a redditor.

>>83576073
So when will E;R be full-time jewtuber?

>>83576504
>>83576650

What is falseflag?

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>>83577010
Jay Irwin

>>83583696
more swaglord

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>>83576073

>>83583716
Can't even argue with that.

>>83576073
sfw porn threads are allowed.

>>83583716
bang on, but why do i spend more time here?

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Ban every single marvel/ DC thread. Send those faggots back to /v/ and /co/

>>83584466

ban this anon

>>83582732
>/tv/ is /pol/

Right, and this is a thread about what's wrong with /tv/, and he's saying that. You trumpets really are retarded

>I want to discuss movies on /tv/
Is this the easiest way to spot redditor?

>>83584669
BABY WANT MOMMIES MILKIES

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>>83584573
Mark my words nigger, MCEU/DC will crash this board with no survivors.
Screen cap this

>>83584626
>/tv/ haz always been like this le bane!
t. 2010-2012 baby

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>>83584466
Checked thos dub dubs

>>83576609
Agreed

>>83583696
literally me even the hair

;_;

>>83584708
fuck off autist

>>83584710
>implying

die an agonizing death, cancer scum

>>83576194
tpbp

>>83577037
This guy real hates bikes

>>83576073
We have three dedicated shit posting board, and still people refuse to use them.

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>>83583716
plebbitors are cucks
they lost twice in the last election, first in the primaries and then in the actual election
/pol/ was right all the time

>>83585090
>three board
>not three boards

illiterate mongrel

>>83585112
Prime example of the type of people ruining this board. Can't even go one post without using cuck (something he learned when finally found this site 2015+), deflects to "b-but reddit!", and then brings up US politics when Americans are supposed to be asleep, shouting to the world he is a worthless NEET.

>>83585227
>autism

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>>83584876
Back 2 /co/ with u pleb

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>>83576073
>How do we improve the quality of this board?
uh what's wrong with it?

>>83585384
>implying burger
>implying "cucks" doesn't apply to reddit
>implying I haven't been using the word since the moot days

Autoban anyone who has ever posted in /pol/, used a frog image or posted the word kino. I realize that now includes me but it would be worth it.

>>83585071
I don't get it. Bicycles are a healthy form of transportation.

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Things that can stay:
>Baneposting
>Anvilposting
>Uncle Ben threads
>Frogtropes
>LOTR threads
>capeshit vs. capeshit
>waifu threads

Things that must go:
>Phoneposters (this is the most important one, phoneposters are the heart of shitposting)
>/pol/ posting
>anti /pol/ posting
>Holly threads
>cuck posting
>cunny threads
>rick and morty posting (unless it's a pickle rick general)
>reddit threads

There, you just saved /tv/

>>83585391

uneducated ignoramus

>>83576073
You go back or GTFO.

>>83585690
>t. reddit

>>83585650
>ban faggots who post the word kino

this. FUCKING THIS!

>>83585694
*tips fedora*

>>83585690
That's the cringiest stuff.

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>>83585650
whats wrong with the word kino? seriously it seems like 1 or 2 faggots trying to push the reddit = kino angle. Do they really say kino on reddit? why should I give a fuck what reddit tries to rip from us, kinoposting is kino. kill yourself. and you will never defeat frogposters.

>>83585690
>cuck posting
>based cunyposter
These are /tv/ essentials. You might as well scrap the board if you are getting rid of these. Also capeshit is the worst offender.

>>83585415

go back to /mlp/, little girl

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>>83576073
fixed that pic for you
how can reddit even compete?

>>83585729
>>83585759

this, so le cringey
my fellow phoneposting redditors. how do I upvote

>>83585767

only campgay homosex drag queens use that word irl, you disgusting dramaqueen, you don't have to flaunt your being a flamboyant flamer, you attentionwhoreslut

>>83576073
What Gilliam's movie were they talking about in that r/movies?

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I don't recall plebbit memeing the guy married to the prettiest woman in showbiz into divorce or crashing a hollywood star's "art project" and harassing him until he quits

plebbit 0
4chan 2

>>83585771
>implying cunny posting is essential

it's not, you pathetically desperate virgin

>>83577681
>original
I probably don't need to make a greentext list of the dozen or so archetypal posts you find on /tv/, just imagine I did. You know, stale bane threads, "was it autism?", "hahahaha", yadda yadda yadda

>>83585969
he probably got it mixed up with pusy posting

>>83585919
>memeing the guy married to the prettiest woman in showbiz into divorce
What are you referring to?

>>83577880
"that's a big hole"?

>>83585904
Don Quixote. He finally finished shooting it after trying to do so for 20+ years. Now everybody jokes that something will happen to the footage before release.

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>>83586111

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>>83586111
>TODAY I HURT MYSELF

>>83576073
I'd rather be on a board with constant shit-posting, and genuinely funny comments/meme.

Everyone on reddit has an inflated ego and put themselves, and e-celebs on pedestals. Here we just shit on tripfags, and we aren't censored either.

What memes has r/movies come up with lately?
Yeah, thought so.

You don't

Reddit is nothing but virtue signalling for upvotes

I would rather look through tons of shit opinions than have the preferred opinion shoved down my throat with the upvote system

I spend all day shit posting from both my phone and computer.

I post shit memes and ask shit like "is this kino" over and over again

I post blacked and politics stuff

I play both sides of an argument in every thread, especially /pol/ related crap

I purposely bump the worst threads

I argue with myself just to ruin topics

I have a bot that Bane posts

I've never reported a thread. Ever.

/tv/ is shit largely because of me.

>>83586297
>>83586230
lel I knew that ugly motherfucker was married to MEW and I knew they divorced but what was /tv/ involvement in it?
>If "we" can't have it nobody can

>>83576073
I hate the way reddit looks so much.

>>83586801
literally me except i also posts in the cunny threads

>>83586801
Willing to bet you're not the only one who does this stuff you faggot

Disable mobile posting.

>>83586457
>Here we just shit on tripfags, and we aren't censored either.
anon...
we're not as badly censored but you're deluded if you think this board is truly free
>>83586711
agreed

>>83576073
>he thinks this makes reddit look good
I fell asleep halfway through reading that faggot's post.

>every time I try to have a serious argument about a film and its technical aspects I get replies like "you have to go back"
I guess wanting quality from 4chan is wrong, OP, you should stick to shitposting

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>>83586801
what did he mean by this?

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>>83586297
>CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN

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>>83586297
>DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
>ALL THAT I SEE
>ABSOLUTE HORROR

>>83586297
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes!
Violently it changes!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


OH AH AH AH AH

>>83576073
>make board more like reddit
>improve
You fags just don't get it, do you. Stick to reddit if you want reddit, jebus fug. Don't try to make every manchurian pottery enthusiasts' site a weak clone of it.

>>83576870

Lol, this was supposed to prove reddit is a bad place? I know you newfag kiddies don't remember, but 4chan used to be exactly like this in its glory days.

>>83585112
>they lost twice in the last election, first in the primaries and then in the actual election

I vividly remember r/donalnd cheering on November 9th. How did reddit lose a thing?

>>83583716
so basically we have more fun.
>hurr my argument got ass blasted in seconds then they spent an hour making fun of me
>no interrigent conversation
get fucked

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>>83576073
LoL that's from the E;R thread earlier today (yesterday??), good shit.

BAN EVERYTHING

>>83576364
How new?

>>83576301

That describes this entire website.

>>83576264
>implebin this isnt what 4chan does every time they have a wild ass against LE EVIL REDDIT DESTROYING OUR COUNTERCULTURE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83585680
Sam Hyde think writing his humor in a stream of consciousness fashion is countercultural and humorous.Most of the times it just read like a rant against thinks Sam dont like ,like people being indecisive about taking taekwondos classes and not like a glorious critique against modern culture like he thope to
tldr Sam is an unfunny retard