uhhh... you don't get to bring apostles

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they work for the one called Jesus... who calls himself the Son of God

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TELL ME ABOUT CHRIST

WHY DOES HE PERFORM THE MIRACLES

>>83559370
Jesus (saws) never called himself the Son of God. Paulianity=/=the teachings of Jesus, Son of Mary (allah's blessing upon them both)

good job posting the picture instead of a tweet this time

>>83559317
What show is this? Is it from the Pilate episode?

>>83559317
post of the day. gj op

nice dank meme
PRAISE KEK

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perhaps he's wondering why they would convict a man...

whose kingdom is not of this world

>>83559408

YOUR A BIG JEW

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HAVE YOU NO ANSWER? WHO ARE YOU?

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I am the one those on the side of truth listen to...

>>83559618
It doesn't matter what truth is. What matters is God's plan

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WHAT IS TRUTH?

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I FIND NO GUILT IN HIM!

SHOULD I RELEASE HIM OR BARABBAS?

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BARABBAS! BARABBAS!

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I FIND NO GUILT IN THIS MAN! WHAT CRIME HAS HE COMMITTED?

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CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM! HIS BLOOD IS ON US AND OUR CHILDREN!

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I WASH MY HANDS OF HIS BLOOD! IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!

ya didnt put a "jesus christ thats jason bourne" reference in there, 7/10 maymay points

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TAKE HIM AWAY!

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>>83559317
CHRIST?

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you know the rest

WE NEED FUNDING FOR AN ANIMATED FEATURE

Pontius Pilate did nothing wrong. He was an overworked regular guy who was just trying to do his job. He had a potential riot on his hands and handled the situation as best he could.

WAS GETTING CRUCIFIED PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>yes, it was God's plan all along

FIRST SINNER TO THROW THE STONE GETS PART OF MY SALVATION

great thread 5/7

>>83559468
always nice to see a BASED centipede browsing the 'chon. MAGA in KEK

>>83560464
perhaps he's wondering why you would crucify a man... before stabbing him in the side

If I nail you to that cross will you die?

>>83559537
>if I take the cross off would you die?

>it would be extremely sinful

>you're a holy guy

>for you

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>>83559317
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>>83560359
I don't get it

>>83560702
go to church

>>83560436
yes we know, the blood is on the hands of all jews for eternity

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>>83560602
it would be extremely painful..

>>83559317
best thread on /tv/ so far nice jop OP

>>83561045
You're a holy guy.

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>>83561045
For a Jew.

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>>83559317
>no charriot & wheatfield in the background

>>83560815
Maybe that's why I don't get it.
I don't follow religion.

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>>83561176
..for you!

Perhaps he's wondering why you would nail someone on the cross before stabbing him with a spear.