Pirates of the Caribbean

The ending was rushed shit. I expected Salazar and his men to die in an actual ship-to-ship battle (despite their ship being overpowered), not drown like pussies.
The "whoreologist" joke was one of the funnier scenes.

>>83546567
The movie is full of missed opportunities, Will being nothing but an excuse to start the quest for the Trident, the whole Carina/Barbossa relationship being rushed, Salazar's character being underdeveloped.

>The "whoreologist" joke was one of the funnier scenes
Nothing will top the guillotine though.

>>83546792
> Salazar's character being underdeveloped.
I think LE SBARRO was good enough development

>>83546232
>hello beautiful

>>83547720
Better than Blackbeard I guess.

>>83546792
I liked the "cold" joke when Jack is holding the mini-pearl.

>>83548627
>Jack is holding the mini-pearl
Cute shit.

What was the point of the compass? Him giving it away divided the heavens but they never explained that, or I wasn't paying attention.

>>83548662
The compass disliked being traded for beer, so it punished Jack by releasing the ghosts.

Considering how many people died, the compass is kind of a dick.

>>83546232
I liked Salazar's use of his sword and cane as crutches.

>>83548662
Asspull magic. Also shitty retcon is shitty. The whole flashback sequence was literlaly the writers admitting that they had no idea what they were doing and didn't begni to care either.

>>83548723
That was neat but why would he even do that in the first place? Guy looked fine when he was taking out all those pirate ships with his thick plot armor until Jack stripped him of all of it.

>>83548740
i think there was too much supernatural shit in this one. they should stick to one or two phenomena in a movie. this one was completely full of ghost witch mcguffin shit. like the random metal colossus that jumps off salazar's ship.

>>83548800
Didn't trigger me as hard as AWE and OST to be honest.

>>83546792
>The movie is full of missed opportunities

The Queen Anne's Revenge is sorely missed.