BGT

>>83523022
>Who will win?
Embarrassing missing people choir

>Who do you want to win?
None of them, ideally

>How gay will David act?
Very
>How much of Amanda's tits will we see?
Minimal

>How based will Mulhern be?
97%

I want this country to burn to the ground, even the idiots here on 4chan watch this tripe

>>83523153
Stay mad homo

>judges shoving that fat nigger singer down everyone's throats

Cooking hell.

Hopefully one of the kids win

But Britain doesnt have talent

>>83523282

Issy better win

>>83523282
this

>>83523373
Her tricks were fucking shit, mate...

>It's a little girl with a sob-story episode

Why are Amanda's boobs so sunburnt?

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They're not going to win, why are they still sugarcoating it?

This show was better back when you used to mock terrible acts

>>83523685

Nah fuck off, they were great

Who do you want to win?

>>83523890
Sarah ikumu she's wonderful

Theze finalists ar fucking pathetic. I'm not watching this garbage.

>>83523976

C'mon mate, really?

HES CRASHING AND BURNING

Poor lad...

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>Dude Simon's teeth lmao
>Dude Bant and Kek's height lmao
WHEN WILL IT END? IT'S WORSE THAN A FUCKING POKEMON PARODY.

>THIS is the funniest person in England
fucking sad

>>83524530
It's really not. I don't know who was worse, him or that impressionist who got through last year.

Ned is brilliant you Philistines I hope he wins.

This might be the worst magician ever

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>>83524892

NO BALLS

If the missing people choir win it will be one big national virtue signal.

>They made it to the final only 24 hours ago
>And of course, the first 24 hours are the most important
>They certainly know that more than anyone

There were two compartments in the box. One attached to the slot that all the audiences papers went into, and the main compartment that you access by opening that was stuffed with lots of papers with Ant & Dec written on all of them. He made it way too obvious by going with them.

>>83525399
>If

You poor sap. There's a reason all the other acts are terrible

>>83525399

After last week they have it in the bag.

It's kind of sad to see them full of hope that they'll reunite someone when in reality they're all dead. Nobody just goes missing.

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>Britain's got """"""""""""talent"""""""""""

>the fatty who cant sing gets a solo AGAIN

Is she the wife of the guy leader on a power trip thinking this is her big break or something.

Time for the juges to pretend to cry.

>>83525509
It's been rigged so Sarah ikumu will win

Lmao Is the prize for winning being able to perform at the variety or is it to win money for charity of choice? If it isn't the latter they might as well

>look you're not great singers but I hope you win this talent competition because it will make me feels.

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I'll admit it's a horrible thing to happen and I'm glad I've never had anyone I know go missing but they're just not that great. Will probably win.

>>83525689

Well done anon that image nade me laugh and that laugh spooped my dog. Well fucking done good sir

Ned was shite. I was cringing all the while he thinks he's this ebin roaster but in reality he goes for the lowest hangging fruit. The only reason his audition was even mildly funny was a mix between clever editing and pure suprise.

But we cant say anything bad about him because hes a kid.

>>83525775

I was cringing too mate, so was my wife and her son. I fucking hate children

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>>83525733
Happy to help. What type of dog you got?

>>83525689

Fpbp

>>83525878
kys

>>83525934
Excuse me, you can't say that word on the internet please delete and repost with the word omitted thank you.

>>83525934
Nice

>>83526000


A ****** dog . Soft as **** and i love the little ****

So what do we watch when this is over lads?

racists BTFO forever

>>83526125
Much better, thank you.

>>83525993

Talk about the show please

>>83526155
The pathetic shitshow called British politics 2017

is he a manlet or is it the lighting?

>It's a contestant uses up all of their material on the semis episode

>>83526310
Look at him next to Dec. He's a mega manlet.

My heart cant take the cuteness Nopedo

>>83524178
Ignore that chump, that wasn't me. I wouldn't mind the old geezers winning.

Literally Oscar bait: the BGT performance.

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Did anyone else think of the 7 of Diamonds? There's got to be some subliminal thing involved but I dunno what

>>83526582

Good taste, the Pensionalities have been a good laufh

How was most of that shit even magic, it was all talk.

>>83526622
You must've missed last year's winner then.

>>83526642

No, i thought about the ace of spades because my wife has it tattooed on her

>>83526666

Those quads sure are magical

>>83526693
kek

>Harry Potter fan
>dullest act in BGT history

>>83526693
My daughter has this on her ankle, first card I thought of tbqhwyl.

>>83526666
You just don't believe enough you smelly goblin

>>83526642
>did anyone else

I'd guess roughly 1 in 52 people did yeah...

>>83526693

My wife's son has this card tattooed on his forehead

>>83526806
I just thought it was a coincidence

Genuinely like Tokio, seems a good guy and I like listening to him, hope him or the old guys win, but I agree that it'll probably be the choir

This is cheating.

Good lad, great music, a real anti-nigger

>>83526912
No, even when magicians claim it is, the answer is never, ever subliminal shit. Even if they can say it works some of the time, there's too much chance of it going wrong on a live show.

It was done by how she said it would be at the start, sleight of hand.

Place your bets lads
>Winner
Missing People's Choir
>Runner Ups
Sarah Ikumu
Issy Simpson
>The rest
Tokio Myers
Matt Edwards
The Pensionalities
DNA
Daliso Chaponda
Kyle Tomlinson
Ned Woodman
The MerseyGirls

After the first 3 I'm not sure but whatever.

>>83526989
He's a fucked up looking disgusting nigger, hoping he doesn't win desu

>>83526743
Willy mek u fink

>>83527314
You're meant to listen to the music he's playing

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>>83527314
>tfw just downloaded the app and used my 5 votes on him
Not because of you though. You were just the first post I saw when I came back.

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>>83527248

Hope you are right desu

>>83527455
If I hadn't lost my job the other month I would've done the same, Godspeed.

This guy walks up to you in the club and slaps your gf on the arse, what do you do?

>>83527248
pretty much the same for the bottom whatever and then
>Winner
Tokio
>Runner Ups
Sarah Ikumu
Missing People's Choir

>>83527538

Thanks mate. And hope you get hired for another job soon

>>83527743
Thanks pal, hope I haven't made you lose £20.

If a nigger wins it's the end of this show to be honest.

>should win
Tokio
>will win
Sob story "choir"

>>83527779
He didn't make those bets today, rest assured you had fuck all to do with it.

>>83527840

Fuck off you pol cunt

ned BTFO

WHATTTTTTTTTTT MY BETS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WTF

Surely no

It'll be the nog

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>Sob story choir didn't win
>Simon's pet didn't win
NANI?

be the good nog, not the nig nog. don't be the awful girl who mostly talked instead of doing magic.

le funny black man

tokio confirmed winner

>the choir lost?

fugg

>>83528038
It's going to be the nig nog, he's centre stage

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>little girl magician is going to win

>poor little white girl

>>83528068
nah a magician won last year

>>83527779

YOU CUNT, YOU JINXED ME. NO WONDER YOU LOST YOURE FUCKING JOB YOU USELESS CUNT

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>Bant gets talentless pedobait's name wrong
>Impotent cunny neckbeards shit their pants

>>83527940
Back to plebbit please

BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED

>>83527779
FUCK YOU

>>83528122

After you, /r/TheDonald

Prefer the shit magic girl to the shit music coon lads

HOW CAN WHITE GIRLS EVEN COMPETE

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>nigger rapper at the Royal Variety Show

>the little girl didn't win
What went wrong /tv/?

Don't get it
He just plays piano doesn't he?

>>83528152

Did you even watch his act

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>>83528110
>>83528136
>mfw I bet on Tokio all along
I'm also >>83527403

YASSSSSS finally a winner I'm satisfied with

Literally kike-tier shit

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>>83528175
No, why?

>>83528161
she didn't play her cards right.

>as cool as when diversity won
>that same kind of vibe

What kind of vibe, Amanda? What could be the possible link between Diversity and this black-british musician?

>>83528175
Don't watch shit rappers mate, you enjoy though.

>it's as cool as when (((diversity))) won
>it's got that same kind of (((vibe)))

>>83528228
>>83528205
It was EDGY

>>83528201
You fucking idiot

>>83528205
They're both "urban"

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>>83528251
It's BGT, we'e all idiots here

>grade 3 piano

wow bravo

He only won because of the singers, if it was just him playing the piano, he wouldn't have won.

>>83528277
It has a drum machine attached though, and a group of people singing a single note and a rip of an existing pop song.

Totally unique act

Well its over, the show is finally dead.

That was the most unworthy winner I've ever seen.

>>83528332
he was the best one though

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HAHA TIME FOR MULLERS

>>83528301
I thought the same, last audition I could only hear the backing track

>Love Island advert

Wew lad, we're reaching levels of cuckoldry never before believed possible. And lol at that coalburner already a mum eyeing her next nigger.

How to win BGT
>Be nignog
>do simple act
>hire a bunch of white people to sing over you
>claim cheque

Bright side is he'll spend it on crack and be dead in a week, its a shame lynchings aren't still legal.

Have you lads ever seen the young musician award (it's broadcast on the BBC)

There are kids like 10 years younger than him that are infinitely more technically competent than him

Here's some actual kino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV2xs2MiQG4

You all know he won it because he was a nog

>>83528407
>hire a bunch of white people to sing over you
why should that matter, he arranged it

So many buttmad racists lmao
>>>/pol/

>>83528432
Where's his bleached dreds and pumps, not edgy enough 4 me, not interested

>>83528432
But it doesn't have the X factor

edit - I mean it's not quintessentially british with talent pouring.

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>>83528481
It's called /brit/

>>83528432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5mjx7tDzw

CUTE
U
T
E

Alesha doesn't get any credit cause she's fucking useless Simon you bint
Stephen does the best job every year

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Quintessentially British

>Tokio has been one of our best ever winners
>I really mean that

Fuck off Simon, everyone knows you're lying

>>83528432
Anything that is "kino" would not be right with the BGT audience becauz they are how we say "stupid". What we need is a more serious talent show with a different audience that appreciates originality and art of the highest forms rather than popular entertainment which fall into the majority of the itv audience.

>>83528635
He's subtly mocking the plebs at home

Literally /areguy/

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>>83528630

>has bitches fauning over him
>he's gay

What a waste

>>83528481
Not a racist, I just don't like coons winning BRITIANs got talent.

Reminder that Pixie Lott is a coalburner

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>It's a Chase episode

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>tfw Ant brought his dog

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>>83529128
/TC/ general when?

>Ant and Dec making gay sex jokes

I love this show

>>83523022
>It's another 12 year old sings from an Opera section
Kill me...

MULHERNHU ACKBAR!!!

FANNY MENTIONED

>ITV moves the final to not clash with the Ariana charity concert

>terrorists move their attack to coincide with the BGT final

wow

Do you think Mulhern knows 20 people were just run over in the name of Islam?

He's really upbeat

>>83530142
In Britain?

>>83530205
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916

If this is really live, he's going to feel like an arse tomorrow

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>>83530239
UNBELIEVABLE, THEY MUST BE OFF THEIR NAHT!

LEAVE ISIS TO ME... DOOSH!

Watching Mulhern dance at the end always makes me emotional, see you all next year lads, it's been unbelievable.
Also fuck ISIS.

>>83530424
I'm not convinced it wasn't just a drunk driver

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>>83529193
Which one lads?

Britain's got terrorism

>>83530850
Canis Major