So did you like Wonder Woman (2017, Jenkins) more or less than

shove your survey up your ass

Did Patty Jenkins make movies so bad that her chink adopted daughter killed herself?

>>83518633
>>83518634
What survey, nigger?

>>83518661
UP YOUR ASS

A numale and a Marvel fanboy who had personally washed the soles of Kevin Feige and sucked Perlmutter's dick was teaching a class on the various forms of quips and the ways in which they can be used to make people like their movies and leave positive reviews while simultaneously buying tickets irrespective of the kind of movie it was, which had been Marvel's strategy for a long time.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Feige and Robert Downey Jr and accept that they are your absolute kings chosen by online reviewers, even greater and more powerful than the people who make "films" which do not gross money”

At this moment, a brave, sharp-eyed, anti-quip kinosseur who had been to films and not film school; had watched classics such as Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman), 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊), চারুলতা (1964, রায়), Ordet (1955, Dreyeryer), Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick), Oктябpь (Дecять днeй) and кoтopыe пoтpяcли миp (1927, Эйзeнштeйн); had personally handled the boom mike for a Mallick, who happened to have watched watched several "movies" of Marvel's so-called "Cinematic Universe" (and had disliked them all, to the point of sending Feige hate-mail and giving them all rotten reviews,) stood up and held up a copy of the Blu-Ray of Batman V Superman : Ultimate Edition.

”What is this thing I hold in my hand, you fool?

The arrogant numale smirked quite provocatively and smugly replied, “A stupid and amateur attempt at making superheroes in a grim, dark world which has no color and which people care not to watch because it is derivative, an insult to the source material, full of plot holes and is BORING, you stupid pleb!”

>>83519706

”Wrong. Znyder has many kinos under his belt and is slowly maturing a cinematic universe, with tones that change and develop as the characters do, and films that are meant to be watched multiple times, with their allegories and subtle hints. A work so original, it defies the rote and tried-and-tested world of superhero comics and lends a new voice to the medium, something the tens of previous movies over tens of years did not even scrape! His work portrays actual moral dielemmas pertaining to our own real world and how the inclusion of beings with huge power might play out, and at the same time, creating characters that have a voice of their own! His work has progressed the art of film making in a genre as depraved as Capeshit, and he was punished for it! You marvelmovies have no substance or nuance and are merely paint-by-numbers cue-card gopro footages that sheep are manipulated into liking! If you really think any of that is false, then you are a fool and a cuckold, and do not deserve to tech anyone about anything, for you know less than nothing!”

The numale was visibly shaken, and dropped his phone and contraband copy of some faggot-ass shilling manual. He stormed out of the room crying those numale tears, the same tears the numale had shed for the “movies” (which today are all but forgotten) when he was watching them. There is no doubt that at this point our numale, Carl Etovpu, wished he had pulled himself up by his chastity cage and become more than a capeshit and Marvel yes-man. He wished so much that he had his phone to delete his reddit account from embarrassment, but he himself had traded its password for being a mod!

>>83518590

After everyone was picked up for Avengers roles, that's all they had left.
Looks like the cast of an Mtv sitcom.

more

much more

>>83519774

The students applauded and all turned Kinosseurs-in-training that day and accepted the Znyder as their lord and savior. An Owl named “Onik” flew into the room and perched atop the stack of Blu-Ray Kinos and hooted with joy. Man Of Steel was watched multiple times, and Terrence Mallick himself returned from the wheat fields and brought haunting soundtracks and god-tier cinematography throughout the world, while Rotten Tomatoes gave itself a rotten rating and Disney went bankrupt.

The numale lost his tenure and dick and was kicked out the next day. He shamefully commited sudoku and was reincarnated as the new Spider-Man actor.

>>83518590
Yes it is a better movie than those 2 prices of shit. No it's not a good movie.

>>83518590
BvS director's cut>MoS>WW>BvS>>>>>>SS

>>83518634
>Patty Jenkins
It's certainly a big jump for a woman who did almost exclusively tv shows before that.