/trek/ - Star Trek General

>Captain found the whore holoprogram

>two active Trekthreads exist
>lol better make a retarded general
all anons below this line are cursed forever
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Would this have ruined seven years of work?

>>83557096
One of them is a bait thread

>>83557096
The existing threads are:

>1. People who don't like STD are racist
>2. Shatner sucks

Both are trolls, this is the actual Star Trek thread.

>>83557101
>all of star trek is a dream of aliens in star trek

wew

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>>83557101
Sisko was always a crazy nigger, he can have whatever dreams he likes.

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>its a "The entire universe takes time out of its day to torture O'Brien episode"

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What the actual fuck was her problem?

>>83557385
It always triggers me that Worf never had any flashbacks of his fucking wife

Glad Terry Farrell is broke now

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>>83557241
>MIIIIILLLLEESSS?!?!?! Have you seen my Breen Biting Bamboo?

>>83557241
I love these episodes. The one where he's put on trial by the Cardassians, where he's a replicant, where he's imprisoned mentally for twenty years. This Irish fucker suffers like a pro

>>83557469
Do you think the Klingons raped and slit the throats of her entire school class and that's why it was never mentioned again?

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>>83557621
Kai Wynn probably never de-fatwah'd her as revenge for them foiling her assassination plot so all the 2supersticious4me Bajorans never brought their kids back.

Do you think Kira was barren? She should have got preggers after all the hot Bajoran Loads she took through the series.

>>83557527
>This Irish fucker suffers like a pro
even his ancestors suffer

>coal miner relative forms union
>found in river with 30 bullets in him

>best funeral though

>>83557462
Yeah, fuck Terry for refusing to rim Ira while Ron jerks off in the corner.

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Daily reminder we were robbed of a seasons worth of content featuring Kai Winn and Dukat bitching at each other and having sex. Instead we had some shitty plot about Dukat being ruined by the writers of the show and doing more and more ridiculous bullshit.

Also the season 7 ending was probably the most disappointing thing ever.

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> Stewart, at his own insistence, performed the beginning torture scene naked on a closed set.

>>83557153
>People who don't like STD are racist
Nah it's more like why are retards complaining that trek features a lot of minorities when it always has.

>>83556931
Space dindus

>>83557995
I never understood how Dukat was fine with "cosmetic surgery" to remove his cardassian features

It'd be like humans cutting off their nose, ears, lips etc.

>>83558084
Please, they're obviously space jews

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>>83557385
Daily Reminder that everything is Rick Berman's fault.

>>83558047
kinky

>>83558101
I mean, we don't do it because there's no way of going back to your original looks. In Star Trek times, it's just like putting on make-up. You can just wipe it off and you'll look like yourself again. Pretty much the same with ST's cosmetic surgery, it seemed like an easy thing to do (remember when Kira was a Cardassian?).

>>83557995
>Also the season 7 ending was probably the most disappointing thing ever.
It's somehow still the second-best series finale in Star Trek history.

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>>83558047
>masochist

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Why didn't they have surveillance cameras on the Enterprise?

>>83558236
I actually won't argue with you there, TOS, ENT and VOY had either bad or meh endings. At least the first half of the final episode of DS9 was solid, the second half was shit. TNG still best finale.

>>83558221
> In Star Trek times, it's just like putting on make-up. You can just wipe it off and you'll look like yourself again. Pretty much the same with ST's cosmetic surgery, it seemed like an easy thing to do (remember when Kira was a Cardassian?).

Yes, but putting on a pair of vulcan ear-lobes or cranial ridges is different than physically removing part of you

Kira's nose ridges could've just been plastered over

The difference with dukat is he removed huge parts of his face

What are the odds on Discovery being kino despite everything we've already seen

>>83558448
Worf got facial surgery to look like one of those Renaissance-era aliens and obviously had parts of his face removed and then in the next episode he's back to normal, so I think it's a fairly simple thing.

>>83557995
>Also the season 7 ending was probably the most disappointing thing ever.

I wouldn't go that far, it was just so padded. All the Dukat/Wynn/Prophets stuff was unecessary, if they just removed that and ended the show with Admiral Ross' poem it would have been great.

>>83558577
If /tv/ can be wrong about Wonder Woman then /tv/ can be wrong about STD too.

>>83558284
Is "I haven't watch the show"posting a new meme? Because I don't believe there are as many new viewers as there are posts like this.

They do. See TNG: Encounter at Farpoint and TOS: The Menagerie.

>>83558776
uhhh what? Wonder Woman was fucking garbage

Just like every other fucking comic book movie

>>83558804
There are a ton of instances throughout the series where "oh good thing we have footage of this incident" would have changed the entire episode.

>>83558872
>>83558804
>>83558284
For the same reason that cellphones die or have no reception in movies - because otherwise there wouldn't be a story to tell

>>83558872
Like what?

>Tuvok knew where the cameras were, he's head of security

>>83558180
>Rick Berman
didn't it take him years to say the Enterprise finale was a insult?

>>83558965
>"What's going on down there Geordi?!"

>"Nigga, why don't you come see for yoself?"

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>tfw at some point in the future you will be posting in a Shatner's death thread

>>83559098
>he gets upset over the deaths of strangers

>>83559017
I don't recall this episode, and there's that one time they hooked into his visor to surveil a ship in distress.

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>>83559164
I may well be a stranger to him but he is no stranger to me.

>>83559098
He sucks

>>83557101
Thank fuck they didn't

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>>83559098
>Shatner will never say you town is rife with prostitutes on TV and cause massive butthurt

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>>83556931
>tfw troi got mind raped by the memory probe people

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Captain Ezri show when?

>>83556931
He starts wearing eye makeup

>It's a Warf gets cucked episode.

>>83558047
I always though he was a gay ever since I saw that episode of Frasier he was in but forgot it was magneto who was the gay one.

>>83559362
Not captain material.

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>>83559607
Why? She's got hundreds of years of knowledge and training. Are you saying she can't be a captain because she's cute?

>>83559648
>She's got hundreds of years of knowledge and training.
So did every other host, but they weren't captain material either.

She hasn't shown any interest in command, and she hasn't demonstrated any capability of being a commander.

>>83559648
By that logic all multi-century races should have 7star admirals.

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>>83560026
Only if they are adorable.

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>>83559648
Does she have hundreds of years of knowledge of how best to perform a throat fuck?

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>>83560404
Oh you better believe it.

>>83560404
Jadzia handled a big Klingon cock okay

>>83557995
The ending of the war was good, but the Sisko prophet ending was a mess.

>>83558101
People do these surgeries all the time in Star Trek. They're easily reversed.

>>83559362
>>83559648
Ezri is a joke of an officer.

I'd take a Captain Jadzia show.

>>83560568
Jadzia was an annoying arrogant smug whore and they should have killed her in season 1.

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If every deck of modern Starfleet ships are equipped with holoemitters, why don't they just program the ship to spawn entire squads of guys with phasers in case they get boarded?

>>83560588
>WE WUZ KLINGANZ

>>83560594
Jadzia was the second best character in the whole show. You're crazy, lad.

>>83560588
>ooga booga were da vulcan womenz at

>>83560679
Holy fucking bait, Batman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV9rI0kU3m8

>>83560588
We wuz klingz and shiiiieeeeez

>>83560588
I hope to god these are just "Ancient Kanginz"

>>83560588
At least the armor looks cool

Quick, describe Jadzia's personality.
I can tell you right away you can't. You'll only be describing Curzon (and several other previous hosts).

>>83561009
That's kind of the point of being a Trill. Nice try, bait boy.

>>83561009
I....
Fuck.
I can't.

>>83561138
I could talk for days about Ezri's personality though.

>>83561009
>Quick, describe Jadzia's personality.
Friendly, fun-loving, outgoing, playful, compassionate.

>You'll only be describing Curzon
From what we know of Curzon, he was a straight-up hedonist who could only live in the moment. Jadzia brought in the element of long-term planning. Curzon was on the move and would sleep with anything that moves, but Jadzia wanted stability in her life and solid long-term relationships that didn't just involve sex.

Refusing to fuck Bashir was an example of Jadzia growing beyond Curzon. Fucking Bashir is an example of Ezri regressing.

>>83561158
Since you keep insisting that Ezri should be a captain, then you never really understood Ezri's personality and you've been waifuing your own imaginary personality instead.

>>83561009
Prime fuckbait is a personality trait, right?

>DUKAT: Because they were blind, ignorant fools. If only they had cooperated with us, we could have turned their world into a paradise! From the moment we arrived on Bajor, it was clear that we were the superior race. But they couldn't accept that. They wanted to be treated as equals when they most certainly were not. Militarily, technologically, culturally, we were almost a century ahead of them in every way. We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us our role. And it would've been so much easier on everyone if the Bajorans had simply accepted their role. But no, day after day they clustered in their temples and PRAYED for deliverance, and night after night they planted BOMBS outside of our HOMES. Pride. Stubborn, unyielding pride. From the servant girl that cleaned my quarters, to the condemned man toiling in a labour camp, to the terrorist skulking through the hills of Dahkur Province. They all wore their pride like some twisted badge of honor.
>SISKO: And you hated them for it.
>DUKAT: Of course I hated them! I hated everything ABOUT them! Their superstitions and their cries for sympathy, their treachery and their lies, their smug superiority and their stiff necked obstinacy, their earrings and their BROKEN, WRINKLED NOSES.
>SISKO: You should have killed them all, hmm?
>DUKAT: Yes! Yes! That's right, isn't it? I knew it! I've always known it! I should have killed EVERY last one of them. I should have turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the GALAXY had never SEEN!! ...I should have killed them ALL.

So what did Dukat do wrong exactly?

>>83561325
he didn't genocide all the Bajoran men and take on the women and breeding slaves. but that's the only thing he did wrong.

>>83561354
as breeding slaves* but you got my point.

>>83556931
>space jew

Who cares?

>>83561325
>>83561354
>>83561389
So the only things he did wrong were:
>not killing them all
>fucking Kai Winn

Everything else he literally did right.

>>83559330
Yeah, because we all know that Star Trek is real, right?

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>>83561578
Dukat did nothing wrong aside from perhaps being too lenient with the Bajoran terrorists, and except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off, and then when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant and didn't abort, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the Prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised, and of course all the times when he cheated on his wife, and when he had to perform dishonest tricks on women (including Mama Major) to get them to sleep with him, and IMO when he tried to cheat in a game of kalevian montar with Odo.

But other than that, he did nothing wrong.

>>83560644
>Holopatterns easily dispersed by exposure to bullshit device
>Could be hacked by enemy
>Enemy holograms
>Vengeful 19th Century supervillians

>>83561610
Of course it isn't real, but "it was all a dream" and variations of that are the fucking stupidest plot developments in tv/movies

>>83561578
was anyone suprised he went after the only other regular Bajoran woman in the show? or is it more a case of fucking her brought about his downfall?

>tfw I liked Dukat/Winn plotline

>>83561645
Kek i love that this became a pasta

>>83557153
Actually, the people who are MAKING Discovery are the REAL racists.

Shatner does suck, tho. Fuck that jew.

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>>83561285
Go for it, granny chaser.

>>83561663
Even though that's the actual truth, huh?

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46 years old, still cute as fuck

>>83562391
Eww. Nasty.
I'll bet she smells funny, too.

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>>83562552
Maybe future universe Kes is more up your alley

>>83562391

Holy fuck she took care of herself. Rare to see a woman at that age still easily fuckable.

>>83562632
Women past child bearing age = old smelly hags.

>>83561325
Colonized. He didn't choose to colonize them, but colonizing an entire planet, country, whatever, is generally seen as pretty shitty nowadays.

>>83562613
That thing looks like a retarded man.

How did we go from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhoa7oWPPhk

to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsTEEruWAv8

???

>>83562833
>>83562632
I would love to see how overweight and ugly you two retards are, I bet it would be truly stomach turning.

>>83563453
Wow, this new music is shit.

I wish /tv/ was complaining about this instead of complaining about the race of an actress.

>>83563519
As for me, I was always a chad, and always will be. Eat your icy heart out, you smelly cunt.

>>83558236
It's because the next best is Endgame, and TOS didn't have a real finale.

We don't talk about Enterprise.

>>83558590
He has his nose ridges altered, and wore a hood that covered his cranial plate.

>>83563519

Wait, what? I said she was fuckable as in "I would hit that." Most women that age are showing their age in either weight or just too many kids etc.

>>83563453
I don't detect any difference.
They both suck pond water.

>>83558872
You mean like the one where Geordi spends the whole episode studying the holo-footage of a mission?

Or do you mean like the TOS one where the video recordings of Captain Pike's first mission are entered as evidence in a hearing?

Have you ever even seen a star track?

>>83556931
>Armin Shimerman initially appeared as Quark in "Emissary" with the prosthetic nose designed for Max Grodénchik's Rom, as his own nose was still being created. The prosthetic nose designed specially for Shimerman first appeared in "A Man Alone".

>>83563825
You can go fuck your own ass sir

>MUH DIVURCITY

>>83563923
They took a shit ton of publicity photos of Quark with the wrong nose too.

>>83563859
How about Datalore when the entire plot hinged on no one checking any security footage of Lore attacking Data

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Armus did nothing wrong

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>>83563962
First of all... I'm not gay, so my ass is pure.
Secondly... I can land as many of these as I care to, so there really is no need. (picrelated)

>>83564066
This episode wasn't as bad as people say it is.
It's worth it for Picard's speech at the end.
>You'll still be here. Forever! Alone! Immortal!
>RRRRRRREEEEEEEE
>I'm not taking you anywhere.
>RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>83557527
>This Irish fucker suffers like a pro
Such is the life of anyone with Irish blood. Reminder, the Luck of the Irish is anything but lucky.
Source: Quarter potato who only suffers a quarter of the universe's wrath.

>>83564144
There needs to be an Armus pepe

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>>83558069
>mfw dumbasses get upset over minorities in their communist space drama

>>83564047
If there was footage and nobody bothered to look, it would be far from the dumbest thing that happens in that script.

>>83564144
> Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is for these wonderful little speeches of yours.

>>83564487
>mfw normies say trek needs more diversity

>>83560588

I wouldn't give a shit if STD was set after DS9 but it's set before fucking TOS so why the fuck do the Klingons look so different?

A second retrovirus where they use specifically African DNA instead of just human DNA?

>>83564487
>1992
>DS9
>the producers didn't know from the very beginning that they wanted a black captain, in fact they had Siddig El Fadil Muhammed Mohamad Allah Akbar audition for Sisko at first

>2015
>STD
>the producers want the captain to be a stronk WoC

>>83564929
I hope they go with some " ancient exiled followers of Molor " Story.

>>83564947
The captain of STD is a white male. Move along, tourist.

>>83565055
Who will butt heads with the stronk bl*ck womyn first officer who don't need no man.

>>83556931
>I'm all ears, captain.

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>>83563923
That's really interesting, thanks for answering my question anon, I rarely get a definitive one for them

Have a tinfoil hourglass for your troubles, just don't be religious near it or you'll trip balls.