>character draws a sword >*SHHHWING*

>anon makes a thread
>RIBBIT!

>Hot girl walks by
>"SHHHWING"

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>>83553584
>"you gotta see this"
>doesn't explain what "this" is

>character typing on computer/phone

>"bleep bloop braap bip blip"

>Car drives off suddenly
>Wheels screeching on gravel sound-effect

>>83554673
>girl bends over
>BRAAAAAP

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>lightning flashes

sound of thunder at the exact same time

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>>83553584
>character does x
>y happens

>>83553584
that does actually happen.

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>character draws a pepe
>*canned laughter*

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>Characters get in heated argument.
>Tea pot kettle increases pitch as argument gets more intense.

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>2 guys swinging swords at each other
>*KLING*
>*KLING*
>*KLING*
>*KLING*

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>>83555773
>Characters get in a heated argument
>Someone fires a gun into the air to get everyone to shut up

>>83555736
>pulls knife out of leather sheath

"SHHHWING"

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>character wildly swinging xbox controller around
>atari sound effects

>hey look! I sat in gum!
>character stretches his ballsack skin out

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>>83553584
>>83553695
>uses meme arrows
and quotation marks

>sweeping shot of big city skyline
>sirens

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>>83555898
this shit

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>character pulls out a gun on someone
>gun cocking sound

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>character throws a punch
>*WHOOOOSH*

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>>83553584
>Newfag starts thread

uses thumbnail

>prepare yourself to post CP on /tv/
>FREEZE!

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>characters have sex
>woman doesn't cry afterward

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>character is an alien from outer space
>speaks english with a british accent

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>>83555648
>Lightning flashes
>And old mother dies

>>83556443
>character is a dwarf
>speaks with a scottish accent

>>83555648
Cause for murder

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>>83556440
>characters have sex
>women doesn't need to squeeze out cum afterwards

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>cat is on the screen
>constant meowing

In Naruto swords make metal noises just when a character is moving one in his hand.

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>posts on /tv/

>>83556790
Came here to post this.

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>>83554673
>anon makes a movie cliche post
>it's actually a subtle brap post

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>>83555648
>lightning flashes
>sound of thunder a few seconds later
BRAVO
I
N
C
E

>>83555819
>>83555773
*shoots gun in the air*
al right that's enough

>>83553584
That's what it actually sounds like you mong

I mean, not to the cartoony levels of SHWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUNNG you sometimes get, but it does shriek a bit.

>>83557533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzbfuI0PMdA

>>83555648
you do know that actually happens you dumb frogposter

look outside for once in your life

>school band plays
>perfectly balanced & in tune

>magazine fed automatic weapon firing in full auto
>doesn't empty in 2 seconds

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>character comes across a big bulky henchman guy
>is able to defeat him due to his superior agility

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>character dies
>his consciousness and perspective of the world is forever gone
>character is banished to nonexistence forever

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>>83553584

>character pointing gun threatening to shoot unarmed character
>to emphasize he really means it he manually cocks the hammer
>gun is a glock

>>83553659
Dumb greenposter

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>character watches Interstellar, Avatar, The Other Guys, Kung Fu Panda and plays Skyrim and The Witcher 3 and enjoys all of them
>character watches these properties get shat on on 4chan and reddit
Hmm

>>83557680

Yer a fuckin' idiot

>>83558612
>character, no matter how good heaven is, will never be able to use his film cameras again

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>hopeless situation of impending doom
>characters start telling each other nostalgic stories
>suddenly a eureka moment

>>83558722

n-not on reddit!

>>83555963
What the fuck

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>character wears sword on back and pulls out very easily

STOP THIS SHIT IT'S UNREALISTIC,IT'S THE SHITTIEST FUCKING TROPE EVER AND IT'S FUCKING STUPID

>>83559609
Stop watching gay movies

>>83559609
hey manlet

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>character is trying to seduce a girl by singing a romantic song in public
>its "janies got a gun"

>>83559367
comfy af

>character starts his sentence
>camera cuts and he is now about 10 minutes away from where he was
>continues his sentence as if there was no gap

>>83557680
Are you retarded my man?

>semi truck passes/is about to wreck into someone
>HONK HONK
>HOOOOoooonk

>>83560848
Every fucking time

>car chase
>protagonist shoots 1 to 6 bullets: enemy car explodes
>protagonist's car receives +60 bullets: car doesn't explode

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>horse runs on grass or snow
>clop clop clop

>>83555692
>IMG_2666.jpg

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>character name is the same as the actors name

>character uses computer
>huge icons and letters
>cursors moves smoothly
>types fast

>>83555736
No it doesn't. It might if you grind your blade along your scabbard's throat, but you'll just be ruining your sword if you do that.
t.hanks swordfag

>>83555963
Sounds like my brother.
>Hey look, an Elephant!
>turns around with his pants pockets turned inside out with his cock hanging out of his fly
>*TRUMPETS*

>>83561170
bad guys need to quit buying pintos.