What the fuck is this shit, Lynch?

>>83523451
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH


Looks like you got LYNCHED

The king has become the bishop. Long live Molvania. Fear death by water!

That's the "real" Dougie Jones

The one armed man tells him he was "manufactured" by Bob

The golden nugget I presume is a real piece of Cooper and why he's all autistic now.

Don't be a pleb OP

>>83523564
Don't forget that when the golden orb came out so did that dark excrescence of some kind. I assume they are supposed to represent the good and bad aspects of his soul. It's not clear whether the two merged or if the "good" aspect i.e. the golden orb overcame and banished the "bad" aspect.

>>83523564
I just assumed he's autistic because he's spent 25 years in hell.

>>83523938
That was my thought too, he's become so acclimated to the weird horseshit of the black lodge that reality is fucking confusing and alien to him

>>83523451
it's called kino

>>83524355
It makes sense because he is behaving the same way as he did while in the lodge. He doesn't talk, he sits down or stands while listening until something compels him to move, he is confused about seemingly mundane objects that appear ominous. The whole time he probably didn't shit, sleep, or eat which explains his inability to eat breakfast or piss in the morning.

>>83524747
You're called an underage faggot.

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>>83525017
oh ya? well you're an overaged f-faggot...pussy

>>83523451
>complains when lynch does something lynchian

mong

>>83523451
Sorry bud you need to be IQ 150+ to interpert this show.

2deep4u

>people unironically think david lynch is anything but a complete fucking hack

>>83523451
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>>83527444
People fear what they don't understand.

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>>83523451
I sincerely don't get why everyone is so upset about this scene. So evil Coop created a fake/bait Cooper to avoid capture, what's so bad about it?

>>83527697

The effect that's just somebody changing the size in MS Paint.

>>83527734
Hasn't that been Lynch's aesthetic since Inland Empire though? Uncanny valley tier special effects inspired by glitch art, web art and the kind of silly shit you get when you fuck around in WinXP Movie Maker?

It's like watching Fury Road and complaining that everyone dresses like a Burning Man drag queen.

>>83527902
PS2 commercials had shitty effects like this too, the man knows what he's doing

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>>83523451
LYNCHED ONCE AGAIN

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>>83527902
Even the gold ball isn't new.

garbage ass show

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>>83523451
>that feel when reddittors who watched the first episode of twin peaks on netflix and got bored and tell everyone they like david lynch to seem interesting and expected this to be more comfy 'damn good coffee' tier schlock and don't realize that was tongue-in-cheek and are now complaining because they don't 'get it' so they think the new season is shit

>>83524906
He was talking and moving normally in the lodge though

>>83523451
just watched the first episode and omg what drugs are the people making this on

>>83523451
>nutted but she still lynchin

>>83530444
I like you

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>>83523451
>What the fuck is this shit, Lynch?
Blue rose up yours

>>83530731
ikr like omg?

>>83530731

I am on a drug, it's called CHARLIE SHEEN.

Remember that? What happened to that guy.

>>83530731
haha :p

>>83523451
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>83531741
He got AIDS and then everyone was too depressed having him around to cast him in anything.

>>83532344
Killer Bob, an interdimensional alien serial killer created a familiar based of Special Agent Cooper so that when Cooper's doppelganger, a shadow created from the evil in Cooper that manifested when he was trapped inside the Black Lodge (a gateway between space and time and the human psyche), was forced to return to the Lodge, the familiar would take its placed, thus insuring the safety of the doppelganger even while Cooper is free. In the lodge, with its purpose served the familiar returns to its original form, the gold orb.

>>83532607
thx pham