Which card was the best?

I always thought Bryce had the superior card personally.

>>83559570
Luis had the best card.

Carruthers.

>>83559570
Bateman
Simplicity is key

>>83559570
Bateman's card is the most tasteful. The bone white with Silian Rail font is a modest yet inspired approach. It doesn't bash you over the head with information like other cards such as Van Patten's

>>83559570
I can't believe Bryce prefered Van Patten's card to Bateman's. How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful anyways?

>>83559570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

insta dubs

>>83559570
Paul Allen desu.

Bryces font on batemans card

Paul Allen's of course, look at that subtle, off-white colouring

Allen>Bateman>Bryce>Van Patten

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Dubs say Carruthers was best.

aquisitions

Can we all agree that Van Patten's card is objectively shit?

>>83559570
tim's looks the best imo

>>83559842
It even has a watermark

font: Bryce
layout: Allen
texture: Patten
color: Bateman

note: acquisition is spelt wrong so all the cards are shit

>>83559887
this

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>>83559977
>triple dubs
My god.

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>>83559570
Mine

>>83559802

YO WTFFFFF

>>83559977
nice, very impressive

>>83559649
lame

Definitely Paul's or Patrick's

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>>83559977
Impressive

>>83559570
Pau Allen's is the best one.

Bateman's is the worst one. I hate how the numbers are misaligned. Also that typeface fucks with my eyes, hard to read.

>>83559570
We can at least agree that Luis card was the worst?

>>83559977
Check em

>>83559570
Van Patten's is objectively superior. My digits don't lie.

>>83559570
Bateman, though Van Patten has the best layout.

They are all the same.

bryce>allen>powergap>bateman>van patten

Allen

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How is it that they are all vice president?

>>83560920
And they all have the same phone number!

>>83559570
TIME TO SETTLE THIS

http://www.strawpoll.me/13112918
http://www.strawpoll.me/13112918
http://www.strawpoll.me/13112918

Reservations at Dorsias?

>>83559570
Why are all the last names in all caps?

>>83560920
Their daddies are all on the board of directors. That's why they can fuck around all day and not get anything done and get away with it. Their positions are all just fluff.

>>83559570
Paul Allen wasn't real, right?

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>>83560290
also, no space between the ampersand and second Pierce

>>83561075
Add Luis to the poll.

>>83559771
>simplicity
look at his phone number, shits all over the page. paul allens the best

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>>83559977
Its very cool Bateman, but thats nothing

>>83559570
Bateman

>>83560920
>How can they all hold a title
wew lad

>>83559897
What a tacky homofaggot

>>83559570
We can all agree Bryce and Van Patten are pretentious faggots with that stucco texture bullshit.

>van patten eating shit in the poll

:(

>>83559649
it looks like a fucking credit card tbqh

>>83559649
too much texture

>>83559897

>gold lettering

yeah, no

That's bone.

>>83559570
1. Allen
2. Bateman
<<<Power Gap>>>
3. Van Patten
4. Bryce

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Paul Allen without a doubt

>>83559570
Just by looking at them and not knowing anything about the individuals, I'd say:

Bateman's looks like he's the newcomer. Just got the position. Given his inexperience, he's a suitable representative of the firm and on the up-and-up.

Bryce would seem to be "the worker" of the group. Not afraid to get his hands dirty when needed.

Allen is the sophisticated, classy one. The person you'd send if you wanted to promote an image of professionalism and style.

Van Patten is the kind of guy that's a mix of Allen and Bryce. Capable of rolling up his sleeves and getting into the nitty-gritty but also suave at the same time.

>>83560920
They were all waiting to be promoted to that position so they all made preparations.

>>83560219
wut, is that the leftovers guy

>>83555555

>>83559887
correct

>>83567135
that is a nice card, for real

>>83566985
Fabulous though