Protect His Smile Edition
EPISODE 5 SOON Subedition
Will Have to Update the Pastebin Again Soon Sub-subedition
https://pastebin.com/0huBp7Wn
Meanwhile: >>83561724
Is David Lynch, dare I say it, a hack?
are we getting 2 episodes again or just 1
why is it not on demand on my box yet reeee
>>83566033
just one
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAI like it.
>>83565994
is it at 2am bong time again lads?
What do you think David will say about my tats?
LOOKING GOOD, DALE
The patrician's ranking
TP S1 > FWWM > First 8 and last 2 of S2 > S3 > Rest of S2
P.S. James has always been cool
>>83566080
yup
which episode of season 3 is playing right now on sky atlantic? (UK tv)
>>83566051
Thanks anon
Well that bascially confirms it, atleast part of Frost writings are canon
>I wish you nothing but the very best in all things /tv/
What time is it streaming at on Showtime, I can't find shit anywhere
>>83566090
it annoys me that he wasn't wearing the tie from the first scene in the last episode of season 2
it also annoys me that he's somehow got a new badge, while in the Lodge and the other agents are wearing it too
and sometimes it looks like it has the symbol of the Lodge on it
or I may be thinking of Cole's badge
>>83566092
FWWM > S3 > S1 > S2
>>83566183
why did he have to die
>>83566206
3 hours from now
>>83566211
>S3>S1
Not yet..
Diane, last night I consumed cocaine and today I ate a hearty breakfast. I am ready to get Lynched.
>>83566080
tfw you was schoolboy 25years ago and now you and your friends are 50+
>>83566090
Facelift and hairplugs work wonders
>>83566206
Starts in 3, should be available for downloading in max 5.
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN
>>83566134
bump?
Why are these threads so fucking terrible? It's as if every single one of you is an illiterate nigger or an underage faggot.
>>83566237
I thought that was just the stream of the live broadcast. Can you watch it on demand too?
>tfw I will miss episode 6 bc I'll be abroad
>>83566237
An eternity, time is not what it owls
Oi uk lads Apocalypto is on c4 at 00:40 watch it until tp is on
>>83566371
>getting a sex change
HE-LLOOOOO~OOOO!
>>83566366
honestly not sure about that. I just know I'll be seeing it being streamed in 3 hours bc yuropoor.
It's cute how Mark Frost thinks he's a real writer and wasn't just hired for David bounce ideas off and see what normies would be receptive to
>>83566405
chest like a 10 year old slightly fat boy
>>83566183
>>83566213
I really hope that Bobby has found the life Briggs envisioned for him.
Seeing him as a nice guy cop gives me hope.
Are you nice and wet? I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you take my meaning ;D
Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.
>>83566517
WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE?
I just want Laura Dern to show up desu
>>83566449
He was possessed by Bob right before Dopplecoop left town when he went to see Papa Briggs.
He will only arrive in the beautiful place his dad envisioned when he's dead and his soul is free.
>>83566444
Dubtrips confirm
>>83566517
>Le Judy meme
>>83566029
>is this,dare i say it, shit bait?
>>83566486
>evil genius
>fucks around in the woods with a retard while making idiotic speeches because the writers were hacks
Hmm.
>>83566486
>>83566083
cut the arm off
>>83566535
It was a dream! We live inside a dream!
>>83566444
>those digits
HELLOOOOoooOOOOO
How many hours till the next episode?
>>83566090
HNNNNNNNNG
>>83566549
I refuse to believe
>>83566643
2 hours 53 minutes
>>83566664
>>83566670
Thanks lads
>>83566417
Change your heart or I'll make you change it, shitlord.
>>83566535
He said this because he'd met BOB/Dopplecoop in lodgespacetime right?
>>83566616
FELL A VIC -- TIM
What to watch
Apehoop or Episode 5?
Does anyone have a link to the full FWWM convenience store scene from the missing pieces?
>>83566725
The Leftovers finale.
Cooper! OMFG yes! You movin' back here! You masturbate still?
>>83566616
The delivery on that line is 10/10
Where isDiane
>>83566761
https://youtu.be/tsvs9YjwBYA?t=2m44s
I hope thats it
>>83566366
The first four episodes all went up on showtime.com at 9PM on the night of the premiere so presumably it'll be the same this week.
So what was up with Lauras cousin doppleganger? Any chance Laura could have taken over her? Are her and Dougie normal people or are they created for a specific purpose?
>>83566366
Its not on demand yet
>>83567009
Madie wasn't a doppleganger fool.
Who do you think this is there?
How did the people in the red room get fat if there isn't any junk food?
>>83567126
high test
>>83567109
A small Mexican chihuahua.
>>83566766
>tfw can record one on DVR and watch the other but percocets will knock me out by 11pm eitherway
Is there gonna be a stream? I have no idea when the episode's gonna be up on Sky Atlantic in the UK
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>83567109
why did he have to die, too
I have a technical question. I am currently watching Parts 1 & 2 on tv right now thorugh direct tv. I originally watched these episodes through a webrip torrent. I want to know if there is any technical/quality difference between the two.
>>83567126
Literally getting fat off the fear and despair of human society.
>>83567009
Maddie was just her cousin, nothing supernatural
>>83567243
Yes
>>83567204
yes
So why didn't they just kill off Harry S Truman? The whole having him alive offscreen thing is very awkward
>>83566090
>tie and badge somehow changed
WHY
>tfw 2.5 hours to go
I'm dying guys. This wait has felt worse than the wait for the premier. I think the shitposting has gotten to me.
>>83566213
>>83566449
>>83566549
>>83566661
>Bobby's last scene involves him embracing his father's spirit at a veranda of some spectacular proportion
>>83567344
>Dougie you better go and work and provide me with some money
>i will be having sex with Sunny-Jims dad while you are away
LYNCHED
I really hope Dale loses the autism this episode
>when Lynch met Elisabeth Moss and Jon Hamm at the Cologne Film Festival in 2010, he kept calling them "Peggy" and "Don"
Absolute MadMan!
>>83567372
Hackery most likely
I binge watched all of season 1 and 2 over the weekend.
Never bothered with Fire Walk With Me since it wouldn't load in Kodi.
Got a working stream of season 3 episode 1 and what the fuck?
Extremely dark, not the least bit in the same quirky tone as the first two seasons, graphic murders, eerie Lynch shit for the sake of it
Not necessarily a bad thing but I miss my cheeky thumbs up cooper. Did he ever buy a place there?
>>83567372
It's the black lodge ain't gotta explain shit
>>83567361
Okay. Can you explain more please?
>>83566083
I want to stick my penis in our vagina.
>>83567109
Did he say that because he knew Coop will be in the lodge and his doppelgänger will escape?
>>83567416
LYNCHED
That's a big phone
>>83567416What kind of donut is that? It looks delicious.
>>83567442
>>83567442
Watch Fire Walk With Me
>>83567442
>Never bothered with Fire Walk With Me since it wouldn't load in Kodi.
That's a pretty good bait.
Will make sure to avoid "kodi", whatever that is.
>>83567344
So the coffee didn't wake him up. He's still retarded.
>>83567232
He was /ourguy/ too.
>>83567416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoPoPIwFMc
Lynch is cute!
>>83567416
>"So what am I doing in this scene, David?"
>"Okay Coop, I just need you to stand there. Just hold that spot."
>"David, my name's Kyle; you've known for the three fucking decades."
"Now don't get excited Coop."
> Just yooooooooooooooooooooooou
> And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Audrey is shit.
>>83567515
David actually calls Kyle, Kale, and has ever since they met. True story.
>tfw europoor
>have to stay up until ungodly hours to watch my Lynchkino
>>83567515
>I know, Coop. Stand fast.
>>83567473
I thought that was supposed to be Hank Jennings at first for some reason but then I realizedHank is killed in prison in Secret History of Twin Peaks
>>83567514
literally /ourguy/ but those talk show interviews are the cringiest thing ever
>>83567633
Yeah, that interviewer doesn't seem to understand the "Lynched" concept.
>>83567507
Fuck, this makes me miss him so much
>>83567663
I cringed when she had to explain who David Lynch is, like seriously?
>>83567619
Try being aMiddle Eastern. Thank God it's Ramadan so I already had to be up at 5AM.
>>83567483
Consider me TRIGGERED
Thoughts on David's music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8BMIZk6WnM
>>83567619
>implying watching Twin Peaks at 3am isn't the only time you should be watching it
>>83567721
Nice b8 /pol/
>>83567721
>Mia Khalifa enters the thread
Ramadan Mubarak
Didnt know you were a Lynch fan
>>83567243
I guess it should be. Most TV broadcasting is 1080i with high bitrate.
>>83567507
Fucking lol
>>83567588
Kek. Actually reminds me of the Lynch/George Lucas story. If Lynch finds you unbearable, you dun fucked up something bad.
>>83567761
I am serious my dude.
>>83567770
She's hot but she's Lebanese.
watchin episodes 3+4 again
noticing loads of little things I didn't see on first viewing
pretty good
>>83567802
What story?
Does SHO have live streaming or is it after the episode aired?
>>83567721
Merry Ramavan dear /tv/ friend.
>>83567777
damn fine digits
>>83567802
Why did George get into directing if he hates directing?
>>83567733
It's got a rockin' beat, daddy.
>>83567849
If you have their app you can watch it live, yes.
>>83567721
Asalum Aleikum my brother, may peace be upon him
>>83567824
>but she's Lebanese
thats not a negative in my book
altough the most attractive girl ive seen so far has been from Algeria
>>83567841
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U
Enjoy
>>83567841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U
I assume he means this one
>>83567721
What does a Middle Easterner see in Twin Peaks?
>>83567733
Bretty gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IE8zi0xhk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HYWJmE1BRE
>>83567514
He has plebs on strings
>>83567875
Okay, do you know if it streams for the eastern time broadcast? I'm in Arizona and it sucks I can't join the live sticky until two hours later.
>>83567733
The Line It Curves is 10/10
>>83567733
meh, wasn't expecting something so conventional
>>83567770
>>83567856
Also I'm not a Muslim, my parents are. Nonetheless I also get up at Sahur, eating at the wee hours of the night is comfy as fuck.
>>83567903
In TP, qts and cool supernatural shit. In FWWM and S3, LYNCH.
>>83567619
>implying late night isn't best for lynchkino
>>83566077
Who was this guy? Normal Cooper but not real Cooper and not sweaty evil Cooper?
That episode was shit.
>>83567514
>>83567860
Filming A New Hope turned him off directing so he moved to being a producer then decades later when he went full OCD autism he insisted on directing the prequels despite clearly hating it
>>83567968
>Also I'm not a Muslim,
Haram
Also see how easy it is to derail the thread just a little?
JUDY?
>>83567968
>not Muslim
>cucked by their rules
Damn...
>>83567860
Honestly? I think the best explanation is that it really gnawed at him that a lot of the success of the original trilogy was due to collaboration (ANH = refined script by showing it to friends like Spielberg, the film being saved by excellent editing and the other two being directed by other people).
So he had a need to prove himself and he fumbled the ball completely. Still occasionally throws out the line that he wants to get back to "smaller, more personal films".
>tfw I got an anxiety attack from the Evil Coop vomiting scene
Has he replaced Julie Cruz with the band from the Drive soundtrack?
>>83567860
He's only directed a handful of movies in his career. He did the first Star Wars, but episodes 5 and 6 were directed by other people because Fox was up his ass the entire time he was making Star Wars. Other than that he only directed the prequels and smaller films like THX-1138 and American Graffiti. He probably isn't lying when he says he hates directing.
>>83566077
The shit special effects are such a great plebfilter
>>83568023
>>83567514
>nobody claps when Lynch is brought up
People really wanna pretend that Lynch is normie? Why?
>>83567917
Yes, it'll start at 6PM PST. That's how I watched the premiere.
>>83568049
I've felt that is most likey horseshit though, there's a transcript of the creation of Raiders of the Lost Ark and it's all George with Spielberg barely contributing.
>>83566080
JAMES WAS ALWAYS COOL
HE JUST HAS BRAIN DAMAGE
>>83566092
Pretty funny when lynch came back and killed Windham, turned Nadine into a bitch again, and some other shit I forgot. Pretty obvious he hated the shit it has become.
>>83568056
The shot of that thing sitting in the jail cell is still fucking with me, it was very unexpected
>>83568056
emotional much?
>>83568030
Its OK we still have 2 hours.
>>83568031
Not really. I could sleep if I wanted to but I want to stay up with my parents becauseI love them and I act like a proper Muslim infront of them because they love me so much and they're so old they probably have less than 10 years left and especially my dad gets all giddy when he sees me praying and stuff
>>83568133
Eh, every one of his successes have been collaborations. Every time he tries to do it all himself, it's a fucking mess.
>>83568100
CHECK THOSE DUBS ANAKIN
>>83568173
>and they're so old they probably have less than 10 years left and especially my dad gets all giddy when he sees me praying and stuff
New episode tonight?
>>83568193
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET DUBS
NOT JOIN THE SINGLES CLUB
Who else following the Cesar vs Holly election in here?
>>83568199
>>83568173
do you want to me kill though anon ;(
>>83568173
Anon...Normally I'd say some stuff like "If they loved you they'd understand" but old people especially from an Islamic background may not be so tolerant so I understand what you're doing. You're a good son.
>>83568110
Perfect my dude, got it playing on my iPad right now.
>>83568173
>I love them and I act like a proper Muslim in front of them because they love me so much
But anon, that's gay as shit.You lucky bastard; my parents despise me and I'm pretty sure they're trying to outlive me.
>>83568270
What did they mean by this?
Pastebin says its the same time as the priemier but what time is that?
can i skip the retarded cooper episodes. i'm really only in it for the shaggy murder mystery
Posting music videos from the black lodge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro
>>83568173
OH THAT'S IT
OH THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
ANON
OH THAT'S TEARING MY HEART OUT
>>83568411
2 hours and 10 min
>>83568411
2 hours and 10 minutes from now
>>83568154
Yeah, but I suffered from anxiety so I can get anxious with bloody scenes or gore.
I shouldn't be watching David Lynch?
I know I'm being that guy, but I really really want to watch this episode live, I can't find a stream anywhere. Please anon?
>>83568425
This season isn't a murder mystery, it's about Dale's return to Twin Peaks
>>83568457
>>83568510
>This season isn't a murder mystery,
you're right, it's a double-murder mystery
>>83568023
He actually offered the Phantom Menace to Spielberg, Zemeckis, and Ron Howard. All 3 turned him down and said he should do it. So blame them.
>>83568490
If you suffer anxiety there's one scene in Mulholland Dr. that might legitimately kill you
>>83568490
>so I can get anxious with bloody scenes or gore.
I guess thats just part of life anon
>>83568505
wait for two more hours, then the streams will be posted. right now there's no point
Explain this shit.
>>83568490
Watch mulholland drive and inland empire
>>83568031
as cucked as secular Americans having a Christmas dinner
>>83568572
Yeah, that was Evil Coop.
>>83568604
he is bascially getting close to the Black Lodge i think?
i guess it has that affect on humans
>>83568573
I thought they couldn't because George was banned from the Director's Guild. Also remember rumors they did direct some scenes but couldn't be credited for the same reason.
>>83568573
>All 3 turned him down and said he should do it
>no dude this is YOUR project you SHOULD direct it despite not being a director!
Spielberg is retarded
>>83568677
spielberg ghosted sheev vs. yoda in the senate
>>83568577
I have terrible fucking anxiety and know exactly what scene you mean.
I was well and truly LYNCHED.
>>83568604
And this.
>>83568376
I am going to, son.
Now get off this awful website.
>>83568677
Spielberg directed a scene in RotS
>>83568676
But what about when it happens to Laura at Harold's house?
>>83568583
Ah and that Evil Coop vomiting scene was particularly weird, excessive and gruesome
>>83568604
>>83568749
And this.
What the fuck?
>>83568630
Fuck off ahmed I'm Christian
>>83568719
Probably just when they're bantering in the office, that's a very disappointing scene for him to do
>>83568749
>>83568776
its the same, she is almost taking over by BOB at this point and is getting close to the black lodge
>>83568753
Joke's on you anon; my dad would beat someone with a keyboard before using it for its intended purpose.
My path has been a strange and difficult one.
>>83568173
Bless you, anon.
>>83568788
blacked-out tooth is the same tooth that philip gerard (MIKE) is missing
>>83568788
why do you need everything to be explained to you anon?
>>83568786
>excessive
yeah that was alot of cream corn
>>83568443
That NIN video is probably the only time an epilepsy warning wasn't fucking around
>>83568630
>not having this for Christmas dinner
>>83568889
It stimulates discussion.
>>83568173
Good on you, anon
>>83568805
me too
>>83567898
>>83567902
Call me a normie, but I don't get it. I mean, not in the fact that Lynch dislikd Lucas, but rather why, exactly. Was he annoyed by his lack of passion, the fact he was pretencious? Why?
>>83568577
I have watched Mulholland Drive (around 2008) and all the best Lynch. I watched those before I developed anxiety, but even then, the monster-behind-the-diner scene scared the shit out of me (I felt something like a mini heart attack).
Lads, the tumblr tag for Twin Peaks is so cringe, they keep trying to rush out shitty fan art as fast as possible after every episode to get all the notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTjJcrDoxzw
>>83568964
When you're passionate about something it can be frustrating when others aren't passionate about the same thing, especially when they work in that field.
Think of all the people on 4chan who get worked up by normies enjoying pleb stuff.
>>83568964
It wasn't that, as Lynch says he has nothing but respect for George, but Star Wars clearly wasn't for him (As Dune shows) and David is the kind of person to take a migraine as a legit omen
CAAAAAAATHERINE
fresh memes tonight anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI
So do they still make this coffee and where can I get some if so?
>>83568964
George is interested in making toys. David is interested in making films.
>>83569077
>SNL Twin Peaks sketch CURRENT YEAR
>COOP ITS YOUR OLD FRIEND GORDON COLE, IT SEEMS DONALD TRUMP HAS ESCAPED FROM THE BLACK LODGE LOL
>>83568505
you seek a place that is brettygood
>>83569173
Are these canon? Where do they rank compared to mid season 2?
>>83565994
Does anybody ever show this to you before, tovarishch?
>>83569228
>>83569228
>>83569228
HOLY SHIT
Any sites streaming Episode 5 like the other episodes 2 weeks ago?
>inb4 showtime or foreign equivalent
>>83569305
fuck off normie
>>83568173
thats beautiful dude.
im a muslim in s.e.a specifically in malaysia, always want to be a good muslim but i know im not and dont want my parents know.at least ur not like me having the urge to fap. i make a challenge not to fap every year during ramadhan.
>>83569146
This senpai
>>83569196
Gordon:Coop i found out the killer it was really sqanold hump he's in the golden lodge
Hawk: my people believe you gotta grab em by the pussy to get in
>>83569354
Man, Allah isn't going to hate you for busting a nut
>>83569423
I keked desu
>>83565994
>2017
>Being a Muslim
ISHYGDDT
>>83569427
Especially since he loved Mohammed and he fucked a little girl.
Watching episode 5 on Xfinity's site. Feels good man.
>>83569427
kekthats why i do it after breaking the fast
>>83566033
3 and then 2 bonus ones tomorrow
>>83569520
>tfw crave doesnt have it yet
>>83565994
live tp stream @ nausea.club
put me in the OP fuccpleb
gonna watch ep 4 in a bit
>>83569505
Dude, don't be culturally insensitive during Ramavan.
>>83569585
>nausea.club
a bit spoopy
>>83569656
is it the lightning bolts on the homepage
>>83569582
>>83569582
Shelly's daughter has a degenerate boyfriend.
>>83569585
>nausea.club
don't be shit like last time
are brettygood and suptv gonna stream the episode as well? asking so I know whether to add them to the next OP (I know nausea.club already)
>>83569709
where am i supposed to go?
Kino?
>>83565994
Anyone know a stream for tonight's episode?
>>83569762
Buy A Television you stupid nignog
>>83569762
Its bannable to say but suptv has it
>>83569746
hey I didn't stream ep 4 or whatever because I worked 36 hours in 2 days back to back, I fell asleep as soon as I finished work
>>83569752
yeah but i'll let you know obviously if I switch streams
trippin just so you know it's me
>>83569838
thanks man, appreciated :)
I don't care about your chit-chat faggotry. Wake me up when the new episode is out.
>>83569867
>yeah
thanks
and it was the lightning bolts that were spoopy
>>83569903
ok, nice chit-chatting wit u anon :-)
anybody else watching the reaired ep on showtime right now?
>>83569743
>teenage characters in Twin Peaks
fuck we're being FROSTED
we're streaming eps 3 and 4 right now, leading into the new ep tonight.
brettygood dot com
cut the chit-chat you faggots
>>83570005
Are you, dare I say it, a bit slow?
>>83570005
>forgetting how much Lynch has worshipped retro teen archetypes since Blue Velvet and Lost Highway
>>83567999
It's a doppelganger made by bad coop so that he can avoid being pulled back into the lodge.
So it was uploaded on Xfinity? Torrent when ?
https://youtu.be/hXi5VKPyWLE
>>83568173
>two islamic parents actually love their son more than my communist mom ever did with me
I'm glad for you anon.
Totally unrelated, but do you feel the tree form of the Man from Another Place in season 3 may have some relation to Zaqqum? Just a hunch but I'm not that knowledgeable in islamic mythology at all
mentally you picture my dog but i have not told you the type dog which i have. perhaps you might even picture toto from the wizard of oz
>>83570470
HelllooooooOOOOOoOO
>thread is dead because everyone went to nausea club
there's literally like 4 people watching this show isn't there?
>>83570637
The tree is just your talking tree archetype, Lynch doesn't really go for 1:1 symbolism
>>83570769
this
Stream link?
>>83570935
2 different ones have been posted in this thread
fucking pay attention or use ctrl+f
>>83570678
who needs a general when you can post memes without solving the captcha (which is unbearable atm)
>>83570935
nausea.club
ep 4 just started
>>83570645
Love this whole scene
>STUPID SHIT
>DUMB FUCK
>DESERVED TO DIE
>>83566643
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/
i am the camera that lingers on chrysta bell
Okay so I didn't watch the old version just the Showtime reboot, who's this Bob character you keep talking about? Is that the one who owns the casino?
>>83570441
I would have streamed it if the actual episode wasn't going live in an hour. Shit was pretty good.
>>83571533
very funny
One hour to go.
Lets see your hands /tpg/
>>83571533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrE9PHsbCXA
Bob is one of Lynch's (former) friends.
SARAH
LAURA
WHERE'S MY AXE
>>83571514
Please do it some more
>>83571720
HUNGRYYYYYYYYY
this one is dead so
NEW
>>83571935
>>83571935
>>83571935
naomi watts is not in that house with the red door until the owl arrives
seven more bumps and I am going to steal them all from the reeddiot OP
Reminder:
>Woody Allen, David Lynch and Martin Scorsese today added their names to a petition demanding the immediate release of Roman Polanski from detention in Zurich. The director was arrested on Saturday over a three-decade-old underage sex case
http://theguardian.com/film/2009/sep/29/roman-polanski-petition
Daily reminder that Naomi Watts=Junkie Girl= Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
why can lucy not understand cellphones but can handle a modern canon laser printer
>>83570769
to be fair the masked spirits in fwwm are clearly meant as a reference to Tengus, it's not 1:1 but the reference is there
>>83567514
He just wants to have a good time