>tfw no waitress girlfriend ;_;

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>tfw this airs in my country in fucking august

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>>83546442
I'M DA DRIVER BABY!

Do you think she is wearing panty?

>>83546480
IM DA JOKAAAAAA BAIBEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>83546480
kek

>>83546442
Semen demen?

>>83546442
>>83546764
OH SHIT IT'S CINDERELLA
HNNNNNNNG

Why is she so underrated?

>>83546480
DO YEW WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE CARS?

>...I baby drive

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>>83546442
tfw you'll never dance with her

>>83546442
You don't want a waitress girlfriend, because waitresses are the most entitled bitches imaginable.
One time I went out for a few drinks with a girl I've been seeing for about a month. She was a waitress. I was paying for drinks as I go, and tipping a dollar each time. I pulled out my wallet and this bitch is going to reach in and pull out my cash and tip this barmaid a $5 bill for two bottled beers, then tell me I need to tip better.
Another girl I was living with was a waitress and some country club. She would get home from work with the nastiest attitude, as if she was working in the fucking salt mines all day.

>>83546892
>all waitresses are the most entitled bitches imaginable
>One time I had a bad experience with a girl who was embarrassed by me and another girl was stressed out after work

>>83546892
>bad experience with one waitress
>ALL WAITRESS ARE BITCHES

>>83547100
He clearly had a bad experience with 2, you illiterate fuck.

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>>83546442
>tfw I barely interact with waitresses because I think they'll interpret the slightest friendliness as a come on and will immediately feel threatened and repulsed.

How did I become such a sad thing?

>>83547169
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>83546831
My man Bezhouvkov married her though?

Not before she was fucked thoroughly by Anatole and André hah.