/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Well uh that was uh interesting right guys???

SHIITTTTTTT

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PLACE YOUR ORDERS NOW

Quick rundown on Argentina? The messi-less version, please

>>83575783
SHELLEY is best girl.

Rape girl is second best girl

Mr. Strawberry, I'm FBI

This show fucking rules.

Case files.

fresh meme is back on the menu boys

BEST EPISODE SO FAR

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DO NOT STARTLE PHILLIP

>>83575783
Teresa or whatever the fuck her name is is best girl

MUH RUSSIA CONSPIRACY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2hkZBVya4

ABSOLUTE KINO

What was the band at the bar?

>>83575829

judy

>Riley Lynch: Trouble

I'm gonna laugh when i fuck you, bitch

>>83575855
judy

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now
we wait

ahahaha
M

E

M

E

D

Someone give me a screencap or webm of Doop hacking the prison.

who was that smoking guy in the bar? and whats that fucking things in Argentina

Fuck all happened this episode

I can't wait to see that girl getting raped. She was hot.

>>83575855

JUDY

is Jacoby /ourguy/?

>>83575867
shit, that was lynch's kid that played the rapist

>>83575896
Fuck that, Doop looking at the mirror first.

>>83575783
>they didn't talk about Judy
phew

>>83575819
Dig yourself out.

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>SEVEN MORE DAYS
7 MORE DAYS
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>>83575831
>Rape girl is second best girl

Damn bro respect the dead

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are we finally going to talk about her?

series officially began tonight, holy shit

So did the coffee fix Coop?

>>83575906
DON'T

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>>83575912

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

>"He's lying."

OUR LAD COOP IS BACK, BOYS

>>83575909
The same one who was the weeks magic kid in the original?

what is with this extended bowie shit

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post yfw another week

>>83575916
THICC

>>83575932
Why? What did I miss?

>>83575916
AGENT

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>background music coming back
>Coop becoming slightly less retarded
>that car bomb
>calling Mr. Strawberry
muh dik

>>83575939
That's such a great shot. Lynch has still got it.

>>83575934
It seems to be fueling his recovery. He just needs to drink a lot more

just tuned in what'd I miss

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Next time I'm in an elevator I'm totally standing backwards and blocking the door.

who the fuck is mr strawberry

MEGA WHERE

I get that all of this bullshit outside of Twin Peaks is kino and all; but hopefully with the introduction of New Laura and old characters popping up, hopefully we'll get at least a few episodes of Twin Peaks proper

>actually upset that it's over and i have to wait another week
Is this what watching good TV feels like?

>>83575977
5 minutes of interesting bits in a 60 minute episode

Who is Mr. Strawberry?

DR. AMP
R
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A
M
P

Only disappointing thing about the episode was we didn't get to see who Gordon and Albert were talking about.

Best thing was phone hacking, "He's lying" and Jane Levy.

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>>83575977
Infowars

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>>83575963

>>83575977
Jacoby went full Alex Jones

Who is Mr. Strawberry?

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>>83575963

is the cigarette brand the same from the x-files?????

>that anon saying Mr Strawberry in the threads before it happened
shiiiet

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Which will be faster?

>>83575977
coop fucking dies

Long take of Amanda in the car was so good I got waves of goosebumps all over

what was the song at the end?

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Move it along, champ.

who is mr strawberry?

why do people keep brining up jefferies? whats his relevance again?

also, judy? is it just a meme or is there more relevance to it now that I missed (I know about NOW I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT JUDY) but i'm confused if there's more to it


also is the missing pieces worth watching now?

>>83575848

Why? It was boring as fuck.

>>83575968
>coop becoming slightly less retarded

How do you figure?

so the buenos aires screengrab was 100% legit

we're being manipulated

>>83576030

the episode leaked several days ago in germany

Can somebody tell me what the haunting song in the credits is called? It was beautiful and now I want to sleep to reflect on what happened

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>that Enclave Radio Dr. Jacoby

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>>83575813
It was damn good. Were you...
LYNCHED
Y
N
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H
E
D

>>83576063
He spoke without repeating someone.

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How does he get away with it?

>>83575973
yeah it does seem like if coop just slugged a bunch of coffee he would remember a lot more about himself and stop being in this retarded phase

was it a black star?

>>83576002
Haven't felt this way since TD 3 years ago.

>>83576057

did you watch FWWM at all? you should have watched the missing pieces way before now

>>83576053
>>83575944

>>83576057
Go re-watch fire walk with me and missing pieces.
This episode just confirmed that it's canon

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>>83576004
>>83576058

Dr. Amp podcast when?

That ending song was haunting.

>>83576029
It is. But it's not really a specific reference - Morley is a fictional cigarette brand used in many TV shows

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:)

>>83576096
wut TD

>>83576063
>He's lying
>Agent

He's starting to remember things.

>>83576063
He immediately knew that guy was lying and called him out for it. Being able to read people perfectly was one of his special talents.

Now I hate the germans even more

>>83576030
That faggot jumped ahead in the stream for showtime on demand.

>>83576083
>Tattoo
dropped

>Guy in Vegas is connected to Jeffries and probably does own the NYC building
>Doppel Coop switched Dougie's ring for the owl ring

>>83576080
That's what I was thinking

>>83576108
>This episode just confirmed that its cannon
How?

Wait so they're not gonna upload 4 episodes online like they did two weeks ago?

>>83575819
dear meme friends, the starving is over.

>>83575944
that's a new song? I feel I've heard it before

>>83575997
Occam's razor. Probably like a California raisins type character but as a strawberry.

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>>83576109

>>83576140
there was a flash in his eyes when lying
some power Coop got like selecting Jackpots

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How many normies DROPPED the show after that LAUGH WHEN I FUCK YOU scene?

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>>83576131
the best one

>>83575861
>sacred bones

tfw zola jesus does a peak

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>>83576047

>>83576173
it's one at a time every Sunday from now on.

>>83575872
He was credited as Richard Horne. Audrey's son?

>>83576140
I thought there was an image floating on that guy like with the slot machines.

>>83576171
Buenos Aires reference

>>83576171
>Go re-watch fire walk with me and missing pieces.

that's how

>>83576173
No. It's 1 a week now.

just uploaded
https://youtu.be/k3b1T4ieFv4

>>83576058
Pleb

>>83575973
its his fucking shoes he needs his shoes back

>>83576140
I thought he got another lodge indicator with that green flash

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>>83575963

>>83575819
>tfw didn't think they could top the Michael Cera moment
>then this entire scene happens

FUCKING

L
Y
N
C
H
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>>83576212

>>83576212
got some Inland Empire vibes except not horrifying

>>83576235
nice

>Twin Peaks S03E05 720p HDTV x264-AVS (1.05 GB)
>Twin Peaks S03E05 720p HDTV x264-AVS (1.05 GB)
>Twin Peaks S03E05 720p HDTV x264-AVS (1.05 GB)
>Twin Peaks S03E05 720p HDTV x264-AVS (1.05 GB)

Finally the YIFI is out.

>>83576085
How many more episodes are there?

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>>83576242
He needs to hang upside down.

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Did they really behead Major Briggs?

>>83576173
The whole point of the four episode thing was that it was a special opening move. It's also the reason we had to wait two weeks for this episode. Now, it's back to a normal weekly schedule

what were the best parts in this episode?
>Coop in that elevator
>calling that guy a liar and becoming more like himself
>Jacoby going full Infowars
>Buenos Aires reference
>Doppleganger Coop in prison and the call
>Becky in that car
>Lynch's son the rapist

>>83576206
fuck off Reddit

Jade gonna get good Cooper back in touch with Twin Peaks by mailing the key. Based Jade saving the series.

>>83576221
There was

>>83576047
>>83576212
webm needed

>>83576220
Or Ben fucked somebody again.

>>83576272
his body keeps showing up all over the god damned place

what was the song playing at the bar?

>>83576266
i just wanna kiss her so bad and have a shelly mother-in-law. why does she have to date that jerk?

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>>83576108
>Go re-watch fire walk with me and missing pieces.
>This episode just confirmed that it's canon
Whoever said they weren't?
Oh for the days when nobody gave a shit about fucking "canon"

>>83576001
fat fucking chance lol

>>83576088
Scree cap this

He will have a slice of cherry pie and be back to normal (or at least make significant progress)

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What universe is fucking Tom Sizmore from? Jesus fucking christ, Lynch.

Download where

>>83576276
Jacoby, by leagues

>>83576047
she looks like an alien

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>>83576125
>Paying $5 for shipping

wow it was fucking nothing

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Best girl

>UUUHHHHHHHH

>>83575783
Moira Kelly = Best Donna

>>83576317
Because she's a cocaine addict and he gives her cocaine

It isn't that hard, anon

>>83576002
This familias

>>83576272
Probably. Would explain his head floating by in space. What is the significance of the ring in his body though?

>>83576276
Coop in the prison was the best for me, this entire episode was full of boring scenes, but had so many great scenes between the boredom

I'm loving all these new characters.
This feels fresh and original.
All girls are hot as hell too.
Best show on TV right now by far.

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>>83576305
He looks a lot like Jerry actually

Can someone explain the Bueno Aires reference?

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That was a GOAT Twin Peaks episode

Jacoby as alex jones is the best.

>>83576376
lynched

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>>83576083
I hate "Twin Peaks" fans because they're all attractive like this and think they get it but they don't

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WHERE CAN I WATCH MISSING PIECES ONLINE?

>>83576384
Looks like Jay Mohr/Jude Law gay love child.

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>>83576372
fuck off plebe

>>83576125
You do know they're putting out a CD/Vinyl with all of the songs after the show ends, right?

>>83576368
DoopleCoop is playing the long con.

>>83576317
>date
She's married to him, check the credits

I could honestly watch Norma and Shelly just having a normal day for hours

Any new memes?

>>83576400
THEPIRATEBAY

>>83576400
Do I need to explain the concept of torrents to you

>>83576406
>Jude

>>83576276

the scene with lynch's son was awesome, ending and credits too

>>83576396
You're so smart! You really get it. Show those fake fans who is boss!

>>83576384
Looks like an anorexic Cillian Murphy

>>83576276

>BOB getting into the electrical system

>>83576386
AW GOD DAMN BABY HELL DAMN NO

>>83576429
Jacoby as Alex Jones is gonna be a meme goldmine

>>83576420
are you trying to make me cry anon?

>>83576422
what do you think those two coalburners thought while having to pretend they had a beautiful white grand/daughter?

>>83576276
>>Lynch's son the rapist
Pretty sure that was Eamon Farren

>>83576454
I am

>>83576415
it wasn't boring it was slow paced, I just couldn't remember this word for some reason

>>83576386
why do people start watching with season 3

>no Diane
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>83576277
You sound upset.
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83576429
The entire Jacoby scene was a meme

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>>83576220
Is Zane the father?

Norma still hot as fuck.

>you will never fuck Norma while fingering Shelley in the double R

Why was Donna such a fucking bitch for no reason

>>83576386
No. In fact, we're not going to talk about Buenos Aires at all.

>>83576396
Unironically this. I don't like people who look like they're too good looking to be doing the same things I do. Let me and my loser brethren have our retarded quirks, it's all that life gave us.

>>83576416
like i'm not gonna buy that too

also there's no way all of these end tracks and the score will be one release unless its a box

>>83576079
yah i gotta hear it

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>>83576510

>>83576386
THE SHIT

>>83576057>>83576171
It goes to his location from the FWWM and the box thing turns into a small black star (David Bowie).

What I like about it so far is how certain bits of my brain are aware that it should be boring as fuck, it's logically registering as a boring series of near-nonsense, and yet the rest of my brain finds it really interesting and watchable. There this strange dissonance.

>>83576266
i wish i was this high

>>83576396
Twin Peaks is a show for beautiful people only, please stop watching uggster

>>83576470
It definitely was, Lynch's son was in the band (Trouble) that was playing at the Roadhouse.

>all that speculation about Jacoby and the shovels
>hes just selling them like water filters

lmao

Agent.

>>83576460
See this https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>83576516
twin peaks has been normie-tier for years though

>>83576484
we will never see diane faggot

why did they make Jacoby the Alex Jones of Twin Peaks? why would Jeffries be working with DoppelCoop? and where the fuck is Diane

>"You're still here, that's good"
Cooper doppelganger is not BOB

>>83576547
You and me both, tbqh

CINDY BEST NEW WAIFU
NADINE sitll HOT

>>83576502
Art imitating life

>>83576349

There was at least 6 better girls just in that episode.

Becky
Jane Levy
Her raped friend
Tammy
Shelly
Also that cute blonde in the casino scene.

>>83576368
It's Dougie's original ring, which got switched with the Owl ring somehow.

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Im glad my waifu made her debut in this episode (as the girl that gets chocked by that guy).

>>83576578
Then who is it?

>>83576525
>>83576079
I think its a new Angelo.

>>83576568
Not in recent years, up until say about 2015 when this series gained a lot of steam.

That kino booper/BOB intro lads

wew

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That's about all, peace out.

>>83576272
>tfw the colonel was named Davis
>tfw probably after Don S.

>>83576592
Nadine looks better than before.

So does Kale McLachlan get nominated for all the roles at once or do Bob and Doug and LodgeCoop count as separate roles?

>>83576599
FUCKING CINDY

>>83576592
>not Elizabeth
low test choice

>>83576349
my pissfu

>>83576623
Kek

>>83576516
Arthouse shit has always been for sexy hipsters

what do i do until next sunday?

>>83576620
Webm of this with the repeating shot of bob and doppelcooper laughing please

>>83576618
>>83576568
the fan base definitely grew exponentially when the show was put on netflix.

>>83576522
It's all the Bang Bang Bar songs, with a few other tracks (the theme song is the only non-Bar song confirmed so far). Score will probably get announced/released later on.

>>83576349
I'd let her juggle my dougie

>>83576667
make dr jacoby memes

>>83576667
memes

>>83576667
buy green blazer and loiter in office atriums

>>83576667
shitpost in /tpg/ all week

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>>83576032
>1.04 GiB
enjoy you're artifacts

>>83576612
It's Coops evil doppleganger.
????

BOB is just along for the ride.

>>83576272
>>83576306
>>83576368
This is why parts of his body are appearing: https://youtu.be/N7K5KjOdLD8

Jacoby
>red pilled/ red light
>drinking zippy water
>twin peaks Alex Jones

What did lynch mean by this?

>>83576623
jej

>>83576667
Pretend to be autistic so you can fuck THICC office ladies.

Is amanda seafood Laura Palmer 2.0?

>Coop shedding a tear looking at Sonny Jim
>BOB in the mirror
>Jacoby's shovel ad
>DoppelCoop fucking up the electricity
>Buenos Aires
Comfy episode

>>83576623
heh

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>>83576608

BLACK GHOSTBUSTER
WTF

>>83576667
Watch this in a loop https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

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>>83576574
Eddie Bravo has an episode credit. Alt right blown the fuck out.

>>83576703

i do that everyday as it is

>>83576732
It is happening again?

>>83576713
Had a red(pill) lens and a blue(pill) lens in his glasses.

>>83576542
That's because it's legitimately uncomfortable to watch and, at the risk of sounding like an ass, difficult. For most people, challenging TV or film is actually pretty standard stuff, just maybe a little harder to follow or disorienting. Lynch is messing with what you'd expect from the actual structure of a television show, which can make it simultaneously fascinating and difficult to sit though, since you're used to different pacing/editing/etc without even realizing it at times.

>>83576732
yes, I predicted this months ago

>>83576384
is he dare i say, /ourguy/?

>>83576703
>tfw ordered a thinkpad a week ago
>hasn't shipped yet
>sales rep posting on the forums insists it's a keyboard shortage
Shoulda listened to /tpg/ and bought used.
Also, doesn't the skinny mobster look almost exactly like Frank from Blue Velvet? Also, one of Angelo's songs is called Frank 2000.

>>83576667
masturbate to Lynch-fus

>>83576775
not yet

>>83576536
the box thing? sorry, what did I miss?

I want Bobby to beat the shit out of his daughter's cokehead boyfriend

DAMN CUP OF JOE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Kx52Nkeec
>mfw Lynch was interviewed by Alex Jones

Someone post /office lady/ please

You know the one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY

Song from the credits for anyone who wants it

>>83576618
The series was normie-tier from the day it aired. It was a cultural phenomenon in the early 90s, your parents probably watched it. Get the fuck out of here with your cringeworthy "muh secret club" bullshit.

>Twin Peaks Episode Five Review: Ten reasons why we must boycott the show for misogyny

>>83576012
those Safety Squad зins

>Cooper crying when he sees Sunny Jim in the car
Why?

>>83576734
>Coop shedding a tear looking at Sonny Jim

What was up with that?

AYUDAME

>>83576713
idk if this will be a thing but maybe Jacoby has an idea of the lodge and the role they play in manipulating the world/people but he's either too stupid or too scared to investigate further so he's making a buck off the conservative conspiracy radio junket

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>>83576752

>>83576212
her character will be found wrapped in plastic in episode 7

>>83576623
mmhm

>>83576837
>>83576842
Dougie actually loves his son and Coop was feeling that. It's an indication that he's not just an asshole.

why tf is everyone saying the rapey guy is Lynch's son?

>not smoking American Spirit

what did Lynch mean by this?

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>>83576400
>not having the complete series blu ray set with FWWM + Missing Pieces
neck yourself secondary scum

>>83575783
Black hooker's ass is just too nice. I wonder how it smells.

can i skip the cooper-in-a-meeting scenes pls

>>83576837
Sonny Jim is autistic, he emits emotions purely through brainwaves. Coop was fucked up by American voltage systems (thanks fucking Edison) and so he's able to pick up on these autism waves.

>>83576865
lynch would not be so obvious

>>83576825
How many reviews will mention the "unfortunate timing" on the weekend of WW?

>>83576837
Because the son knows his dad is gone and Cooper knows this.

>>83576879

He looked kinda like Lynch's song Jack Sweeney, who was actually on stage.

>>83576212
I saw Justin Long's dick in her mouth so I'm not going to be able to take her arc seriously

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Fuck you HBO, upload the episode already!

Please someone confirm for me that Sonny Jim fucking blinked backwards

>>83576608
There's too many qts to keep track of

>>83576125
>physical media
sure thing gramps

>>83575783
Was that girl looking for a cigarette really down to fuck? Or do you think she was creeped out by that guy?

>>83576837
He realized he's part Mexican

>>83576917

>TP
>HBO

nigger what?

>>83576895
>skipping Tom Sizemore and BathroomKissfu

>>83576896
kek

>>83576917
Keep waiting for HBO pleb

>>83576732
>Cocain
>clearly troubled
>loser bf

Hmmmm

>>83576950
>Wow he looks so cool and edgy
>Oh fuck he's actually a creepy rapist

>>83576917
TRIGGERED.webm

so bored of lobotomised cooper

>>83576950
if she smokes, she pokes

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>>83576937

>>83576879
Because Lynch's son is credited as Trouble for his band and some retards seem to think that's a character.

He's Richard Horne.

>>83576918
I think he did. The shot felt off for some reason, that would make sense

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>>83576554
make me

>>83576910
more like Justin's short dick

>>83576817
thank you so much man

>>83576918
Post webm.

>>83576981
This was definitely directed towards slutty girls playing victim.
Gotta love Lynch's misoginy.

man no one cares that mikes back :(

>>83576842
Somewhere deep inside Coop knows he's taken that boys father away from him.

>>83576895
>wanting to skip any Dougie scenes
Some of my favorite parts of the show tbqh

>>83576905
>>83576994
got it, thanks.

>>83577023


mike...is the man

>>83577023
where?

>reedit of the Bob/Coop scenes
Fucking brilliant

What did he mean by this? https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>83576109
Change the font, that looks like shit

>>83576918
I noticed this too.

>red jacket
>striped shirt

He's being inhabited by a lodge spirit like Senor Droolcup.

>>83577023
MIKE has been in all the episodes other than this one, wtf?

>>83576952
That's how we get it in Scandiland.

>>83577023
Because his role was completely irrelevant

>>83577042
In the office talking with the loser

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>>83576837
It's literally just Drive 2.0. Cute white girl with a hispanic son and an autistic guy who never talks. Haven't you seen all of the muscle cars and gangsters?

>>83577018
i saw it live man, guess i gotta rewatch

i thought Bobby shot and killed Mike..

>>83577023
i hope that's literally his only scene in the whole new series.

fuck mike.

>>83577023
Is he still banging Nadine?

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>>83576950
Anon, Anon, Anon. Girls will flirt with you and are up to fuck, but you have to play this game where you pretend it's not about fucking but actually about enjoying each other's company -YET you also have to imply fucking is something that's crossed your mind so you don't just seem like a friendly beta. But if you just go 100% fucking, in mosts cases, it will scare her away. Not because she doesn't want to fuck, but because the game you play makes her feel less like a slut, one of the greatest fears of mostos women, and more like she's "respected" by you, and the sex was just a natural conclusion of your "chemistry".

>>83576618
Twin Peaks ratings back in it's day crushed the everloving shit out of current normie tier high rating shows like Walking Dead and Game of Thrones

>>83576950
That's classic female idiocy.

>>83577023
It's weird how so far Mike is the only person who's job seemed natural to me.
I still don't know how I feel about Bobby becoming a deputy and Shelly STILL working at the diner seemed like a little weird.

>>83576974
This is clearly a bait and switch.
She's not going to be the new Laura.

>>83577070
Not the one armed man, Bobby's friend.

>>83577023
He wasn't that likeable in the original series, but I was happy to see him all grown up

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Who is this woman and why did she have access to the box in Argentina? Is she Mr.Strawberry or is she working for him?

>30 min spent insulting alex jones
And dropped. Yeah fuck you too Lynch. At least Jones has HELPED people with this show, what have you done besides be a hollywood bitch?

>>83577070
not MIKE, mike.

someone check on episode 3x1 if the insurance company guy with lucy is linked to insurance7

>>83576058

fuck you

>>83576459
holy shit that makes sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2hkZBVya4

>>83577108
>don't choke a girl you just met and ask her to fuck you
Thanks for the advice anon, I'll give it a try

>>83576058
muh dragons

>>83577094
...Did he kill Mike?

>>83577137
>He thinks this is insulting

>>83577137
Pretty sure Doc helps people as well

>implying Lynch doesn't agree with most of the sentiments

>>83577137
david likes alex jones lol

>>83577137
lowqualitybait.png

>>83577137
Alex, pls go.

>>83577067
The thumbs up in episode 4 100% makes him the Giant

>Still no Audrey
Stop playing with my heart, Lynch.

the rapist is bobby peru's son

>>83577137
Lynch isn't that political. Frost is a leftist douchebag. Don't confuse the too.

>>83577137
>50 hours spent brutally criticizing alex jones and beating up an alex jones effigy with a pipe wrench
did lynch go too far?

>>83577196
Lynch is a BernieBro.

>>83577110
Twin Peaks was a network show. For all the accolade shows on cable get they do zero numbers next to shows like NCIS or CIANFBF or whatever the fuck on NBC and CBS and shit.

>>83577094
the only person he killed was the deputy from FWWM.

>>83577186
It wasn't the choking that did it, that just sealed the deal. She came over to flirt, which would lead to fucking. You don't approach someone at a bar and so you can hold hands and do an eskimo kiss. But you don't just respond with "oh so you want to fuck".

>>83577186
It works though, that girl was wet as shit, you guys should try it out next weekend

>>83576857
post nudes