american gods

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>>83544677

>new episode rip out

what?

where? I want to watch it now

pls respond

can someone post the sexy scenes of emily from that episode in webms?

>>83544717
the well known bay. not the best quality but it werks for me.

When does this air exactly?

>>83544765
later tonight, but starz puts it up online at midnight

>>83544765
Sunday nights but it's released on their online service early.

>>83544758
from what episode is that scene?

>>83544896

Episode 3 or 4 I think.

>it's a gay for djinn teams up with the dead whore wife and the leprecunt episode

>>83544949
>womanlet
Dropped

>>83544677
Wasn't this episode supposed to have Vulcan be in Birmingham where the giant Vulcan statue is? But now it is Virginia. Did they change it or report it wrong?

>>83544949
>>83544926
>>83544758
those are old, any new webms of emly from episode 6?

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>>83544926
>that antagonizing
>that manhandling
>that pronebone with him completely ravaging her

this scene was made for me

>>83544949

Jesus Christ, that is disappointing. That ass is so goddamn pale and flabby. I guess the Irish would like it.

Why does /tv/ rarely discuss American Gods?

I only see the occasional one thread everytime it airs.

Is the show doing good for it to be renewed?

>>83545972
it got a season 2.
and i find the later threads to just be the usual suspects shitting on the show. they'll still watch even if they hate it.

>>83545065
You're an asshole dead wife!

Thoughts on the newest episode?

It was fun.

>>83546921
reminder that there are only 2 episodes left in the season

>>83547278
so nothing really happened?

>>83546921
I thought the last scene with the sword looked a bit weird. I guess Ian McShane is too old to do a good sword swing. Otherwise it was a fun little episode.

>>83544677
720 or nothing I'll wait a few hours

>>83545972
it triggered some faggots and now threads are lots of shit posting, it'll die down

>>83545972

It's my favorite new show

10/10 would cum fire again

>>83544677
Hype, thx op

>>83547359
Yep, sure sounds like it.

>>83544677
are you that faggot again from black sails threads , spoiling episodes on very early shit quality rips?

why not webms and screenshots from today's episode? nothing good?

>>83548155
There's no rip, the one on tpb looks fake but I'm not gonna download to check.

>>83548231
agreed, wouldn't watch it in low quality anyway

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>>83547406
this.

these early shit quality viewers/spoiler fags are like the FIRST! commenter faggots on yt/fb/etc


what the fuck is up with these captchas? before it gave a "MOSQUE" captcha at the london terror /pol/ thread

>>83548464
yea wtf is with captcha today, its asking me for bridges, no fucking bridges and no skip,
tfw I should've stuck with classic captchas

>>83548231
it's real just crappy rip' couldn't wait.
>>83548130
no, it's already up on starz demand

>>83548640
thanks for taking one for the team

Kek'd hard at mexican jesus getting stimata'd. Mad Sweeney also had some killer lines this one. It's honestly surprising that he got away with some of them, particularly the one about Muslim fags getting thrown off buildings.

Meh episode on the whole, but the show itself is still really fun to watch. Glad that it's been renewed.

any review of nudity in that episode?

>>83548915
no nudity sry

is the TPB torrent good enough?

Is she the one who died with a dudes dick in her mouth?

>>83549417
no

>>83549417
720 torrent available on RARBG now.

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>that last Vulcan x Odin scene
>Mad Cunty being a cunt to every living being he can
>Dead Whore getting BTFO
>Gay Muslim wants more Jinn cock

>>83549461
THANK YOU FAMM

>>83545972
desu it's slow as fuck.
Shit only finally started happening on episode 5.
I mean holy shit 4 was just this big story dump about Shadow and Laura's past when I'm pretty sure most people just want some more god action

>>83549669
lol, everyones reacting to the show the same way you react first time reading it, this is really entertaining, thanks gayman

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 1080 RIP

>>83549811
Are they gonna do not Fargo this season? That shit was fucking boring.

>>83549949
no next season enjoy its the best part kid, read it again everyone has the exact same reaction first time round, its bizarre

>>83549980
Doubtful. Any word on the cast?

Show was great until bitch wife came back from the dead.

>>83550013
no idea, but snow town next season, really its the best part its comfy af, once people get over wanting 'godbattles' I'm sure they'll appreciate it more, like I said its going down almost exactly like the book really funny desu

>>83550038
So... 40 minutes in?

why have names on the credits if they barely show up? thinking crispin mostly, but tech. boy hasn't been on long enough.

>>83550083
Crispin is great tho.

>New World Gods
>Shadow, we all just want to be ~friends~
>We are not your enemies!
>meanwhile leave an entire office full or brutally murdered innocent lawmen
Sasuga New World

>>83550299
want more if they will keep teasing me with his name in the credits.
also where did i say he wasn't?

1080p torrent is up

>>83550335
I was agreeing with you anon. I want more Crispin but I get why they'd want to keep him in the shadows.

good shit so far, mad sweneey has the best lines, and they finally got to odins charms

>>83551177
when?

>>83551177
Jews are white people, so it's ok.

>>83544677
Who else here thinks the soundtrack is on point.

>>83544758
I honestly thought they were fucking with me when she is just getting railed, uninterested and day dreaming about inhaling bug spray.

>it's a the entire show is a roadtrip episode
I'm okay with this. If only Fuller could be a little less heavyhanded with the politics.

>>83551517
the entire show should be a road trip

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>>83551274

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Is Mr. World in the new episode?

Crispin is absolutely based.

>>83551574
haven't finished the ep but unless something happens ep6 again, when?

>>83551662
You're trying too hard.

>>83551177
It actually is very anti-sjw but I think it gets caught in poe's law. But look at it like this.

>Shadow gets cucked by not just a white guy but Dane Cook the epitome of douche ciss white guy
>Digital boy is the hyper millennial, a group known for over zealous liberalism
>Gay sex results in loss of life
>Anansi uses the treatment of black people in america to make them sacrifice them for his own greedy nature
>The assholes are the one making things about race

The real point is we are all assholes to each other its in out very nature and in the gods we make. Every race at one point acts shitty.

>>83551695
ok, so nothing then? you haven't actually watched anything have you?

What if you just read the novel instead and when you feel like it watch some hardcore porn instead of some shitty mix of the two?

So far, we have had whites shooting poor refugees and killing mexican jesus and today vulcan being a racist and getting killed for it.
It is really heavy handed on what it is pushing.

>>83544677
>Hyped as fuck
>Almost 90% positive scores
>It's just race mixing and cringe
Dropped.

>>83551784
Listen faggot, the episode starts of with le evil white pipo. Pay attention, or stop posting. Choice is yours, sweetie.

>>83551822
yea ok this is what I was looking for here >>83551662 that was fucking stupid, i'm not american so I didn't really care it was just another god story, but yea if your thinking thats a representation for real life fair enough I'd be annoyed too I mean they shot Jesus

>>83551920
see >>83551920 kiddo
your weird internal problems are just that internal, no one outside your country gives a fuck about some shitskins and stopping them or w/e the fuck was going on, sandniggers aren't swimming over river where I am

>>83544958

Sounds fucking awesome man

>>83551988
Show is called American Gods. And you told the anon to reference his own post? Are you retarded?

>>83544958
Has their been any backlash about the stuff mad sweeny's saying ?

It's hilarious, but i can't help but imagine SJW'S getting mad.

>>83552067
no I didn't realize a bunch of shitskins crossing your border was such a sore spot, sorry Burger sometimes life just doesn't give a fuck about you

>>83552067
>>83552156
damn my bad >>83551988 meant for >>83551881

>>83552156
You think that's what's over the top about that scene? Not shooting them along with Jesus? LOL you're retarded.

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>>83552146

No, read the thread. Only /pol/flakes get mad.

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>>83552206

>Amica God

Wdtmbt?

>>83552193
no it was totally over the top, but its fantasy so I didn't think much of it, a bunch of jeeps showing up to blow the fuck out of them, it was fantasy

>>83552267
So stop arguing with other people who also noticed, sperg.

>>83552305
i'm not I asked what the problem was and all I got were b8 memes, now I understand all you burgers freaked the fuck out at the latest godstory, ok

>>83552392
>making up fantasies about Americans

Are you Neil Gayman?

>>83552419
no i'm not gay

So what exactly did that curse do? Fuck up the ammunition?

>>83552528
Fucked up all the ammunition, which in turn will cause people to lose faith in vulcans guns and by extension himself.

So he simultaneously killed him and prevented his resurrection.

>>83552193
Mexican Jesus has somany believers that he's going to be reborn in a matter of hours, also, he's doing exactly what he's supposed to do in the lore - sacrificing himself among the weak-

>>83552592
In the book, the curse makes the bullets go off target and strike babies and children, causing guns to be banned completely. Same result, though, as far as Vulcan is concerned.

>>83552673
So?

haha fucking Aztec jesus. my god I was ranting the other day about the stupidity of the more than one of the same jesus, this encapsulates it. it's so fucking retarded!!! Neil Gaiman is a fucking hack, no doubt about it.


hahha how in the fuck would the redneck jesus and the mexican jesus would be any different? What a shitty author

>>83552748
Because Rednecks believe in a Jesus that would hate criminals and that look white as fuck and Mexican believe in a brown Jesus that forgives everyfuckingone?

>>83552838
[citation needed]

>>83552848
There was a lot of nipple protruding this episode. Best show.

>>83552920
Exactly my point.

>>83552869
The source is every fucking mexican cartel being a huge fan of Jesus and Mary, you retarded cunt.

>>83552748
>being this mad at a fictional show about gods fighting eachtother
They literally explained the jesus thing in episode 4 or whatever.

>>83552969
[citation still needed]

>>83553036
Who's mad, sweetie?

>>83553184
you, sweetie

One of the few shows with interracial necrophilia, and gay towelheads

why is Ian mcshane so based?

>>83553254
It's adorable when you project

>>83553285
same sweetie

man this episode was heavy on anti western pro muslim shit

>>83552838
>Mexicans believe in a brown Jesus that gives free welfare to everyone
fixed

>>83553857
Guns are bad, m'kay. Even though there is no black/hispanic god of gang violence around that would be bathing in the blood due to all the minority gang murders.
Nah, let's complain about white people, even though their homicide rate is of a typical Western country.

Show is turning to absolute SJW garbage

>Illegals getting mowed down by whitey
>Mexican Jesus
>DUDE WHITE AMERICA LMAO
>Leprechaun, dead woif and paki fuccboi go on a quippy road trip LMAO!

Literally all OC. Garbage.

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>>83553305
>>83553285
Man, I go diamonds when people angrily call each other endearments.
Keep going you two.

>>83554725
Its not sweet/vicious tier

and what's wrong with whitey killing illegals?

>>83554725
How do you manage to go about your day w/o constantly getting triggered by SJWs?

>>83554803
Why do leftists project so much?

>>83554803
This is the only TV show I watch.

>>83554859
No. I don't care at all what someone believes. Why are you projecting?

>>83554165

I'm thinking the whole Vulcan re-branding is more targeted at the NRA. It's only racial in so much as class and race issues are such a weaved-together mess in the US.

We've seen one god of death and evil actually - czernobog - which I think is serve to illustrate the contrast. Death as craftsmanship vs death as an industry.

Craftsmanship vs industrialisation being at the core of the US ethos of assimilation when you're down to it. I'm reminded of some Alexis de Tocqueville comparison of Europe and US; or even even more of Bourdieu comparing the US underworld with the French pègre or original Italian Mafia.

>>83554884
Maybe he's annoyed that a good book has been "adapted" into agenda pushing schlock. Maybe we want entertainment, not politicking. Question is, why would YOU want your opinions handed to you by a television show?

>>83554884
>dude I disagree with your opinion, so you are triggered haha
>nah I don't care what you believe, lol
ok

>>83554954
American Gods is a shite book.

Are the books good

>>83554954
Politics is in everything; get over it babby.

>pronoun game: the show

too slow. too pretentious. im out.

>>83555253
'no'

>>83551874
It's really just an OK show, nothing spectacular

>>83552684
Vulcan didn't even appear in the book. What are you talking about?

>>83555578
>go off target and strike babies and children
You didn't see the obvious troll b8 m8?

>Did you have a genie in your bottle

>>83555793
lmao a gay joke no but seriously i hope that fucking white male gets brutally murdered by laura for his disgusting bigotry and homophobia xx

>Fuck those assholes
Wow, so edgy. If it wasn't for the leprechaun I would skip those scenes.

>>83544677
Vulcan > Mexican Jesus

>>83555931
no, kys faggot

What is Odin's problem
Most of the old gods are massive cunts that thrive in fear and human sacrifice
While the new gods might not give at least they also don't demand you fucking kill yourself for them
And even then Mr World still wants to give these forgotten antiquaries a place in the world

>>83544758
those head wrinkles
>fucking-disgusting.jpeg

>>83556599
Odin wants to be top dog above both the old and new.

>>83556599
The new gods don't care about the humans, the old gods do, at least most of them. The new gods want to have the humans praising them 24/7 and that's it, like Odin said, at least the old ones give something back.

Also, Odin wants to be the ruler of gods, not a simple peon.

>>83544958
Too bad leprecunt will most likely die in the next ep.

Does the predagina return this ep?

>>83556924
In the book he didn't die till Shadow made it to Cairo. We might have more Mad Sweeney yet to come next season.

>>83557105
no

>/pol/tards see polshit everywhere and literally triggered 24/7
Poor souls

>>83557105
>yfw a chicks cunt is so loose, it holds an entire universe.

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>>83557250

I would feel worse for them if they didn't ruin every thread and if the mods weren't on their side.

>>83555931
>Irish
>played by a Jew
>white

>>83557250
Based /pol/ working the cucks

>>83552528
>>83552592
I was expecting that they us the ending of Arrival in America after cursing a bullets, like weapons of fucking white males starting jam and explode or some shit.

>>83556282
me too

>>83544926
Her saying she enjoys anal really brings a new light to this scene.

>>83554954
Maybe read the fucking book first? You can't complain when half of that shit is in the book too you fucking autist

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>>83558738
what if he is complaining about the other half

>>83558738
Um, sorry sweetie, this is Television and Film, not Books. So get over it, maybe?

nick sobotka is stealing every scene he's in, love the way he spits deadwife at her.

>>83544949
wait. I read the book a while ago

i can't remember her cheating on him

>>83559460

How do you think she died anon?

>>83559512
I thought wednesday killed her...
to get shadow into the whole war and whatnot

>>83559460
it's exactly the same in the book, she died in a car crash sucking dick.

>>83559563
Anon you might've read the book with your ass, try the eyes next time

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Did the God of the woods sacrifice his woods to become Mr Stone Mr Wood & Mr Town all together becoming Mr Industry

>>83559735
Sounds like it. It seems the Spooks are fallen old gods

>>83559735
>>83559774
>that quality
just don't anon

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>>83559735
This show is already better than the book it givng you more we never knew wtf was going on with laura or Mad Sweeney everything other than the origin stories was from shadow POV

>>83554725
Stop crying about it
If you get so easily triggered go back to your safe space

>>83551517
Since they are adapting the book, they have to follow the plot. At some point though, Shadow will stay at a town for a while. Some adventures will ensue there and then.

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>>83558197
t. Ibrahim bin Irem

>>83548980
Not even male? Not even a brief glimpse of Shadow Moon ass crack?

>>83549454
Dane Cook's cock to be precise.

>>83559963
This show is ridiculously blatant about the ideas it tries to push. Not being in any way a part of a modern american culture, i find it really painful to watch. The book have handled it better to a degree, and i had fun reading it.

>>83560183
Then don't watch it

>>83554725
Where's your sense of fun?

>>83554725
What is the problem with Mexican Jesus? It's a follow up and completely in-line with the mythology of the show.

I hope black jesus is the one from the as show

>>83561134

Tell it to your wife's bull

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>>83561392

>>83561531
Some of you faggots might as well be bots with how one note your mindset is.

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>>83561793

>>83556599

Odin doesn't give a fuck about the old gods or people, he just wants war and death cos those are his things and he thrives on them and mr world is Loki, and is working with Odin because he feeds on chaos and clusterfucks

Why is Mad Sweeney so based?

>>83551874
there are a lot of movies from ~1933 to 1945 you should enjoy

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>>83562488
We get it, ANTIFAg, everyone's a Nazi. Bravo, Hillary

>>83559844
>that pic
But where is Mr. Car, anon?

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>>83551319

>DUDE GUN OWNERS
>MORE LIKE NAZIS LMAO

The underlying messages in this show are so fucking cucked at times.

Deadwife was tolerable as a suicidal slut but since her first episode she has become an irredeemably annoying character between the smugquips and retardo strength. The less we see of her the better. This episode felt like another nosedive just like the muslim gay porno episode.

ENOUGH MEANDERING, MORE AESTHETICS

>>83560010
im pretty sure the town resolution will not happen after the big war. which means the town will probably be like 2-3 episodes.

>>83563937
think you misunderstood the episode completely

>>83562423
> Interesting. Can I still enjoy the show having known these spoilers? Any other interesting twist to anticipate?

>>83564473
Oops excuse the green text

>>83564473
hinzelmann is a god, the kids are in the trunk of the car

>>83564547
Is it still worth following?

I like the idea behind Vulcan and don't mind the addition, but it was very hamfisted

>>83564377
This is the unfortunate reality of post-/pol/ 4chan

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>>83563794

>>83551718
That's not true though
>Shadows GF immediately let's him home without even knowing him to "have a taste of his BBC"
>Gay sex is magical shit that makes your wish come true
>white bois are evil slavers

What was Wednesday telling to Shadow in that scene where he ripped the tree-thing out? My audio is shit and I can't make out what he's saying. I'm guessing he explained the tree from the previous ep?

>>83571505
Something about a tree man

>>83571505
>>83571870
Something about how there was once a god of the woods who saw society heading towards industrialization then sacrificed his trees and became something else

>>83571113
And deadwife also cucks him with the epitome of a fucking white male
Not to mention the fact she barely got turned on when having sex with BBC

>>83571113
>Shadows GF immediately let's him home without even knowing him to "have a taste of his BBC"
and she cucks him with a white chad
the show is redpilled and telling everyone how shit women are

>>83544677
Lemme guess, they had MAGA hats on with swastica armbands right? Chanting white power the whole time?

>>83552528

Notice how the dude's name isn't on the box in the last scene.

>>83554165
:literally only white people manufacture weapons.

>>83544677
I wonder what the jews mean by this show. Is this some self conscious revelation of the method? It's essentially about ideas fighting each other. The New Gods are literally the gods of technology, the media and Mr. World who is the god of globalism. They don't offer anything they don't offer meaning they are there merely to occupy the time of the masses and acquire power. vs the Old Gods lead by Odin (who is associated with Nordicism and white nationalism) as the ones who want to return to tradition, meaning and the transcendental who want to do away with the banal consumerism and hedonism that the New Gods represent. The New Gods are supposed to be all powerful and can easily crush Odin but they choose to try to co-opt and re-brand him instead (co-opt and rebrand traditionalism) the god of globalism and the New World Order Mr.World kinda admires traditionalism and wants to control it while the god of technology and transhumanism Technical Boy wants Odin and the Old gods eliminated asap while Odin is prepping for a apocalyptical battle that he knows the old gods might lose

>>83557367
What a horribly put together sentence

>>83573038
No, but the people in Vulcan's town had red armbands on and were all proud 2nd Amendment supporters.

>>83572883
She only "cucks" him because he was in prison and the whiteboi was all she had avalible, notice how she immediately cuts whitey out as soon as her black master returns. Also her best friend also wanted a taste of that BBC as soon as he became single.

>>83573038
>better they had maga armbands and performed pagan human sacrifices to the god of industry and craftsmanship.

>>83552848
>So a mick, a towelhead and a woman walks into a bar

>>83573228
It was never on the box, only the symbol was on the outer packaging and it's still on it after he dies. His name was on the actual individual ammo packages inside the box, but it's still there after he dies. Nothing changes.

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what did she mean by this

>>83573254
>might lose
You mean will 100% lose.
Shit doesn't even make sense. The most important members of the new gods are pretty much immortal.
You can't just "kill" Technical Boy, for example.
Even if you cut his head off like Odin did Vulcan, technology would still remain a vital part of society and people would still devote countless time and "worship" to it to the point a new god of tech would just show up.
And it's the same with media. You can't just suddenly stop having media or all the craze around it.
And desu Odin and the old gods are even worse. The whole bullshit about them giving people meaning? They demanded literal blood sacrifices and outright kill worshipers like Bilquis, all while living in their blessed and perfect paradises.
The new gods might not give but they sure as hell also don't demand shit.

>>83550083
to prevent meta spoilers

>Shadow meets Wednesday
>he knows more about Wednesday than he should
Shadow: ????
>Shadow is kidnapped by a robot mask and is transported to an expanding limo
Shadow: wats going on
>Shadow has a conversation with a series of TVs
Shadow: ???? lol huh?
>Shadow watches a woman pluck the moon from the night's sky and give it to him
Shadow: huh what's the deal w/ these people ??
>Shadow sees a man's face transform into an abstract voxel landscape while a woman levitates into the room and the walls turn into televisions and the woman blows a kiss which knocks a guys teeth out and a police detective directly tells Shadow that there's a lot more going on than she or Shadow realizes
Shadow: wow! how did that lady float what's happening
>Wednesday looks Shadow in the face and says "I am an incarnation of Odin, the Norse God of War, Death, Poetry, Wisdom, etc."
Shadow: "wat do u mean by that? what does all this mean?"

Shadow as Johnny-Come-Lately is getting tiresome.

>>83575170
>reads hundreds of books
>doesn't know who Wotan is

>>83575389
>Odin's name directly on the rocket
who r u???

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>>83575170
shadow's a fucking dunce

I really appreciate that this episode showed what the New Gods have to offer the old ones. When Crispen Glover offered to reboot Wednesday I wondered what they were talking about since it wasnt in the book, and I assumed he meant it in a belittling way like they would turn him into a corperate mascot, but seeing Vulcan's modernization give a better idea of the power they poses. And the Ded Woif saga continues to be funny as fuck.

7/10 episode.

>>83547488
dude when you think about it, that shit is spooky as fuck.

but yeah also 10/10 would cum fire again.

>>83571505
he was giving an origin for Mr. World, an old god of trees realized his days were numbered do he razed all his forests in preparation for globalization and became Mr. World

Do normies not realize Wednesday is Odin by now? I thought the rocket segment last episode would have made them realize...

>it's a hey zeus episode

Do Americans really gun down illegals like that or is there some sort of Jesus highlander "There can only be one" type of thing going down?

>>83577839
*Mr Wood
Mr World is Crispin

>>83578509
they were using the vulcan bullets, which leads me to believe they were on the New Gods side and were specifically targeting that group because mexican jesus was there. it looked like once they killed mexican jesus the shooting stopped.

>>83578390
i've been wanting to ask my brother who he thinks wednesday is, but I don't want to accidentally spoil it

>>83569576
>I seriously hope you gods don't do this.jpg

>>83569576
was it my imagination or did he look younger after this happened? it was probably just the lighting, but i thought his hair looked all black rather than salt and pepper, and his face seemed different too.

>the white gun-loving americans wear red arm bands and heil at each other as they pass
BRAVO FULLER

>>83578808
I could barely hear I assumed he was talking about Mr World, could have been Mr. Wood but who the fuck knows, the point is New Gods are either killing or converting the old gods

>>83579175
yea I hated it but I had to subtitle that part, its really was muffled, he says that was Mr Wood formerly the god of the forest, but he made a deal and 'gave his forests up' to become part of the new gods

>>83578390
i'm half retarded and even i know wednesday/wodensday so it wasn't that hard to put together

>>83578509
>This is what SJWs want you to believe
Literally never happened in the history of ever but ask any evergreen student and it happens at least twice an hour since white males came out of their caves

>>83579335
most casuals know fuck all about mythology or where we get the days of the week from

personally I think beating Odin's name into our brains with a bat last week should have been clue enough but I still know casuals who aren't sure yet/

>>83579409
not saying you're wrong, but in the SJW's defense, if they did do this, who the fuck would even know?

This episode was just pure progressive pandering down to the dont say the word "cunt" any more from Dead bitch

>>83579471
You must have missed all of the leprecunt's banter then

Great episode for being mostly OC.
Mad Sweeney's banter was great.

Was wondering how they were going to stretch the book into two seasons without it becoming really slow, really like that way they do it.

>>83580009
Crazy shenanigans of Salim, Sweeny & Laura could be a fun way to stretch the series at

>>83575170
>tfw read book and understand anglosaxon/norse germanic culture to integrate wll in US society
>tfw nigger from indiana that steals from casinos and only read books in prison gets chosen as Wotan's second hand man because he's just big and black.

tfw I would've been asking questions about gods on the plane when he's asking about faith and says wednesday is my day

How buttmad is the snowflake blogosphere overe Mexican Jesus getting rekt?

>>83580497
it wasn't black or muslim jesus so it's not causing trouble

>>83580497
They probably think it's so totally like, real and stuff, like The Handmaiden's Tale

>>83552146
>Has their been any backlash about the stuff mad sweeny's saying ?

They cut him in the show itself, whore tell him to stop saying cunt or she will beat him again.

>>83580452
Well desu Shadow is much more wiser person in the book.

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>Angry, disillusioned fuck-up giant leprechaun with mad banter
>Mussie questing for cock exploring an aspect of Islamic mythology rarely explored
>The focal character of the group is an asshole dead wife who hates everything for no reason beyond being a cunt and who comes back to life with super strength for no reason and uses her second chance to continue hating everything for no reason aside from the husband she cheated on because he glows now

Their segments are like a road trip movie with Christopher Walken and Morgan Freeman but all the screentime actually goes to Amy Schumer.

>>83552848
Why isn't this done in more shows?

>>83559774
clueless people shouldnt be allowed to make tv shows. if a person fell into liquid metal like that, there would be a big ol explosion from all the steam

>>83578991
underrated

>>83544677
Did anyone else notice that it says "am I a god"

>>83582401
No. Because it doesn't.

>>83552206
Why would they get mad? You just makin' shit up I suppose.

>>83582401
oh shit never looked at it like that

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>>83544677
>AMIA
>GOD

What did they mean by that?

>>83559735
Yeah, kinda sorta. I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. World has his own spooks that work for/worship him, but Mr. Wood is some old forest god who said fuck it and became the god of industrial logging, woodworking, etc. Might be the Green Man, which would be kinda funny and sad.

>>83580452
>because he's just big and black

That's not the reason, just keep watching.

>>83551874
Its a bunch of social bullshit, it lost me in the 5 minute dude ass pounding scene

I don't remember gun god or taxi driving being involved past his initial story of trading places. did they change things or am i just forgetting?

Is this show pretty good if I haven't read the Novels?

>>83584453
I've introduced it to a few friends and they've all gotten into it without ever even hearing of the book. It's worth giving a shot at least

>>83584453
I haven't read them and I like it.

>>83584177
>5 minute dude ass pounding scene
That was the pleb filter.

>>83584551
>>83584560
thanks guys I think i'll read the books first then.

Please tell me im not the only one that thinks this is some of the most pretentious shit ever made

>>83584703
How is it pretentious?

>>83554725
This is what happens when you spend all day on /pol/ and only think in terms of identity politics.

I didn't even notice or care about any of the shit you mentioned, I just watched the episode and enjoyed it, yet of course there's some /pol/tard that has to get triggered at anything that slightly pokes fun at him or his orange daddy, like the fucking snowflake faggot you are.

>>83584753
Fuck off about your /pol/tard bogey man you faggot cunt

>>83584703
Completely agree. It's basically Fuller jerking of on screen for 50 minutes.

He thinks this material is all so profound but it's clearly not. It's not even all that interesting

>>83584775
T-T-T-T-TRIGGERED

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>>83584775
How about you fuck off back to your echo chamber you underage fuck. Go be triggered elsewhere. All you Trumpkids were fucking toddlers when /tv/ was created, it was never your board and never will be, now get on back to your safe space.

t. actual oldfag.

>>83584703
Fully, wondering when I'm gonna drop.

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>>83584854
Cry harder you pathetic triggered little cunt

>>83584703
It's more sophomoric than pretentious, but I still enjoy it.

I'm fine with this show. Tonight I turned it off half way through. It's shit and I'm done.

>>83584979
>"I'm not triggered, YOU're triggered!"
>fights back tears

>>83573555
You cant kill tech.
But you can kill the tech god.
A different one arises.
You kill the point of view

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>>83584979
>I... I'm not trigg...trigggered... no u are triggered ; ;

Get back to T_D/pol/ kiddo.

>>83585064
Yep, you're clearly triggered you sad little faggot

>>83578842
Nah m8.
It was texas jesus killing his mexican self.
Texan jesus sold out, the rest were just pawns.

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>>83585105
no u

This show reminds me of Legion in that it has this mind bending reputation but everything that happens is boringly literal.

>>83581617
She has super strength because the coin is mad powerful.

>>83585124
Yep, definitely a triggered little faggot

>>83585137
Making metaphors literal is mindbending you dense fuck.
The new gods are all about reframing the way we see our mundane actions.

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>when you've only been dead for a week but your nipples have already carbonized into diamonds

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>>83585208

What happens to Laura in the book?

someone please ruin it for me.

>>83585222
Shame she won't last a hot summer.

>>83585241
Yep, you're definitely a triggered little faggot

>>83585252
turns into soup

I'm guessing that, for the show, Laura continues to decompose to the point that bones are popping out, but she keeps trying to win Shadow's heart. She realizes that she is indeed a cunt and mistreated Shadow, and sacrifices herself to save Shadow in some moment of glory. Then Shadow, the new God of Death, decides to deny Laura of her death, and through some legal loophole she gets brought back to life. Or some other god does that for him.

>>83585209
Once you accept the premise the show itself is pretty straightforward and boring.

>>83585300
>Yep, you're definitely a triggered little faggot
Yep, you're definitely a triggered little faggot

>>83585395
>Having to copy pasta a reply
Bwahahahahaha!!!

Yep, you're definitely a massively triggered little faggot.

This thread is worse than the show, which is some feat.

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Did they really need an entire episode dedicated to hardcore gay porn? Was it drawn out for the show or was it that excessive in the book too?

>>83585500
You mean the episode that had what was essentially a 2 minute scene that wasn't touched upon for the rest of the episode? Also, I doubt you've seen "hardcore" gay porn if you consider that shit hardcore.

I've read the books and think you should all know that this all goes nowhere.

Wednesday is the American incarnation of Odin. Mr World is Loki. It all ends in a gay little battle. It's Laura who kills Mr. World, in the gayest and most un satisfying way possible. Just imagine how bad that's going to look on screen. And it won't even happen this season.

Shadow Moon is Wednesday's son. That's his importance to this story

>>83585500
There's a spinoff trilogy series dedicated to it.

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>>83585500
>mfw I'm watching the show with my catholic mother
>full blown gay porno starts playing
>mother shakes her head in disappointment and walks away
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH A SHOW WITH MY MOM WHY DOES EVERY SHOW HAVE LITERAL FAGGOT SHIT IN IT NOW

>>83544677
If the main character had have been White this would have been worth watching but as people are being butchered in allah's name in London as a result of forced diversity like this it shouldn't be discussed here.

>>83585693
>find out AG is becoming a show
>loved the book
>forgot some of the details
>tell everyone I know to watch it
>guarantee that they'll love it
>gayfuck scene happens
>one by one my facebook friend count lessens

i will die alone because of Bryan Fuller

>>83585715
lol wat? fuck off kid

>>83585693
>>83585749
*inhales*

>>83585749
>>83585693
So what you're saying is
They still stuck around after the Bilquis stuff
But gay genies are too much?

>>83585574
Yeah, the show is actually making me dislike the book right now to some degree; it really changes the perspective of the book for me.

It's just a meandering story of a man's tour through America's impact on traditional mythology. I liked it because it was a well written and now I realize was an exceptionally dull journey. I have to admit that a lot of it was boring filler but I loved all of it.

I don't know whether I like that the show is adding more weight to the events going on in the world. In the books I was given the impression that no matter the results of the conflict at the end I think absolutely nothing would have changed for people. But the show is changing that, showing that the gods actually fuck with the lives of people in a very significant way and that the shift of power from one side to another will have ramifications for large groups of people. In the books, we are just given the impression the gods are responsible for the occasional death and such, but the show depicts them as being responsible for everyday wholesale slaughter.

I feel like the show is objectively going to be a better story than the book because it is so focused on the conflict and the sides. But I feel like the book is just better as a product - it's more focused on the world than the conflict and I like that more. I like that we spent fucking months at Lakeside.

I don't think they're going to end the show like the book. It's so unsatisfying that nobody would allow it to happen. It will be a dazzling conflict as they've changed so much already.

>>83585749
>using facebook

Maybe go out and find some real friends that don't judge you on such petty bullshit anon.

>>83583352
I love the fact that he felt the need to clarify this

>>83585984
>its just a meandering story
yes thats exactly what it is, if you somehow missed that first time reading then um maybe don't try reading anymore

Softcore sex scenes are one thing but did they really need to show the cab driver sucking his dick?

>>83586107
You write like a fucking child.

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>>83585693

my mom would probably watch me while the scene is playing to see how into it I am to discern if this is the reason I never bring a girl home.

>>83586282
same kid

Based Wednesday's speech on Liberty fucking WHEN

>>83550302
That was a gift for Wednesday.

>>83551589
Hopefully he'll have more to do on the show just like how Sweeney got an extended role in comparison to the book. So far all the New Gods were really enjoyable.

>>83585715
>in London
no one cares

>>83585574
>It all ends in a GAY little battle. It's Laura who kills Mr. World, in the GAYest and most un satisfying way possible
Do they shoot fire-cum into each others asses? Does dead wife force low-key to suck on faggot-jinn's cock so he can gargle fire-cum to death?

Because that would be soooo gay.

>>83586217
That's what gay acceptance gets ya muricuh. U mad yet?

>>83544677
Is there a more pozzed show than this one?

Music is very well done.

Show is just anti-white propaganda. I don't mean this in the /pol/-esque exaggeration sense, it literally is anti-white propaganda.