>>83537370
Making Red Shoes and the Seven Chads
Bulking for eternity. She will never stop.
Recovering from extensive surgeries to make her hips wider and shoulders less broad
was any of it real? was it all a dream?
Being someone's fridge
suckang on my willi
Probably in the gym desu
>>83537370
She used to be so cute.
What the hell happened?
There is such a thing as too much gym.
I mean at least her agent should have told her to chill a bit.
>>83537370
in the bedroom
inventing situations
on the street today
scouting out locations
I love these chloeposting threads but I never have anything to contribute
>>83537583
This.
>>83537583
female thor when
>>83537583
>the baby
Lost it
I hear she got a job as a logger
MY SKIN IS COLLLLLD
there's a rumbling in the distance
>>83538044
Is this shopped?
>>83537370
hopefully sitting on my face
>>83537370
She's bussy getting all kinds of gains.
>>83537370
probably eating a subway sanwich, the real culprit of her body chemistry malfunction. she should demand Doctor's Associates Inc unfortunately she is a sanwich junky.
>>83537454
I wish. I have never seen a more incredibly JUSTing.
She went from jailbat to schwarzenegger tier
>>83538679
Kek
In 2012 there was a meme, they called her "man's arms"
>>83538762
Do you remember when Chloe was a guest star on Seinfeld?
Why can't you guys make her sexy? Just give her some hips and a booty and she'll be alright
>>83538168
>>83538191
Lost it on these ones lmao
>>83539300
I remember another name "piggy face" or something like that
In someone's kitchen
>>83537370
I almost forgot how beautiful she was, after seeing her get memed so hard
>>83540916
Why doesn't she just get a trainer?
It's the first thing i'd do if I were in the entertainment industry selling myself.
>>83541022
You can't change your body type, she'll always be a fridge no matter what. No hourglass curves for her.
Same with Margot Robbie
Is her excuse of 7 days a week at the gym really the cause of her figure?
I stalk fit girls on ig and despite being muscular af all of them are still curvacious. While Chloe just look like a fridge.
>>83540916
same here. I'd still really like to kiss those lips
>>83541299
They taste like Tyrone.
>>83541299
Yeah, it's just a shame about her body though.
Not sure where it went wrong
>>83541407
Im honestly convinced shes either a tranny or, she fucked up her body chemistry by taking hormone blockers in an atempt to extend her career as a child actress.
I personally think its theformer. [/Spoiler]
>>83541407
Shes not as lean as she used to be, but I don't mind.
>>83541333
That's the problem
But why did she turn green?
My body is like hers ;_;
>>83541615
are you a man or woman?
>>83541615
Are you amanletlike her as well?
>>83537583
kek
I still think she's beautiful.
4chan memes will never convince me otherwise. In fact they just make her more endearing.
>>83541615
>>83541407
>top shelf to keebler elf
>>83541654
Woman
>>83541671
Yes, womanlet
>>83541732
Yes ;_; i want to kms
>>83537370
at a spa looking gorgeous
that's where she's at
will always be waifu material.
>>83541792
Tb.h, my shoulders and back aren't that wide, but i'm like a fridge anyway. I literally have body dysmorphia because of that and have tried suicide twice. I can't even afford surgeries
>>83541840
Honestly a man won't care if you're a fridge as long as you can SUCK A MEAN CAWK.
>>83541917
You know he will care anyway.
>>83541840
so you have kind of a barrel chest? if you can get your waist slim in comparison it will look good.
>>83541545
Or maybe she doesn't really have that good of body/bone structure, and that was exacerbated as she aged. But yeah, its probably a weird, behind the scenes conspiracy.
>>83541933
Well he'd prefer a non-fridge but nobody's perfect and he'd certainly look past the fridgeness for daily enthusiastic head. Trust me.
>>83541964
>your waist
I barely have one.
>>83542025
Nobody would want head from a really ugly fuck like me.
>>83542077
Is the back of your head ugly or something? Unless you're bald it really doesn't matter. You watch too much porn where the chick is constantly looking up at the camera while sucking. In real life, that doesn't feel good. Why do you think the dudes always have to jack off to finish instead of uncontrollably losing it into her mouth?
>>83542157
It's better to kill myself.
>>83542157
You probably don't know it yet, but women usually need to feel sexy and desirable for getting horny and enjoying sex.
>>83542211
stop fishing for compliments pls
>>83542211
If you say so, dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-Fr3ppb3o&t=1m17s
>>83541840
If you want real advice instead of attention become underweight it's the only way to look ok.
t. another womanlet fridge
>>83542276
Why would i expect any compliment from men complaining about Chloe Moretz body and making fun of it, if i have the same body myself?
>>83542333
trips of truth
>>83542333
I'm underweight but i don't think it looks ok anyway. Honestly.
>>83542349
Her body is alright imo
>>83541407
Oh fuck, man. Imagine what could/should have been.
shit, late to another thread.
What sound is she making with this face, /tv/?
>>83542743
Blowing air, like that sound people make when they don't know how to whistle, or they're trying to put out a fire.
>>83542743
hot
>>83542785
i think shes going "Woowoowoowwoowoo", like shes trying to impersonate an ambulance
>>83542800
the only gif a man ever needs
>>83542743
"wow" ?
>>83542867
Alarm was going to be my other choice.
>>83542962
Like, she's got a lot of dude in her. I think she's somewhere in the middle hormone-wise.
>>83542953
I like that hairstyle on her
>>83537370
If I were Chloë I'd kill myself if it weren't for my millions. Every time I'd look in a mirror and see what I've become compared to how I used to look I'd want to die. It's easy to just be ugly your whole life, but knowing what it's like to be beautiful then lose it must be torment.
>>83541115
>>83542333
>believes in somatotypes
>being this retarded
Get the fuck out of the gene pool
>>83541407
Her body seems to grown horizontally instead of equally distributed. It's a very odd and unnatural ageing process, perhaps she heavily used anabolic steroids at some point?
>>83537370
Lifting 5x1 bulgarian style