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Would You Leave Us Alone? Jim Edition

>https://pastebin.com/0huBp7Wn

Prev>>83513634
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Does anybody have a link to the reedit of FWWM with Missing Pieces added in?
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>>83522523
Certainly
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>>83522523
Fuck off reddit.
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Why are the effects so bad?
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Wanna learn how to make Cherry pie?
Kyle MacLachlan is here to teach you!

https://youtu.be/kGr7_tf1Mw4
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>>83522605
all the budget went into the marketing for normies. definitely paid off, just look at these threads!
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Was getting caught part of his plan?
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>>83522605
It's more unsettling that way.
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>>83522605
Because this way it has a charm
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>>83522622
I fucking hate normies.
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>>83522509
He was much better than I thought he'd be. I hope he's in it more.

>>83522605
Weird, kind of corny effects that are still creepy are a staple of Lynch.

Also I've just realised that's a woman's body with a line on the neck that looks like it's sewn on. The other side of the murder?
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>>83522605
There's literally nothing wrong with it.
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>>83522605
its really not that bad, it's pretty sp00ky
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>>83522605
they are probably done by lynch himself. he is a painter after all - loves photoshop and all kinds of programs
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>>83522686
Do you actually honestly believe that Lynch is doing the special effects for the show by himself?

This fucking general.
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>>83522605
Don't be stupid
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>>83522642
yes. that's where sam is being held and he needs to get the information that he got from principal hastings' secretary from him.
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>>83522642
Yes, he specifically wanted to go to that prison. After he kills Darya he downloads a bunch of blueprints from the Yankton prison from the FBI computer because that's where Ray is incarcerated. Ray and Darya wanted to kill bad Cooper because they probably made a deal with Jeffries. In the next episode, we'll see DoppleCooper's life in prison and him killing Ray.
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>>83522717
It's not like this is beyond a senile old man's ability.
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>it's an Audrey at one-eyed jacks scene
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>>83522867
>Sam
You mean Ray.
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>>83522902
yes.
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Sheryl Lee a cute. A cute!
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>>83522668
Is Kyle a normie?
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>>83522605
should've used the scene of dougie's disintegration
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New episode tonight right?
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>>83522995
Tomorrow night
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>>83522668
Sour grapes much?
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>>83523017
whoops, bac k to sleep it is
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>>83522881
so fucking lame
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>>83522956
>fucked Lara Flynn on her prime
>not a normie
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I hope the new Twin Peaks end in a reality breakdown. Gordon Cole goes to meet Denise, for a debriefing, and halfway through he goes: wait a minute, you’re not Denise, you’re David Duchovny with a wig! Then he runs out into the corridor, screaming Coop! Coop! and when Coop appears and says “what’s good, Gordon” Gordon Cole realize my god, this is not Coop, this is that actor Kyle Mc-something, and then his hearing aid starts hissing, electricity going insane, so he throws it on the ground, And he drives in a panic to Twin Peaks to meet Shelly, the only girl he can hear, the girl he learned French for, maybe she’ll be able to help but upon meeting her he feels something is not quite right and he searches on his phone and he realizes she’s an actress as well and he gets up from his stool and scream-whisper, “what’s going on!” then the Double R diner disappears and Cole is in the dark, falling, landing on his back on a bed of blue roses.

Then it cuts to the box. For forty-five minutes, with a loud buzzing noise and intermittent shot of the cameras. The end.
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>>83522932
slut, literally fucked the 99% of the population of Twin Peaks.
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>>83523143
big if true
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>>83523143

still better than police procedural, shows that started sucking two seasons ago, and SJW propaganda.
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>>83522555
Twin.Peaks.FWWM.Q2.Extended.Fanedit.720p.mkv

Twin.Peaks.FWWM.Q2.Extended.Fanedit.1080p.mkv

On TPB.
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>>83522605
I get you. Imagine if that's what appeared in the box. (Fast forward to 6 seconds.) People would have lost their mind.

https://youtu.be/RYHaarxQTFk?t=6s
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why would bad coop murder the major?

if there is even a hint of aliens I will stop watching.
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>>83523089
flynn boyle was a succubus, seduces kyle to influence the show and then seduced jack nicholson.
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>>83523208
That was Laura, not Sheryl.
Not even the real Laura, it was the Bad Laura
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>>83523290
>why would bad coop murder the major?
He wants to stop BOB
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>>83523208
I get the vibe she's not at all a degenerate person. She focused her career mostly on theatre, which means she wasn't one of those Hollywood fucks on a perpetual ego trip.
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>>83522867
>needs
*wants
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>>83523237
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>>83523208
You do know what acting is, right?
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>>83523262
kek
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>>83523316
>seduces kyle to influence the show

This shit meme again, she had no influence, an FBI agent wouldn't get involved with an high school girl like Audrey
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THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
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BRING THE BACON AND I'LL PUT IT IN THE PAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkGGda7hX8
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>>83523347
Sheryl fucked a lot of Directors, Producers and other staff
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>>83522605
they arent
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>>83523478
dude i'm not gonna marry or just jerk off to her
she's cute
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>>83523443
many cast and crew confirmed this, including mark frost in an interview. everyone is the aware of the laura "the witch" flynn boyle
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>>83523443
OK I guess I'll believe you, random 4chan guy, over Sherilyn Fenn.
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>>83523509
>including mark frost in an interview
link senpai?
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>>83523525
Sherilyn Fenn also for some reason thought she was a main character in the new season and was complaining about not being in any of the marketing.
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>>83523534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCz1U1VGK8o
in the beginning
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>>83523509
Let's say for the sake of argument it's true, GOOD, makes perfect sense, Coop is an FBI agent, not a creep who fucks girls fresh outta high school
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>>83523466
I wonder how many shitty pop songs could be improved by slowing them down to half speed.

Also that line you quoted wasn't in the show as the song doesn't start from the beginning there. The more you know!
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>>83523559
>Coop is an FBI agent, not a creep
you mean a guy who fucked his partner's wife? Coop is a fucking scumbag and Windom Earle did nothing wrong. Coop should have been fired from FBI for doing that.
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>>83523443
>This shit meme again
>This shit meme that has been confirmed by numerous credible sources.

Whatever you say anon.
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>>83523509
So why did she have a problem with Sherilyn getting close with Kyle, but not Heather Graham?
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>>83522605
thought it was going to be the Lady in the Radiator for a second
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>>83523607
>half speed
That's weak shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bidHnEekXpE
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>>83523559
I agree. Even if it was due to behind the scenes meddling I'm glad. Fits the character much better.
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>>83523614
How does an Actress have power over Lynch and the ABC executives, implying if Lynch really wanted the Coop/Audrey romance, he wouldn't get it
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>>83523643
Why don't you just watch the Frost interview that was posted and shut up.
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>>83523558
thanks anon
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Are we getting episode 5 and 6 tonight on the Showtime Streaming service?
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>>83523706
Doesn't answer the question, dum-dum.
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>>83523694
Her and her boyfriend who would probably side with her.
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>>83523607
Lol, have you never heard of vaporwave?

Hell, Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe was basically inspired by the A E S T H E T I C of Twin Peaks.
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>>83523740
why would they release them tonight and why both the fifth and sixth episode?
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>>83523830
I thought it was influenced by the Simpsons? hence Simpsonwave
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>>83523614
Kyle has never said anything about it. Just Sherilyn, and Frost (who's just taking her word for it).
Maybe Sherilyn just hates Lara Flynn for no good reason.
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>>83523830
What kind of on sequitur is that?
Twin Peaks didn't have any slowed-down songs until two weeks ago.
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>>83523880
That's just a recent memegenre of music videos.
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>>83523611
>Windom Earle did nothing wrong
You, I like
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>there are people ITT who side with Lara "Shrek" Flynn "Get in My Swamp" Boyle over best girl.
>>83523611
go to bed, Windom
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>>83523901
>I wonder how many shitty pop songs could be improved by slowing them down to half speed.


My point was, this is a strange question to ask if you are familiar with vaporwave, since that genre of music is predicated to a large extent on slowing down preexisting pop music from the 80s and 90s.

The relation with Twin Peaks is obvious from the picture I posted. Macintosh Plus's Floral Shoppe was one of the most successful and popular albums in the vaporwave genre, and the album cover clearly was inspired by the red room from Twin Peaks. It's entirely possible that Lynch has heard vaporwave music and decided to incorporate slowed down music into his show.
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>>83523880
>Simpsonwave
There was a great 1 hour simpsonwave mix on youtube, but it looks like it's been deleted now.
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>>83523830
terrible post. Vaporwave has nothing to do with twin peaks in the slightest.

>>83523930
correct.
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>>83524092
Not sure why people are misconstruing my post. I was merely stating the obvious: that the Floral Shoppe album cover was clearly inspired by Twin Peaks, specifically by the red room.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NWLfk_nELI
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>>83524058
>Macintosh Plus's Floral Shoppe's album cover clearly was inspired by the red room from Twin Peaks
Was it? The first thing that came to mind was a series of Dali paintings that I can't remember (pic semi-related) showing geometric shapes and a greek statue bust. Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong painter, but I'm pretty sure there was someone who made that "his thing" for a while.
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>>83523901
>Twin Peaks didn't have any slowed-down songs until two weeks ago.
Twin Peaks had slowed down instrumentals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml72-Z1RNKM
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>>83524145
>Floral Shoppe was basically inspired by the A E S T H E T I C of Twin Peaks.
>Floral Shoppe album cover was clearly inspired by Twin Peaks

i mean MAYBE the cover was but man. but I really don't think the music was influenced by anything other than some memey anti-capitalism shit. It honestly has very little to do with twin peaks
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>>83524145
it isn't really though
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>>83523694

Yeah, how does a woman who is dating the star of the show have any say? You've convinced me anon.

>>83523897
>Kyle has never said anything about it.
>famously polite guy has never badmouthed his ex or thrown her under the bus.

Great post anon; kys.
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>>83524340
(Might have been Magritte. Anyway, can't find it, but I'm pretty sure that album cover was inspired by whatever thing I can't remember.)
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>>83523858
i thought it was sunday my bad
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Alright fags, if you had the following four options which would you choose?

>The Laura Palmer mystery remained unsolved until the show ran its course, several more seasons were produced of unknown quality, FWWM was never made.
>The series was picked up for a third season with Lynch committed to the show, FWWM was never made
>Fire Walk With Me got the two sequels intended, both directed by Lynch
>The series is as it is now
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Why does Sheryl Lee's son have Lynch's hair
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>>83524461
I guess this is kinda similar. or at least could be the inspiration from.
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>>83524479
i hope you dont have this problem often friend, forgetting days and letting them kinda melt into eachoter, that could either be a sign of dementia or just ordinary depression
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>>83524498
Because he's insufferable.
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>>83524498
you mean lynch fucked an actrees from his films/tv shows? Shocking.
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>>83522523
t.plebbit
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>>83524381
Lmao how can instrumental electronica be "anti-capitalist"?
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>>83524381
Ok, I wasn't implying that the music itself was inspired by Twin Peaks. But the visual aesthetic is tremendously important to vaporwave.
And obviously it goes without saying that vaporwave has evolved far beyond Macintosh Plus.
>>83524340
>>83524400
I think the combination of chequered floor with statue was inspired by Twin Peaks. Other people actually used the Venus de Medici statue in their album covers.
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>>83524498
h-he's pretty cute desu
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>>83524492
>The series ais as it is now
>Minus (Evelyn + Billy Zane)
literally better than your favorite show
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>>83524558
h-how can anyone be this stupid?
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JUST FUCK MY SHITTY TV SHOW UP
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>>83524415
>kys
Underage fag detected
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>>83524563
The floor in the red room isn't chequered.
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>>83524548
and most importanrly NEETness
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>>83524632
Inspired, not copied.
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>>83524609
are you the same guy who posts the viewers graph every thread? have you changed up your game?
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>>83524492
Let's go with two Fire Walk With Me sequels, sounds like a ton of fun and uncomfortable close-ups.

>>83524609
Showtime puts all their premieres on YouTube, water is wet
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>>83524609
JUST MEME MY THREAD UP
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>>83523208
She's a slut, so what?
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>>83524632
No, it's a zigzag pattern. But that comes from the chequered pattern you would find in a Masonic temple (both are black and white, which are supposed to symbolise the dualism between good and evil). We know Freemasonry inspired at least Mark Frost for the show thanks to The Secret History of Twin Peaks
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>>83524542
Yes, something like that. From memory it was more of a full statue on a geometric plane, but I'm wondering if I'm not just having flashbacks to a Kid Pix/Cuts demo instead. The mind works in a mysterious ways.
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>>83523290
Don't read the book then boyo
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>>83524727
yeah, you might be remembering something else that was also inspired by that same painting or even something completely different. but you did make me interested in finding what else it might be kek.
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>>83524722
nothing, that guy is just asking for free STDs
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>>83522605
Out of all of the terrible effects in the show that's the one you pick? That part was genuinely spooky.
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>>83523694
i think the implication is that she was cracking the whip on kyle who had more sway w/r/t the direction of his character
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>>83522523
/tpg/ is already dead after only 13 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL
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>>83523559
>fucks girls fresh outta high school
>creep
roastie pls
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>>83522881
>Lynchfags think that this shit is "kino"

LOL
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Here's one of the deleted scenes I mentioned yesterday from Wild At Heart.
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>>83524740
BRUTAL
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>>83524794
Yeah, you're right, probable inspirations can be found for anything if we look hard enough.
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>>83524145
The Red Room somehow reminds me of old video games (as does that Floral Shoppe cover). The sparse decoration, the way Cooper moves through identical corridors, not really speaking with the other 'characters' or showing much emotion etc.
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>>83525244
FYUCHING
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>>83524498
Why would anyone not want Lynch's hair?
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>>83525163
FBI agent
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>>83525211
why is Nicolas Cage in bed with a man in a wig?
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Inland Empire was about white slavery and sex trafficking, right?
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How are we all coping with the fact that Twin Peaks: The Return is an utter disappointment?
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>>83525269
M U R D E R
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>>83525308
it was about the magic of cinemaaaaaaa
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>>83525211

>>83525304
It's the surrealism of David Lynch.
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>>83523089
>Implying those two are mutually exclusive
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>>83525308
It's about reincarnation and cleansing your soul so you can move on to the afterlife.
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>>83524498
L Y N C H E D
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>>83525328
Not gonna lie, former Twin Peaks fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lynch crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy finish Season 3.
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>>83525328
Not gonna lie, former Twin Peaks fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lynch crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy finish Season 3.
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Why did Lynch use Rammstein on Lost Highway?
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Did anybody find it cringy how Lynch sort of patted himself on the back in that Denise scene? I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be cheeky or not. Denise wasn't even Lynch's creation, nor did he ever direct any episodes where David Duchovny showed up.

Given that Lynch himself wrote in a scene where he got to kiss Shelly, it's easy to view this as some sort of vain attempt at being self congratulatory over something he wasn't even originally part of.

Also, no I'm not a triggered tumblerina, I just found the dialogue of that scene peculiar, I like that the character Cole is a mix of being really progressive while also kind of a sleezy old timer. Just thinking about the intentions here with Lynch himself.
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>>83525418
>>83525444
DOPPLEGANGER
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>>83525444
Not gonna lie, former Twin Peaks fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lynch crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy finish Season 3.
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>>83525290
I actually got a cut similar to Lynch's the other day. It's comparable to the top one and the bottom one. I got lucky that the girl who cut my hair had OCD

Also, has Lynch ever stated what he used in his hair? 2nd image looks like pomade, but the rest looks less greasy
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>>83525418
>>83525488

Not gonna lie, former Twin Peaks fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lynch crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy finish Season 3.
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>>83525470
Yeah what's more the character should have been called Enis.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW_MEr02mJw

This is, excuse me, a damn fine band
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>>83525470
do you think Gordon slipped Shelly the big D?
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>>83525470
The entire show is cringy
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>>83525468
ramm
stein
i meant
brent
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>>83525444
>>83525488
>>83525513

It's literally cancer, spreading out of nowhere.
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>>83524415
I see you weren't able to address the other part of my post. All we have is Sherilyn's word.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMuScOv79fc
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>>83525559
I swear if Lynch writes that in again, being as old as he is now, with those disgusting teeth, I'm gonna actually have a really tough time watching it.

I hope Mädchen Amick is wise enough to say no to that, or any young actress for that matter. It'll only feel weird.
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What did Harry Goaz mean by this?
https://vimeo.com/121078664
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>>83525673
>he wouldn't fuck Lynch
>he doesn't want to see Shelly get LYNCHED (again)
what are you, a fag?
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>>83525251
Time to log back after episode 5, TPG is just meme shit now.
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>>83525724
Yes
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>>83525470
The execution of the scene itself was perfectly charming, but the topic of conversation shifts so awkwardly to transsexuality it felt ingenuine. That applies to almost every minor character reintroduction though, they show up and display the one attribute they're memorable for for two minutes.
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>>83525673
how's it feel to have gotten cucked Bobby?
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>>83524498
Why didn't they let her have her long hair in season 3? She suits it much better than that weird bob-thing they gave her.

Also, what's her son's age? Mid-20's? If it fits the timeline of the original series then I guess we can assume who the father is.
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>>83525616
Not gonna lie, former Twin Peaks fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lynch crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy finish Season 3.
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Apparently Lynch himself was in charge of the YouTube re-edits. Is he just fucking with people?
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>>83525822
>Is he just fucking with people?
For quite some time now, yeah.
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>>83524492
As it is for sure.
The last 4 episodes have been the best material from the show by far.
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>>83525822
>Apparently Lynch himself was in charge of the YouTube re-edits.
What re edits, I haven't watched them? Are you talking about the black boxes?
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>>83525892
Yeah and also some scenes deleted/shortened.
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>>83525774
I agree, although, I haven't really felt that for the other Twin Peaks residents, not even Bobby actually, he wasn't known as the bawling type in the original, goes well in line with his growth into a responsible and decent man.

But the Denise shit was definitely off putting, I agree that it was really charming before that, but I could have done without the self congratulatory shit.

At least it was a lead in to a good joke
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>>83525870
see this webm
>>83522881

LOL! Why are Lynchfags so delusional??
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>>83525983
>>83525774
>>83525470
It really triggered me when he brought up her deadname
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>>83525470
eh, that's still how it would've went down in character. i see your interpretation though
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>>83525308
No, it's about a woman in trouble.
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>>83525933
aint got no google
provide with some link please
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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.
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>david: hey i rewrote some of ur scenes
>b-but why? i don't want to do this
>david: just trust me i'm doing art

he got away with it
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>>83524415
see
>>83523643
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>>83525673
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They fucking censored the statue in the fucking red room on the youtube and facebook versions. Fucking stupid. They didn't even censor those back during the original series.
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>>83526291
link pls
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>>83526254

They broke up you autist.
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>>83523238
Watch the original before the edit, I am warning you.
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>>83526313
I'm not linking you something that can easily be found on youtube
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>>83526291
They're just memeing
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>>83525822
I'm gonna need the source of that
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>>83523740
Is the guy on the couch the weirdo in the jail cell in Buckhorn?
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>>83526323
Then there would've been no need for the change, but clearly it happened.
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>>83524020
he was mean to an autist
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Catherine, did you just spill mink oil on my bedspread?

Come here a second...
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>>83526277
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>>83526291
They also put a censor box over the weird effect that happens when bad coop shoots Shaggy's wife
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>>83526525

What became of Leo after this?
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>>83526526
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

*sniff* smells like fish in a percolator *sniff*
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>>83525257
>tfw no official canon adventure game where you play as Jeffries
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>>83526277
Kind of sleazy, but at least he hadn't hit is mid 40s yet.
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>>83526526
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>>83526526
Catherine would be the one spanking Pete
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>>83526234
ur gay lmao
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>>83526603
>>83526277
How old was she at that time. Wasn't she 16 when the Pilot was filmed?
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>>83524498
Do you think they ever...
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>>83526277

Lynch was handsome back then, I don't understand how this would be a problem. The way they wrote it in was perfectly done.

Should've kept the old guy line in because Lynch wasn't even greying yet.
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>>83525798

It's based on her Fire Walk With Me hair.
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>>83526525
fuck him for hurting Shelly
>>83526572
spiders got him lol
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>>83526234
You cried? uhhhhhhh
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>>83526641
She was 19, he was 44.

She definitely got Lynched
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>>83523030
d-damn
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>>83526572
We don't know! Shelly will probably make a comment about how he's in a mental hospital or something.
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>>83526657
The old guy line made sense because that's the way teens typically talk (ie, anyone over 25 is 'old'). Besides, Bobby referred to Nadine as a grandma when he was questioning Mike about their relationship.
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>>83522881
I'd liked the special effects thus far but this scene was pretty bad.
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>>83523030
Imagine thats your balls he is holding like that.
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>>83526776
Didn't know Lynch was such an insecure pussy
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>>83526848
that's some exquisite technique
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>>83526848
he better be gentle
ive had some problems
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>>83526848
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>>83522605
This scene was good when you see it in the show. It cuts away to that girl's ass enough that you're not looking at it for too long.
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shhhh no one startle Phillip
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>>83525144
>>
>>83526948
j
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>>83526853
How is he insecure?
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rate this scene/10
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>>83526776

Agreed. It seems more likely that some nervous writer or PA suggest they remove that line before Lynch even saw it. I can't picture him as being insecure about his looks or age and he probably would have echoed your sentiment.
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>>83526975
YO DON'T DO IT
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>>83526948

february
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>>83526979
>Needless to say the line was cut from the script

I assume Lynch ordered it so
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>>83526975
u
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What significance do the numb arms hold?
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>>83527015
d
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>>83526988
Groovy/10
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>>83526979
He had a line where a teenaged character calls him old that was completely in character cut from the script
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>>83527002
1986
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James was always _____
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>>83527039
y
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>>83527059
I dreamed about BOB last night. Not a real nice dream at all.
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>>83527070
Sweet but SO DUMB
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>>83527021
I AM THE ARM
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>>83526975
>>83527015
>>83527039
>>83527077
NO
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How is he so pure, bros ;_;

In a way I think Cooper going toddler on us is a nice way to bring back the total pure innocence of the character after all of it was stolen from him when he entered that Black Lodge. I think these moments we're getting now will be a lot more heartwrenching when Cooper later comes to, and we realize he's not the same person after having spent all those years in the lodge.
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>>83527070
a tedious display of Lynch's 50's fetish
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>>83524558
Lynch is the ultimate pleb filter
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>>83527021
It has to do with the ring right?
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>>83527170
Oh right, didn't make the connection.
But why only Dougie and Theresa?
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>>83527101
A little sick in my opinion as I have so much hate for the way he spoils me.
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>>83527212
>>83527222
Ah, that would answer that question as well.
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>>83527176
I liked his pureness until he had the thing with Annie. it was cringey.
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>>83527021
ring = mike enters u and he has no arm
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>>83527222
>But why only Dougie and Theresa?
Happend to Laura to right?
But im not sure she had the ring at that point, cant remember
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>>83522956
How come preparing food is something for normies? I thought only the elite won't make their own food.

He might be a normie, I don't care, he's an amazing actor.
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>>83527234
Made me feel ugly and bad for wanting love or affection.
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>>83527281
>unironically calling something "cringey"

Cringe.
>>
How many of you have never seen twin peaks but decided to start with season 3?
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>>83525983

Bobby was always a crybaby. Cried at family therapy. Cried over Laura. In the Laura's diary he cried after they had sex and she laughed her ass off at him.
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>>83527579
hopefully nobody
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>>83527579
me
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>>83527222
They were wearing the green ring.

OH HEY when evilCoop shows Daria the card with the ayylmao silhouette on it and says "this is what I'm looking for," it vaguely resembles the symbol on the ring - the diamond with the wings on top. Don't know what it means...
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>>83522881
Only patricians can appreciate this scene. Stick to your marvel movies
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>>83528148
This scene is pivotal to the plot, so I guess it means a massive load of normies are going to stop watching. If they don't understand this scene then they don't understand what is wrong with good Coop and what must be done to fix him.
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>>83526234
>lol i'm going to judge the entirety of an 18 episode story based on the first 4 episodes

i bet you wrote book reports after only reading the first couple of chapters
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>>83525308
It's about the Black Dahlia murder
>>
do you guys think we will get more "Invitation to Love"?
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>>83528436
I thought I understood this scene but how does it tell what has to be done to fix Coop?

Why are Dooper and Booper able to be lucid but he isn't?
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>>83528712
I assume that Coop's soul/consciousness is in that golden pearl. At any rate I imagine he will need to recover it to become fully functional again. Until then, he will remain in this lobotomised state.


Also, Dougie isn't lucid. As far as we know he is gone. He is... NONEXISTENT.
>>
im on episode 5 of season 2. been 10 years since i last watched this. the whole thing is a bit lesser than i remember it.
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>>83528804
Well we only got one smidgen of a scene with Dougie but he seemed normal. He had like 2 lines before the swap happened.
>>
>>83528712
>Dooper and Booper

You're the worst type of person.
>>
>>83528842
Yea, he seemed normal... UNTIL his body shrank and his fucking head disappeared.
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>>83528917
yeah, that's what i said.

before he went into the lodge.

also if your theory is right, Coop's consciousness was previously in Dougie? that means it was really Coop cheating on his wife with hookers?
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>>83529047

It's only a half that Coop needs to work. Not necessarily a part of the previous Coop. Maybe its even a piece of generic Coop.
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>>83529126
Guess I can buy that
>>
fuck I want the new episode already, it's such a pain waiting for it. it's much easier wating for a new season to start.
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>>83522605
If you think the ghost was bad you're a pleb
>>
>>83522881
Lynch is brilliant.
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>>83522881
>implying this isn't pure Lynch
Plebs must leave
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>>83529567
DON'T TALK ABOUT HER
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So was Cooper sent to the year 2003?
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>>83526948
Just who do you there think they that there is there
>>
wtf i love Jeffries now
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>>83526948

hey phillip have you heard from judy lately?
>>
So, when does the new episode leak?

In 3 hours or 27 hours?
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>>83529915
cringe
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>>83529989

no you
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>>83529952
Good question. Is it released at the same time everywhere or do places like Japan and Australia get it first?
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the other man from another place
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>>83526526
what the fuck is this from?
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>>83530134

a fetish video jack nance did

https://archive.org/details/JackNanceeraserheadUnknownFetishFilmRole
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>>83527663
>In the Laura's diary he cried after they had sex

Do people really do this? Unless they just had sex with a prostitute
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>>83522881
It isn't THAT bad.
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>>83530314

It's not bad at all, kiddies just thinks that all CGI must look like their comic book movies.
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>>83524498
L Y N C H E D
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>>83524498
>>83530436
Apparently both the men she married were Jews ;(
Still, if she really had an illegitimate child with Lynch that would be fucking fantastic.
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>tfw you will never be as happy as Jerry eating bread
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Why does /tpg/ always downscale Mark Frost's role in Twin Peaks? He did way more of the work for the original seasons than Lynch did and has came up with a lot of the lore by himself.

Don't get me wrong, it's Lynch's show. Just I don't get why people always shit on Mark.
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>>83530502
is anyone shitting on him? or just forgetting to give credit?
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>>83530481
>Sheryl Lynn Lee (born April 22, 1967) is a German-born film, stage, and television actress
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worst effect so far was easily the prison hobo's head coming off
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>>83530545
There's one autist with a hateboner for him and the book.
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>>83530502
>Why does /tpg/ always downscale Mark Frost's role in Twin Peaks?
Frost's ideas are at a lot of the heart of TP, no doubt, but his personal execution is extremely bad. Did you read his script of the final episode? Lynch saved us big time.
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>>83530560
the times where cooper is falling through space is pretty trash tier
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>>83530560
Overall or the new season?

Worst overall is the knob, we can all agree on that one?
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>>83530572
>Did you read his script of the final episode?
It wasn't just his script, it was written by three people. No wonder it was bad when you have that many people working on a script.

Also I'm pretty sure Bob Engels and David Lynch have come up with even more absurd shit than that. Planet made of cream corn?
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how are you guys judging the effects as being "good" or not

they probably look exactly how Lynch wanted them to look
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>>83530560
>>83530592
The CGI headless body was awful.
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>>83530592
>the times where cooper is falling through space is pretty trash tier
I disagree, I love those parts
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>>83530632
There's something in this argument, yeah. However the way the golden ball moves about in the air does look plainly crap.
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>>83530632
when special effects were better in low budget 70s films, that's what i'd call bad

but you're right that it's kind of lynch's style in a way and they obviously weren't trying to make it realistic
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>>83524498
>She was at one time married to Jesse Diamond, a photographer and son of singer and songwriter Neil Diamond. They have a son, Elijah, born in 2000

>17 years old

Guys... I feel guilty for thinking he was cute. What now?
>>
you guys sure are bitching a lot over nothing today
>>
NEW

>>83530689
>>83530689
>>83530689
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>>83530630
Cream corn on the cob planet?
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>>83530679
again what do you mean by "better"
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>>83530727
higher quality, more convincing, etc... i don't think there's a lot of debate over what better means in this context
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>>83530727
Realistic, lifelike, visually believable.
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>>83530795
>>83530817
and the point of the effects isn't to look convincing or realistic or believable
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>>83527101
WE LIVE
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>>83530925
We've already been over that, but the show would be more immersive it if they were.
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>>83530925
there's a reason surrealism contains the word realism anon

also nobody is saying it doesn't tonally fit to have bad effects or whatever, we are only not in denial about the effects being quite bad (sometimes, other times they are ok)
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>>83530982
we just have differing definitions of what 'bad' is
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>>83530982
>there's a reason surrealism contains the word realism anon
And it doesn't have anything to do with having to look realistic.
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>>83530634
I didn't even realise it was CGI, I thought it was a prop.
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>>83531051
It does completely. That was the point of the Surrealist art movement. They painted as realistically as possible to make the surreal subjects of the pieces all the more jarring.
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>>83526339
seen the original already.
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