Why is no one talking about Life? this was the alien movie i

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>>83553221

Alien Covenant > Life

Life was, without hyperbole, one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life.

I'm sorry that you were born retarded anon.

>>83553221
That ending was pretty fucking tight.

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>>83553221
>Why are you in space
>Because of Syria
>ouh

i haven't watched it because the poster for some reason makes me think it's total shit from a scifi perspective

>>83553221
>alien is to intelligent for astronauts: the movie

>>83553221
/tv/ hates life

>>83553406
>life
the movie or the real one

>I wanted a movie where a bunch of inexcusably intensely stupid astronauts get are killed for intensely stupid reasons.

>>83553313
they should have cut the "plot twist"

>>83553492
thats Alien Covenant

>>83553578
its also OP movie.

Boring alien.
>invincible
>can survive in vacuum basically indefinitely
>immune to fire
>too fast for fire
>stronger than a grown man in infancy
>perfectly finds its way around the ship within first hours of its life
>every cell is muscle, brain and eyes

I was interested at first but then realized how stupidly boring a literally invincible alien is.

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>>83553313
>Cliché-ridden film ends in cliché

Gyllenhaal above Reynolds
Literally who above Gyllenhaal
Gyllenhaal above Literally who

REEEEEEEE

HOW HARD CAN IT BE

REEEEEEEE

>>83553741
agents/actors get really pissy when the order of the names isn't as contractually decided. idk why they care so much but they do and the people designing the poster aren't going to make it worse just so names line up.

>>83553741
names are left to right in billing order

faces are centered according to billing order

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>>83553269
Life > Alien Covenant