can we have shitty movie cover thread?

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>>83510983
does this count

>>83510983
I'm curious what the guy at the bottom is doing.

>>83511002
How did this even happen? How can someone look at this and think it's acceptable?

>>83511054

for the hc apollo 13 fans who want all the variant covers

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>>83511027

Punk imagery

>>83511196
Thanks for explaining; that makes sense.

>>83510983
>we need the poster to look more like an action film
>okay i'll just photoshop someone punching a glock through patrick stewarts fucking chest
>perfect

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>>83510983
I really hate it when Shout Factory changes a movie that had amazing coverart to some bland photoshop shit with everyone in the movie slapped on.

>>83511382
Damn. That's actually what it looks like.

>>83511733

did picard even hold a gun in that movie?

>>83511820
I can't really remember. That hand is way too small though.

>>83511382

that machete and shotgun too are added

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>>83511382

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Just a cheap and lazy Photoshop collage, they should've just used the theatrical poster like they did for the previous DVD and LaserDisc versions.

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The cover here actually looks decent and shows one of the most iconic scenes in the movie.
Only problem is that they forgot to erase the wires on Li Mu Bai in the cover when said wires were erased in the actual movie.

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What the hell?
The Japanese cover looks much better.

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This would belong more on a psychological drama than an adaptation of a sad folktale.

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Why did they erase many objects and characters in the cover of the final US release?

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For comparison, here is the cover used for promotional Disney Blu-ray trailers and the UK Blu-ray.

>>83512948

Pretty solid cover desu

>>83512962
fucking amazing cover what are you on

>>83513050
>>83513066
>tripfaggot

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>Imogen gay poots

>>83513090
The longer you look at it the more retarded it gets

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>>83510983
>Green Room
What is this the fockin making of the Star Wars Prequels or sumthin tss tss

>>83513575
holy fuck that's some next level shit, is this really a poster/cover and someone at home made it?

>>83513629

anon are you high

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>>83513872
Yea I'm fuckin zooted cocksucka

>>83510983
the original poster was just that bottom image which was fucking great. Why ruin it like that

>>83510983
Man pissed this is Anton's last film well and Star Trek I guess

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>>83510983
What were they thinking?

>>83513629
Chip stfu

>>83514060
>tfw his podcast is the best piece oit O n A media ever

>>83511820
he had a gun in the ending scene

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>>83511385
Pretty good film, gorgeous cover art

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>>83511385
It's worse when Arrow does it (They're also reversible in both cases so idgaf).

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>>83515051
What in cocksucking hell...

>>83512962

That's a good cover, son.

>>83514941
It's spelled "podacast".

>>83513575
I came here to post this.

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>read the tagline

>>83515271
There was a Yogi Bear movie?

Did it bomb?

>>83515460
nope it made a shitload I saw it when it came out...

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how can western box covers even compete?

>>83515490
We have a winner

>>83515271
>>83515460
that movie was kino as fuck though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4

>>83515490
Kek, are those the Cobra 11 guys?

>>83513629
Fawkin` homerun chippa

>>83512948
Nigga what? That cover is good. Fuck off.

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>>83510983

Every movie in the past 20 years.