The Catcher in the Rye

Do you think her not being able to act would be a problem?

Is she literally the most gorgeous woman in the world? Never really cared for her because didn't watch HP but the way she carries herself is just so

>>83553770
Because the Salinger estate will most likely not give up the rights as to honour J. D. Salinger' request to not make one unless they needed the money.

>>83553770

The movie would be so fucking boring

shitty climax in the book would never work on film

also there have been two terrible semi-adaptations where kids try to look for JD Salinger that parallel Holden's journey in the book

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>>83553897
>When?
>Because

>>83553770
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>>83553770
>Holden Caulfield
>woman
Look I don't have a problem with changing a character's gender, but Holden being a man is central to the entire story.

>>83553770

what does it feel like when femma grabs and twists your balls?

>>83554533
Next you're going to tell me Roland being white is central to the Dark Tower series.

>>83553770
Is this the most overrated book ever written? Also holy shit Emma Watson is literally the most gorgeous woman that ever lived. Pounding her tight anus is the ultimate forbidden pleasure of the gods

>>83554533

but OP suggested casting Emma Watson. He would be perfect for the role.