What are the best movies about food?

>the worst kind of french fries
>dc shoes

Git out

File: bitebitebitebite.jpg (57KB, 650x488px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 650x488px

>>83545693
the only people I've ever seen wear DC out of 1997 era were actually hand to got retarded people.

OP here ya go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdkvpopu0kY

>>83545693
>>the worst kind of french fries
neck yourself you autistic cunt, faggot string bean fries are fucking disgusting

>>83545693
Thick cut fries are the best you absolute asshole

>>83545693
>not the shitty "breakfast beans"
>popcorn for breakfast
>the toast sandwich

Fucking Europe

>>83545822
O B S E S S E D

>>83545662
Ravenous

>>83545662
Fast food nation

File: When_The_Salmonella_Kicks_In.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>83546167
>mfw

>>83545662

What are those black disks?

File: 84911a35338146fda0e0cb8951c50614.jpg (51KB, 470x352px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 470x352px

>>83545662
There is only one

>>83546223
Well what the fuck is it?

>>83546207
Pig blood

>>83545693
>Fries
Blind cunt.

File: 1363304826761.jpg (55KB, 332x500px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 332x500px

>>83546523
Tampopo?

>>83546223
man woman eat drink?

>>83547235
i meant eat drink man woman
my goodness, how embarrassing

>>83545662
>live in Canada
>can't experience authentic British cuisine

What's the point

>>83546876
haram

>>83546195
My father cooks like him.
I think this shit happens when your ego gets in the way of following simple instructions.

File: Chef_2014.jpg (42KB, 300x444px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 300x444px

>>83545662
HOL UP

>>83546207
Not a britcuck, but I think its blood sausage.

>>83546167
Why is than pan alreads full of cold congealed grease?
Is that raw ground beef laid in a pile straight from the package?
Does he think you just sprinkle breadcumbs on to?
Why does this guy think he should be the one showing people how to cook?
Why does everything he does feel like it gives me a strike?

File: 1229317_orig.png (218KB, 500x275px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 500x275px

Jurassic Park

>>83545785
>>83545818
lol look at these wieners with terrible taste in "chips"

>>83546532
>>83546167

That's not based Jack, who is that?

File: file.png (977KB, 770x1080px) Image search: [Google]

977KB, 770x1080px

>>83548112

>implying i'm british

potato wedges are the GOAT, btw

>>83546044
And The 13th Warrior

>>83548184
Kino: Potato wedges
Film: Steak cut, curly, waffle, french fries
Movie: Home fries
Reddit: sweet potato fries
Like most normal people I've never had shoestring fries

>>83545693
Yeah, those and crinkle cut fries are the worst. Only plebs, children, and man-children like them.

>>83548148
looks like kay

File: 250px-Trip_poster[1].jpg (20KB, 250x371px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 250x371px

>>83545662
The Trip

Shitty sausages, shitty black pudding, shitty hash browns. You're better off just cooking that stuff yourself.

>>83546167
>>83547898
Wait that's ground beef? I thought it was maggots

>>83545662
I assume thats not actually popcorn in the box right? I mean popcorn and chips for breakfast?

Take away the popcorn, chips, the powerade, and thats an ok breakfast for two. I mean those sausages look quite nice but
the bacon looks a little dry.

>>83548484
it's popcorn chicken

>>83548532
Ah fair enough, still weird for breakfast. Would devour those sausages and mushrooms in 30 seconds.

>>83548112
>weiners
Don't you burgerblobs use that term for hotdogs?

>>83548148
KAYS GOOD COOKING

You will regret it.

File: 43643628.jpg (31KB, 370x284px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 370x284px

>>83548367

File: IMG-20170603-WA0004.jpg (52KB, 552x714px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 552x714px

Netflix and food kino

>>83548891

>joy
>joy
>joy

Looks like you've got a basic bitch there, anon.

>>83545662
>What are the best movies about food?
Harold and Kummar go to White Castle.

Can someone please post that "food porn/food kino" webm with good cooking montages spliced with Jack's stuff?

>>83548184

>American fries

vs pomme frittes

Americans talking about food is like a donkey talking about calculus.

>>83549266
Spoken like a true ignorant european

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9m6FoSw4jE

tampopo featuring young ken watanabe

>>83548891
>using straws with a bottle
kill you're selves

>>83545662

This is why englishmen look like shit and start balding at 16.

File: leeiscoolsleeptime.png (410KB, 760x385px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 760x385px

>>83548333
>>83548746

>tfw Kay's son has a Youtube channel
>he just lounges around all day

How can one man be so based

>>83545662
Bro, that's way too much food.

Stop it.

>>83545693
they're not french fries, they're chips you absolute mug cunt

>>83549961
you need that when you're gonna go out and build a barn or two

>>83549991
They're Freedom Fries you fucking bong.

>>83546806
Tell me what movie and I'm going to watch right away

>>83548891
I hope you're a gay couple.

File: 1471754628048.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

I usually like to have a nice piece of cake whilst kino viewing.

>>83545822
>Europe
That's either an american, or a retarded brit.

>>83545662
jesus christ

do americans really eat this?

>>83550528

No, that's a bong breakfast. The whole munchie box thing hasn't really caught on here yet.

>>83550528
Yes, we often partake in full english breakfasts.

>>83550528
i think that's an english breakfast family

>>83550512
I may need to watch this video.

File: 1471752699910.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>he doesn't barbecue while observing his kinos

>>83547639
>>83546195
I seriously don't get it. I'm a shit cook. I mean, I'm just not good at cooking. But whenever I try something new and I fail, I always overcokk it. I never undercook it. Seriously, how the hell does that happen? I'd think every person on earth (at least the civilized part of it) who doesn't really know how to cook would tend to overcook things, you know, because we all know that while overcooked food tastes bad, it's at least better than getting salmonella or E-coli.

>>83545822
Baked beans are great, m8.
It's popcorn chicken, m8.
It's just toast stacked for easy travel, m8.

And the toast sandwich was a competition to make the cheapest sandwich possible, you muppet.

>>83550694
i fucking hate jackposting

>>83550750

It's just his schtick

File: 1391912136089.gif (799KB, 200x189px) Image search: [Google]

799KB, 200x189px

>>83545662
>American food

>>83548184
Curly Fries = Home Fries > Waffle Fries > (fresh and properly salted) French Fries > Chili Cheese Fries > Potato Wedges > Steak Cut Fries > Crinkle Cut Fries > Sweet Potato Fries > Shoestring Fries

>>83545693
What's wrong with DC's?

>>83549710
Post more doggos! Fuck cats!

File: tampopo.jpg (21KB, 704x400px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 704x400px

>>83545662
Tampopo is objectively the best movie about food ever made.

File: Misfits.gif (925KB, 212x176px) Image search: [Google]

925KB, 212x176px

>>83546532
What the absolute fuck?

>>83546920
this and
>>83546223
this

>>83545662
I want some blood sausages now. I don't really see em at HEB in texas

>>83551281
HEB is GOAT, you can fuck off with your shit sausage. Not part of Texas culture.

>>83551017
>blood sausage
>>>>>>>>>american
literally retarded there m8

>>83552188
>I have an infantile palate
I hate being American sometimes

>>83550694
>just letting that huge fire burn and char everything it touches

Ugh

God damn Scots and their munchie boxes.

YOU ALL DIE AT 40! SORT YOURSELVES OUT!

File: 1479705633635.png (443KB, 960x948px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 960x948px

>tfw wish i could just pig out and eat junk food with zero repercussions
>lost 120lbs and like being skinnyfat more than being morbidly obese
Fuck.

File: 18812878_1929757357242370_3091212306529386496_n.jpg (247KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1080x1080px

is this the epitome of comfy?

>>83552430
Is that rabbit poopies.

File: 18812222_155153168358582_430542158999584768_n.jpg (68KB, 1080x810px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 1080x810px

muh cat requests kino
s-say no more my friend.

>>83552430
what's with the filter?

>>83545662
>living on heroin and munchy boxes

What the fuck is wrong with Scots? British bullying?

File: 1490371111672.png (194KB, 591x462px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 591x462px

>>83552427
I eat chips and fastfood garbage twice a week but am still skinny. Beer maybe once a month.

As long as you stay away from coke and other carbonated sugarwater shit you can maintain your DYELness m8.

>>83552304
No, I have lots of tastes. Uncooked meat is not one of them.

>>83552474
>being fat
disgusting

Ratatouille desu.

>>83548891
>drinking milk through a goddamn straw when you're eating a cookie

What fresh hell is this?

>>83545693
>french fries
>Ameribraps

File: 1453527144246.gif (481KB, 400x224px) Image search: [Google]

481KB, 400x224px

>>83552937

File: 1485576112251.webm (3MB, 600x325px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 600x325px

>>83545662

>>83552937
>no salad

Inferior kebab pizza.

>>83550528
OBSESSED

>>83552188
>Sausage
>Not part of texas culture
Elgin, motherfucker.

File: BEANS.webm (3MB, 456x574px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 456x574px

Prefiero una ensalada de nacho mientras viendo kinography

>>83552427
Its all about moderation. I keep a decent diet, and exercise, but whats the point if you can't indulge in some preemptive diarrhea from time to time.

>>83545662
>2017
>wears dc shoes
The new meme shoes are stan smiths and common projects

>>83546207
Black pudding.
Having more than one with your breakfast is a guaranteed heart attack.

>>83552937
>Red Bull Cola
>not Pepsi 1893

Fucking pleb

File: grandeb.jpg (243KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 850x1200px

>>83545662
this is the best one. Although I guess it's not really about food, it plays a very important part

>>83548891
your girlfriend seems to have an IQ in the double digits

File: 637.gif (284KB, 500x800px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 500x800px

>>83545693
>french fries
You made me very angry anon

File: za.jpg (247KB, 1254x688px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1254x688px

Not really a movie but this episode is brilliant in the way it deconstructs the haughty attitude of the so called """expert""" and brings him down to the level of a subjective child throwing a tantrum because the food doesn't match his personal tastes. There's literally nothing wrong with this pizza, just looking at it in motion makes my mouth water.

>>83548891
I can't imagine how fat both of you are.

>>83552430
>rabbit shit
>cup of what looks like milk
>2 uncomfortable looking pillows
>netflix
>watching films/shows on a tablet
No that's the opposite of comfy

>>83550694
This shit triggers me so hard.

>>83548891
there's really nothing wrong with this. /tv/ is just freaking out because it implies the person who took the picture actually has a gf

>>83548184
Waffle Fries are objectively the best fry. Largest surface area to volume ratio for maximum sauce retention.

>eating 2,000+ calories just for breakfast

lmao fucking americans

File: 51p4CP8dt6L.jpg (39KB, 396x500px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 396x500px

>>83547264
i was about to get anglee

>>83545662
>no egg

>>83553291
What this ???

>>83554772
>eating fries for the sauce

Kill yourself.

>>83545662
I legitimately feel sorry for British people and their horrid "cuisine"

>>83554945
>eating plain fries
eurocuck detected

>>83555004
You don't eat them plain, but you don't go after the ones that retain the most sauce, because then the sauce overbears the goddamn fry. There's a gentle balancing effect in the fry to sauce ratio, just like there is with any food.